# Two pence . # Err , let's give him one pound , no , thirty pound . # It will take a long time . # . # Yes me lady , no me lady , three bags full me lady . # I've got # I've got a . # I hit a number seven . # I've got . # I'm gonna put the double shake on . # Double shake one . # The double shake hurts . # Not have it . # . # I I've already got one of these . # This under the china . # I've got that . # You got my then ? # . # No , no , no , no , . # Right , I got one . # . # I'm cutting , I'm cut . # We got potatoes ? # No , I'm not . # . # . # I know . # . # Mm # Probably Nike . # Adidas . # Hmm I'm doing hair . . # on my nerves . # where's my dinner ? # are coming out . # . # . # When I say so . # . # Dino . # Flint mobile . # Betty . # Bama , bama . # Bam , Bam , Betty , Flint mobile , Dino , Fred , Wilma , Snorts and Barney # are done . # Hold her hand . # I think he . # No , look , put your hands like that then , hold it out , bring it in , , that's it . # He got what ? # Loves him does she ? # How old's she ? # How old's she ? # And how old's he ? # How old's he ? # Hm . # Yes . # August the 25th . . # Yeah . # you're not , . # Yes . # So you was born in different years . # Yeah , you were born , what year were you born ? # What year ? # What year 1980 # 84 , she was born 85 . # Four minutes . # Yeah I was born in 1980 . # I was born in 1975 . # Oh god I'm an old woman . # two months , sixteen in August . # When it's July . # Are you , are you , are you . # . # . # . # . # Might be . # Go away , I'm cooking . # What ? # Do what ? # Yeah ,it's over there . # Excuse me please I'm trying to cook , I haven't got enough potatoes . # Makes some more I expect . # It could be three quarters of an hour . # long time . # Spaghetti's in there . # Right , who's . # Four There's four kids . # There's not enough . . # Kelly , come on . # like that , who do you think you are ? # . # . # . # I said mine not Liam's . # . # You don't like potatoes . # I can see right through that skirt , have you got a petticoat on ? # Petticoat . # Right . # I cooked it , I nothing on it . # Shelley . # . # Yes . # . # . # . # . # I know what you're doing . # First three have you finished ? # Can have an ice lolly . # yesterday . # It's not , Penny's dinner went in the bin . # . # no . . # Hm , hm . # What do eat Penny's dinner . # Baa . # I about . # Please mum . . # No , Warren . . # Eh ? # Richard . # Roger and Emma on my . . # . # What's that . # What's that . # Don't go through , what they go green , blue , red , yellow ? # They go red , orange , yellow . # No , I got . # Well I don't know what teacher I've got . . # . # Hold on to it . # Not that you know . # . # Have you finished . # Have you finished . # What . # Yucky , yucky . # What make you control it . # . # Don't be rude # Come on eat that . # Not a lot you can do about it . . # How many people to make ? # Doesn't know . # Where's the cake tin . # . # Yeah . # . # Cos do it . # I used the last night , cos she . # I did last night . # Mm # Guess you've washing or drying up . # That's what were talking about . # Yeah , what time did you ? # You got a lot to doing it . # You that one cos you anything . # isn't it ? # Oh ,they're older than them . # Oh , the ones who's got is about something like that . . # Were in the bus , aargh . . # Close your eyes right . # . # . # and are a lot bigger . # . Had a catapult and you say . . # Ask for . # That's why , you know looks at , you've got a on your eyes , . # Cos they've kept it in , and when you ain't . # . # I did . # Don't breathe all over me Colin . # Oh yeah , cut the corners . # . # Colin's bigger than me . # You're small for your age . # Well last time we saw her , she said that she hadn't been I think she went in her bedroom now , or in the toilet . . # There you are . # . # Mum you alright . # I I stood there do drying up you see , like this right , I'm standing like this , do drying up . # No I didn't , I'm , this is right , I'm standing like this , straight up and she walk along . # I didn't I was standing . # he was like this , then the drying up she goes out and like that . . # No , I he took , his up there and I've got him down there . # And I was right . # . # When ? # Have wheels , haven't we had wheels , mum haven't we had wheels all week ? # Not yet . # No , World War Two next year . # Having World War ten . # Yeah I think . # Ooh you . # Why did you hit him ? # Why did you hit him ? # . # Why can't you keep your hands to yourself ? # You're standing here , you've done sweet nothing again today . # Yeah , I know , you're standing there cuddling that finger . # Who's had spaghetti and put it all over the floor ? . # Couldn't have done , didn't have any . # Charlene sat there . # . # Oh you've got paint all over your tongue . # Richard come on , come down and finish this boys now . # Just keep your hands to yourself , right . # No . # Share them , you do not take his toys . # . . # Especially for the little one . # . # I can't hear you . # . . # Go on help yourself . # And I bet it . # I had one . # It's a monster mum innit ? # Absolutely wonderful , you couldn't get 'em for . # . I don't know . # You really wouldn't . # Play that game where you and Craig were a monster . # monster sat there and . # . # What's his name . # . # Oh , that's not fair , Richard got spaghetti . # get what he wants . # Aargh , you'll be tired . # Right , erm . # Right , . # Yeah , you do it . # . # . # . # . # End up doing room . # Did you watch it when was here , went off with Frank , yeah . # Oh she was really a bitch . # That's all he's taken over place . # . # That's all she's done , she's taken over . # Well I'm not doing drying up . # She'll end up pregnant , married at . # I think that Hazel . # Did ya ? # Did ya ? # . # George . # . # Make it for Richard ? # Why did you . # . # get it like that , I , I , I , I , I , I . # . # Hmm , hmm , hmm . # . # . # Mum , . # Don't you dare tell Warren . # You , upstairs now . # if should see you have . # . Go on then , hurry up . # . # The last one up the stairs is a rotten egg . # Remember Warren , remember . # done it . # And all my . # Didn't realise he could gone now . # I don't know , what kind of house weighs . # . # . # What you call a cowboy with no money ? . # I can't . # What's a crocodile say to a game . # Snap . # . # With a Skoda , that's one . # What I got in my hand ? # No , I haven't , . # What I've got in my hand ? # What have I got in my hand ? # What have I got in my . # Do you want this one ? # What's on telecom , don't you watch the jokes . # Oh . # What kind of house weighs next to nothing ? # I know one . # In some cases your pause button the reason the pause button is taped over on this is cos the pause button # But I'm not going to am I ! # That would be a rather silly ! # Yeah , course I have ! # Well don't eat the popcorn ! # Have you got a wooden spoon there ? # Oh ! # Well I was thinking we could you know , leave it on while we're on the job ! # Yeah . # We haven't got any mushrooms have we ? # Sshh ! # Ooh , # Tomatoes , yeah that'll do . # Oh by the way I've found another tin opener here in the erm in the shed ! # Believe it , yeah it's in better condition than the one we've got ! # Gotta find it now . # No , I've washed it . # I think . # Er , where the hell is it ? # They won't object to being recorded will they ? # Or rather , just keep quiet , I mean your dad waffles on so much anything he says isn't confidential or anything is it ? # . # Did you take that out or did I ? # Was it ? # No , don't overdo the spices , it was bit a bit strong last time . # Yep . # Ugh ! # Yish ! # Ish ! # Stay ! # Ooh er # I did . # I have . # It'll have to be bis spaghetti bolognaise . # Sorry ! # I know ! # Well I keep forgetting I've I've left it in the fridge ! # All of it ? # Too late now ! # Sorry ! # Well you can have cheese , I do , I don't have cheese anyway . # We haven't got any parmesan have we ? # And don't forget all the tins go in that box , right ? # Put it in the can bank at the ti # So tomorrow we're down town ? # No , I won't need one for months . # Good lord ! # No work you mean ? # Must get that assignment out though . # Yeah he did that last er last week . # He jumps out . # Well you can tell he's been there cos of the footprints everywhere ! # Yeah , he's a pain ! # Caught red handed Chassie , weren't you ? # I'll have to put some other shoes on cos this floor is freezing ! # Ah , ! # Won't be a sec # I'll put the spaghetti on Sue ! # Erm Don't mess with his paw ! # Not that ! # Charlie , come on , out ! # Oh , that's another twenty quid isn't it ? # That's cos his , when he runs and he tries to get his ball # I he s tries to stop for his ball and he erm # He just puts the hands , the brakes on really quickly ! # Careful ! # Ah , jump ! # Ooh yeah ! # Well I've boiled the kettle so you're laughing ! # So we're not going up this weekend then ? # We got loads of tins of that didn't we ? # I'll put the spaghetti on . # Oh ! # There's a problem here isn't there ? # You never know how much to use . # I wonder how much she gets for the er # Wads of dosh mate ! # Do you reckon it's a full time job , or just a part time one ? # Er ! # Tinned # ones , yeah . # Yeah . # Well real ones they're a bit sort of don't really go . # I'm breaking up the spaghetti cos I hate it in long lengths ! # It's a pain in the arse ! # Bloody Italians haven't got a clue have they ? # But erm # No , course I haven't ! # Wouldn't be saying bloody Italians would I ? # Plonker ! # Come on , how much spaghetti do I put in here then ? # I haven't ! # Well I'm putting another load in then alright ? # Well I don't wanna get a whole pile of spaghetti and no filling alright ? # No er bolognaise . # Oh God ! # As per usual ! # Macaroni pudding ? # Ooof ! # Gross ! # I'd rather just have Ambrosia really . # Oh , alright then I suppose . # Well keep the old bolognaise stirred so that it heats up all round . # So what did your mum and dad have to say then ? # How many of these er do you want in there ? # I drain the fluid off # yeah ? # Nope ! # Don't overdo the ketchup , it makes it all # really rich and horrible ! # What time does the auction end ? # Mm mm , no it doesn't leave a lot of time does it ? # About that ? # Oh I'll chuck them all in , alright . # Oh that's tins a , look ! # They're already cooked anyway aren't they ? # Well # no need to heat them up then . # Keep an eye on the spaghetti . # Any more in there ? # How much did I put in ? # About two sort of lengths like that . # Bit more , alright . # Well I think what we'll do is one day we'll weigh the amount of spaghetti and then we'll know exactly how much to put in next time won't we ? # It's alright , I'll finish the tea up . # Yep . # She said that she'd er # Well you'll po pop and see Bert and Sharon erm # tomorrow on the way back or something . # Cor , you should of seen it with Cindy last night ! # When I went round there to take the saw back she was er you know her little tail # it's been cut off hasn't it ? # Well she was just shaking continuously ! # She barked when I first went round there and she just shook and shook so # Well it's just excitement you know , she hardly does # He does , when he gets really excited but he sort of # shaking , her little bum was going out . # Darling , get our cos this'll be done soon . # Good lord ! # Well you'll have to server , cos I can't server I'm hopeless at it ! # Have you turned the the heat down ? # Ah right . # Okay then . # Go and get changed . # I would have thought you'd be able to heat that stuff up again but Ha ! # Phorgh ! # Jesus ! # No don't , leave it ! # No , it's fine ! # You're worried about your privacy being invaded aren't you ? # Well , there's no need is there ? # Ooh , it's hot ! # Is this erm is this done then ? # Are you supposed to put hot water over like you do with rice ? # Otherwise it's all slimy , isn't it ? # Well you should of told me ! # Put the kettle on then will you ? # No , no , no , it hasn't cos I've just used it all for the erm # No ! # Or did you refill it ? # No , they're not I was gonna ah da da , don't don't ! # I'm wanna use that water to heat the plates ! # Alright . # Oh you can grate the cheese surely ? # Well you just got it out the cupboard didn't you ? # Erm I had , oh it's in # in the lounge . # Yeah . # And he couldn't drink while he was on those could he ? # No drink , no sex Charles ! # Well I think you should put him out to work ! # Get some cash in ! # Well that's pretty incidental in the morning . # Cos he's bound , I mean with all that mud and everything , I mean there's lots of sheep droppings and god knows what up there isn't there ? # Yeah , I know it still needs treatment but I mean it'll try and get the swelling down a bit . # Well it's hot on . # Mm mm . # Oh shit ! # I saw today . # And he's running the stocks suddenly . # Mhm . # Oh I see . # Mhm . # That'll be a problem tomorrow . # I dunno . # Well I know you're not giving them our biscuit but then we just get through . # They keep off the # Oh lovely ! # I hate the messy saucepans , they're horrible ! # Ugh ! # You stinker ! # Well then you've farted once then haven't you , at least ? # You're as relieved as I am . # No ! # Want us to cover everyday conversation ! # If you fart when the tapes running that's your problem mate , not mine ! # Yeah , she was telling us off . # Yeah !aren't they ? # You just drill a couple of holes in the back you need # marking on the wall and drill two rawplugs ! # Well I bet you they are ! # Anyway , I phoned her up the other day to have a little chat with her . # She was pleased , she was gonna see Tim . # He's still sort of her back so # Yeah , . # What today ? # Oh splendid ! # Yeah , I know we have . # Yeah . # Well perhaps cos that's alright . # You're then row three ? # Even in three days . # Hello it's only me ! # Yeah , I know , the week's gone so quickly that's the trouble ! # I'm alright . # Mum about ? # Oh right ! # I just dropped Sue off . # That was sexist ! # Dropped Sue off at erm hairdressers . # Er yeah , I picked her up after work . # Yeah I know . # Yeah . # Hello mum ! # Yeah well , I I pick Sue up a bit later and we'll pop round for a cup of tea . # Er er ah no , not yet . # John . # Er # You started quickly ! # No , it's alright . # Been asked to do a survey on the spoken word . # So it's # just taping conversations , it's # completely anonymous . # You don't have to worry about swearing or ,Sue swore something terrible in the car this morning ! # It's in there . # It's a Walkman but it records and plays and it's got the radio in it as well . # Just down town . # She's having hair cut . # Charlie's done his claw in , said he's gotta go up the vet . # Done his claw in . # Hurt his claw . # No , I use Nicads # I use Nicads # They give you twenty tapes to use over the week . # And that's for collecting erm words so that when they do the new dictionary all those words that people use and they do # Mm . # It's nothing to do with B T ! # Well this woman came round last night and asked if I'd take part . # And erm # Why do you hope ? # Well , it's alright when she dresses it . # She puts it up in a bun and things like that . # Mm , jolly good ! # Said it's given her a bit more drive again . # Yeah I saw # them erm # Not little Cindy ,little Zoe ! # Not little Cindy ! # Probably just thought it was a strange foreigner ! # Yeah , that's right ! # Was # Who's erm kid is Zoe then ? # Is that erm Sharon's sister's ? # Yeah Sharon , erm Zoe and Holly , she's got two girls ? # Mm . # I'm just getting through this apple at the moment . # Yep . # I'm da , oh sorry ! # I can fish it out . # Here are ! # Here are ! # Stalk sandwich ! # Well , you never know ! # Your new job is it ? # Are these we , are these erm Irriacs # Oh lovely ! # very neat . # They still using these old rubber thingy you don't use heatshrink ones ? # Ah , there's some Coxes down here , that's brilliant ! # You get these from Aston # yeah . # Mhm . # Oh ! # Hello ! # Are you alright then ? # You look all sleepy . # You just got up ? # Oh yeah ? # Microphone . # Mm . # I thought I'd be able to get away this , you know ! # With all these non-technical people and they're sort of going , what's that ? # No it's a microphone , recording conversations . # Everybody . # Well there's two mikes in there . # And they're # Yeah , like tie mikes and like on Wogan and that sort of thing . # Well everybody's conversations for to build up the new Lo , Longman's dictionary with the new words and things . # No . # Well , all the words , the new words go in the dictionary # No , this woman came round last night # Oh , French , mm . # With a , with a Dutch accent ! # Yeah ! # I carry round , all round with me you see . # Yeah , they put it all in a computer and then all the words are analyzed and from the different accents and all that sort of , pronunciation . # Well if you take part , if you're asked ! # No , I I mean I was on the phone and th , there was a knock at the door and this woman came round and said she was from from the # Yeah . # Well it's very nice of you but we're gonna gotta go to Plaistowe cos of Charlie's claw you see ? # And the surgery's only for an hour so # I must pop round one evening next week . # The week's gone so quickly I've just been sort of , you know . # Oh yeah . # Well Sue's away next week as well you see . # That's already in the dictionary # they're looking for words that aren't in there ! # No . # I'm more worried about the glass ! # Mm , twenty five pound gift voucher . # Which I wasn't told , she said twenty five pounds , so I thought ah , it'll do nicely ! # Help top up the bank a bit ! # No , I think it's probably for Longmans . # It's probably a book , it's # probably a book token ! # Or something . # I don't mind . # You can er , it's got a radio , the radio's brilliant ! # I mean , you can walk , you could # you can move around , I was sa , wearing it in the kitchen yesterday , you can move around and it's er # Mm . # Yeah . # Yeah , well what you do is they give you a sheet of paper and th , you write down who was involved in the conversation , so all I'd say is , is erm Mum # Dad , or John , Elly or or something like that . # I th I mean they're not interested in actual names , so if there's two Johns they put John one and John two . # That's the sort of idea . # So that if # if they listen on another tape all the # Well I just we , rewind it and then tape over # it . # Like if I , if if you know if you say , oh I object to this , then I'd just turn it off and rer rer erase it . # I was quite funny yesterday # cos I had it running in the kitchen while we were cooking tea last night and Sue came in and goes a real big fart , and goes oh I haven't been able to fart all week ,she says ! # Yeah . # Yeah , it's a nice bed and breakfast . # She's got her own ensuite and er # chap brings her a cup of tea at nine o'clock . # No , I think she was getting chatted up by the bloke who owned the place , really ! # Some chap runs it with his wife . # Well I'll pick her up # about quarter to and I'm coming back here . # Oh God , I've still got the dogs in the car , hang on ! # Can I just dump them , dump them in the shed quickly ? # I won't bring them in here , put them in round back . # Can you get one ? # Haven't got any shoes on . # I'll be back in a minute . # She said she was from the # Well it's sort of like market research type type idea . # Cor ! # If only ! # Just a week . # Well I dunno whether I'll be able to use at work you see , I'll have to ask the the governor . # They probably will but # if they do well there's not a lot we can do about it really . # Course it's working ! # No ! # The sound comes over on what ? # On the machine , you mean ? # Oh yeah ! # Well it's got automatic level control on it . # On the recording . # Well it just looks at the the signal level coming in and adjusts the gain accordingly . # Oh no , that'll just shut down the gain and this # probably still come out clear , yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah but it's completely anonymous , and no one 's gonna know I'm talking to you are they ? # Well it's beg it's to get the words in everyday conversation # isn't it ! # Ha ! # Well they're not gonna know ! # They're not they're not , that's already been done hasn't it ? # They've already , this is a commercial machine this thing , you buy them down at Dixon's . # No ! # Well , have you been using Daz Automatic recently ! # Oh , dear oh dear ! # Oh nobody's gonna talk about that with this are they ! # Well they wouldn't be carrying a bloody great mike like that # round would you ! # You can't , cos if it goes inside your jumper it ge , the sound all gets muffled . # They have to be on the outside right , cos as soon as it goes through a piece of material you'll lose all the high frequency to it . # Don't you ? # Yeah . # This bloody great hole the next day there ! # Do it . # I had to laugh though cos I was talking chap at work and they'd sent round this erm this form right , to fill in about your opinion about the company and everything . # And said , so it's completely anonymous and all that and he said oh I can't be bothered to send that in , so he chucked it in the bin and they phoned him up and said why haven't you sent your form in ? # Oh yeah . # Yeah , and then an can he then can you trust the staff ? # No , I'll get you sheet of paper on erm what it's about . # Oh I didn't bring it with me , I've only got my record book . # But the idea is # you fill out a little sheet of paper with the , with the names like John A , John B or whatever , so that if there's another tape and you've marked John B and they missed a word , or what what the word was and they there's a chance that they might use it again later on you see . # Yeah . # Put down , the Buckingham Palace ! # Ha ! # You've heard of Longmans haven't you ? # The printers ? # Publishers . # It's the Longman's er , Dictionary . # Oh mum , mum's always # had a suspicious mind hasn't she ? # I don't know , maybe they erm a , they'll listen to the tapes and they probably sample some of the words into a computer to build up a database of words that probably like you said , oh he's getting a lot of jip from his boss , you know , is probably not in the dictionary but if a lot of people said that word then they would . # Yeah , that's right . # That's why it's best not to tell people that you're doing it you see because then they they're careful what they say . # You know . # I mean , they might but it'll be a classic # Yeah . # Mm . # Ooh ! # Ooh my ear ! # Did you get that ? # Yeah . # Well I'll , I'm going up to the vet so I'll leave it running when we're in the vet . # Cos it's all different # No . # They're the headphones . # So you can play back and listen , make sure it's come out alright . # Yeah . # Well it's no big deal really is it ? # Just a case of taking the tape deck around and if you're not having a conversation yo you can use the radio so I'm not really worried . # Yeah ! # Yeah ! # Yep . # And twenty tapes which you erm you don't have to use all them just you know , fill what you can # No , you just give them back . # Mm . # Are they confidential ? # Go on then . # A tarmac ? # Oh T-ach # Tarmac ! # Yeah . # You wo won't be able to record a lot of music on it though . # Go on # then . # Multi-track . # Yeah . # No . # No , I was sixteen down the studio wasn't I ? # I got four track . # Four track on half inch . # Was it a cassette base or erm a reel to reel ? # Pete , who's Pete ? # I don't remem # I don't remember Pete . # Peter ? # Oh right ! # Yeah , yeah ! # The one who was in erm good lord ! # I can't keep track ! # What the one who's er off round the world and oil rigs or something . # Yeah . # Is he a musician then ? # Yeah ? # Oh oh ! # There's quite a lot of second hand if he's willing to travel around for them . # Depends what he wants . # But I mean er you can get cassette based ones which are quite cheap and cheap to run cos you just use , you know , good quality metal tapes and you get four tracks I think they even make a six track one now , or an eight track . # Erm # Er Norwich Road . # Cor I'm gonna have to , I'm gonna have to go soon ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # Well , the surgery's at half eleven till half twelve so we pop back here for a quick cup of tea and I want to go up to Felixstowe . # Cos Charlie , you know , keeps digging rabbits up and he's knackered his claw ! # Cor yeah ! # Sounds good ! # Oh right . # Yeah , well we would stay but the , the surgery's only an hour you see , that's the trouble . # Oh yeah ! # Mm . # Well , Sue's hurt her shoulder cos she was carrying her bag on the train you know coming back from Birmingham . # Well , women they must pack the whole wardrobe don't they ? # Right , have a massage , yeah . # Did I ? # Oh , yeah well better her standing than me really ! # Cos the car's bigger . # Erm # , on the Norwich Road , might be one . # ! # Yes . # And there's they might do the machine . # But the mainly keyboards but 's your best bet . # They do quite a lot of stuff in there . # They'll definitely have something . # Waste of money though . # Better give me some then ! # I'll sell him my machine for five hundred quid . # Well it's a bloody great thing innit ? # Half inch tapes at twenty five pound a reel for the tape . # Whereas cassette # you can , you know # Oh yeah ! # Yeah . # Righto , I'll be off in a bit then ! # How long was I then ? # Oh give me a break ! # Yeah well I didn't wanna have to sit here waiting for you , cos I know you every time you say oh so and so # I mean # as far as I was concerned you might have been in there another fifteen minutes ! # Anyway I got chitter-chattering with mum and dad . # Must chuck the dogs in the shed for a bit . # As the frame came down and Bunny , came out and Bunny was sitting in the driver's seat again ! # Pest ! # They spotted the mike straight away you know ! # So I'm never gonna get away with it at work am I ? # Oh no , what I mean is I'm not gonna be able to get away without people # knowing # Do I wanna go this way or go up round ? # Haven't had a chance to look yet . # I'm just trying to get past these cars . # Well that's why Lucy's so # busy . # Mum's making a cup of tea and a nice piece of chocolate cake . # Your cheeks are cold again . # Oh yeah ! # Oh yeah , it's got a little fringe on there ! # Bloody building's a real eyesore isn't it ? # Jesus ! # I can just imagine what it's gonna look like in a few years when it gets # dirty , you know . # Ugh ! # You said that so so damned ! # No one 's gonna build anything . # They fenced what ? # Yeah . # Oh shit ! # Yeah , but he doesn't own the bit behind us does he ? # Ah , no I mean the I thought you meant the bit beyond the field . # There's not really wildlife in it's just a back grass area ! # Unless it's long , you won't get anything in there . # No . # Well I haven't # Well I haven't many really . # No . # Yeah , well she should of , she should # have had that . # Felt guilty as hell the first time I went on there ! # Well that's me all over isn't it ? # Not for the first time . # No , it was the day we went to get Bunny I think wasn't it ? # The day you went to get Bunny and I had terrible hay fever . # Yeah . # Er # Right , come on then ! # Ding dong ! # Oh it's quite good , to stop people tripping over . # Cos # you thi , you look at it , you stand here in poor light it just looks like the stain's continued through . # So you try and put those on . # It's a good idea really . # Dee dee dee dee dee dee . # Come on then ! # Back again ! # Here's one Sue battle of the sexes . # Ooh ooh ! # Look at that fringe ! # And a nice chunk of chocolate gunk ! # Let's have a look . # Yeah , well the you move your head around so it's # just difficult to sort of analyze . # Oh thank you very much . # We didn't have a chance for breakfast this morning . # What time's surgery , half eleven innit ? # Mm mm . # Swelly's here ! # Yeah . # No . # Well apart from half a slice of bread an so some orange . # We didn't even have any jam . # We had three pots of jam in the fridge and they were all empty ! # I dunno . # Sue is ju and the pots back in the # Mm mm . # I can smell gas . # Erm # marmalade or something . # Oh , is that one that's left . # Cor , can I have half a banana on mine ? # I'm sure Sue would like banana as well . # Oh ! # Erm # I'll have a bit after my toast . # I'll have a bit after my toast . # Cold again out there . # Oh you got some smoke problems there as well # John . # Gotta get , I'll find er probably needs rebuilt . # John you got smoke # coming in the room ! # Oh I see you it's a tarred all with the fronts of # the # Oh blimey ! # Makes a lot of mess dunnit ? # Yeah but that's the old tree , that came down # years ago ! # That'll be all dried out by now . # What's wandle # Oh wandle # Wandle # What the hell's wandle # I'm getting really paranoid about the smoke coming in the room ! # Have you bought a new set John ? # You used to have # wooden ones . # Oh ! # Quite a successful game really isn't # it ? # You wouldn't mind the royalties for that anyway ! # The other co , other things come and go but # Scrabble goes on forever . # You know , it's like Heinz beans ! # And erm # Two . # Shit ! # Ah for kids ? # Why not ? # Are they worried about destroying the # paint ? # Well use # Blu-tac or something can't you ? # Mm . # Well can't they paint it straight on in the mi , on the ceiling ? # Well like , remember that programme we saw when they they did that thing for the kiddies' hospital didn't they ? # Er Anneka Rice thing # and she erm they got these # people in to paint all the corridors , this place was really dowdy wasn't it ? # All # Mm . # What are they ? # Oh , apples ! # I thought they were potatoes ! # Oh well done ! # Whoosha ! # Thank you . # No , I just dropped it . # Come on Sue , grub up ! # Toast and jam mate ! # Ooh ooh ooh ha ! # Half a banana . # Cheese and sprouches There's a good word for , sprouches # Er now , what's that ? # Oh sprouches yeah ! # Two they alright ? # How old are # these cakes ? # Are they ? # Right . # Sue ! # Tuck in . # But the mum of # John says , it's alright . # Oh hang on ! # No , that's John's , piggy ! # That's yours . # There you go . # Splendid ! # Oh , butter ! # I've got it over here , it's alright . # Cor , finish me ! # There's half a # banana for you . # Don't eat it all ! # Bet that was painful ! # Well it's just that dad said he passed a great big piece of wood , I said that must have been painful ! # Any excuse ! # It's like the er the honey and the # and the su and the stuff . # Yeah , so we're gonna have a dossy day today . # Mhm . # And they keep them a lot cleaner now . # Cos of fire and things . # I've got to do it for a week haven't I ? # So # Why not ? # I'm not talking dirty or anything are we ? # I should of said it . # No , you have though . # You know what happened last time I did that ! # There you go ! # No chance ! # Oh my God , it's a big one ! # Don't flick it though ! # Fworr ! # God ! # No wonder he was keen to get going ! # Oh ! # We're not having too early a lunch are we ? # Cos I'm not very hungry at the moment . # It's lovely in here sheltered from the wind . # before it got dark . # Ooh ! # Lucky's here ! # He's come to say hello . # Chassie ! # Who's over here ? # Don't seem to slow down when they get older do they ? # Come on Charlie ! # Charlie ! # I don't mind . # It's a bit cold up on the field isn't it ? # Well watch that claw ! # Yeah , . # Put one in , put the pill in , put another one in . # Mm . # He just gulps down the one he's got ! # Come on sniffy ! # Here are , here's your ball ! # Chassie , bally ! # Bally , come on ! # Come on ! # Morning ! # Charlie , come on ! # Yeah . # Thanks ! # Cheers ! # Come on you ! # Quieter probably . # No , I can see . # Well I did promise you a doggy didn't I ? # Ow ! # Mm . # Come on ! # Get your ball ! # No ! # Oh no ! # Oh he was alright once he went out wasn't he ? # Oh no ! # The horses ! # Honey , you better go and get her ! # Ooh my god ! # Bloody hell ! # I'm amazed ! # Honey . # Out ! # Out ! # Out ! # eh ! # Good girl . # They would of . # Mm . # Yeah , well they get they're probably used to the horses actually er , dogs . # There's people with dogs down here all the time aren't they ? # They've all got little rugs on ! # Keep them warm ? # Oh no , no no , no , no , they're not gonna have ponies or football ! # If our kids wanna go to the football it'll be well erm # go and do a paper round and you can go then can't you ? # Got nowhere to put them anyway ! # I wouldn't , erm , I wouldn't have er horses or ponies unless we had # couple of acres at least to put them on . # Bon ! # Stables at the bottom of our garden ? # We could always ask Scott if we could put them on ! # Chestnut ? # Oh what the er well would they # well I supp # Oh yeah ! # Do you reckon she would er # Oh right ! # So they're not all her horses then ? # Oh I didn't reali , I thought they were all hers . # So what does she do just maintain the stables ? # They so , cos they bi , built some new stables didn't they ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Cor ! # A thousand quid , you've gotta be joking ! # They nick your car away . # Yeah but if the key's not in there and you turn the wheel it locks in straight away anyway ! # Or you could do an Arnold Schwarzenegger , just go break the lock ! # Possibly . # Well you're still in third . # Well you won't you spoilt it . # Look out a car . # Cor that's seen some service ! # It was knackered ! # Did you see it ? # Shot away . # It's time to get in the bath again . # I know , nice though . # Are we gonna be here all day now then ? # Right . # When has Charlie gotta start on his pills then ? # Right . # This car is a mess ! # Yeah , you'll be driving this one well I'll have a new one . # I'm the one who deserves a new one I've been driving around in a van for three years ! # Wait ! # No , you're gonna have this one , you're gonna # continue with your old one . # Chas , here , wait ! # Well , I'm just concerned about cats in there . # Wait ! # Wait ! # Wa You got the key Sue ? # You gotta lock the boot up . # You've got to lock the boot . # The boot you've gotta lock ! # Alright . # Oh dear ! # Wait ! # This do , gate's jamming isn't it ? # Ah dear ! # It's so swollen . # Hello trouble ! # We're coming in . # It's freezing # in there . # Hello Derek . # Yeah . # More money ! # More bills ! # Check my shoes . # This # He's a hooligan ! # Well , when you think how much they must earn in an hour cos Sue was only in there ten minutes ! # So it's twelve pound , well I mean that's the tablets # More bills , more money see what I mean ! # Splendid ! # Sue's gonna make one when we get home so that'll be two apple # pies ! # Can I have a drink ? # I'm gasping ! # Can I have some of this grape juice ? # Oh it's already open that's alright . # Apple pie , ha ! # Er well it's gone on very quickly actually . # I've just # erm # Yeah , it's amazing , you get home take the dogs get them their food , have some tea , and it's sort of half past eight you know . # Go on . # Yeah ,fo was hoping to get more done but ooh that's # funny ! # I just played around in my studio a bit really and # watched the telly and # do a bit of O U and se about it really , ha ! # And it's Friday again . # Mum an , mum and dad expected me to come up last week # Some time in the evening and er # I just er didn't get round to it . # No ! # As I say , if you by the time you get home and then you got to exercise them erm and then you've got to get back and feed them and then feed yourself and keep warm and think of you know , what you got to wear the next day the time's gone ! # That's right , and I've # I got the er pen finished off on Sunday . # Yeah . # Cut a hole in the shed and # and erm # you know , got them a # bit of soft yeah ! # I mean they've kept it re really clean ! # I mean , I haven't had to clean it out at all . # You know , so they obviously think it's like the floor in the house you know . # Which is quite handy . # It's a lot neater and we've cut the door down to size so that # and er ooh it's an . # Erm yeah cos you know before we had the fence and then there was a gate which was quite tall ? # And I've cut # I've cut a bit off that , about a quarter of it # so it's the same height as the fence and # put all the posts in . # We've got loads of fencing left # which we're gonna put along the top of the house . # Then we # can grow some so honeysuckle or something up it . # That's right . # Pastry making , eh ? # Poor old Sue was absolutely whacked when she got home last night ! # Yeah . # Just crashed out ! # I did the tea # she wanted to watch this film , I said no you don't get into bed you know ? # She was asleep within ten minutes . # And she's full of beans again this morning . # Yeah , it's er # been getting pretty technical . # She was telling me a bit about it . # All these new sort of , genetic techniques and stuff # like that . # Bit beyond me ! # Mm . # Well she said it's given her a new sort of er zest for the job , you know . # Doing this course . # How long have people been making pastry for ? # How long have people been making pastry ? # Years and years # And then you , fill up the holes do you ? # Oh when I used to think when I was a kid and the stuff I used to eat , you know there's # uncooked pastry and # and I erm and and clean out # the bowl when mum made a cake . # Ah ! # I think that's disgusting now ! # Ugh ! # Mm . # But you like a lot of sweet things when you're a kid don't you ? # Got some flour on the table . # What's all this paint doing here ? # You been painting something ? # Oh you got er # Matchpots have you , or something ? # Mm mm . # Mhm . # I'm tired now mate . # Yeah . # Looks good ! # Yeah . # That's true . # Well I'm gonna , tell them later . # Hello . # Just passing thought we'd pop in . # Like your motor Spen ! # Yeah smart ! # Don't wanna wanna swop it for an Astra do you ? # Oh no , not ill ! # Watching videos are you ? # Idle ! # Hello boysie ! # It's just the wife eh ? # Hey ! # Quite a nice thingy innit ? # Yeah , it's alright that . # Before ? # Bit iffy was it ? # Different . # Oh that's right , all double and thing . # Yeah . # Yeah , there's nothing about these days is there ? # That's one of the reasons we didn't bother we just painted it , you know ? # Cos it's a pain hanging it ! # Nice though . # Is this painted wood ? # Or is it er # Fibreglass , or something like that . # Yeah . # Oh it's nice and clean isn't it ? # Clean . # Yeah , yeah . # They were all made up as a batch weren't they ? # Yep . # They look good ! # What was it like before you moved in then ? # Oh Christ ! # Have you put all the coving up ? # Or is that theirs ? # No we're gonna do # Right . # Oh right ! # Oh I see # yeah . # Mm . # Mm ! # It's quite a room , size . # You're gonna put a table here are you ? # Oh that's right . # Pretty good ! # Save you having to wash up ! # Yeah , it's quite popular the old dishwashers now . # Mm . # Had a worried look on her face then ! # Bonnie's face ! # That's another week . # Look like you was just about to say something then ! # It's open . # It's open . # Yeah , I didn't see it before . # Green ? # Ugh ! # Oh ! # Well the front here this is green going up the front isn't it ? # Yeah . # What you gonna do with the garden then ? # Yeah . # Aha . # Aha . # So you're gonna have , you're gonna have get rid of the lawn at the front then effectively ? # Yeah . # Are you gonna put another garage up or just # won't bother ? # Yeah , that's true . # You take this up ? # Oh it's had all new windows put in some time hasn't it ? # Yeah . # Oh you got a little shed ! # And some veggies ! # Are these leeks ? # or or # bolted onions ! # What the hell are they ? # The bed . # Are they cabbages or something ? # Red cabbage . # Yeah ? # Yeah , once you get that shed and that garage down you can er # be quite # decent , yeah . # Have you been watching that gardening programme ? # Friday evenings . # Oh ! # They've had some good ideas though . # Yeah . # Yeah , Sue Sue wants it # o over a weekend don't you ? # Ah yeah . # And they build up the old . # Yeah . # What you gonna do on the floor ? # No ! # Ah that's er lovely # isn't it ? # Yeah ! # Got a real sort of er # That's amazing isn't it ? # How people # with chi , er tastes are different ? # Are you gonna keep this , keep this as well are you ? # Well quite ! # Got a decent so you're gonna have this as a dining room are you ? # Lovely ! # Yeah , don't don't , try not to damage any more of it , I mean # Are you gonna be able to get some more from the manufacturer to # to patch that bit up are you ? # What was that , an old # gas fire thingy was it ? # Mm . # Yeah , yeah got a glimpse # of that . # Nice and warm . # That's actually gas isn't it ? # Yeah , Derek was saying about it . # You're not tape to taping are you ? # # Well you just shove one aerial output th the aerial input on the other one I think . # Or video , no , video # output to video input . # Yeah , it's nice that ! # It's convenient isn't it ? # Switch it on and # Well one measures volts and one measures amps ! # Yeah . # An amp amps is current , and volts is volts ! # Well basically with a with a volt meter # you put the the volt meter across the voltage you're measuring say , like a battery , right # got a battery , put the volt # across it # and you measure volts , okay ? # Well that tells you the voltage of the battery at that particular # time , yeah ? # But # amp meter you put in series say , like if you put a light bulb across # the battery you put one lead on the battery for the light bulb and then the other # lead of the bulb would go through # the meter . # Does that ma # So it'd go from the , from the battery # If we go from the battery to the bulb , from the bulb to the meter # from the meter to the battery , yeah . # And that measures current . # Why's that then ? # Is that something you're teaching the kids are you ? # No . # You've gotta be a bit careful cos if you stick an amp meter or a current meter across a battery you're effectively shorting the battery out . # Right ? # Cos you've effectively got a dead short through an ammeter whereas a a volt meter's got a a hun , a high er resistance or an open circuit , effectively . # No . # Amp meter across the battery . # Yeah . # Yeah , the current would flow # but you would get a lot of current flowing . # Depends what the what the a , I mean if you've got an ammeter set to milliamps and you stuck it across a battery # the meter would go smack across the thing ! # But if you have it set to to amps # then you'd probably get , well whatever the battery's capable of . # See what I mean ? # So you've gotta be a bit careful ! # Yeah . # Well when they # Oh I'll be out in a minute . # Erm if you the thing is ,yo a battery might be marked nine volts # but when it's dead , it might only have six on it , six volts . # Yeah , well it's dead yeah but what happens is , when it dies the volts go down , that's why the the yo your radio or whatever got it's operating and stops working . # Know what I mean ? # Yeah , it'd be dead . # Yeah . # Well no , your volt me , I use volt meters all the time at work . # You make , build a circuit if you # wanna test the power supplies you put a volt meter across to measure cos if you think # Well they # You just wanna measure the volt , it's just a test meter isn't it ? # I mean , you get meters normally , the meters we've got at work and you just turn a knob and it's got ohms , volts , amps frequency you know , whatever . # Yeah . # I mean , you can use a volt meter as an amp meter if you put a shunt across it . # See what I mean . # It's all , it's all to do with ohms law , if you know ohms law then you'll understand # what's what . # Oh it came yesterday did it ? # Oh she's sitting in it already . # Oh . # I'll have a quick shake , shufty . # Well the si , the back door's open innit ? # Yeah , so you can close it . # Station please ! # Cor this is nice innit ? # First time # I've been in one of these . # Ha , so when you put your foot down the meter goes smack ! # The beam would be on a stick wouldn't it ? # It's on one of the sticks . # Oh it's nice # isn't it ? # Oh , sun roof as well . # Oh right , cos of , that changes the angle # of the lights . # It changes the two # Nifty , what ? # Is that for the mirrors ? # Oh god ! # I wouldn't ! # Well you took your dad out didn't you ? # The steering lock on ? # We'd better get her out of here , she'll want one tomorrow ! # How long have you been waiting for this car , a while haven't you Spen ? # How many valves has it got ? # Got sixteen valves has it ? # Oh . # Oh that's sickly isn't it ? # That is really smart innit ? # They probably have a big # whole department working on these ashtrays and then # Yeah . # Oh that's brilliant that ! # Yeah . # I'm surprised it hasn't got a digital one actually . # No . # For actually glancing down and looking at a clock # a # dial one is is actually easier to read isn't it ? # What's sa what's the hi-fi like then ? # Oh yeah , yeah . # Vandal-proof job # you see . # You pull them thing out do you . # Yeah . # A chauffeur key ! # That's your job then Sue ! # I like these seatbelts at the back ! # They come from the other way # don't they ? # Yeah . # That's good actually . # Oh course # yeah ! # Never thought of that . # Good old Gerries # ah ? # It's got a lovely , lovely gear box hasn't it ? # Gear stick on that . # Mm . # How fast will it go then Spence , I'm sure you wound it up ? # Oh course , yeah ! # Oh cos you only got it yesterday didn't you ? # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah , very impressive isn't it ? # Got a nice sound to it as well , when you're when you're not speaking . # Little # the horns . # Oh yeah . # Probably goes diddle di der der da diddle der der ! # Oh yes , very nice ! # Nice interior , grey , I like grey . # Want someone to lift you out as well do you Sue ? # Nice big chunky doors on it . # Lovely colour ! # You choose the colour did you ? # Cor ! # It's sort of a is it a sort of bluey green ? # Or is it a racing green ? # What the hell is that # smell ? # Phworr , Jesus ! # Yeah very nice ! # Don't even smoke but she likes the cigarette bit ! # Ashtray ! # Well no , I I just carried on cos I saw a space there , that's all . # Ooh ! # Not much # chance of that ! # wonderful ! # I thought you were supposed to go round those , not # Ah that's whe # when does it come to I , is it in Ipswich then ? # Oh right . # Yeah . # Did you do the Star Trek competition on Radio One ? # Radio One . # I can I # No it was erm # Simon Bates . # His cardigan's on . # Have you seen it then ? # Good ? # Is it still the old crowd ? # Shi , William Shatner ? # Really ? # Good god , he must # Ah ! # Have to go and see that then girl ! # I thought William Shatner had been had to be resumed or something . # Has it got Scotty and that lot in it ? # Yeah Bones has really aged ain't he ? # All these old # Is , is erm # Is Leonard in it then ? # Are they ? # Good lord ! # Oh Zulu still looks young doesn't he ? # He's probably about sixty ! # Yeah ? # This has gotta be the last one though hasn't it ? # Yeah . # Is he still admiral ? # Ah he got , ah he got done for that did he ? # Yeah , he didn't wanna be an admiral anyway did he ? # Oh hello mate ! # Yep ! # Yes , yes , you're alright aren't you ? # They move when you stroke them # and dogs don't do they ? # As they indeed ! # Mm . # Crawl in right by the fire can't you ? # Hello ! # You can just imagine , pull them out ! # Oh no ! # Cor ! # God ! # Mm . # Plus more . # Mm . # Oh god ! # Go for B M W every time ! # Oh wha what one is it ? # No ,wha what's it called ? # No . # Oh that , what that little jeepy thing ? # Oh aye , you should have one of those ! # Yeah we saw that in the Radio Times . # Yeah . # Mm . # Oh I would of gone # I would of gone for the four wheel # definitely ! # Yeah but trouble is you pray for ra , pray for snow when you've got a four wheel drive car ! # God # snow , look ! # Yeah . # I wish he hadn't of got it cos Sue wants it when he's finished with it . # I don't like floppy gearboxes . # I like a nice a positive ! # Mm . # Just about in the ground now innit really ? # It sounds like a diesel engine so . # Yeah , it's all the on the roads innit ? # No I don't ! # You wanted the Sierra ! # Oh ! # Er head a group or group leader quite a way . # It's er it's a bit strange at B T ! # No you don't ! # Or do you ? # Yeah , you a Sierra , yeah . # Mm . # Yeah ,th they had a new , a re-think . # Mm . # Mm . # Well , well Mike didn't have one cos he was too tall ! # And he kept banging his head on the ceiling ! # So he didn't have one # and ma and my group leader he er he's already got about nine cars cos he collects them anyway ! # He said , what do I want another bloody car for ! # So # he didn't # have one either . # Yeah , I'll enjoy that . # They must , they must be going for rock bottom prices at the moment there ! # Mm . # But you can save a # lot going to the auction can't you ? # Bit of gamble a though ! # Not all of them are the high mileage though are they ? # Yeah , a fleet car . # Mm . # But they shift # them so quickly don't they ? # You don't get time to think about it . # It's like in # That was in mint condition wasn't it ? # It was an F , F reg was it ? # Was it E ? # Yeah . # Well that's cos it was a van you see . # Well a van for us would be ideal wouldn't it ? # Well you don't need to have back seats do you ? # Especially if there's just two of us . # We could dump the dogs in the back and off you go ! # Who ? # Is it ? # Yeah , I know Nick . # Does he work he work at Hunters on their # ? # Hello ! # What do you want then ? # Well we better get , go before they start mate . # Great fun ! # Yep . # No . # I reckon she's foxing ! # Just doesn't fancy decorating today ,that's the # Er , yeah ! # It's old or tatty really . # Yeah I was gonna say ! # Mm . # It's the classic example of those chairs we bought an we thought , oh nice set # of oak chairs , got there and they were gross weren't they ? # Yeah . # Yeah , worked out alright . # Straight . # Spindle back , yeah . # No ! # Right we better go mate ! # Yep ! # Take care , get well soon won't you ? # Alright ? # Well we try to . # Oh I don't need a great deal cos we've got plenty of potatoes . # And we've got orange juice . # I just need a bit of money to get a you know a bar of chocolate at work . # Okay ? # Oh there must be some surely . # There are some nice grapes over there . # Can munch on them tonight . # Oh these bags are knackered . # Ah . # Right . # Sorry . # Yeah we've got a bag of potatoes . # Okay for those . # Thank you . # We've got plenty of carrots . # Carrots okay . # Mushroom er don't get mushrooms cos I # won't use them . # I prefer to have fruit really cos I can eat them with rolls . # And we'll definitely need some rolls cos I'm right out . # they've only got bloody Granny Smiths . # Haven't they got any Coxes ? # Golden Delic no they're even worse . # They're bloody French aren't they . # Erm What have we here . # Hi . # How are you ? # Keeping well ? # Mm goody , good . # Keep you working hard here I take it do they ? # Oh take care then . # Do you want any grapes ? # Sure ? # No ? # Eighty eight P . # They're a bit er # Oh you're bound to get a few bum ones aren't you . # That'll do . # Pick all the bad ones off . # You don't care do you . # Here you are , shove them in there . # Can I have some satsumas ? # Oh we've got those haven't we . # Got them here . # Alright ? # Yep . # Well fruit should be up front really so it doesn't get squashed by everything else . # Put these in a bag will you ? # No don't worry . # Don't worry . # Don't worry . # Don't worry . # They're not too busy tonight are they . # I was quite surprised . # No . # Hate it . # No . # Er er ooh . # Not personally but er well are we gonna have another shop la next week ? # Erm well we'll get all that stuff then . # Ju just get what I'm gonna have this week . # Which is fruit and I'll need some rolls er # No . # No I # No . # Just get s erm # I I just do vegetables . # I have like peas , carrots and potatoes and I'll have a pie or something like that . # Something simple . # Yeah we need some Cheddar don't we . # Here you are . # This will do . # E English Cheddar , or shall we try something else ? # Right . # They're great big lumps though . # That's too small . # No er this will do . # We g always use it all up # don't we . # Meat ? # Erm # Well I , I , I I I'm going off ham . # We could get some bacon for tomorrow's breakfast . # Cos you'll need a good breakfast if you're going away won't you . # Oh yeah . # Well I haven't . # Garlic bread ! # And I'll want the rolls . # Want the little rolls yeah . # They're lovely they are . # Trouble is er they get burned , the tops always burn , and the polythene always melts . # Have you noticed that ? # Er well I think we've loads of it . # It's like some of it looks as if it's er getting a bit old . # It's the trouble is we need to clean that out because the s some of the # stuff gets left at the bottom . # I want those chicken things that we had before . # No . # They're the ones that you bought me last week . # They were in a box . # Bird's Eye I think . # Oh . # Yep . # Ooh , look at these Sue . # I'll have er # I'll have a four-pack . # No , Sue . # Yeah two then . # Well actually , I no I won't have those , erm I'll have something else instead . # Er But don't want this stuff , it's really expensive isn't it . # What's this stuff ? # Fruit Coolers . # This is cheaper . # Mm # that's cheaper . # Don't want # Yeah baby red stuff will do . # That's it . # Yeah I'm # getting fed up with that orange stuff . # Yeah pears . # And slices in fruit juice . # Sainsbury's own are pretty good . # I like them . # Yeah , I'm learning . # Okay . # And # And I'll have a Pick and Mix . # Gonna have some chocolate . # Packet of Penguins . # God . # Ooh Cadbury's Creme Eggs . # Oh . # Please . # . # If I can eat them all tonight can I have them ? # How much ? # Yeah . # It's nice stuff though . # When # come around maybe you can have some of Er have they got the little barry things ? # It's one of these isn't it ? # Yes these are the boys . # I've got # Can I have a small Pick and Mix ? # Ha . # Yeah , one bar of chocolate . # How about this ? # Rich , dark , plain . # One of those ? # Actually Milky Bar I think I'd prefer that tonight . # No it bloody does mate . # If you want white chocolate , Milky bar . # It's the only # stuff that Oh is that that Nestle's th Yeah , Milky Bar . # I've had other white chocolate and it doesn't taste the same . # Erm bread , fruit . # Can you manage that trolley ? # I can take it for you if you like . # Do we need any kitchen towels ? # Bin liners ? # Light bulbs ? # Batteries ? # Plax ? # To get rid of your plaque . # Ah , excellent . # Yeah . # Armpit stuff . # Yeah well # Don't leave the trolley there . # No that stuff you know that in the green tin that we had before will do . # I think we're getting a bit low on shampoo but that # that'll wait till # next week . # Just read its contents if you # wanna know the weight . # As long as it's ozone-friendly you're okay . # That's good . # No I don't either , no . # God it doesn't feel very heavy does it ? # Right ? # We've all been told we've got smelly armpits so now we have to buy the stuff . # No you've got loads of hairbrushes . # Er no . # Er no . # Buy all that lot . # Erm what's that stuff called ? # Oh well of course you wouldn't would you darling . # Wouldn't just like Hartley's jam would you . # No no no no no . # Here you are , French conserve . # Raspberry . # Looks good . # Sainsbury's own conserve . # Erm # Oh we used to get this stuff . # Do you remember this ? # Roses . # No ? # Oh . # Maybe nobody bought it . # No it's down here . # Sainsbury's conserve . # Er strawberry . # And blackcurrant . # Apricot . # Right and a # pile of rolls mate . # Oh and erm you get the rolls , I'll find the chicken , alright ? # Crispy ones . # Oh lovely . # Right . # Better have er twelve of those eh ? # S oh even that's not enough really . # I have what , four a day ? # Say three a day , fifteen rolls ,er yeah get cos they freeze alright . # Yeah . # Oh , why is it you can never find the stuff when you want it ? # It was quite a flat box with # two bits in . # Bloody hell . # Ah ! # Now they're quite handy . # Was that me ? # How much is this ? # How much ? # For one slice ? # Are you sure it's not on the other side round here ? # Ah ! # Here we go . # No . # They're fish . # It was that sort of box though . # Getting close . # Turkish grills . # Oh , bloody hell . # Yeah okay . # I don't know darling . # Oh alright well we'll get something else then . # What about pizza ? # I could cut that in half and have one I could # ha Pizza . # Haven't had one of those for ages . # Erm Gino Ginelli . # That's Bird's Eye . # Gino Ginelli . # Oh well you cut that in halves in half . # Half one night , half another . # That'll do . # Gateau ? # Bottle of wine , yeah . # Quick . # Get the gateau , I'll get the wine . # Where's the trolley ? # Where's the trolley ? # Oh . # Two thirty nine . # Two thirty nine . # Torte . # No I want something really sort of # Erm Do no I'm not really keen on gateaus really . # Unless it's got like # Want something like you know Death by Chocolate that # you can buy in pubs ? # You never seem to be able to buy that frozen do you ? # No . # Er that that's just you eat it and there's # Well that's the boy isn't it . # That is er that's it . # That looks like erm # Arthritis Care ? # What the hell's that doing on there ? # It's a cure for arthritis is it . # Look . # Action for people with arthritis . # Is that all ? # Yeah , but you only need one slice mate , whereas with a gateau you need three slices . # So that's sort of volume you're talking . # You feel the weight of that compared to a gateau box . # Dog's gonna have a packet of biscuits and I can't have a Pick and Pix . # You don't wanna go to then . # Yeah . # Can you get Woman's Own ? # Can you get Woman's Own ? # Well it's got er Zeta Jones on it hasn't it . # No that's alright , I'm in the queue aren't I . # Well sort of yeah . # Be a trolley each then . # Need a trolley each then don't you . # All right . # Too late . # Yeah , we're always in a hurry . # Mm . # write protected against my Hang on , er that doesn't come up . # Tut . # Cheers . # Look at that . # Yeah . # I dunno . # Does it change the ty type ? # If you put in a great big long string does it change the t # Right . # Oh right . # Oh . # Mm . # Yeah . # That's the telephone . # Erm # You'll be on there all day mate . # just being very pedantic about # But never mind . # I will er get # Look I'm checking the batteries , right ? # Go and make a cup of tea Yun . # don't worry about it do I ? # Erm today we've got er dunno . # Rolls , erm a banana and a # Well of course not . # You haven't got any erm Wet We Wet Ones in here have we ? # Good , good . # I had some Wet Ones . # Ah ! # These are the boys . # Well I was gonna move the teapot Bedge . # just taken it . # Mm mm . # Erm nothing really . # Marmite . # My mate Marmite , yeah . # Bloody d I ain't had a cup of tea yet . # Oh hang on , you've got some to do haven't you ? # No you haven't . # Have you ? # Yeah . # I'm waiting for Bedge . # He's being a wazzock . # A wazzock . # No I listen to the radio sometimes on it . # Listen to the radio on it . # Can't pick it up very well from here . # Yes ? # You might try and bring that one through there . # No I've just had it's not normally a problem with us , but the manufacturer they're using ,alright , is shit ,and they'll tend to end up # Yeah . # Well it is for them . # Normally erm I wouldn't worry too much on the prototype , but this is probably gonna be the production # Yeah . # It's not , no . # Well , they should be , but this company are shite . # Well if we put er a kinky in here # Yeah . # Trying to see where this one goes that I wanna move # Yeah . # Arguably it's not it's not really a problem is it ? # Mm . # Been there before mate . # Yeah , don't believe what your mates tell you , I know . # See that one could arguably Oops . # Er actually , er much as I hate to admit it , I think you could be right . # No , the command Look . # Er # Erm # Does it tell it to draw a line from point to another Yeah . # Well forty five's slightly yes . # Yes , I think it does . # Yeah . # Yeah . # But you don't actually see that ladder . # Yeah . # It l it looks curved . # If you look on this one . # No problem . # No problem , sir . # Oh , there's something wrong there . # What's not on grid then ? # It looks like that not on grid . # Yep . # Yep . # What else have we got ? # Yeah . # That's right . # I find that incredible that you can't do that . # Oops . # I just turned them on . # Oh , dig it . # What that ? # No that's fine . # Mm . # Yeah . # yeah . # Well it's gotta be fairly close to that pin . # Probably doesn't make any difference . # Then it'll be it'll be even with the other one then won't it ? # Yeah but it's got erm # What's that ? # Yeah I know but John's # I don't think so . # You see the way it's done a trace there , sometimes it'll # it'll delete that for you . # just check # You'll have to move that one # over here and that there . # That's got well you can move that and then you can probably move that there . # I was gonna say , yeah . # Yeah . # Oh that's weird . # I haven't seen that one before . # I'm working with bloody amateurs . # boy . # Oh hang on # Ain't too bad is it ? # Now did you get the the couplers the right way round on the erm ? # That's a innit ? # Yeah . # No you have to be really careful . # No if you if you buy a different make of , some of them stick out further and they foul it . # We've had this problem before . # So it's best just to be er on the safe side . # A lot more than you do with me # probably , yeah . # Tell you what , # Tell you what , it's bloody tempting to take a couple of days off work just to burn # I'm d I've never been this excited over a bike before . # Yeah . # Well I haven't yet , I haven't picked it up yet . # Yep . # Oh it's so quick to go between now isn't it ? # Can you remember the old days ? # Can I have my seat back then ? # Well it's short , that's # It's short , that's 's one . # Done all that . # While you've been fart-arsing around around the labs # somewhere I've done it all . # Fucking hell . # Now there's a reason why I've got this view up at the moment , alright . # I was gonna give it to Ian to take to college tonight , but he's not in so I can't , so I've gotta send it now but I can't address . # Lost it . # Don't know her number . # Don't know her name . # All I know is her name's Barbara . # Yeah she lives in Felixstowe , but I don't know what her surname is . # Have to go and see George and see if he's er if he's got her number somewhere . # I know I have to go down the college tonight . # She might # Oh , bloody hell . # Oh hang on , hang on . # I might have left it here mightn't I ? # Ah ! # No . # Just the Thing is we get so much crap through the post right , that er # No . # Yeah . # Is there a list of the erm the tutors in the handbook or anything ? # It's what ? # Whole course , yeah . # Yeah , whole country , yeah . # Oh , bloody # No I've looked . # It's not at home as far as I can see . # I've definitely got one cos I remember her sheet now as I was looking at it , but where it is I'm buggered if I know . # No . # Do you want one then ? # Here ,you can have , that reminds me I've gotta do that label haven't I ? # Which one do you want ? # That one's got lines in it . # Squares as well . # Dunno why so keen on bloody squares . # Is that for erm ? # What a loan book ? # Oh . # Bosch . # Bosch . # Hotpoint . # You get crap machines and you get problems mate . # That's to be expected isn't it ? # Is that because it's full of chalk or is it cos # You what ? # Your ? # Yeah . # Mm . # Mhm . # Yeah but they're er so well made you sh shouldn't really need to have to change it very often . # Ah ! # Yeah . # It's not as deep as some others then you mean ? # Chop a hole in the back . # In the wall at the back . # Mm . # Well they never make things er bombproof do they ? # Cos if your washing machine machine lasts for thirty years they'd go out of business wouldn't they ? # Consumer society , you see ? # Mhm . # How long you had this thing then ? # And it's conked out ? # Ah . # So it hasn't actually failed , it's just not up to scratch . # Yeah but surely that comes under the warranty then . # If it's not doing its job that it's intended to do . # Oh . # Oh . # So the parts are free but the labour's a hundred # pound an hour . # Bloody hell . # Well can't you fix it yourself ? # Just take the back off and and you've only got to undo a couple of clips and take the pump off . # You're just idle . # No , you get , well , do you have to have it serviced to get the the free part then ? # Do they only give you free parts under warranty if it's serviced with a ? # It's a rip-off isn't it ? # Well , yeah I do . # It's a # part . # Well you bl slam it on the counter and say bloody you know , look in there it's got crap in it , it's not working . # Mm . # Looks like you've got pig in a poke mate . # You've got a water softener as well haven't you ? # Mm . # So the pump's working but not works properly . # So why can't you take the part Is it all a sealed unit that you can't get the pump apart ? # Mm . # If it was me I'd just take the bloody thing out and have a look at it . # Lock them in the other room . # Mm . # Dunno what's her name is . # She phoned me up at home on a Sunday , asking # if I was gonna come down to college , # and I said erm No . # Mm . # Did you make that mess there ? # Who made that mess ? # We'll have to get a camera on that tea point to see who's making the mess . # In my old group , they just took it upon themselves to clean it every now and again . # Trouble is with this group , nobody gives a fuck . # They just sort of # Mm . # Mm . # Why was she sticking her nose in anyway ? # Get in early there if you want # Mm . # You get your own now anyway don't you ? # Is her contract gonna be renewed then ? # Yeah . # Nail your arse to the seat . # Twin Peaks . # Yeah . # She said I can't . # Stupid git . # Well what does she do ? # She sits there and answers the telephone basically . # And comes and moans about her marriage . # Mm . # She brings it down when she's doing something else . # Oh erm Shirley . # Daphne . # Mm . # Mm . # Well times I receive a fax I just keep going up there and bothering them until they say it's gone through . # Mm . # Is that why they've got a fax machine then ? # Mm . # The whole idea of erm a fax is to get the thing there quickly isn't it ?if it's sort of sitting up on a desk for three days before they bring it down . # Mm . # Talking about faxes . # What's the number for that one , anyway ? # Mm . # Mm . # Never know , you might have won something . # Congratulations , you have won a holiday to Canada . # That'd be nice wouldn't it ? # I have registered . # I know . # They just leave them in the post room don't they ? # Mm . # It's only cos they're too idle to cart these catalogues and things about . # The trouble is , people register for er with them because they they're offering # a free pen or something like that . # They do sometimes . # Mm . # Mailsort . # Mm . # Yeah the amount of crap I get through the place you wouldn't believe it . # All different titles . # Doctor and erm er Head of Research and er things like that you know ? # They're just guessing . # Oh yeah . # P C magazines and stuff . # Oh shit . # How am I gonna get her bloody number then ? # If I sent that today it'd be there Wednesday morning wouldn't it ? # If I put first class on here . # Fuck . # He's on leave . # The only day I actually wanna see him and the bastard's on leave . # As far as I know , yeah . # Oh , how did I do that ? . # I'm sure George has got it actually . # Oh , bloody hell . # It's just one little slip of paper in an envelope , and they always send it separately . # They never send it with the # Well they didn't this year . # It came in a small erm small envelope . # It did . # Cos I remember , I remember picking it up and reading it , I was out in the garden at the time . # That's A four . # Yeah . # Tut . # Time does the mail go from here ? # What time does the mail go from here ? # Mm . # Mm . # Tut . # Well I'd better get on with my berno binomial theorem then . # I need a new pair of jeans . # Look at the state of these things . # all frayed , pockets are frayed # On Friday ? # Yeah , yeah , she was there . # I was actually late getting there . # So much traffic on a Friday afternoon . # Did go on the bypass . # That's where the problem was . # Ha ! # That's what I'm after . # Nothing really at the moment . # Got any stamps ? # First class ? # . # Can I er have just one ? # That's great ,thank you . # It's a tape , innit ? . # Oh er # Oh it's just radio at the moment . # Hi . # I'll come back in a minute . # Er where's Georgie ? # No he not in there now , boy . # Wouldn't know about that . # Where's Phil ? # Okay . # I'll pop back later . # Not still washing that cup up ? # Oh you've finished now . # Got some change ? # Well I've got a quid , so a stamp's twenty four isn't it ? # Isn't it ? # Twenty two , twenty three , something like that . # Go back and get the cash then . # The thing is they don't put the value on any more do they ? # That's so they can print thousands of them # Yeah that's right . # Erm brilliant . # Thank you . # Don't lick it . # Ooh I know you've been licking it . # Thanks very much . # Cheers . # Black covers on this # We , I stapled them all la ages and ages ago and they still came off . # They're just crappy chairs ! # Well they were okay and then just suddenly started doing it . # Ha ! # Let's go in here , see I've locked the screen up so we're laughing . # Feet off the table ! # No , that's what I'm saying , true I just did that used to be a rotary . # Doo doo doo doo doo doo # Where's the big table and that on the edge then ? # Oh L ? # I'd a proper I had a proper drill , oh you're talking about the new ones ? # Oh that's right . # Oh they should be a drill non-plated , and a drill plated . # That's cool ! # And exactly what I would of said . # I dunno . # Anyway , what can I do ? # ! # But you got a red light there look ! # You go on regardless and there's a bloody red light down there ! # I'm not actually ! # That's right . # Yeah , wouldn't be so bad . # Na oh yeah go , go through the solder resist go on . # There . # Re-draw . # Right when those blue ridge tooling holds up you wanna put a big resistor down there . # Well it wouldn't . # Sure , yeah . # Now , now watch the burn . # Come on ! # Misery ! # I think I can be excused this week cos thi , the wife's away . # I used to think through it ! # The conventional missionary ! # What's the number ? # Phone up enquiries will you ? # Ah dear ! # I suppose you have time in the mornings ! # Do you walk the dog as well ? # Oh course you're on flexitime aren't you ? # I wanna be on flexitime . # I might come in I hate # having to get out of bed when I'm knackered ! # I'll have to negotiate with Frank don't I ? # Not you ! # You're just a small boy ! # Oh I'll go through you then . # , can I go on flexitime ? # I don't see why PA's can't have # flexitime ? # Why , what annoys me out here right , every other ooh a lot of the areas are on bloody nine day fortnight . # I mean that'd be brilliant ! # That'd be so good ! # Yeah . # Now we have every other Friday off . # It's brilliant ! # So would I have to work longer then ? # During the week , sort of till ha # till five ? # Yeah . # So you work till five instead of half four and then he knocks off . # Mm . # Oh that's good ! # So can I do it ? # Yeah that's right . # It's . # Mm . # What are you playing with there Norm ? # The guy's always playing ! # Well he just have to cycle round , every time you log out his go in a different . # Ooh God ! # You're gonna have to move erm those three chips . # I think you're a dick lover anyway ! # What are you , well it wasn't you actually . # I'm not surprised . # Gets sma smashing in the fucking Mercs oh # He's a slaphead Norman ! # Norm # That's looking really curly today . # That's cos his head's a scrotum , that's not actually a hair ! # Anyway , shall I go and get the bread ? # Er . # Yeah . # They were non-copper . # If you're sure . # Yeah but I made them non-copper so they wouldn't . # Mm . # I can't remember to be honest . # Have to check it . # Ah ! # Oh right . # Stupid daft woman ! # What ? # Ah er what's it like living with you then ? # Your poor Mrs ! # It's an area area select . # Aha . # Yeah I did this # before . # Simple table . # Enough ? # Yeah . # Okay , so select a it's a lovely machine ! # Oh you can get it off a pc can you ? # Right ! # Doo do doo . # Is it all exactly the same functions then ? # Same layout as this . # What about erm thing ? # What's it run on V G A ? # Can't be a very good graphics one . # Is it the demo you got from Datatrip # Oh yeah . # No . . # Alright . # Right that's the the P T H # Old with thirty fi , thirty five mill # They're both the same footprint , those two # These two are the same footprint . # What about that one there ? # Bedge ? # Little one there . # I think it uses the same footprint doesn't it ? # Oh , find out . # I can't find an easy one can I ? # I could look at the library can't I ? # Cos I know they're all up to date . # Can you # wait five minutes ? # Cos I've got something to take over , you might as well take them over . # Can you find the ye , if is there any yellow pads about ? # You know the you pull out the information . # Yeah , get my posh car . # Erm # Mm , mm mm . # You sure Bedge ? # What the first bit of that cos the thing in your mouth . # Hasn't bought the bloody letters with it ! # Dash # fetch ! # Yeah it's all gone now . # Sorry I'll get the old # paint pot . # Hang on ! # Zoom in . # It's found it all has it ? # What a bugger ! # Ah ha ! # Looks that way . # Yeah . # Thing is the th # Very . # Very ! # Serves him # right ! # He's got # plenty of money anyway ! # Think so . # Yeah , they should be ! # What about the other one Mr ? # Yeah . # Did he what badly ? # Swap swap it with a duff one ! # Right . # Waiting for that joist out the back . # No , not that ! # Cos I've done , I've done all that ! # Clicked that . # No adaptor . # Take this then . # I had a fishy sandwich earlier and I feel . # Especially at the exhaust end . # Yeah . # Basically ! # Keep . # Now I've well I'm trading it in on Saturday night . # well I was gonna bring it in this morning that's why I was late this morning . # I went up the road and it went bang and blew a out the back ! # And fortunately the end cap was like a , so I went and then I stuck some wadding in just to wire in that head lamp . # alright # is it ? # Right , I'll have to try it . # Sticks in meant to blow it out . # It's not cracking now . # Well they normally just packed with some sort of wadding , I dunno . # Er yeah . # Oh just buy a couple of bananas and apple ! # It'll fill the end up ! # More like the holes in . # Yeah . # On the score . # No # Or P T H doesn't really matter which one you got . # So then straighten that end tail . # Yeah . # Just extract it now then . # Course it is . # Hello Phil ! # Alright ? # Come and join the party ! # Yeah . # We're all cas over here , you'll fit in alright . # Phil , casual . # Me and Andy drove into the car park at the Cambridge Exchange on Friday # and guess who was driving out ? # And we were driving in . # Carl . # Small world eh ? # Exactly the same minute ! # We if we'd been a minute later we'd have # missed him ! # A minute earlier he never would have stopped ! # He was on crutches . # Yeah , cos you know he broke his leg don't you ? # It's it's the en , the end of his football career . # No , playing football . # Got the . # Yeah there was somebody doing that . # Like a . # Couldn't bloody steal that one ! # I assume in some ways # Who ? # Yeah . # We got letter # You put the letter in . # And we got , hah ! # Now what's she done ? # These are the # Erm # off move # and then go re-draw # and then do a # Here we go ! # with it # Here we go ! # Fix so you want to convert M to millimetres ? # I go in with the old one as well , right ? # Here ? # Be writing all the letters by here . # Oh right ! # I had to add a bit on the bottom here Bedge . # Feel much better now . # I just thrown something at the erm # Right ! # Now where are we ? # Okay . # Okay . # It's nought point five . # Ooh I've ! # Yep . # Ought point eight five . # Yeah , I dunno why . # And it's nought point O one . # nought point nine five . # Yeah , point zero . # Yes . # is one point O three . # One po , one point three L's on here . # No , . # Right , where's K ? # Wonder if K's got it # up there now . # K , probably doesn't exist now . # Leave it on there . # L # Can't see any other K's on there . # No ,lea leave it in . # Do the whole list again . # Right ? # L ? # Non-plated . # As it is , it's three point eight . # Did I say two point eight . # Yeah , but I mean were they all on the ? # T's # Er sixty . # OMT's again . # It's round here . # I still # don't know what he's doing , he's probably got a or something . # No , they're # Two point fives . # L , yeah , it could do . # Yeah , that's bigger than one point three though isn't it ? # Yeah , that is a huge space three points . # Oh sorry , did I say two point eight ? # Yeah . # Yes that's what it is . # Well , what we'll do we we'll fill these out right and then we'll do a plot info then we gotta find out what actually he has used . # No , gotta cancel , go on ! # Cos what it does , it remembers tools tool holes that used to be on there . # It's a bit of a pain ! # No point in saving it . # Just write it on a bit , bit of paper . # On there . # Haven't got any little cards have you ? # No , the guy was the just filling the bar one up . # No . # Sorry about this . . # Post ? # Should do . # Shoo , ! # Mm mm . # That's a photo plot . # Is there a plot info now ? # . Now quick on erm grid . # the plot yet . # They go there . # Go there . # I see . # Make your way up . # Right , and let's do one on the other one as well . # Right then . # It smelt strange in here but I weren't sure if it was my fish paste sandwich or not ! # Just got a whiff as soon as you walked up then ! # Second time I've been able to smell that . # I reckon them wo working on them laser , the solder iron . # Ooh ! # Mm . # Have a look at your terminal window , come on . # Click , click , clicking ! # You clicking ? # I'm picking . # I'm clicking ! # I just put your on # No , you're doing the morse or something ! # I hate David ! # is not right . # Got it ! # I'll remember that . . # Just telling you . # Cor ! # Lovely ! # Right , there's only six . # Fucking asking him ! # Ahhhh get off ! # Yeah ! # Yeah . # You bastard ! # ! # Yeah . # Spondoolies # Oh # yeah ! # Yeah ,th he used to be he used to be a watchmaker or clock er mender , watcher whatever you call it ! # How big's fifty ? # Well if you think about it # is # Yeah , it's about one point two five , yeah . # And then # I don't reckon you'll fit on there to # be honest ! # Where ? # You're not bloody ! # It's the managers only ! # They're probably isn't one ! # And then look for # You know the easiest way don't you ? # No . # Fill out a drill template with just the K hole in it # That'd be quicker . # Find hole . # Why don't you put in there , this one # suggest . # Now just say output . # It's because you said there was one hole , but there's two that's what it probably means . # Oh yeah ! # Well that's what I did mine as . # thousand from two make mine . # One point yeah , one point two five . # Put # One point five . # Three hundred ? # Oh wha , it is a big hole is it ? # Well thirty is # Three hundred I got # Yee ahhh # Ah ! # Equals # I told you ! # I did ! # I said seven point five ! # Break , go for a break . # And bloody that's mine ! # Oh right . # They're mine , you cheeky bastard ! # Well Paul don't mind , he'll give them straight back to me you fucking idiot ! # No ! # No , if I did it . # He didn't # Are you gonna do his appraisal ? # No , I haven't been counselled . # I wanna counselled . # So where's my counselling ? # Come on ! # I could do with a laugh ! # Paul's not gonna do them all is he ? # Paul ? # Unless they do a mass one , # together . # We're all fucking useless alright ? # He's had his . # Had his already . # Who did your then ? # What do you get ? # What do you get ? # Oh you bastard ! # Why ? # I think the sun shines out of my bottom ! # Sort out of them which ones you don't want . # Yeah . # V T H then . # No it's not ! # It's not ! # Okay . # I'll have that one that one okay , E # And the problem is # You need # a nought point eight five . # What are you trying to do ? # What are you doing ? # Well hang on a sec , cos you've gotta get the letters translated , it depends what's in your drill template dunnit ? # Fucking hell ! # Hang on a sec , look , look , look ! # All we've gotta do , alright , is that list of holes that are actually on the board alright ? # These are the ones the what's it's given us alright ? # Drill template . # So we'll start with twenty we've we want twenty thirty three exists thirty five exists # Alright ? # Well hang on a sec let's let's just see which ones we need . # Four , thirty seven # Small one . # Well you , you be going through and just tick off which just stroke a line through the ones we don't want . # Right , how you doing ? # Right , that's good . # Right , so we're using all the others are we ? # Excellent ! # Yeah . # What you'll have to do in here right , because E and F you'll still have to have E and F alright ? # But quoted as the same size alright ? # Oh right , sorry ! # That's I me , erm F and H . # Make them both point nine five then . # Well cos you got this lot wrong didn't you ? # You did all the letters wrong . # Well you took them off that didn't you ? # I know . # Well only cos F is in there now . # Well that's probably where I'm wrong . # Make # Go on you can work it out ! # This is . # They're all in . # Right . # We got it all written down look . # As long as your drill template tallies with this alright ? # And you don't miss out any letters that occur except for the L , right ? # Cos we won't have any L's right ? # So occur on that , right ? # You ne you need two . # Yep ! # Yep ! # Yep ! # No . # Keep , you'll have to keep the letter because that letter will come up alright ? # So # Yeah . # I mean , for instance , make erm make F nought point nine five as well . # Alright ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Okay ? # Unfortunately ! # I'm gasping for ! # Just a bit . # Dunno why !any more does he ? # Yeah , it effects me like that when I drink really cold drink . # Windsor ! # Oh he won't be in school will he ? # It's half term . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Ee ee # Does that mean the er Barbara . # I know it . # I'll know the address cos old law don't do thirty five a week . # Half three but # you'd be better of posting it at a post box when you go cos they pick them up . # Don't forget push him to . # Yep ! # Yep ! # The er people that pay the bills say oh well that's no good to us ! # What is the use of having this wonderful # Web system # when they don't fucking look at it ! # Precisely ! # But they're a , they're a law # unto themself ! # They still want a paper system ! # They still want me to send paper work to say it . # Which we do all that anyway , always do . # They're fucking useless ! # I do ! # Tough ! # Circuit boards and tough ! # I know ! # Well it bloody should do ! # Yeah . # I will just fill out what she wants me to do . # They'll probably end up paying twice for it . # Because I recko , I reckon they must of been paid for that because Maury hasn't been phoning up and saying oh you haven't paid it ! # She usually pho phones you up about a month afterwards , you know there is a sort of a problem . # I'm pretty sure we must have paid it cos I'm sure she would have phoned us . # Cos it's got my name on there . # She'd know it was me who got it . # Well it's not one of these weirdos ! # What ? # Yes . # Yeah , you're telling me ! # But , you said you only wanted four lines ! # Yeah , well you then just go and change them for that one drawing ! # Ah ! # Yeah . # Why don't you do a Mark . # Ah , cos there's an extra vire there is there ? # We should of done these before we erm # Yeah , but you've still gotta do it . # You still gotta move stuff around ain't you ? # Tidy it up . # Yeah . # Yeah , but then if you run this your ri # Yeah but there's not a lot of difference in the amount of time is there ? # By the time you've you've moved them all rather than drawing them all in again then you run the con activity and swop back . # Cos you're gonna have to run con activity anyway . # Yeah . # Right . # Okay . # No . # Hang on sec , I'll just look in # There . # So it's between it's just on that bit there ? # S # I was looking for the same thing yesterday ! # Yeah . # Cos I er you know she sent a thing , well I you know you sent the thing with the address and I # well I lost it ! # Okay . # I had to get si , see I was gonna give it to you . # She we # Yeah , ah well no , I couldn't find you and erm Mick said you were on leave so I had to send it , and I didn't have the address so I had to go and ge , see George . # Can you hang on a minute , Bedge ? # It's in my briefcase . # Well it's just a pose really innit ? # Now erm ol lol lol where are we ? # No it's not a # I have got it . # I have got it . # Oh ! # Should be able to remember it , it's erm Barbara # and it's erm yeah , haven't got a postcode though . # I'm sure it'll get there . # That's the trouble really innit ? # No , apparently # yo , racialism is the worst part ! # Ta , talking to other people who've done the course . # Have you watched the programme ? # Watched the programme ? # It's good ! # Yeah . # As long as you can er it back . # Cos what I'm doing , I put them on a series and keeping them for revision . # Oh . # It's this Saturday . # You can borrow it as long as you promise to bring it back . # Yeah , I'll bring it in tomorrow . # I better take the tab out the video otherwise he'll erase it ! # Not that I don't trust him or anything ! # Yeah . # Ah , but when it's actually done it'll be connected won't it ? # . # I'd like to get this out the way really cos then I can get on to something else . # Something # Oh we're on that now are we ? # I thought it was the tester yesterday . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Oh God ! # Wish you boys would make your minds up ! # One minute it's one thing , and then it's another ! # No . # No . # They had er he forgot to video the programmes , so he's gotta borrow my video . # And he didn't have the address either he's lost his sheet ! # Rep # I call mine . # No . # No , it's not . # It's very good actually ! # Oh , cracks me up , cos of it doesn't # it doesn't erm develop if you like , it always stays the same . # So they show all these really old videos and these guys # are walking round with flared trousers and things ! # Brilliant ! # This guy , his flares must of been sort of # Yo you remember it ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Quite old , yeah . # Yeah , a tie you could make a suit out of ! # What ? # Ah go # Well just click on the on pop-up so you get a a new a new window . # Oh , you shoved it up sc , oh ! # Well put er , hit fault . # Default . # Shut up ! # Too late ! # Oh it's brilliant innit ! # There you go . # We we'll laugh ! # That's brilliant ! # Exactly the same problem again ! # Oh God ! # Too late ! # No . # Yeah , just about . # Well when he pisses off I can put the radio on can't I ! # Well I can't hear what he's saying then can I ? # No , he says it too late ! # Should always say it like at least half a second earlier . # Yeah I know . # They're all the with er Eric . # Yeah , but you really should I mean A D characters not traced right ? # You really should check those . # Oh right . # Erm # which report bar's that the Con one ? # Hang on a minute ! # Er type the or moor the er con # I didn't see eighty four before . # Oh , so that isn't all the problems then ? # Ah ! # So once you've chewed those you should run it again ? # Oh I didn't realise that ! # Ah ! # Yeah . # Well I haven't had that problem before though . # No , I do . # No , I do , I do normally I I'm pretty careful . # The thing I was getting so pissed off cos I've run it about ten times now , cos you keep coming and do alterations ! # Andy says , oh we've gotta add a new buffer in here so I'm shifting stuff around and adding capacitors and # I don't fucking know ! # How the hell am I supposed to know where he is ! # He's at college today isn't he ? # They don't start till nine do they ? # Wanna see something clever ? # Little window up here right ? # The thing about co-ordinates why ? # You get a little cross in that window # then zoom . # you can see it's # Yeah . # Yeah . # Clicked up on the C N C . # Yeah , just turn all items off in that window all full board right ? # And then , what a so , you get a huge star there you just zoom around about erm # and you're there . # No it's # it's exactly the same window as this , you can edit in it , # you can do everything . # Yeah . # And then yo , you edit box in there . # Yeah , I mean if you go erm if I go zoom here right ? # And then , quickly here # Right ? # But then if I go zoom in here # and I go into that pad , say # and you can't see it cos I got all items on but # you just get a picture of that pad there # Yeah . # Yep ! # It's just one of those little things you learn when you working on as many bloody years as I've been now ! # Yeah . # It's just a good way to mark it . # But ones like this to me , I think they're cos if you # just lay the trace over the top of the pin it doesn't come out . # Yes , that should physically click on the pin to get the wire to connect . # Do you ? # But in terms of , in terms of actual copper , I mean it is actually when the , when the plotter goes over that pad that is gonna be connected . # Oh yeah ! # But I mean they can be left can't they ? # What's that ? # Ha ! # Sorry ? # Yeah , he's er gotta look out that guy ain't he ? # Well he's stupid over everything ! # And totally honest . # Yeah , I've already looked at that one it's alright Bedge . # Cor it's a lot slower when you want another network innit ? # The old monster ! # Oh good it's one slade one now . # Mm . # Well no you're well it's , it's a stand alone , but all your files are not # I just did that . # See you also get the bit up there with signals in this don't you ? # And window . # Yeah . # All the pins . # Ah ! # Well we have got # erm # about four days left to get this tested then up and running . # So that # Right . # You done all the converting ? # I started reading up on it . # You know # Oh like getting thirty four bars to a hundred . # There shouldn't be that , there shouldn't be that big a board really should it ? # Well I hope it's . # What are they , forties ? # Well there's only a what # Yeah , but you've got all your microcircuitry on there . # We're gonna have a R S fifty two , erm H D L C # That's right . # So you got those # At least . # I've got a box for a double euro card . # Get on doing work will you ? # It should be documented . # Cos if you got in by bus this morning ain't he ? # I should do that . # You're supposed to curl it up in a , in a erm in a brush when you blow dry it you know . # Keep the perm in there . # Did you ever see me when I had mine permed ? # You ! # You remember when I had a perm don't you ? # I looked a cunt # I looked a complete asshole ! # You didn't see me then ? # It was like it wasn't as long as Bedgeys but it was really tight and really you know ? # Cos his is like I dunno Sweep # his is # his is Sweep ! # But mine # Oh erm before I was married . # About five years ago . # Five , six years ago . # God I don't believe it ! # Bloody was as well ! # No , it was , it was quite long . # No , got quite , quite a nice perm . # It's thickened it up at the front innit ? # I got a photograph , I'll see if I can find it , bring it in . # No ! # It's like # You've had a perm ? # A China man with a perm ! # Oh Nigel used to have a perm didn't he ? # Nigel . # Yeah . # When I first met him it was really curly you know , and I # just thought it was his natural hair but # People must er think you're a pratt ! # Bloody Chine China men always have straight hair don't they ? # Oh wave , yeah . # was saying . # Have you # photograph of it ? # Brilliant ! # Ha ! # Ish # Yeah , one for one end , one for the other . # Yeah what I do is , I have specified so I If I suspe the numbers are quite close I put one in there have that , and I just do reverse around and you # can see the other one might rub off . # Norman ? # Won't be much . # Yeah , but I won't say ! # I got Ace up there now you know . # So you aught to be careful ! # Too many windows , it'll crash ! # Well I'm sure it'll be alright Bedge . # It'll be alright on the night . # Well that's alright innit ? # Well I ra # What ? # You look at stat which I just ran this morning right ? # My file called stat it says zero airlines . # Did you just delete that ? # You didn't ? # Well what's that ? # Have you put a different file name in ? # Just do more stat and it'll say zero . # Now more the one you just did . # No , it couldn't be . # You ju erase it , it won't allow you to over , overwrite it . # I do , that's why , I always do . # I do stat , con and rep after I've done D L C . # You've gotta be able to run a little tidy up programme , we should just get rid of all these stubs and things ! # It's like , tell us what's in the software . # Er # Good job we ran this innit ? # Put it in the box . # In there . # Well I've got confused ! # Well if i if it comes up and tells me there's no airlines there , then I can assume that there's no airlines ! # What do you mean none there ? # And it hasn't been pulled up on the airline ? # I always have it on sig as much as poss . # It defaults the sig # Oh my God ! # So we gotta do the bloody thing again anyway ! # I wasn't told ! # Well I I mean I was , I was relying on the , on the . # Yeah . # That says that said to me zero airline so I thought ah great , it's all connected ! # You know ? # Well I hadn't got through that had I ? # I would have discovered once I'd been through it all . # That one's get it like that red well that number's moved . # That's a bit of alive . # Boo ber ber ber ber ber . # Blue . # Doo doo . # Yeah , I can do it . # I mean we might as well pitch it now . # Pitch those plots . # That can come right down here and then blue underneath . # Pull that one down . # It could go down one couldn't it ? # Mm . # It just means changing it . # Well the problem is , is that you don't like teeing off do you ? # Don't like teeing off signals . # It's gotta be # come off at a pin . # So # Well I couldn't # I remember working on that one and I did it because all this lot was a , . # I just pulled it up from that bottom . # It's alright , look # Hang on ! # Yeah but I don't like putting kinks in ! # It's horrible ! # The kinks # That straight ? # That straight ? # That light . # That one . # I know that one isn't ! # They're gone now . # Alright ! # Oh # Gotta go ! # It's gotta go ! # No . # I do ! # You're a cunt Bedge ! # I think head everyday ! # It's alright ! # I'm getting the poxy bloody grid ! # I why do I have to work with that grid ? # Oh ! # No , it's all naughty and # horrible ! # I believe you ! # What the hell did that jump across there for ? # Ah # my God ! # That's awful isn't it ? # Ah ! # That's gone , right ! # Let's just do board delete that'll probably help won't it ? # Okay , so I'm coming from here # Yeah , yeah , that's the one yeah , right . # I'm glad to hear it ! # God ! # Run you over ! # I'll get it sorted and I will do it again ! # Cor , I dunno ! # Clever boy ! # Charge up my batteries cos of my aeroplanes . # Got my charger . # I'm into model aeroplanes , yes . # Well , not recently but I'm hoping to get back to it . # When I er when I get the time . # I'll have to # take . # Yeah . # Well the trouble is they're so small now aren't they ? # Because they restricted the area so much if you got a big plane that like , to by pass now . # Don't have a lot of time to think ,You know ! # Bloody ! # But # Oh God ! # Must of # cost him a fortune ! # Probably cost him twice the amount ! # To hire a plane than the thing's worth ! # I have heard cases of erm planes being lost in in er crops chu chur churned up ! # Farmers aren't happy ! # Aha . # Where's that bloody kettle ? # Haven't we # He's just gone # to get it . # Yeah , when I first I used to fly , actually screen flying . # Tremendous you know ! # I had this plane a a low four nine engine and I was only a kid . # I bought it in village in Mark's Wood I used to take it up the runway and # took off and I was circle ground , it was quite a windy day then this stood there with me , had no control over the thing , like ! # And it er I think # I think the engine cut at about # Is he ? # I'm a man myself , ha ? # Erm yeah er e , I couldn't hit , you know , just went outside and er what was this ? # Er , I went out the next day to go to er th yeah that was a Sunday I lost it . # And before I went to school on the Monday , drove back down the marsh and went in this forest trying to find it . # And we went round this estate can't remember where it was and erm thought knock on the doors and se , ask people had seen it and then later in the day this woman phoned up and said she saw a couple of kids walk down the road with it and sort of ca , called them over and said oh I heard that his , his . # So I got it back . # And it wasn't broken ! # I was # absolutely flabbergasted ! # Could of been indeed . # Drink ? # Is there still the news about carrying here ? # You gotta take a pay cut then ? # Well , it's a bit risky for security as well isn't it ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # The trouble is with high interest account you can't get the money out very quickly can you ? # You can't get the money out very quickly . # Just give them plenty of notice like er a month's notice to get the money out . # So if you need it in a hurry it can be a problem . # Oh ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # No . # Cos the machines in my old office all of them , all the five and a quarters agree both types . # And the three and a halfs agreed with seven twenties . # Yeah . # I mean what is what's the point in a , in a drive that'll rig one point two but not three sixty ? # Useless ! # Yeah . # Then I could have that machine and Justy can have mine . # Who's getting the other one then ? # Mm . # Well he can't have yours cos he's not doing compiling that # needs fast processing time . # Frank said to you you can have # cos you need it for your work ! # Yeah but as soon as he walks in here he'll go , ah new machine ! # How's that then ? # Well you'll have to convince that it's , it's just a three eight six . # Cor God ! # That amazes me why people , it's like a status symbol they have to have the best bloody machine ! # Well there's no point ! # Mm . # Yeah , well you haven't got it yet anyway have you so # Can you stick in that box ? # But the thing is , they look so different . # Don't they ? # And like Ian's four eight sixes , it's so different to one of those it's not like you can get away with it . # Completely different , re-designed box and everything . # You still using that monitor ? # Ay ? # So I can have that monitor with that machine , ha ? # Oh right . # Mm . # Is this V G A or E G A ? # Is it ? # Oh ! # Oh yeah . # Well you got a valid reason for having a fast machine . # Right ! # I better get the out then . # Ow ! # It'll rebo # That will ,wi tha tha will rebo soft . # Well if it can't , it can't . # Yeah well there's a problem with that because they might be on different project number mighten they ? # Mm . # Mm . # We'll have to write that one with a indelible pen . # You only get on go at it as well . # I dunno , you get it off with spirit I suppose . # A tape ? # Oh that's messy ! # Yeah . # Okay . # The only problem is , I dunno if there's a mistake on this but this modem box right ? # Is one six one and this is it's ha ! # You're hoping ! # It's not going into anything is it ? # Look likes the actual box is one six one , this is one sixty right ? # So that's gonna be a bit small , but # we're not gonna have these connectors on so we all can do whatever size we want really can't we ? # The depth is erm # four one . # That will take us is it clear up # to there , to here . # Yeah , okay . # Well what we can do # is put in a connector , you know those connectors ? # That these fellers are on ? # You can get them with long pins each si have them standing up the board and then you have another board , a board with a so you can # cut the pillars those there . # Cos that is like a sixth of the area isn't it ? # Mhm . # Yeah , so basically # Yeah , like , yeah ? # Yeah ! # What an insult ! # He's not that old are you ? #