#
Now that's right ! #
Why , what you got on ? #
There's ashtray there . #
Could . #
No , you're not allowed to have it . #
Eight pound ? #
That's quite big innit ? #
Can you see the spikes ? #
Just see them can't you ? #
Mind you don't bang your head . #
Alright ? #
Yeah . #
Watch ! #
Exactly ! #
Well I don't know which turns out best #
They know when . #
Fifteen quid for this . #
How many am I losing ? #
Yeah but , and she should of phoned , did she ? #
And if you wrap them round the #
Well should have won #
the shoe . #
Yeah . #
Oh , yes I know . #
He sat in seven minutes didn't he ? #
Well chicken . #
No , not that . #
You don't get nothing on them chickens ? #
At least I'll give you , who's gonna bet #
right , who is at first place tomorrow , they're bound to be two , first of the day , so #
Yeah . #

Up you get ! #
I should thrash her ! #
Oh yes . #
But er #
where do you put your #
Not quite there . #
Get that hat . #

nought point ten and going up point two of a second , that is fast ! #
that's what's #
what I reckon , easy that , that easy to get that far outright . #
That's the #
that's the one . #
I think that's . #
And our boys been there haven't they ? #
Canada . #
There was a #
charity match . #
No . #
Can't wait to see their face ! #
It is #
First ! #
Four . #
They're in the house now . #
Eight point one of a second ! #
Yeah . #
They were ninth weren't they ? #
Yeah . #
The German ? #
Er #
Hopa . #
I wonder if Hopa will get out of that ? #
Andy Pandy for What was that ? #

Oh full points ! #
Cor ! #
Not good ! #
Or watch Kirsty . #
Where are they now ? #
If it was a girl #
if it was another girl he would have another one . #
That's sick ! #
Oh God ! #

Nearly ! #
Yeah . #
What is it gonna be ? #
Fifty five #
fifty six , fifty seven , fifty eight #
Just the three . #
This is Havvaher . #
It's all on that fall . #
No this is one #
It was Canada , was it Canada one or Canada two ? #
Upset . #
I don't wanna make . #
Yes . #
Who's that ? #
Yeah . #
This is the Hopa , this German man . #
Yeah , that fucking England should have won that ! #
Fucking so , Grundy , fucking #
lost it all ! #
Thorpe wasn't too bad . #
For the first leg he was #
Here are look ! #

And what about ? #
Most of them get back into it in a big way . #
That's why they do it in the middle but it's #
the first still . #
There's a #
I mean he wanted #
to keep them #
. #
They're not interested in them #
now cos . #
They're seconds #
The thing is #
Seventh . #
But erm but the thing is they ca , they co the blokes don't have to behind don't see that much do they ? #
They got their head down , see that #
Here's Hopa ! #
See they got they're head down all the time . #
Yeah alright . #
Alright . #
Oh yeah . #
I'll play er Germans . #
German's off ! #
Fifty eight point one . #
I'm waiting here so #

Yeah , I mean personally . #
No ! #
Going in all over that's the position anyway ! #
That's from last night . #
Is that for me ? #
Had my #
cos I was late . #
last night . #
Well #
Er end of . #
Cos she was would she ?cake #
for her birthday . #
Got her some . #
Said Happy Birthday #
They come right up . #

back in with her , like . #
Seventy mile an hour . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , one point two . #
I feel #
And he said , yeah take what . #
Another one down there . #
It's a lot innit Ga ? #
It's a lot in this innit ? #
All that ! #
Ah ? #
Only . #
Yeah . #

He goes for it don't he ? #
Just there on the last #
ain't he ? #
See him . #
Well won yesterday #
to the , the #
I am aren't I ? #
Alright then . #
You mean aye ? #
Yeah . #
Got the there ? #
Cor he's just the same ! #
There the I better grab hold of it . #
I got one here . #
Mm . #
Yeah it is . #
Come on then ! #
It's what ? #
Where's the start ? #
Start of graduation , right . #
Gary's #
Gary's the boat are you ? #
Well that's it . #
Go on then . #
I can't see all the way over the way tu tu #
Aye ? #
If it's double do I get a second go ? #
Don't you get two goes for a double ? #
It's not like Monopoly then ? #
Oh so as I get another chance then ? #
So I got four . #
Alright ! #
Alright ! #
You start first ! #
Don't matter #
Well that works out alright #
anyway Ga Gary had seven #
and you had six . #
Four , four . #
Is that the way it goes is it ? #
I would have said that way . #
Don't forget it's , no cos it's a . #
What do you say ? #
Don't forget it's #
You gotta go round #
once ! #
Ten thousand . #
Well we've only got #
one thousand anyway ! #
Two thousand . #
Aha . #
So , twenty thousand . #
Say twenty thousand ! #
Say #
Say fifty thousand . #
Do we want the five on or not ? #
No ? #
Yes . #
Is that right ? #
Six . #
Your go Ga ! #
Mm . #
Then you got it more than three times . #
On seven . #
Six #
the first time innit ? #
In the , in the bank . #
Collect wages . #
Ah , you gotta go past it to collect wages . #
Two , three why you gotta get some money before we go up there then ? #
Eight . #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven eight . #
Yeah . #
Am I having two dice ? #
No ! #
It's there look ! #
, inherit two hundred , miss a turn business lunch . #
What does that mean ? #
What ? #
No . #
That's four , now someone's gonna go . #
You gotta land on that to get #
So you got two hundred ? #
Stop here ! #
Oh ! #
Your go . #
Eight . #
So what do you get all the cards from ? #
Just two of the cards ? #
You don't have to have them all at one time ? #
Hundred . #
You can make the cards #
Must have three or four now . #
Three . #
Sixty pounds . #
I get #
Five . #
Stock exchange . #
Yeah . #
And what #
Go on then . #
So what number do , do I have choose a number ? #
Just one go ? #
So that's er yeah . #
That's ! #
That's ! #
Thirty five . #
Oh ! #
No I've got three goes . #
Go again . #
Go on ! #
No , go again . #
Nine . #

He can go up now ! #
He can go up if he wanted to couldn't he ? #
Got loads of them here ! #
How many did we start off with ? #
Six #
seven #
eight #
nine , ten . #
I got ten . #
No , I'll change five . #
Alright ? #
Shel ! #
Did I just #
Shel ! #

Yeah , that gives you six . #
I didn't #
I didn't . #
No , I've only got this ! #
That's Gary's five innit ? #
Two hundred . #
Another hundred , that's that's how it was before ? #
Oh ! #
That's right , sorry ! #
Sorry ! #
Well I counted ten ! #
How , how can you have ten ? #
Aye ? #
How did they get so far in front of me ! #
Jammy devil ! #
How did they get in front ? #
Yeah , but I was #
I was up with you lot then . #
Yeah , but I was still up with them two ! #
Cos I had the highest score . #
Seven . #
One #
No . #
I can't buy it cos Gary's gone up . #
Buy it then ! #

 #
Ten . #
He's gotta get two of one #
type . #
I thought you had to have both ? #
Divorce ! #
Yeah , I'll I'll bid for that . #
I'll bid for that . #
It's a diploma . #
Thirty . #
Mm ! #
What have got , go up to ? #
Go on then . #
Once you get on the wedding ! #
Got one of those . #
Oh ! #
See that's diploma and that's not . #
No . #
This one's #

Oh yeah ! #
That one . #
Mm . #
I thought they had to be both the sa , same . #
Oh ! #
I wanna bust something else ! #
Five . #
I'll buy it ! #
I'll buy one of those ! #
There you go ! #
So I can go up #
a after I've got the card . #
Got my card . #
No ! #
Were you going to tell me that ? #
It's alright . #
on the front there . #
Come on ! #
Your turn Ga ! #
Oh ! #
What do you get then ? #
What do you get when you pass there ? #
What ? #
Yeah . #
They're alright . #
A bit strong . #
Twelve . #
Must be getting that way . #
Twelve . #
Twelve thousand two hundred . #
That's it ! #
I failed to get there ! #
Could of told you it was ! #
Go on Ga ! #
What do you do with that hundred pounds is the trouble ! #
Three #
three fifties then . #
That's six #
Eight . #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight . #
Mm . #
And yeah , wet dream then didn't you ? #
Come back for #
Yeah I was . #
Come on down ! #
The price is right , so they say ! #
Gary stop coming ! #
Teach me ! #
Teach me ! #
Well it's better than a kick in the teeth isn't it ? #
In a win five hundred pound #
on the race horses . #
Just #
Your going right up to the top aren't you ? #
Your in the high class now aren't you ? #
You stick by one . #
Two hundred pound please ? #
Your not . #
I got a long way to go to get to high class . #
Jammy tike ! #
Yours . #
No , it's not it's that shit that #
Fuck off ! #
Pass . #
Better than prison ! #
Gee ! #
Yeah , go on have this one here ! #
Er #
No mine . #
Spring , spring onion ? #
Yeah . #
Mm mm ! #
Six . #
Six . #
Football pools winnings twenty times #
both dice . #
Six . #
Twenty sixes . #
Six twenties would be five #
God sounds too high ! #
Oh ! #
So why #
haven't you bought anything yet ? #
It's only three thousand ! #
Yeah #
you bet your #
ten thousands #
I'll be up there ! #
I'll be going in a minute ! #
Four #
three , four #
So I'll have a go on the race track . #
Alright . #
Do I have to open them ? #
I have to open don't I ? #
No you can't . #
I'm pissed off ! #
I might as well go to #
nine go for nine alright ? #
No , that's your line of work . #
Jammy shit ! #
Nine #
hundred quid . #
I'll keep mine . #
I do #
Two of them . #
One of them . #
That's ten in ten into one . #
And I've got three hundred on so I get #
three hundred pound ! #
I know . #
Mm . #
Your go again . #
Not as daft as you though ! #
Oh ! #
That's great ! #
Six . #
Mm mm ! #

shout to get on the #
Use your , use your two hundred pound then you've saved up . #
What shall I go for ? #
Anything ? #
I know the #
Interest free . #
One , two , three , four , five , six #
seven . #
selling that . #
We'll be going prisoner in a minute ! #
Well not yet ! #
You got erm #
You'll be going to prison in a minute ! #
Is that okay ? #
Oh yeah ! #
Ain't I Melanie ? #
Your go Ga ! #
Four . #
You're out ! #
I'll buy you out on that Ga . #
Yeah , yeah I'll buy that ? #
No . #
I'll pay you fifteen quid . #
No , just have twenty in the bank . #
No , #
Shit ! #
Eight . #
Make them as bad as a ! #
Five . #
I'm up . #
Gary had it that's four and he went up and he was one place #
in front of me . #
Yeah but I was , I was on the same place as I was one behind him ! #

No ! #
No ! #
I was trying to #
work out what I needed to go up see . #
She's gonna get #
It's alright we've got plenty of time ! #
I might set the tape . #

Watch her Ju , she cheats ! #
Eight ! #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight . #
Oh I'll have another go . #
Lovely innit ! #
It's just a thing that #
You can start buying now . #
You don't , you gotta , you gotta past there and say go past there and say you're going up the next time #
in the middle class . #
That's right innit ! #
Got to stop and then you say you're going up to middle class . #
Five . #
Yes , I'll have a bit of a do on that . #
And chuck one on the floor . #
Put one back now . #
Yeah alright . #
Ten thousand . #
Yeah , but you're gotta get of these . #
Oh you can have er #
bought a car for Dianne ! #
Porsche with the engine in and that ! #
Shall I go there somewhere #

 #
Five . #
That's a . #
Oh that's mine anyway . #
No , that's spiteful ! #
I do that later don't I darling ? #
In real life I do ! #
In real life I normally do . #
No , I've just had a go . #
No offence ! #
Yeah ! #
Seven . #
Credit due . #
No . #
How do you pay for printing then ? #
Is it all worth it just go on that ? #
I've got some . #
I'll hold on to mine . #
Is that the Yacht club ? #
Better check mine . #
How many times you been round Shel ? #
Only about three innit ? #
Oh ! #
Five thousand charlies ! #
It's only a measly #
round the go once innit ? #
It's only once round the track isn't it ? #
Isn't it ? #
Isn't it ? #
Isn't it ? #

One , two #
I've gotta get er #
I've got er #
Er go up next go . #
Four , five , six , seven , eight , nine #
ten , eleven #
eleven . #
So I've just #
I just #
should go up there . #
The #
That's my erm things start from counting from there . #
Two , three #
five , six seven #
eight #
eleven . #
I would have landed on stock exchange . #
Does that mean I've gotta #
stay on these ? #
Just going back to the bank for twenty #
pound a time . #
Twenty #
pound a time . #
Don't wanna keep the #
Do I have to pay five thousand ? #
Banks . #
Oh you have to #
Ha ! #
We , it's that all the Christ ! #
Yeah ! #
Look at all that ! #
Ooh ! #
Go for it again and see how much #
Seven that time . #
Seven . #
Go on then ! #
I might do another one ! #
Eight again ! #
Investment first one hour . #
Just stick it in that hole there ! #
That's twelve #
eleven , or whatever I had . #
So you're #
really . #
Bank . #
So it didn't matter what I got as long as you got a #
a . #
five , six , seven #
Aye , Olive's Jewellery . #
Shall I buy Olive's Jewellery ? #
What's that for ? #
Can't buy till you've been round once ? #
Don't tell me that ! #
She's gotta go down ! #
She's gotta go down ! #
Gotta get #
A six . #
Five , six . #
Up ! #
I still collect money ! #
six . #
So that's just a five hundred one innit ? #
I'm in the cars . #
Well that's that's er and I look down on no one actually . #
But I look . #
Because she is hire class ! #
It's called a CV two . #
And check her round about for Jane . #
Thank heaven for little Jane ! #
Cos little Jane couldn't get as clo , if I sing they might #
say #
I'm off ! #
One , two , three , four #
Can't buy it though ! #
It's only first #
time round . #
. #
And you're frozen ! #
Sells . #
Thank heavens for #

cos I'm nearly there ! #
It was on there Shel aren't I ? #
I must be there Shel . #
Ah yes . #
I'm not far off am I ? #
I should come down aren't I ? #
Are they ? #
Yeah . #
Well yes #
but do I want to ? #
That's the thing , do I want to ? #
I'm there aren't I ? #
Eight thousand . #
I do I don't mess #
when it comes to the big stuff , go for it ! #
Don't I darling ? #
Gary ! #
Your go . #
Could we go to hundred thousand or not ? #
We'll go #
we'll go to a thousand #
He can go up ! #
He can go #
up now . #
What we going up to ? #
What we going up to now then ? #
That's terrible ! #
Hundred thousand , right #

How much is it to go up anyway ? #
Can't afford it like that . #
Go for it ! #
You don't , you just go straight for it ! #
Did you give me money did you ? #
Oh ! #
So I've kept my money . #
So #
Too late to give me a loan ? #
You didn't say that , you're going up this time if you wanted that . #
Aha . #
That's the size of the bloody #
And both of you get past #
Ten you can rent ones . #
What do they get back on them ? #
They only get hundred pound do they ? #
Hundred and thirty ! #

Hundred and fifty then ! #
Yeah . #
That's what I was gonna say ! #
Well I've gotta have it haven't I ? #
I'll give him the two . #
Cos you got haven't you ? #
Okay . #
Well if I'd have known that before else I'll go and land on the . #
I'll give you #
I'll gi yer #
I don't want hundred quid notes #
I ju , oh well #
Well , ! #
I'll I'll give you hundred quid for each one . #
Aye , aye , aye yeah ! #
I'll do the here ! #
Each . #
Yeah , for one . #
Correct . #
I'll give you hundred for that other one . #
That's all you get fro from the bank . #
I could buy it straight #
away . #
I can't #
I ca I can . #
Never mind I'll , don't matter does it ? #
What ? #
Yeah ! #
one of them now . #
Alright . #
My eyesight that bad now is it ? #
Have I been ? #
Don't I get a go then ? #
Still going now ! #
I don't whether there was something #
there's another bottle of that . #
Bought some coke ? #
Alright , we've just got the green ones . #
I was gonna say do you want got any dosh ? #
Get another bottle ? #
Yeah , I I'll pay for it ! #
I got loads of dosh , look ! #
Here are Ju ,gi you some money go down and buy you some #
Buy yourself a new fur coat and that ! #
Could you imagine it , going in ? #
Go in #
Could you imagine it though going into so somewhere like Dotty's or whatever and saying well #
Help yourself darling just just take one of these little notes and , ya ! #
Put them back ! #
Yeah but where to though in #
lower class ? #
Just there ? #
She goes back to there ? #
there . #
And she's gotta go round #
She's gotta sell them all off . #
For how much ? #
We gotta give them back to her ? #
We gotta give her #
You'll still be in debt Shel cos he's got forty #
No you've been round now you can start buying your own . #
But don't forget she paid #
She paid three thousand for them so #
I'll give you two thousand #
Now you gotta pay money haven't you ? #
Yeah but #
You haven't ! #
You gotta throw your dice now , it's alimony . #
Oh ! #
I didn't see that . #
I'm sneaky ! #
Well #
now I'm up here all on my own in the higher class ! #
look down on you in the middle class ! #
And you look up to me ! #
I'll count my winnings so #
Give you the Yacht Club . #
Oh God ! #
Five , six , seven eight #
Welfare payments . #
Fifty times roll of one dice . #
Welfare payments #
ten times roll of one dice ! #
That's what I said , fifty times roll of one dice ! #
One , two , three , four . #
One , two . #
Can I have my #
my little note badge to go underneath on the #
Just slip it under there my doll ! #
For me please . #
Okay ! #
Spiffing #
what ! #
Can't buy , you gotta go round twice . #
Or once . #
So you've just handed five , you can't afford a bloody solarium as well ! #

Three . #

There should be a limit really ! #
There should be a limit really ! #
I think there should be a limit don't you ? #
Yeah ! #
Well Mike used to do it like that #
and Mike lost all his ! #
Mike got a really big head didn't he ? #
He bul #
Mike got really #
big headed once #
and thought he was gonna wi , how much you got there ? #
How much you going for ? #
Righto ! #
Ready boy ? #
Go for it ! #
I'd get quite a bit now #
can't I ? #
Once I bought . #
And what have I gotta get ? #
One , two , three , four , one , two , three , four . #
Then it's you . #
Oh ! #
Taxes ! #
Pay taxes ! #
Both dices . #
Right . #
One , two , three , four , five . #
Divorce , pay alimony ! #
You bastard ! #
Doo , doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo #
I know . #
Now you can sell us our , our tickets back as well . #
Seven thousand pound ! #
I'm sure I had a pink one somewhere . #
It'll go round #
Will you know what #
That's mine . #
Yeah . #
And #
There you go Ga #
Mm , we can't bid on it we're not in the top group . #
He's in the , he was in the higher group . #

Five hundred . #
Gotta give me my five hundred . #
Yeah . #
He pa , he paid us #
er #
No ! #
That's three thousand #
I can go up once I get my can't I ? #
Nothing really matters #
in the same #
old way ! #
Even go a walking in the #
same old #
way ! #
Aye ! #
What about me ? #
Don't I get a go ? #
That #
That's a card for this innit ? #
How much is it ? #
I'll give you five hundred . #
I'll gi you five . #
One thousand ! #
I'll gi you fifteen hundred cash on there ! #
Ah ah , I want that one anyway ! #
No oh ! #
No , I can wait ! #
I'm losing all the money ! #
Bidding against me and I don't want that #
that's what I want . #
What does she get back ? #
Alright then , go on then take it ! #
I I'm buying my own race track ! #
Cos I'll move Gary's up first . #
I I'll I'll buy that . #
Doesn't matter , I got the money ! #
Cos I've come from higher class to the low lower class . #
I'll give you two hundred fifty . #
I've just said two fifty ! #
Three and half . #
Well , he's got one though ain't he ? #
He don't need it ! #
What's that one then ? #
What do we need #
art gallery for ? #
So I I'd I , I don't really want one ! #
Cos I buy one #
Well then you can have it for whatever it was for . #
I've just added on race course , alright ? #
So I'll put erm two grand on that . #
I landed on those ones . #
Your black , I was just having a go . #
Two . #
Er , ten . #
Come on baby ! #
Eight #
I can't buy can I now ? #
No , not until I go round #
to the there ? #
Back round to there innit ? #
Shit ! #
Right . #
One , two , three , four , five , seven , eight , nine . #
No . #
Seven . #
Well that's fucking brilliant that is isn't it ! #
Seven . #
That's , that's two at seven . #
Five ! #
Four . #
? #
Ooh eleven ! #
Or eleven to draw . #
My #
That's my money back innit ? #
Four #
Four hundred . #
Five hundred . #
And she could of bought next time round anyway . #
That's my hundred pound . #
I can't buy yet though can I ? #
No . #
Try again mate ! #
Oh I better count my money again #
hadn't I ? #
Nothing really matters in the same old #
way ! #
See the ! #
That did it #
Fucking hell ! #
Go for it ! #
Well that's #
Yeah . #
Yeah , that's what I said ! #
Six . #
How much you got there Ga ? #
But I'm gonna now mate ! #
You're not having no ! #
Ga #
You got another five thousand cos you've just been #
up haven't you ? #
Move on to #
I aren't gonna bother ! #
I've got ain't I ? #
Can you find just one ? #
So when you'd gone down you #
You're nearly there aren't you ? #
Should have . #
Your nearly there aren't you ? #
Four thousand . #
Go on then Ga ! #

Go on ! #
Terrible innit really ! #
Eight . #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven #
Shaky mate weren't it ! #
Er er we've had one thousand . #
A and why do you think I haven't said anything cos he could of gone up ! #
Yeah . #
Five . #
One , two , three #
four , five . #
Oh ! #
That's Gary . #
You carry on . #
You just go straight up . #
I if that was the case my twelve should have carried on . #
When I was down #
I know . #
Yeah but mine left me u down the bottom #
somewhere on the Stock #
Exchange or something like that . #
It's making money me money so you can't go up ! #
Aha . #
What number you going on ? #
You still waiting this to go up haven't you ? #
Ain't said a number yet . #
Why's that ? #
Go down further out than that don't get any money ! #
No ! #
Just one more ! #
You got one more in the #
Yeah , she's gotta get one membership . #
Told you you could of done it to him #
after you let him buy them last time ! #
She's got more money than you mate ! #
Might sell it back to you . #
Black Art's #
Gallery . #
Stock Exchange again ! #
Gary ! #
You gonna do better for me this time Ga ? #
Just get it ! #
No , ten we want . #
That'll do me ! #
Ten . #
That'll do me ! #
Four thousand . #
Throw the dice . #

 #
Then you got a sa a ah you went and got #
I don't want to go up anyway ! #
Oh screw you ! #
No , fucking pissing game #
One , two , three . #
I'll buy that one . #
Who's got green ? #
That's alright , I'll buy that one then . #
I'm not buying e , anyone else's ! #
No ! #
I'm not #
No , no one #
no one helped me ! #
Four hundred times #
is the amount of dice . #
Four hundred . #
Yeah but he can't gi , so that means you can't go up cos you haven't got a chance to buy one . #
Not before you get to there ! #

Eight . #
Two , three , four , five , six , seven #
Eight . ! #
I'll give it another grand on th eights . #
Right ? #
No , wait there ! #
I'll have go on at nines alright ? #
Seven . #
Eight . #
That's on eight . #
I'm I'm divorced . #
No , I made sure you had eight thousand ! #
You got the lottery again . #
One , two , three , four , five , six #
seven , eight , nine , ten . #
Eleven . #
Have a drag for the next hour ! #
Racetrack . #
Race , racetrack . #
Racetrack . #
I had eleven . #
Yes ? #
Yes . #
Anyone wanna buy one ? #
Yeah ! #
Lower class ! #

Two hundred and fifty . #
Your go Ga ! #
Racetrack . #
Your money must be going quick ! #
On racetrack ! #
No I had eight . #
Seven . #
You gotta go round yet . #
Five thousand to get it . #
When you get round to there . #
What's that , eleven ? #
Eleven #
I can't buy it I haven't got been round . #
I've got five . #
Keep a low one please babe . #
Oh ! #
You idiot ! #
Oh what a shame ! #
Yeah . #
I reckon we should put a halt on this bloody hundred thousands don't you ? #
These ten thousands . #
You land #
Hundred and ten pounds . #
What twenty ? #
Two hundred and twenty . #
No , don't buy that one ! #
Buy it for a thousand or whatever . #
Four . #
Where am I ? #
I can't buy it ! #
You haven't been round once yet ! #
Nor have you . #
That's mine ! #
Nine . #
One , two , three , four , five #
six , seven , eight #
nine . #
Credit due #

Go on then , your go Ga ! #
Four . #
One , two , three , four . #
Football winnings . #
Hundred times roll of dice . #
Hundred times . #
One thousand two hundred . #
Buy that one boyos ! #
I've already passed that . #
Mm mm . #
Well I had seven , you only had four . #
One , two , three , four . #
I'll buy that one . #
Aha , I'm over the hundred thousand I mean . #
Yeah . #
Did I lose one ? #
Did I #
lose one ? #
No . #
One , two #
three , four #
five , five , six , seven #
eight , nine , eight . #
nine , eight . #
Eight . #
I've only , I've only got eight #
I've miscounted now ! #
Did I lose one somewhere along the way ? #
Jus , yeah I did I lost one on something didn't I ? #
On one of the . #
Tha on the er racetrack . #
Did I ? #
Big money ! #
Eight . #
Invest plus one half . #
Just investment . #
Seven less . #
Regain investment . #
And regain investment #
free . #
Oh yes Ga ! #
You sell #
I would have chucked more than that off ,loads of it ! #
I'll have both of them , I'll give you a #
I'll gi you five thousand on both . #
No I won't ! #
A thousand , I'll gi you a thousand for them both . #
Do I want #
Do I need , I need a #
country club don't I , to go up ? #
Will the diploma take me up if I had them two ? #
Well I'll give you two for both . #
You gotta get on them haven't you ? #

What ? #
She sa , she needs some money doesn't she ? #
Yeah , but you need the money ! #
Over two grand ! #
You jus , just #
Well you made plus hundred #
and twenty ! #
No wonder I fucking got no money #
in the bank ! #
You all chucking it away like that ! #
I'll have one of them anyway , country club . #
So shove it where the ! #
Oh shit ! #
I got ten thousand . #
Don't you ? #
And if you don't , I'll I'll cry ! #
I need my to go up in a minute . #
One nice ! #
Five . #
No ! #
You can have it . #
She's not been round once . #
Ah ! #
Four . #
One , two , three , four . #
Take , and a thousand pound . #
What's that one ? #
What's a ? #
Mm . #
I've had no money yet ! #
No he in't but #
Yeah . #
Can I have my hundred please ? #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight nine ! #
Now ! #
Seven . #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven . #
And he's doing us here boy ! #
The girl ! #
On the te #
Look at that ! #
It's my twelve ! #
. #

You . #
It's on tape innit ? #
What we're doing ! #
He said we sho #
he said she didn't realise the tape was on ! #
Sh ! #
Don't . #
I don't think so . #
That's the bags . #
Must be . #
See I'm not cheating ! #
Is she alright ? #
Julie in there ? #
What toilet ? #
No , right . #
Just going to the toilet alright ? #
Don't cheat Shelly ! #
Don't cheat ! #
Pass me five thousand ! #
No ! #
Oh yeah ! #
Len lend us one . #
Just finish this . #
Eight . #
Yeah . #

Oh ! #
Yeah , I fancy that a lot really don't I ? #
Give it back ! #
One , two , three , four , five , six #
About hundred thousand ! #
Ah ! #
I'm round now I can buy can't I ? #
Been round haven't I ? #
I can buy now . #
No , I've been round once ain't #
I know ? #
So I can #
make that . #
Haven't I been round yet ? #
I've been round ! #
I can't , I can buy can't I ? #
Can I buy it or not ? #
I'll take it ! #
Ah ! #
Near the . #
I'm in the middle now . #
Oh yes ! #
Oh he's in middle class isn't he ? #
Yes ! #

I thought if you went up and yo and yo we , you went back down you could keep your higher class . #
Or #
Cash . #
Yeah . #
Well I #
ain't got nuffink ! #
Yeah . #
I think it's safer to be on the bottom . #
Six . #
Six . #
Six . #
Seven . #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven . #
I could buy anyway Shel ! #
I've #
been round once . #
I've had hundred . #
Oh ! #
Ah ! #
I'll try again . #
Stock Exchange . #
Are you trying to frighten me ? #
Yeah . #
Seven . #
around that stuff . #
Right . #
innit ? #
Eighty five . #
I was on winning to don't I ? #
Six . #
Back we go ! #
on one e , one side of tape haven't we ? #
So we haven't been playing long #

He ain't been round once . #
I haven't got any #
Yeah . #
Ah , ha ha ! #
No ! #
I'm in there again #
No . #
I've gotta #
No , I ain't even got #
Oh eleven ! #
Investment plus five times . #
Should have gone for two shouldn't I ? #
Go for number two usually . #
Eleven times investment . #
Five times the other investment . #
Greed did get you a bit more ! #
When you run out of money you know the one who's got the most when you run out of money #
Yeah , but there can't be there can't be enough o , enough erm te ten thousands and this has to go right up to the top . #
Nor did I ! #
Yeah ! #
I went passed once , I got to wedding so I #
must have . #
It's terrible being #
One . #
Two , three , four ,fi oh gee ! #
Didn't want a blue one ! #
Is that it Shel ? #
Make sure it's all there ! #
Is that #
Your go Shel . #
Fives five fives are twenty five , two thousand #
five . #
Two hundred and fifty . #
Seven . #
One , two , three #
four , five , six . #
A thousand Shel . #
Shel ? #
A thousand ! #
And I'll had three hundred on #
the racecourse . #
On an eight . #
Okay ? #
Yeah , that's it . #
Seven . #
Ooh that's it ! #
Thirty seven . #
I was watching ! #
What was , what was that about twe #
Dee dee dee dee ! #

Well he's got eight so many other times so I thought I'd try it ! #
Go on then . #
Stand up . #
That's six . #
Six thousand Shel . #
Eight . #
One , two , three #
four , five , six #
seven , eight . #
Nope ! #

Oh you little bastard ! #
Julie's putting nothing in ! #
One , two , three , four , five , six ,One , two #
It's only Gary innit ? #
Getting him up there quick ! #
Right ? #
Yep ! #
Ten thousand . #
j=Just in a minute you'll #
have to get me that big yellow #
Cor , nine #
But your first time round #
Ooh close #
Ten , ooh #
one , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight , nine , ten can I have my er #
get that yellow #
bit of paper #
and what happened , the pen was around somewhere #
And you're going up as well ain't you ? #
It's on the book weren't it ? #
On Auto Trader #

Oh nobody , cos no one 's in the middle #
No we're passed #
The bank #
that's olives #
What ? #
You get the last one again , ha #
She has #

Three thousand pounds , ooh #
oh it's only three of them little yellow ones #
golden ones #
Yeah until we haven't got any #
A thousand times rolling those dice #
Ah #
three thousand #
Oh I've got to miss a go anyway haven't I ? #
Oh #
I'm being honest #
Whoops I was on there wasn't I ? #
One , two , three , four , five , six , ooh , here we go #
Don't know #
I've got three now , I've only got three #
Seven the game's over #
One , two , five #
Just think , down one each side #
Nine , that's equal amount #
you're investing #
It's sure to come come on then Gal #
Eh ? #
Haven't got any credit #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven #
what do I need ? #
I need a , I need another thingybob , oh shit #
smiling at , oh four , that's how I go , right #
a thousand times oh , shit , I'd better do that first oh #
Yeah I was then I had three , yeah , good #
I was just about to get rid of that #
Oh I thought you were going down then Gary #
Is the iron off ? #
Oh one , two , three , two hundred quid , wow six #
one , two , three , four , five , six #
Yes I know , this'll make me sick #
Yeah #
He needs his own #
Yeah #
No not yet #
One , two , three , four , five #
oh race track , ooh #
two thousand #
erm #
number eleven again #
Nine #
one , two , three , four something like that five , I don't need them any more #
it's just my money I need #
Don't you want Aunty Pam's fur coat ? #
Mm , mm #
Twenty pound #
mm #
Another hundred pound #
Eleven one , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight , nine , ten , eleven can I have ten thousand #
please Shell ? #
I haven't got any credit #
ten , twenty , thirty , forty , forty five , fifty , fifty five , sixty , sixty five , seventy , seventy five , eighty , eighty one , eighty two , eighty three , eighty four , eighty five , eighty six #
eighty seven #
eighty eight #
eighty nine thousand , I need another go round and another thousand pound and I've won because I've got me two thingybobs #
Gary must of got more than me though #
He can start buying now #
What are you doing with a diploma ? #
You don't need a diploma #
you only , you only need to buy two #
You need one #
so if #
you've been round once #
if you manage to buy two before I get eleven thousand pounds #
yeah if you manage to buy two things before I make eleven thousand you've beat me . #
Just give me , give me a bill for that #
No cos like , no I ain't #
Yeah #
Go on then and I'll have mine back for five hundred , yeah #
so two thousand for the lot #
One , two , three , four , five , six , seven race course #
fuck this , ah shit I'm #
at the race course #
Put it in the bank #
This is better than #
nine , one , two , three , four , five , six #
seven , eight , nine , I've put , erm yeah I , er , no , I can buy that one can't I ? #
Yeah , I'll buy that one #
Yeah , I'll use three thousand #
I've got about forty five thousand #
fifty thousand I've got oh shit , roll again #
at least I know I haven't got to worry about divorce #
at least I know I haven't got to worry about a divorce #
What's that ? #
We haven't landed on that yet have we ? #
So how much you got ? #
Five hundred each one #
No he won't , he's erm , erm #
he's not collecting ten pounds #
Yes #
You don't want your ten thousand to pass under it #
what a shame put it in the bank #
Bye bye money , give me that in a minute will you ? #
Eight #
one , two , three #
four , five , six #
Cos I think we're all in for a chance to getting it now , fifty thousand #
seven #
one , two , three , four , five , six , seven #
And you've still got another ten thousand I think #
So you haven't got a hundred thousand ? #
Eight , one , two , three , four #
Three , four , five , six , seven , eight I start mine again then six #
Ten #
one , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight , nine #
I thought that was two then #
That's the game over then #
Yeah even though she's down on the bottom she's bound to of come second #
No , not if he's won #
Four , five #
six , seven , eight , nine #
ten #
I've double , I've got twenty , I've got two plus one #
I , I have er fifty five thousand #
Whatever , I'm gonna for a piss first #
Have another game of this Shell ? #
Yeah #
I would think so anyway #
Asked Gary I would think they're taking on extra staff #
I haven't been told that , but #
yeah I would think so nights or days I would of thought nothing's been really said about what's happening on that yet , not till the end of towards the end of the #
Yeah they get offered the job , but , I told Gary if he puts his erm name forward , is that the Monopoly game ? #
Could of had a game of Monopoly #
Yeah , what sort of price is it ? #
Wages is it ? #
Right , what's this game all about then ? #
I've got one booked in Oct September now #
I only want one day anyway , don't we ? #
Cos we're only going away for a weekend then aren't we ? #
A long weekend #
We're going , we're going on a Friday #
we're going on the Friday and coming back on #
we're going on the Friday morning and coming back on this #
Oh no #
we'll go on the afternoon #
and we're , we're going on the Friday afternoon and coming back on the Monday afternoon . #
Take Monday , take Fri take Monday off as well #
cos what we'll do we'll go out for a meal in the evening #
if we've got the money #
No , eat out somewhere I think #
just B and B , no , well Dot'll probably #
down there , you know what she's like #
Well if not , we'll go , eat out somewhere , it's just as cheap innit ? #
Look how much it cost us to go to that bloody restaurant with Chris and Keith #
not Chris and Keith , Chris and Dot #
Keith , Chris and Dot , no Keith didn't go , you me , your dad #
Chris and Dot #
it was only about a mile down the road that place #
through the sticks , right what do you do with this game then ? #
To play shuffle the cards and place face down in the centre of the #
playing surface #
Do you know #
all we've got to do is phone #
we'll phone Chris and Keith and ask them the best time for us to go when the kids are not there , and she'll tell us #
Yeah , well you check on that , but I think that'll be okay won't it ? #
Yeah #
Cor blimey that's tasty innit ? #
Breakfast breakfast I think #
did you have it quiet when you went ? #
Yeah , but did you have a big fry up ? #
Yeah #
That's right it was help yourself wasn't it ? #
Who's going first then ? #
We're going round this way , erm Gary's first I suppose then #
Right why did Victorians put skirtings around the table legs ? #
A to help men get sexually aroused , B to make them make them look like women's legs , C to prevent men getting sexy aroused ? #
That one was easier , it was orgasm or #
it's all the big words I look at #
I like reading them #
It's not it's A #
How are we supposed to #
B #
I don't get a go ? #
Sophia Loren #
Anyway it's number A #
Post , post courteous ominor ominer #
animals ,est , testes #
no , animal estesties means #
means A all animals are #
No , sad out of the bonking , all people secretly like to bonk animals #
all animals are tired after bonking #
No #
Yeah #
No at A he didn't want that letter anyway it was number A #
I'll give it C , I give C #
Gary hasn't seen er , shall we , Walk on The Wild Side has he ? #
Erm #
Got a #
What does , what does Lou , Lou Reed describe at the beginning of his song , Walk On The Wild Side ? #
Right , A , shave pussies #
B , transvestite #
C , wandering down Sidney Oxford Street ? #
Transvestite #
No , B #
I've heard of it #
No #
first one was erm shave pussy #
Yeah #
finger licking good #
Swap one card with a player of your choice , ah I swap with you cos I don't think you're the only fucker that has got one have you ? #
Other than me #
Well go to the top of the class for having an A , well don't tell them what we've got Shell #
It's gonna be a fucking long game and all , there's worse to come #
Oh I got a #
Yeah , I'm always happy darling , I shall want , I don't have black coffee , what was the other one ? #
We do in bed don't we , that's a little game #
ah , when we play #
I hide it and she finds it , she seeks for it anyway #
And glasses do you see ? #
Go on Gal give me a nice easy one #
B #
You'd of got the second one wouldn't you ? #
Touch her #
Oh definitely #
Yeah #
That's the one in Texas #
she had , she had the whorehouse in Texas didn't she ? #
Chicken , chicken something #
chicken ranch #
She was a pimp #
Yeah , she's a #
she's a firm #
Cos it was a chicken ranch , there was a programme on one night about it #
I'll got for B #
Basil Fawlty #
Yes #
I've heard it before #
Some of these #
What's that word Jul ? #
Just tell me what that word is #
just say that , how's that #
Ask Gary that question #
Right #
the female provarian no the female preference to male clothes , B , children , children's habit of dressing up in their own parents' clothes , C , a morbid fear of eggs ? #
E G G S you know comes out of fanny's clit #
no , go on then #
Yeah , but go on , go on #
Fanny , yeah #
No , A , a female preference to male's clothes #
Who's way #
me , that was me #
You asked if I'd got it that's how I got it , knew what it was #
It's twelve o'clock #
C #
C #
I was gonna go for that one , but the , the last one going was pretty good #
That would of sounded good #
They have haven't they ? #
Ooze means to #
ooze #
right , which is spelt O O Z E right ? #
means to make love in mud , B , use bodily secretions from one part of the body on another part #
C , move your feet slowly and sneakily ? #
No , C , move your feet that one was about another fucking film or something #
You need about fucking forty eight hours to get through this #
Paris so it's gotta be dirty innit ? #
Pretty serious #
I'll go for B #
B he's , he's gotta have more than forty , he's gotta have more #
Homosexual #
Yeah #
Let's see if I can read this one , I'm not reading all that lot #
Look , look at all that , fucking reading that out #
Mm #
No , I go for this one #
Is Miss Brit Ekland #
Ekland , talking about when she said it can handle a woman like a lift , he knew exactly where to locate the top button , one flick and we were on our way #
Warren Beatty , A , Warren Beatty , B , Stan Laurel , C , Tom Cruise ? #
Only one letter asked #
No Gary's got three I think #

Had to be a woman something liking to horses #
Have fun #
Fucking #
Fucking horse sick more like it #
C #
Gal #
We don't even need them do we ? #
Why did Japanese stop calling their brother Turkish baths , number , nobody understood they were supposed to be brothers , brothels , sorry #
and then the question , instead of the #
I've said the fucking question wrong anyway #
Why did the Japanese stop calling their brothels Turkish baths anyway , nobody understood they were #
supposed to be brothels , the Turkish government requested it , they didn't want to , to discriminate against the Greeks #
No B #
What was the wet dream for #
A , laundry day at Eton #
B , sex festival in Amsterdam in the early seventies or C a side show at Blackpool ? #
Yeah had to be Amsterdam didn't it ? #
Dirty bastards , oh god #
You can piss on coke #

A bit frosty weren't it ? #
Chuck us over a packet of crisps will you ? #
I'm starving #
Fish , only when you have a bit of sex innit ? #

I haven't even heard of her #
How long does it take to the nearest hour for snails to bonk ? #
for snails to p=bonk #
A #
Oh yeah #
Mm ,A , twelve hours , B , one hour or C , twelve , twenty four hours #
For snails to bonk #
A #
I knew it was that one #
Twelve hours just to get in the right position #
It is though innit ? #
That's before they started #
Must take him about two weeks #
Last commandment that is #
there's only seven commandments anyway in't there ? #
What's the other one ? #
Do you know he's just woken up then ? #
Yeah #
Mm #
not for that , I haven't heard it for that cos I've heard #
I knew it was definitely one of them #
I knew it was definitely not that #
That's three , six #
No #
What is a what chrom #
Two #
Two #
I was gonna say B #
cos when you said #
You've got an A have you ? #
No I'm not really #
Everybody's got three have they ? #
You had two chances at it #
What you've got ? #
You've got three A's have you ? #
A #
Yeah I like that , I like the sound of that one , but it's got a few big words in it #
No it's gotta be this one , I might have to get someone to read out the answers #
What were a crocodile's testicles and alligator's tail used for ? #
I can read the first question ,A , spices for cooking #
especial especially Dundee cake #
B , you fucking read that #
Yeah that's right anyway #
if I knew what that fucking second word was #
I , I wouldn't know it myself , so #
Give me one of your cards #
Give me your cards dear #
I had to do it that way didn't I ? #
That's , this one's easy #
He fucking wasn't erm ready , when that went up was he ? #
Once you get to nine you can't have any more letters #
Well that's no good cos you can't spell sex maniac #
Yes , so you can get , once you've got your tenth one , if you can make the word that's it #
Mm #
That's fucking smart arse is and all , this one #
Not like saying you would of got it after you did get it #
Here it is concubine #
woman cohabiting with a man to whom she's not married , second wife fucking hell that's er #
some we had , what was it #
dick must of fell off did you have the answer right or not ? #

Fucking hell #
Oh I dunno #
And that big bogey up your nose #
They were both castrated #
they were both treated with #
ex ,ex ,extrotic , no #
ex , yeah ,erotic for homosexual symptoms , they both had VD #
It's C anyway #
How did , how did #
they know , how did they know he had VD when he fucking died #
and they , they never even found , found a fucking body #
No got , no I've got all got VD as well , no all got VD as well #
Hitler's only got one ball , the other is in the Albert Hall #
his mother , the dirty bugger , a little #
What ? #
It's a serious day again #
It's like a feather thing innit #
on the top , Ken Dodd used to have one #
He did #
catch the pubes #
Give the player to your right one #
So , ask the question again ? #
Yeah #
I go B #
Reverse the directions of play #
Your go #
No , change direction , reverse the direction of play #
To Shell this is #
Your go Shell #
I said that though didn't I ? #
I said that answer , cos it , it #
No I said A , I said the one that you said , so I got that one right #
I've only got four here #
Er loopy loo ? #
A #
Double penetration #
Oh that one's not fucking clever is it ? #
Oh , I'll just say this one , but it's fucking easy ,what were the sex pistols ? #
That's fucking easy #
Yes , a punk group , that was one #
Who edited the , who illus , illustrated presidential report of the commissioners oh I wish I didn't have to fucking read #
this lot , I haven't #
No I said it was easy anyway #
A , L Camp , B , John Holmes , C Henry Kissinger #
No , L Camp , A #
No , that one's too easy innit ? #
That was an M I wanted an M , start with sex man cos I've got the L , got that one , got that one , got that one #
Yeah that one was easy #
At least I'm only two away from getting them #
two away from getting all my nine , then I'll just swap in whatever letters I want , pick out another one . #
How many have you got now ? #
You got #
I only need an S too and the C #

I'll go for B #
When , when the censorship was operated , in Hollywood , what did the amorous couple do to prevent a film from being censored ? #
A , not show their tongues , B , keep one foot on floor , C , profess love before kissing this one's easy as well , both of them are easy , because I've heard that before #
No , that's wrong , A it was , yeah B it was , that's right #
but the other one's how many lips does a woman have ? #
That's fucking easy , one , two , or three #
Fucking three #
It's gotta be three that's #
Depends if you're down all the time or not #
That's why there ain't many left in the country innit ? #
One , two , three , four #
five , six #
eight #
Yeah #
Oh dear #
Alright #
Which star did er Florida , police compel to perform without moving ? #
Elvis Presley , Linda Lovelace or Don Johnson #
A Elvis Presley #
Here you go Jul #
Yeah I know #
Should of swapped with me Gal , those two are the only cards I don't need #
Don't I ? #
Well I've got nine now #
Depends on which way he comes #
A #
Lager #
This is it ,what did Victorian men do to prevent themselves getting aroused while sleeping ? #
Do you remember this one ? #
A , tie a string around their penis B ,sleep with their penis in in a bowl of cold water #
C , play with themselves before going to sleep ? #
Answer A and probably C A #
No , and probably C #
They probably fuck and play with themselves anyway #
No , the answer was tied string around their penis , their penis #
but they probably played with themselves before they fucking tied the string round , no #
says , it says A and #
probably #
look , look #
it says A #
and then in , erm things , and probably play , play with them , the other one was erm who slept with naked woman on the , either side of the test with foul of #
upside down Ghandi #
You would of got that , you would of got that #
Done with #
I need three different letters now , no , if it , if how many letters , I need four #
Cut up meat #
cut meat weren't it ? #
Got three , three cards now ain't you ? #
I'll go for C but it's B I would of thought , I'll go for C #
A is it ? #
No , I ain't got sex , he has nearly sex #
Fucking hell , these are too easy this is you , you might not get #
who said she was a , as pure as er driven slush ? #
Julie Andrews , Olivia Newton John Tallulah Bankhead #
that's what it says , torn unless you that , unless you wanna say difficult #
No , it was the C one #
Tallulah Banks , Banks something #
Yeah #
I've got the nine have I ? #
Yes I have , game innit ? #
I've got his #
change his innit ? #
No , but I'm asking #
I only need about five #
How many letters have you got ? #
all different letters have you got ? #
I was new before I met you #
No I don't know #
no , there's only one set E in sex fucking hell this is the one I wanted #
he wants it as well , you need this one Gal ? #
Yeah , this one , cos he knows quite a few ,thi , few things about films so I won't say that one #
that one #
In order to still his sexual passions Sir Frances took an unusual wife , what was unusual about her A , she was made of snow , B , she had no vagina ,C , she lived a thousand miles away ? #
A #
she was made of snow why do you think #
fucking cold made in fucking #
I only know that one for being a decent driver #
See fucking chin chin #
mm , slows traffic #
Slows traffic down #
Slows traffic down #
He's dead ,they all go over him fast then kill the bastard they go #
Yeah ,Jun , Jungle Burger ? #
Was it Jungle Burger with a #
Oh #
dick , going along and sing #
Eight , no , no it's not , it's erm ha it's the first one eight #
Twelve #
No #
Gal you need this one to match #
These are both fucking easy , you should get , you should get this anyway #
What happens to a male bee after he mates with the queen ? #
He mates with another male bee , his nob gone #
his , his nob drops off and then he dies , he has the bees equivalent of a cigarette ? #
Yeah alright #
yeah right #
this one , this was other one what has Cher got tattooed on her backside ? #
A pink #
a pink shuff shuffalot , lent or something #
the words Son Sonny side up #
or sunny , yeah #
right ,or butterfly with a flower ? #
Yeah #
No you haven't got that one , see , that comes in handy , now you've got ten you've got to get rid of one have you ? #
You need to have #
you don't need an , that E , one of these you can chuck #
and er one of them #
one of them #
So you've got sex #
so you've got the sex and you've got , you need an N , that's all you need innit ? #
Oh you need another S #
you haven't got an N #
You can have my card #
There's nothing that I want though for spare , cos I've probably got it #
Somewhere , swap another card , oh #
you've got to swap one to the left , Shell #
you've still got nine though haven't you ? #
No he just had to give me one #
I've got two of them , three of them #
You might as well swap with me I've got the most #
One , two , three , four , five #
six , seven , eight #
Your go still ? #
Swap it #
No , what #
How many cards you've got altogether ? #
shrivel don't it ? #
If you go in the freezer #
if you go in a freezer and it shrivels so then if you go in the fridge #
you've gotta #
Sticks out more #
Come on , we're gonna have to hurry up #
After seventy nine , one , two , three , four , seventy nine #
Shit #
Yeah , she don't give them away on that #
Who the fuck's Berk and Hair ? #
I'll give a guess at him though #
What was that ? #
Yeah I did tell you the truth #
Mm , I want another A , I don't want any fucking more Ms , A #
Shell would know this one #
Who said I thought #
of losing my virginity as a career move ? #
Madonna , Clive James or Miriam Stoppard ? #
No #
Yes #
Yeah , mm , mm well quite an easy one that #
that's easy that one as well , fucking hell both of these are easy #
both of these are easy #
rave up do you ? #
B #
Get rid of one that you don't want , don't forget there's two As in maniacs #
that's alright #
Do you need one letter or two letters then ? #
This one's easy #
That's , that's easy #
that's easy #
You're winning now babe , come on #
B #
I've got two fucking Es that I have #
You don't need this fucking one #
Not unless you want four Ms if you've got nine you can have #
Yeah I've gotta find a question who condemned the war between the sexes as being just a joke ? #
Clive James , Bonnie and Clyde , George Orwell #
Wrong #
B , George Orwell #
How comes I get down to four then ? #
change cards to the person to your right , that's you #
can I just #
Go on can I just have a look #
Stephanie Stephanie #
Oh #
Do it again #