#
Oh aye . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Eh ? #
Giving him some beans . #
He said he , yes he will . #
Or else I'll kill him . #
Sit down mate . #

Yeah . #
Nowadays wanting to work on Saturdays and I said right I've had enough Friday . #
Yeah when I finish on Friday George I've had enough #
you know ? #
Bloody messing about . #
So how long , how did it take to get to town then George ? #
Eh ? #
Couple of hours . #
? #
That , that big job you were supposed to go on abroad never came off then with all this blooming #
aggravation they had over there ? #
I see they're still Saddam Hussein's still flipping messing about as well . #
He's got to get rid of all that flipping #
Factories for making weapons he's got to #
otherwise they're gonna flipping crucify him . #
The man's a flipping maniac . #
He c , he c he couldn't , it don't matter what he does , he could never win a bloody war . #
He ain't got enough blooming #
See the old aircraft carriers and destroyers are standing by again . #

Is Craig still DJ-ing then ? #
So he's doing well is he ? #
Oh gawd . #
That's the trouble with the youngsters mate . #
They make the money now and it goes like flipping water . #
They don't realize sometimes there's hard times to come . #
You want something put aside mate . #
I've still got them two speakers here , he wanted them . #
He hasn't said any more about them . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
well he can afford . #
They cost me three hundred and fifty , they're brand new . #
And I said to him you can have it for two , two fifty . #
You've saved an hundred quid . #
speakers #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
gonna have to save like mad then to buy them . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Adrian and Andrea are alright are they ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Have you started or you started ? #
Mm . #
So your firm's busy , ? #
Not busy ? #
The same as us everything's slow now . #
We've had , we we had stock in our blooming warehouse since what November ? #
People didn't want it . #
It's only now just started now . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , we could have done without all this bloody hassle down there . #
You know ? #
Do the whole bloody place up . #
Mind you the firm that was in there Blue Bag I mean they abused the bloody place they did . #
They knocked it about something terrible . #
So I mean sooner or later would have been had to to do , do up you know ? #
And these people decide whether they want the place , and the ideal place for them . #
Whether they want so #
Yeah I ain't , I ain't done any work here rea really since , you know done up the place . #
Well you seen it last year when you came and saw the garden and #
the back bit #
I've only just tidied up the front again last weekend . #
Got it all sorted out . #
Course with the winter and everything you see you can't do much outside . #
You've got to cut all your grass in the the back there but and with it being wet and #
And I've got to roll it again with the roller . #
You've done the patio have you ? #
Is your grass come up alright in the back now ? #
No got fish for it ? #
Oh . #
Yeah , water lilies and so on in it , yeah . #
It's all fenced off ? #
Yeah . #
Course in your area putting up the fences . #
I've put two trees in down the back . #
I've put an apple tree down one side and I've got a victoria plum on the other side . #
So I should be able to have some plums . #
I've still got a bit more to do , you know ? #
No . #
It takes time but #
eventually you do it , you know ? #
Sort itself out . #
Where's that dog ? #
Oh . #
Yeah that's the baby of the house . #
Mm ? #
Did you ? #
It died ? #
She died ? #
Put her down . #
Too old ? #
She was a lovely dog though . #
So , you know , so loving . #
Yeah er this one's the same . #
He stays down here at night and he won't go if Joy went up to bed he won't go with her . #
And as soon as I get up I say you coming ? #
And he's up there like a shot . #
You know ? #
At night sometimes I'm sleeping and I put me hand like that and he comes up and lays right across the back of my pillow . #
Yeah . #
He's ever so clean though . #
Benjy ! #
Benjy ! #
Come on . #
Come and see dad . #
Benjy , come and see dad . #
Come on . #
He skips over for the bloody #
There's one there , there's two over there . #
Sometimes he hides it down the back of his seat here . #
Chucks it down the back . #
And he knows , he knows where they are as well . #
Yeah I ain't been for blooming ages . #
Oh I used to do I used to do Bradford Wakefield you know ? #
And they took another driver on and he does a lot of that , the runs there you see . #
I mainly do now like Nottingham and Mansfield and Leicester and Birmingham all round that way you know ? #
I don't even do now . #
Mind you I could now . #
until you get to London #
I mainly do round the midlands now . #
Which suits me fine . #
to run all over the bloody place and #
Here you are #
Come here . #
Come on #
Don't you lean over , I'm not scratching your tummy . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yes . #
He's a babe . #
His dad's baby . #
He's dad's baby . #
You've gotta pick him up like a baby . #
You coming with dad ? #
Are you coming to your dad ? #
That's because he don't want me to go to work . #
It's not , no it's hair you know #
normally a dog can well it's bristly isn't it ? #
But this is all hair this is . #
And he's like a teddy bear . #
He's a teddy bear . #
He's a teddy bear . #
Oh he'll have to eat when he wants to eat . #
Who's that , Joe ? #
No I j I don't think Joe , I saw what's her name ? #
Erm Mi Michelle when I was going to the bank . #
Debbie . #
And erm she said she'll tell Joe and they'll probably pop up . #
They may come up tomorrow , I don't know . #
I don't think it's , they're going before don't think he's going before Tuesday . #
What ? #
That's where he keeps biting it and scratching it . #
That's what it is , it's scratching and biting . #
I doubt it . #

What was that D D D ? #
That stuff wasn't it ? #
I mean that stuff spots . #
Thing is he might lick it mightn't he ? #
something to put on it . #
Did your uncle George sneeze ? #
He went atchoo . #
He went atchoo . #
Is your white boots alright here George ? #
Your white boots . #
Use them at all ? #
No he's packed up . #
He's like me . #
I ain't touched my bloody saxophone since we packed up . #
Yeah . #
Well Viv is stopping in , you're going to town . #
We've got to leave him then Joy . #
We've got to leave Ben here . #
leave the doors open #
No . #
Now you're putting in bloody flower ponds and all that sort of thing . #
Water lilies and #
I mean it's like my garden out the back there . #
I mean he runs up and down , he it used to be lovely , all the grass . #
Well it's gotta be done again , you know ? #
Cut and #
and rolled again you know and so on . #
You can't do much in the winter , I was saying to George . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I mean I done all the front here last weekend #
Oh yes work's never finished . #
You'll always find something to do . #
Like I say I'm getting some erm #
some corrugated mesh from work when they've finished building and I'm going to do around there as well to stop stop him because you know they've got holes in the fence and he jump #
when you put him outside he goes through , you know ? #
So I'll put some corrugated , you know , about that #
height . #
That'll stop him then . #
So , yeah . #
Well he's a blooming nuisance he is , at times . #
He digs up the bloody garden round the #
back and you ! #
You ! #
Where's Viv , upstairs ? #
What , in there ? #
Should have gone upstairs . #
Got a nice little keyboard upstairs as well for Joy . #
Yeah , a Yamaha . #
E S R forty eight . #
Yeah . #
. #
Come up and see it George . #
Oh . #
Joy you decent ? #
Or indecent ? #
And if you're indecent #
I'm alright . #
What's this jumper on the floor ? #
Come on George . #
Oh the last time you were here I didn't do the bathroom either . #
done all the bathroom . #
Do yours . #
Yeah . #
I try and do a little bit of everything you know #
I ain't a bl builder or a carpenter or a chippy or a tiler but as I say I I I plan it out , always plan it out how I'm going to do it . #
And I take me time . #
me two weeks to do it I'm gonna do it and then when it's finished it's done right . #
You know ? #
You'd better take that brolly with you . #
My big golf brolly . #
Fair enough . #
Or take that smaller one . #

Cigarettes . #
Is that still switched on ? #
Switch it off . #
and take you all up there ? #
Well #
Yeah . #
Yeah what whatever . #
Yeah , go in a mini . #
It'll be easier to park it up then . #
You park your car somewhere . #
Eh ? #
Over the road where ? #
In front of #
Are you ? #
lift the car . #
See you a bit later . #
See you later . #
Bubye . #
I shut him in . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
That's where they normally put them . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I don't know . #
It's quite a few . #
I mean for the price of that bed , I mean you couldn't go far wrong though . #

Yeah underneath , yes . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I went to fetch it in the van . #
In that little van . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
He left just before . #
Mm . #
six . #
six . #
I , I , the trouble is with me #
I don't like to get stuck in the place on the same open road , and I like when I go on holidays right #
I like to get out , you know #
do things out , you know , this is me , because this is what a holiday for me is , is all about get away off the regular routine of #
you know , thinking they will , oh christ you know what am I sitting down here for doing that anyhow , I could of been done that at home before I didn't have to #
That's how I look at it #
Oh I go down beach for a few hours really #
I mean which we did the last time we went we went down the , the beach and so on down the #
we had the old beach beds and we eat out over there #
and it's really nice . #
Got a car then you can go everywhere #
Yeah ten , ten quid #
a fiver #
Erm Los Aldos #
It means the height #
If you're enjoying yourself , enjoying myself I mean , we like to go you know , like place like museums see the history of the place you know #
things , I mean where we went to #
we wanted to go to the erm where they make the wine and so on #
Bristol Cream Sherry , factory #
It was right there and you know and #
Yeah #
yeah #
Yeah you can drive down , drive from Marbella to Gibraltar it's all along the coast beautiful seaside sceneries #
it's all these #
place are #
and , what is it , an hour and ten minutes ? #
Comfortable easy drive . #
To , from Marbella to Gibraltar and it's places that you can stop all along the way #
Yes #
king this and king that and prince #
they come in with their big #
some of those , some of those yachts there #
make the Britannia look like they should #
Oh Christ you're talking #
yeah #
I'll tell you what Viv if you went across there and you see them luxury boats #
We went , we went up the mountains er a fabulous hotel #
that , we went up there as in actual fact we were looking for certain place when er the postcard we had wasn't it , wasn't the cows given us trouble and we went #
and then we started speaking to this chap and say we were looking for this place where the erm , they sell all this food and so on , what's the name of the place , he said oh he says it's finished , so he said you know where the er , we said er where's somewhere good you know to , to go and have a nice sleep , and he told us about that place up the mountain where we went , where we all went the last time #
Auck Auckland and we went there and we went into this restaurant well believe it or not , I've never seen food like that , I mean Joy asked for a leg of lamb , I didn't say leg of lamb , I had the cod pieces #

Oh Venavae that's right , yeah and the chap brought over a whole leg of lamb #
yes #
oh dear #
Yeah and we had , we had , what for starters you know #
prawn cocktail #
liqueur and li liqueur after that and I things like and how did it cost us ? #
It must of been about what ? #
It weren't a tenner each , must of been I would say about six quid each #
Four quid #
Yeah #
Most days #
you would #
they were all share drop down the sale #
and when we went back again he'd even , I know #
it's #
one night , it was like , but , even better than our #
and old #
you know #
round the sides where they've got the drunks tucked up old steel rails all around #
if , if , if , if , it'll take you , what is it that'll take us to go up there ? #
Before #
maybe two hours #
and know you can do it in less than an hour , right to the bottom #
to the #
Yes which is nice #
Yeah #
in a big open square #
You get the #
Yeah #
Yeah #
Yeah #
on the Peonies on the Peonies #
that's right #
Yeah #
The stallions #
Absolutely , the things they get those horses to do . #
Yeah #
Went in this yard this place had oh lovely gates and I walked through straight up to the house and ring the bell , and it's #
Yeah , yeah #
down here and you've gotta turn right at the #
he got his car out , beautiful Mercedes #
Yeah #
took out and showed us how #
I mean you want to see his house I mean it was set back off the road and you see the people pull ploughing #
you know round the entrances #
and then , they , how they've got their money from their own blood , not everything up there you know #
It's not the sort of place I would like to live and have #
True #
That's right #
I don't know #
my boss you see my boss isn't very workaholic at all #
he's in there every morning before eight o'clock and he don't leave there much before half past six , sometimes seven o'clock , and then the workers goes in on Saturdays and if he knows there's nothing to do just walk around a crowded place and #
but I mean he's a millionaire , and that's how , I mean this is the difference between probably between him and Joe , I mean he don't depend on money to come into this #
cos there still an #
so great in running different #
and so on , every month their money is straight into the bank all their cheques come in straight into the bank so he'll , you know , and I mean our pla , and the whole of the site nearly is let out for different people , you know , which is money coming in all the time #
you see ? #
But I mean you know he's a workaholic and he expects everybody to be the same and then he works in there by the time I get there in the morning he works , works solidly right through until I leave there at night , you know . #
Half past ten #
Yeah but , yeah but you see #
no it's a , it's , it's , it , it , it is not like that I'm making an excuse , I always think ahead and look ahead right , now I've got a phone in my cab , all the other lorries have , you know , a mobile phone , right , how he know I'm supposed to give the #
drop off at half past ten right , that's #
if I finish on road in the #
right , they jump in my cab and I decide to drive away and he phones and then he #
can you get the so and so erm #
driver for me on the phone , so he calls me up , oh we've got load of them he said #
I get back to the phone many time later you know see , I can't #
be late , because then I would be lying cos I'm just home and I want to get #
pick up so and so , so and so , I know , you , I think #
drop myself in the #
you know #
Whereas if I had a , a , a phone in my cab , right and he , and he phone me etcetera etcetera #
at night , ok #
it will need for him to phone the firm then because he got me direct #
Well I see #
But as I was saying to George the other day #
and , and , and #
you know , he's that sort of bloke , he's a very nice bloke and he's got a heart of gold and he's saved us no end of the money ain't he , since I've been working for him ? #
This is what I said #
so I suppose one counteracts the other #
compensates for the other #
They don't find drivers #
I have to do blooming miles and miles , #
suffer all this sort of thing , you know . #
I wouldn't of got to work . #
I would never of bloody did that time , every time she says anything is about the sleep night that we had . #
I blooming late night #
Cluedo #
Me hat and me coat me jacket and me hat and me , all sorts #
We use to dig er , we use to dig er , we use to dig er , dig the old ice box over with the drinks in it , ice with the orange juice , and gin and tonic and all bloody sorts #
Sangria and we'd have it , yeah #
Alright they don't want to go to Chesterfield then we thought they could come here , look after the house , look after the house the same as we'd look after it , and Val said this #
I made up me mind #
holiday , cos I've got four weeks holiday to come now , this year and that's not , that's not #
counting the Saturdays and Sundays and so on #
That's your heater . #
That's because I #
you have not tidy though . #
The old #
I say you only have to take something , cardigan #
it get's , it get's cooler at certain time of day and it heats up again #
bacon #
don't need to buy eggs , eggs over there #
duck eggs #
And this is what , this is what we like to do you see enjoy yourselves #
We like to go out #
Yeah #
Yeah #
yeah #
yeah #
We bought these , we bought , we bought these up the road er , they've got a big er ceramic place there , any imaginary thing at all you won't #
Not , not the Rhonda I mean oh yeah , I know where you really mean , yeah #
no it's , it's up from Venice , Quan #
yeah #
and this big , yeah #
just half of that is a fiver #
Yeah , but it's still a #
you see , I , I wove the basket #
I , I and I sew this #
and #
I bought it only cost be about what , I think we said er , what less than a pound each , them two ash trays #
and er I saw them on a rack and they were #
cups , and all to go , to go with it #
That's the same #
Plenty of ice , yeah #
yeah #
Yeah #
Oh yeah #
When we go down to the market and erm , what they call it #
Bwangdirola you go round there , right #
One , the one section , one section of it , it's all women clothes and lace ware and beautiful clothes and so on , you know it's a market but you know and little places of pottery and so on and then the next section you go down this old market , there's a old big square and you walk on there and you're talking about , you go to buy avocados over here , you're buying sixty and seventy pence for one , and you're paying sixty pence for about bloody six over there #
and they're bloody great big things like that . #
Yeah #
and you know mushrooms are so light #
half a kilo #
Cherries and grapes we got #
cherries , strawberries , grapes the bloody lot , seedless grapes , grapefruit #
Yes that right #
I don't know how they arrive at all their bloody prices over . #
Yeah , oranges , they're beautiful oranges #
Lovely big grapes #
beautiful oranges #
squeeze them #
fresh orange #
yes #
Yeah , yeah #
Mm #
Yeah , it's fabulous #
But you see the parts of these cars now , right , like erm , what you say Nissan and blooming Toyota's and so on , right , they've got their factories open here #
if you went to Burton-On-Trent I think it's Toyota , you ought to see the size of that blooming place , er it's right huge where they're manufacturing cars , eventually , well probably now parts of these are , are , are going to be cheaper . #
They're going to be cheaper for the English market but they'll have to put on their prices for the export market for those that are going out #
the company expect this #
but don't these Japanese factories who their idea now are , are they about to tend #
Ford's are blooming , all these people are #
are gonna start suffering #
Because they're too , because they're too blooming expensive #
When is Easter ? #
Yeah probably he has to scratch #
He did have one today all morning #
came down , I think he came down and all of a sudden #
blop , he was back with him , he stays out there all the time when #
come down . #
Have you , have you been in your garage yet with sold on , what you can sell and what you can't sell ? #
Oh well you #
half a bloody greenhouse #
you don't wait until the last #
because I say if he's got a key and he can get in #
yeah #
oh #
Yeah he's got a key #
to be there #
so he's not allowed to take anything out #
well if I were you I would start sorting out if there's anything good in there that you can make a few bob out of #
you can sort it out #
you sort it out and #
I tell you what #
half #
and that's what he #
they'll get into the , they'll get into that garage right , so they look and see things they didn't know that they can make money on #
Tell you what if they've got a hydraulic jack in there , several people have to buy it off him , the boys will buy it off #
What , the jack ? #
Three ton ? #
There , I'll tell you what , the garage , were always looking for blooming things like that , that's what they want to #
after that you want to put all your , wanna put it in a box of , and see what you #
selling and then if there's anything that's #
then you won't #
I don't know what he took , no one here , full stop , they can't say well he can't say well I left it here either and he's got any proof #
you sell them it and make yourself a #
yeah #
I've got bloody drills here and all sorts you don't want a #
Oh that reminds me as well what your #
how you getting on better down , you know , your poll tax business , are you getting any relief on the cheaper unit ? #
You're not ? #
Is that true ? #
Yeah #
If , if , if , if it's , if it's , if it's , if it's two of you living in the house right the poll tax isn't paid by one person , it's each person is , is responsible for their own poll tax #
No , if one's not working and the other one's working , the one that isn't working's supposed to get relief on it #
Mm #
Yeah #
Er how could I , I mean , is there a #
I mean there's so much of money coming in the house every week #
Yes , but this is not , yeah #
this is not a #
this is er , this is er , erm , how do they call it ? #
I think it's imposed by , by the laws of England #
right , this whole tax business , this is not a thing when you incur the #
they've stuck on you , right so I mean alright , I'm paying , I'm paying my food #
if you work it out this year , right , Joy keeping her dole right , this one , say #
having this whole thing out , right , she'd pay right , I bring home wage , right believe it or not I'll tell you it's about between a hundred and eleven and a hundred and fourteen pounds a week , that's forty and ten , that's a hundred and fifty pounds a week , right , now if she got to pay poll tax out of that , right , what she's getting which is twenty odd pounds a month #
I've got to take twenty odd pounds a month , right #
that's forty #
Yeah #
yeah #
yeah , plus your rent #
yeah #
so this is what I'm saying how come that the she's still got the poll , we have to , got to pay poll tax at that rate because she's not working #
I don't know how , I , I as I say I can't figure it out how they work it out though because I mean are they #
You would have been , you , you , you would have been better off paying your normal rates as you used to pay #
than in actual fact because they're making a #
Four hundred #
Yeah , they're better off paying the normal rates #
and they've stopped this on you and they expect you to pay all this amount of money I don't know #
Yeah #
So , so , so much per day #
or whatever it is , yeah #
yeah #
It might be , I think in actual fact during your er , I think it might be a waste of time , but I think it's probably advisable to try and find out a bit more about this #
Yeah #
Yeah , a hundred and eleven pound a week #
I , I tell you what #
I've got more money , I've got more money than that and after I've been , after , after I've paid , after I've paid the tax #
out of that and my National Insurance contributions , that's all I come out with #
No five hundred quid #
You ought to shop him for the income tax then #
Last word will be #
I said oh well , what #
I said to him well where the receipts to prove this paying this taxi , right #
well which , or which taxi firm you've been using #
and they get #
for the taxi books as well #
because I'll tell you what when they send a probe in , they go through every blooming thing with a fine tooth comb #
er #
Yeah #
You see , I mean , what happens is erm #
If , if , if , if Jersey right where I used to have the , Joy used to have the house #
because this is once a year , there's not #
right they knew exactly how much money I was banking , how much money was going into the bank , I #
they always say , they always turn round and say well the bank is not su supp supposed to divulge how much money you've got in the bank now , now how did they have any #
ah ? #
I don't know if they do the same over here #
where the bank is not suppose to disclose how much money you've got in that #
income tax man had go #
because you're suppose to declare what you earn #
for a year and pay the tax out of that #
right #
but how did they #
When they start probing you , they go right back and I mean they went back what ten , twelve years didn't they ? #
Yeah yes #
It's the #
seemed that the police and we've got a #
in theft and fraud and #
things like this , but regards to the fact that when , when something is sold to somebody right , erm , and then a , and , and the person who's selling it receives the money , I mean the person the police can't do nothing at all about it unless fraud comes into it #
Yes #
Then you've got to pay half the bills #
I think that , I think in actual fact , that the only thing really to do is if he doesn't want to be himself do something else and then he won't do it ever again #
He should sign it all over to you and say alright I'm relinquishing all responsibility #
Yeah #
but you see #
yeah well then #
no #
And that was on the house ? #
Oh well #
No he can't #
I didn't know whether he had two loans or not or whatever it is because #
that if had relinquished all his responsibility regarding the mortgage and so on and signed it over to you , then you could have turned round and say alright that's it , I'm going to sell the house #
and if the house was , and if the house is , if say for argument sake that the house after you've sold it , you've only your , er fourteen or sixteen thousand pounds to pay then and you've paid that off , right , and the house was sold for about forty thousand #
right , you've made yourself a , your , twenty thousand anyway , then you could probably buy a , a nice little two bedroom bungalow #
for about thirty thousand or something like that and then go back to work and just pay your own mortgage off #
but a , as I say if it's , you know , if he gotta pay off all this money first well #
Good #
No #
but all the things , everything that comes now comes to Mr and Mrs , you know ? #
Yeah #
Which is if I'm a #
They only #
It seemed that #
what , you see , what , what happens you see , I mean all my re all the transactions here are done through banker's orders you see and the banker's orders they , they won't know who , who ever it is going to be responsible you know , but you've got to put down the wife and , and yourself , see #
but this is where , where it goes back to the , to the house #
as Mr and Mrs you see ? #
Yeah #
No #
Yeah #
Yeah , I mean the boy gets , the boy gets as the boy gets older obviously the council will look into it because you can't have a wife sleeping in the same room #
as a boy , therefore why don't they #
I know , I know #
bloody stupid , look at him #
Yeah but as I say it's the same as when you know we come over when we went up to the #
the place , I mean , the chap down at the housing down there , try to say to me we made ourselves homeless #
I said how can you make yourself homeless if you've been evicted ? #
You have made yourself #
you , you , you , you get , do you we've never owed rent #
we never owed any rent , that was done through banker's order as well #
to , to #
I would like to say #
The truth #
Yeah #
Yeah #
Yes #
Has he left that job ? #
I thought he was saying , I thought he said he was gonna stay in that job #
Oh yeah #
He won't get a reference #
see for reliability #
Yeah #
Maybe one will send you #
See you later #
Yeah #
when , don't forget what I said get down in that garage #
yeah , and #
and sort it out , let me know and then I will take it down to work #
Okay , yeah #
To , to , to get down there and try helping themselves #
Yeah first thing in the morning #
Yeah , yeah , yeah #
You know they have the , you know the big banks #
You know they keep hatching it out #
Yeah the kitchen people , yeah #
well they're not doing much #
What's that ? #
plastic bag full #
Yeah #
No we don't #
no we got #
That's right #
there's me #
there's Trevor #
there's erm , darling #
And Brad #
there's Charlie #
right #
right , we should have some big bowls as well , you know , then we'd gone #
so #
No , not I'm going in the ! #
To you . #
Is he supposed to go the opposite way ? #
Ge look look , look , get down ! #
Look that's it he's having a fit Joy ! #
She's #
What ? #
Did I ? #
Well that's the first wash it's had all week ! #

We got roast beef we got the most important #
Who's doing that ? #
I don't like it in a glass , it don't taste the same ! #
I don't care ! #
Not a problem ! #
I know . #
dry . #
God ! #
I want a good card here . #

 #
That's a bit of luck ! #
Four #
Twenty nine . #
Mine's in the box Joy ! #
Ooh ooh ooh ! #
Ooh ! #
And your ace is no good . #
Don't do nothing . #
Tuppence . #
Twelve on there and then you'd better put my two on #
and make them look very extra specially good ! #
Yeah , two . #
Fifteen ? #
Fifteen two in his hat . #
And his and his sp pack #
That's your lot , there's no bloody more ! #

Gotta a penny . #
Well all men are the same , slow ! #
Didn't want that one ! #
Trouble is they're moreish . #
Terrible ! #
It's as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike ! #
Or a chocolate fire guard ! #
Chocolate fire guard ! #
Twelve . #
Oh , ha . #
Twenty six . #
Nope . #
Seven for three . #
Mhm . #
Nine . #
Twenty nine #
for one . #
Ohhh ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah , I would of done . #
I thought , well I knew you would , you'd be sorting something out ! #
Change six . #
see that thumb ? #
You know where it'll get stuck in a minute ! #
That thumb ! #
Shut up ! #

That's the sound of a that's a sound of a worried man ! #
Five . #
No , I think I'll change my mind . #
No . #
Twenty . #
No ee #
Three . #
No . #
Seven . #
It's #
I can see that #
Well I'll tell you what , it was , it turned out to be for . #
Dozen . #
Seven and two's nine , and six , is fifteen two , fifteen four , fifteen six , six is a dozen . #
Your lucky I've got six . #
Ahh ! #
no . #
Dear ! #
Yep . #
Needn't look no more ! #

Ah ! #
Come on ! #
Joy's box . #
You're just lucky you've got the two ! #
Got nothing at the moment . #
Gosh ! #

Come on Derek , go on ! #
Ohhh ! #
Who's gonna have them ? #
Yeah but it's like next week ? #
In the box ? #
I could of put the eight along with that one . #
I #
This is no #
I've got nothing in my hand ! #

 #
One four . #
Twenty four for two . #
Twenty six . #

Ahhh ! #
Eight . #
You'll , you'll never get #
half the winning profit ! #
I bet you did ! #
Ten . #
No . #
I don't see any #
Yeah if you get #
Oh ! #
Give that woman , two P ! #
Twos and twos is four well I'll add it up and with #
any luck it's me . #
Eight , nine , ten look ! #
Eight yeah . #
You've only got one six to go with your nine #
Fifteen six and two's eight . #
Yeah , we'll give you eight for that . #
Yeah . #
We're only three holes , two holes in front of you . #
We just had a dozen ! #
Yeah he is . #
He don't miss nothing I tell you ! #
Liar ! #
That's all they are at the minute cards ! #
Well they're getting a true language on this , I tell you ! #
Cut that pack Stewart . #
Yeah . #
Now . #
Ahh ! #
Might help the box . #
Fifteen and a flush for two . #
No . #
Seven . #
Again . #
Aha ! #
Just one hole ! #
What is that one ? #
Did you ? #
He did , he did . #
Put it in the box then . #
Two . #
No , not enough #
Mm . #
Yeah but we got three hands against their two . #
Oh no that isn't . #
Yeah I know , but we got two hands against your one . #
Don't want to get too big they won't know how to spell psychological-el ! #
Did you ? #
Monosyllabic oh ! #
Oh God , not . #
What if I have ! #
Excuse me ! #
Don't be subservient ! #
Eight . #
Thirteen . #
Thirty . #
Eight . #
Yeah #
four . #
Twenty eight . #
No . #
No it's a king . #
No it weren't #
That's right . #
Ten , we're gone . #
With just one hole for you . #
Four . #
Sixteen . #
And . #
Ohhh ! #
This one's on the #
Yeah eighteen , four pence each . #
Money , money , money . #
Yeah eight pence , four pence #
each innit ? #
We're not playing eight #
pence each ,ye , yeah we're halving it . #
What have we just said ? #
I'm learning to do #
mechanics next ! #
I shall stop my milk round week after next ! #
She won #
it again . #
Right chaps ! #
Eleven . #
Nineteen . #
Twenty seven for six . #
That shut you up mhm ! #
No . #
No . #
Six . #
And one for that one that's it . #
Fifteen two . #
Yeah . #
I love them but then they're very #
drying aren't they these ? #
We've just have #
Ahhh my God ! #
Sausage , bacon , egg , black pudding , chips and peas . #
Yeah . #
Then we have blackberry and apple crumble and ice cream . #
It's good for you . #
Do you say so ? #

Look for that bit . #
See what #
flavour . #
Twenty one . #
Four . #
Noisy ! #
Eighteen . #
No , no ! #

We leave him standing ! #
Have you ? #
We haven't . #
We we went racing Saturday . #
Penny went in and had a twenty to one #
as soon as she got there she had a twenty to one winner ! #
Me and Pam bet the same horse and didn't know , and we had a ten to one winner ! #
Yeah we did have a good afternoon . #
Had the old . #
Thirty one . #
Ten . #
Eight #
Eighteen . #
Oh ! #
Oh that's alright , she gave it back ! #
Yeah . #
Ta ta . #
Three only me #
Three holes and a go . #
You just had the wrong card there didn't you Stewart ? #
Mm ? #
I had a six here . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , but what #
about beautiful , lucky and rich ? #
Do we call in twenty of them . #
Thank you ! #
That's right . #
What ? #
yeah ! #
That one . #
Better be #
the right one , instead of #
Oh ! #
Eight . #
Twenty seven . #
Seventeen . #
Nope ! #
Eight twenty eight . #
Hang on ! #
Twenty six for two , and five's six per eight . #
It's erm Stewart's #
Yep , alright . #
Clear , clear the glass up . #
Two for twe , twenty twos . #
No , you're ain't , you're bloody one in front ! #
How can you be one hole #
behind when I'm ? #

Gotta cover the . #
We could make bodge if #
Don't hurry ! #
No I do #

Don't really like it , see , like I do . #
I like it . #
got . #
Fifteen . #
No . #
I nearly had it #
again ! #
Twenty four . #
Have you ? #
How many you got Stewart ? #
That's enough . #
Fifty four , five , six , seven , eight , nine , ten , eleven , twelve , fourteen . #
Ooh ! #
That's good ! #
Ooh you've got enough . #
Is it second time round ? #
Yeah . #
Have we ? #
No . #
have we been round ? #
You liar ! #
You don't know your head from your arse ! #
What else ? #
Just hope you remember this ? #
No I might take it home , I like a six if you're gonna get #
a glass ! #
Ooh I'll tell you what that's better than that . #
Yeah I can tell . #
Yeah #
That tastes much better than that one ! #
That other one's chronic ! #
Heineken . #
If I buy #
Yep . #
Cos we're winning ! #
Thirty . #
No ! #
Fifteen . #
Yeah . #
Twenty and eight . #
Twenty and eight . #
Thirty . #
Run your deuce ? #
Eleven . #
No taunting ! #
Eighteen for three . #
. #
And again Derek . #
Just take one . #
Yeah . #
I hope you never win the pools #
about . #
Ha ! #
Fifteen two , and two's four . #
Doing a duck #
She keeps getting two . #
Come on ! #
She did . #
I've got a feeling that's wrong , cos I've changed #
my mind . #
I'm putting a three in , so you better put a two in . #
Help out the nation's you better put a two . #
What have I #
Ahh , I had a queen in it as well ,we , did you ? #
Nothing ! #
Thirty for four and again . #
Five . #
Yeah . #
Six seventy #
nine . #
Twenty nine . #
I've only got look two , two ! #
Yeah , I should think so . #
Now that's a lie ! #
We said we're going to #
Like a milk float . #
I can do sixteen mile an hour now , instead of eight . #
Come on ! #
Aren't I lovely ? #
Eight , twelve . #
Sevente , seventeen for three . #
Yes . #
We'll buy this one Derek , #
Thirty . #
Four ! #
Three . #
Oh that's a shame ! #
Ah , that's a four ! #
What are we on ? #
I shall pick up a lot more in a minute . #
Two's eight . #
Fifteen two , fifteen four , five , six , seven , eight , nine , ten two's twelve , and one's a little thirteen . #
You're no need t , to check that ! #
Fifteen two , three , four , five one , two , three . #
Tell you , while your gobbing we get going ! #
You'll be auctioning that bottle by the end of the night ! #
The way we're playing . #
Mind you he hasn't had a very good partner though ! #
He keeps going off into cloud cuckoo land ! #
He gets excited when he gets two ! #
Shut up ! #
Five of clubs have been laid . #
The wonderful there is . #
Six of diamonds . #
Oh . #
Ten will do . #
Two fives . #
Twenty four . #
Yeah you #
want a seven . #
Go in #
cos I've got them all in ! #
Just try to bluff #
just tr . #
Nope . #
Good #
Thirty . #
No . #
No . #
Seven . #
You want two holes down , you might get two holes now then . #
Yeah . #
Oh he's got a few ! #
Ten tens , it's not bad . #
Nice one ! #
Two three . #
No ! #
Oh ma ! #
Your hand , you got the #
hand . #
Yeah I'm ready . #
Oh my God ! #

There's yours . #
Strange ! #
Shut up ! #
Oh ! #

Not a lot ! #
Ooh ah ! #
No ! #
Mm . #
Did you put that one on of mine ? #
Ohhh ! #
Oh that were a shame weren't it ? #
Oh yeah . #
Yeah , you . #
Eight yep . #
Takes a bit . #
teen . #
Three . #
Done , and one for that . #
Mm , one for that . #
Ain't got a lot there ! #
No . #
Since it's been in nines . #
See how much you want ! #
Lucky in love . #
Well you see the thing is we're supposed #
to do these at home I said well it had been twenty hours or nothing cos me and my old man don't speak ! #
I said to Pam can we take over your house and do some taping for me ? #
She said , well you'll get a hu , a hu #

Ooh ! #

Hang on ! #
K Y T V , what's that ? #
No , I wouldn't ! #
Well it's the biggest load of rubbish , people don't really live #
like that ! #
Well it isn't even good acting ! #
Oh Ben ! #
Let's give it out of ! #
What's the name of them all the Emmerdale #
I often have dinner with Barbara Knott . #
A day up in that Manchester Studio . #
No , I weren't , I weren't there . #
Bloody disgusting ! #
Yeah , your #
last dozen in the bin . #
Ten , fifteen , twenty . #
The gone out . #
I'm not playing #
any more . #
What's the matter with you ? #
Got verbal diarrhoea ? #
Verbal #
Now we've got him . #
Thirty . #
I've gone . #
Nope . #
Ooh ! #
Yeah one each , cos erm #
Yeah , terrible ! #
He's just excited , you wanna see him when he got twenty four in his hand ! #
He'll never be able to count them ! #
That's four P . #
No it's not #
it's your box ! #
Cos you had twenty four , which is two twelves . #
No I'm kidding him ! #
Oh you're getting another one ! #
Twenty nine's the top hand . #

Pop sockless clerk ! #
Have we finished all this grub now ? #
They gotta be finished . #
Do you want these three nuts ? #
Oh I don't believe this ! #
I don't believe these stupid hands ! #
It's my box this time ! #
Come on , sit down then ! #
All tools are wet , round and ? #
No ! #
You're cutting ! #
One and eight it's a queen . #
Nine . #
Twenty and eight . #
Twenty eight . #
Yeah . #
Twenty and eight . #
No . #
Twenty nine for three and a go #
four . #
Ninety eight . #
I can have one for you . #
I . #
Seventeen . #
Seventeen . #
Seven , thank you . #
Tuppence . #
Well I looked #
I thought I'd lost #
Er , yeah you're right , you're fined #
Twenty two . #
, look my men ! #
Look my men ! #
Can't be a ! #
Oh my giddy aunt ! #
Go on ! #
Oh . #
Oh , gotta bloody spoil him haven't you ? #
Well he got you a . #
Three . #
No you shouldn't ! #
No . #
Fifteen . #
Seven no . #
Twenty nine for three . #
Four #
No . #
And again . #
Yep . #
They're going into . #
Ga , no ! #
Twenty nine . #
Yeah we got one . #
Right , fifteen two , fifteen four , five , six , seven , eight , nine , ten , eleven , twelve #
eight #

Ooh ooh . #
Look , look , look ! #
No , you ain't having it ! #
Cheater ! #
Not that I put in ! #
Sorry ! #
Three , four , five #
and a king I put it in . #
Oh easy ! #
All these are looking nice ! #
Ohhh ! #
Oh ah ! #
Ah ! #
Are we ? #
It's our box . #
Well it is #
tur ,tur ,tur , turning turning . #
Ours . #
Jack ! #
Jack ! #
Ooh ! #
I put a five in . #
here we come ! #
Ooh ! ooh ! ooh ! #

No , twelve and nine's , twenty one ! #
It was you #
started it off ! #
Eighteen . #
Eleven I'll #
go that way . #
Three and a go , cos there's #
no aces around #
Four , five , six . #
Right , can you do #
Nine teen . #
Thirty one . #

 #
For one Derek , you got one there . #
Yeah . #
That's right yo come on Stewart ! #
Oh God ! #
Well #
yeah ! #
Fourteen ! #

 #
There will be , there will a troop across here ! #
No . #
It could happen ! #
You might stop us pegging ! #
Don't you ? #

Wah wah wah wah wah wah ! #
Ay ! #
Ay #
up ! #
I put one of them in the box ! #
Oh ! #
Two . #
Don't half make for me ! #
Eighteen . #
Twenty four . #
Did you see him #
playing right ? #
Twenty six . #
Nope . #
I'm go , I can do it . #

Four . #
Oh shit ! #
I ain't got very many #
Well if you'd have got eight , nine , you'd been in ! #
Yeah . #
No , it's alright . #
Ahhh ! #
Well you had twelve . #
That was nearly a #
Two . #
I gave #
you that . #
I didn't intend to . #
Oh big deal ! #
That were hard work for a penny ! #
Yeah , well that's right ! #
We told you , you always gob too much ! #
Good God , they are rude ! #
We have #
You had what in holes ? #

Yeah , it's me ain't it ? #
No I don't ! #
racket ! #
You could win this you could win it all back at once . #
Ooh you bugger ! #
He's saying nothing ! #
Oh I'm ever so pleased ! #
Get out ! #
Put that back ! #
Yes you do ! #
You never looked ! #
Ten . #
Ain't got a lot there ! #
I knew you'd do that ! #
I'm gonna give her the chance , twenty four for two . #
Six . #
What did you say the score is ? #
No . #
Nine . #
Ooh ooh ! #
Yeah . #
Put my eight in the box and she went to go and grab it . #
Oh yeah . #
I got fifteen two , fifteen four , two's six . #
I put my eight in the box , look ! #

Four . #
Look at that ! #
An hat ! #
And , her hat ! #
Get your hat on ! #
No , I shall keep talking ! #
You were better off when you were talking ! #
Well don't put that one there , cos I don't wannit ! #
Oh yes I do ! #
I've got enough without it . #
He's been a bloody fairy ain't he ? #
You do this . #
Is it hard ? #
Very nice ! #
I got soap to put in my bloody ! #
It's all over ! #
No , . #
That's not a bad card . #
Yeah . #
Thirty . #
Eigh eighteen #
Have we all gone ? #
That's a nice little card though that . #
Fifteen two . #
That's it . #
That's right . #

No . #
Yeah . #
It's all the old potential . #
Well it #
don't matter , it don't matter , nothing for potential ! #
Fifteen two , fifteen four four's eight and four's twelve . #
Twelve . #
No , , I'm waiting for my pay up ! #
So put yours on Derek ! #
Stuck in the muds . #
No you haven't have you . #

Oh my God ! #
Is he hard to live with or is not ? #
There . #
They're there . #
Yep , they're there . #
I've gotta put that #
I've got a . #
Seven . #
Ha ! #
Seven . #
Nope . #
Fourteen . #
One #
for you . #
Yeah , I #
should think , seven it is . #
We knew what were in there before you even opened your hand up ! #
We did , we #
We knew what #
We knew which of three already dead . #
already got one ! #
Drop dead ! #
I mean #
Oh it's your #
Eight in the hole . #
And . #
Well it's not an effort it's not an effortism for a then is it ? #
Nor an effortitism ! #
Neffortiti ! #
Neffortiti ! #
He isn't . #
He's peeping ! #
Yep . #
Jaws ! #
Yours ! #
Yours ! #
Sixteen . #
Another six is fifteen . #
Twenty and nine . #
That's right . #
It's alright he , he's watching you ! #
Seven . #
Ay hup ! #
Seventeen . #
Thirty one for four . #
Ooh ! #
Seven . #
Again . #
ah ! #
! #

That was a good one weren't it ? #
Bloody hell ! #
Thank you . #

Yeah , . #
I don't want no more , I've got enough here . #
Great ! #
Why didn't we have that one ? #
Ten . #
No . #
Ooh this is my box coming now ! #
Ten . #
You . #
No . #
No . #
Twenty #
five fo , for three and a go . #
Ooh ! #
Two holes . #
Two kings . #
Two hole . #
Doz twelve #
and hung up thirty . #
Yeah ! #
Cos he's got one for his hat . #
Somewhere . #
I won't pay you cos I've got a dozen . #
Mm . #
No I don't pay you cos you #
No , this is home . #
What again ? #
yeah #
Fifteen two , fifteen four and two's six ! #
Ooh and it's your . #
No ! #
I can only make two , Derek can make four ! #
Or six ! #
It all depends whether I take it or not ! #
You hand one day it was twenty nine weren't it ? #
Who's box ? #
How many do we want ? #
You better peg two and half ! #
You better peg #
three #
beautiful ! #
Bootiful ! #
Come on , stop your chattering ! #
Is that what you want ? #
Now it's up to Stewart , whatever he blooming took ! #
If you want to . #
How many do we want ? #
Six for two . #
Half a six . #
Eighteen . #
Same as mine ! #
He doesn't even know he's got them ! #
Ah ? #
Put them in the box ! #
Put them in the box ! #
Erm three and a half each , that's all . #

Three . #
No , you got a two , get out ! #
Oh dear ! #
Do you want another one of them ? #
Or do you wanna play Knap ? #
I'll sort the cards out , you'll know it . #
Five . #
There's five cards . #
Yeah #
then yo , you have a one you have a for a penny . #
That , yeah . #
And then if you can go , you go three with eight four with , four without , five . #
Two . #
And if somebody's going you keep your king double . #
So it's everything else #
That's right . #
Yeah , so the card #
can't have three with it , you gotta go three without . #
Yeah #
Go five . #
Napoleon it if you've over called . #
You have to lay your lowest trump card first . #

That's right . #
Yeah , but you see if you call #
We want a pi , er pot for the #
Yeah , that'll do . #

Yeah it is . #
What's that ? #
What's that ? #
That's your hand that's the peeper . #
That's your hand , that's the peeper . #
Yeah , well we know that ! #
The first one that you lay is the trumps . #
Three ! #
Nine to the ace . #
You in Derek ? #
Yep that's , so we're all in . #
Hang on ! . . pay to have a look . #
And if you're going you have to share it when you got #
the card . #
I'll try a three ! #
Three . #
Three . #
Three at me , right . #
Oh ah ! #
Yeah ! #
Yeah . #
No ,yo , that's yours . #
I reckon she did ! #
Good though weren't it ? #
The way she was hanging on ! #
But she's waiting . #
Yeah . #
Excuse me ! #
Five , yeah . #
And then you have a first look , but you don't have #
No , cos she #
paid me . #
No . #
Just get on with it ! #
Too right ! #
You can have it ! #
sometimes . #
No . #
Cos you won't forget it , #
Four without it ? #
Come on then ! #
One you got ! #
Two . #
No #
na , no , we're watching you . #
No , yep , yep , no , nobody followed . #
A three . #
Three . #
Sixty . #
We , we all put it in the box , we don't pay other . #
Yeah , you've got to . #
And when there's four of you playing i and you get down to the last two or three card . #
Yeah . #
I hadn't got #
nothing else to #
come back at you with . #
And somebody put a three #
behind me . #
We take ours . #

I never had one ! #
Oh well I'd better #
Three P . #
No , that goes #
To me . #
Derek , you've bloody #
you've put all the cards down ! #

Stewart . #
Phone ! #
That's it ! #
That's it ! #
Knap . #
Oh ah ! #
No . #
Me . #
Only me to see ,yo #
at all . #
I'll let you , two three . #
Cos I'm dumb ! #
Mm . #
tonight . #
One . #
Two . #

How many #
How many shall I put in , sixteen tens ? #
Yeah , that's right . #
Coffee , please ? #
I'll yes three please . #
No . #
We have one . #
I picked I picked up . #
Which a which is the P cup ? #
That one ? #
I'll have to guess in the pack . #
Daren't whisper it , Derek . #
No . #
She's a . #
Oh yeah ! #
Yeah . #
Weren't one of them Cookie ? #
Keith ? #
? #
I didn't know that . #
Mm mm ! #
Do you hear about that young girl killed in Rushton the other night ? #
Mm , said that #
Yeah , thought it were Wendy's children . #
Who which were it ? #
There's no end of bouquets out there on that lawn ! #
Where she were killed ! #
Two boys racing up er , Chester Hill . #
Killed her on the top of er , Chester Road , the bendy avenue ! #
Yeah . #
They were racing . #
Yeah #
Saturday night ! #
She left three children on the edge . #
That's what I say , you don't realise you took the dog for a walk #
you get bloody killed #
do you ? #
Yeah , they went #
No , the daughter took them out to erm look at the . #
They thought it were Katy , they went up to Ra , er , to Wendy's at half past eleven #
at night asking for Kozo's #
Yeah ! #
You know the South Avenue ? #
You know the South Avenue ? #
That was right on that corner it had been #
it went they were racing like that , and a car come that way , so went that way #
and went straight through the garden and all the the time and all that he'd spent and he went straight just through the garden and knocked her . #
Went past the garden , they didn't find her for thirty minutes the little girl ! #
But the mother #
hit the front of the car and she went that way , and she finished up in the hedge #
just so that they found her but she was unconscious . #
Oh yeah . #
Well #
Oh they'll #
just get the back of their hand slapped ! #
That's right , that's it innit ! #
It's awful ! #
It's crazy innit ! #
The world's all topsy turvy ! #
But they thought it were Wendy's daughter ! #
And they went up and asked Wendy for photos . #
They were out walking the dog ! #
Half past nine at bloody night ! #
I expect they were only a pair of kids ! #
Passed their first driving test ! #
They ought to make it so that they don't have a car that goes above twenty five mile an hour I reckon ! #
Yeah you were saying . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Bloody hell ! #
Yeah . #
They don't you know who they're looking for ? #
Those people who parking on double yellow lines ! #
Down by the river , turn right at canal . #
Yeah . #
Aha . #
Leicester . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Had to go round again . #
like the sea isn't she ? #
Joy , Joy told her that . #
I don't care as long as they know them so that somebody else has got some responsibility , she said I just can't be getting away with it and and , and erm being irresponsible . #
you pushed it back a bit hard I expect . #
Ah , I should keep them cut #
right down then . #
Yeah . #
Where's that at then ? #
Yeah it's alright . #
Yeah . #
Like the one with the rib through it ? #
No . #
Begins with W dunnit ? #
Erm oh God ! #
It were Gill that had the fire brigade up that night weren't it ? #
When she set her bed alight . #
Yeah till four in the morning , she put #
her blanket on about ten . #
And went #
Yeah . #
When they #
They looked at her all when they pulled her sheets and blankets all back , the whole mattress is all a , all glowing #
All on fire ! #
The whole lot ! #
No ! #
No , no Auntie Annie used to be a stickler on #
how we talked ! #
You know ? #
It's only a little thing but it's shows you how everything's changed #
because #
Well no it's #