#
George George . #
Want a scratch ? #
Mm do you want a scratch ? #
Come on then , there , I can't reach , come on then , that's a good boy there you are you like that ? #
Gonna give us a kiss , give us a kiss then , come on . #
Give us it , give us a kiss , that's a good boy . #
There you are #
ah #
There she blows , it's your mama hello , yeah we've been up half er , since half past , about eight o'clock yeah , we'll be round at nine o'clock , okay , bye . #
You don't look very well this morning ma . #
Well we're not as far this way . #
yes love , come on then ma , can you manage ? #
We're only just walking in here . #
In here , don't run . #
That's why you can't #
there you go ooh it's lower than what I thought it were . #
I said it's lower than what I thought it were #

hello #
well I think it would be easier to go straight down here and walk out other door , one of other doors , it's not as far I don't think , the way I've come it's not , it's quite a way like what er #
it's twenty past nine , appointment's at half past innit ? #
Tesco . #
Mm , he didn't wanna go to work . #
I can't I'm going to er #
I told you they wouldn't be in . #
Yeah . #
Cos usually never in when I ring . #
Mind you , I don't I , I think it were yesterday morning I oh no it were Monday morning . #
Is it tea you're after ? #
Do you want tea June ? #
I wished you'd make up your mind . #
I can't shut door #
Which teapot is it ? #
Oh what's up with this ? #
What ? #
Mm , it's not bad . #
You can feel it , it's #
Told ya , I know when I were in hospital I had that stuff on me you know it were terrible even though it was #
even though it's about seventy degrees all time it still felt cold #
Do you want the settee pulling up a bit ? #
Er sit down I can manage with it #
It'll not set fire . #
It's a hell of a long wire on that phone int it ? #
Oh your teapot's like my arse how much sugar want , one ma ? #
Eh ? #
I thought you said three that er , them teabags are not very good are they ? #
Them tea bags . #
A cup of tea ma . #
I've shut the door now I've finished running about #
You know no matter what I do it's always bloody wrong . #
Says er last night who went and got a bath and left every door in the house open #
Yeah , it's alright for you , you were in a nice warm bath , I was downstairs . #
Mm . #
Mm #
It's nice . #
I'll probably go gas , when they get gas down there the only thing that #
What for ? #
What happened to the other fire grate with electric ? #
It were a damn sight better bloody thing than that . #
No it weren't ma , it were , it were it did its job , that was keep your heating up , cos you could blow it up and it #
ten minutes and you couldn't breath in here , but that #
yeah but look at #
you've got to buy your coal now June and loo and I mean #
where I used to put two , two bags on a day , and have it up at number five and six we've got it on one bag a day and it's on nu less than number one . #
I've seen I've seen it been down sub zeros outside and it's been eighty degrees in our house . #
I said to 'em over there I says er have you er moved in then ? #
Got settled ? #
He says not quite he says but , we're , we're nearly there . #
He says to me he says to me he's , I've been two or three time while he been int garden he says every time you come in here you lock your car , he says why you're only int garden , I says well I've lived round here for a lot of years , ha ,I says and when you've lived here long enough I says you'll be locking your car every time you get it out . #
He says why ? #
I says because things go missing . #
You , it's a habit I've got into . #
Yes , even if I go anywhere , if I go to , go into a shop I always lock the car always . #
The point , the point is you know it , it is a deterrent #
There's nothing wrong with Colin's . #
I'll have a look at it today I don't think it's anything , from what she told me yesterday , I think it's electrical . #
What firm ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Where's me cigs then ? #
You should , we told you you should of had a little dog like ours and it could of ripped them up for ya . #
We don't get bills . #
Oh . #
Don't bother coming this week . #
Cancel your appointment #

What's the matter ? #
That is #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Aye , I'll ring now . #
Who's it from ? #
Well . #
I'm not touching you with your #
Well move then . #
Extension what was it ? #
Were it ? #
Can I have ex extension please ? #
Hello er , I'm phoning on behalf of Mrs Ada er she's got to come in for a scan on the fourth of February , nine o'clock , now we've only just got back from the hospital today , cos she oh , she had to go today for one , yeah , and we've just #
got back home and the post's been in between time and we've just got this letter for her to attend on February , I wonder if there's , if you've had a mix up ? #
Pardon ? #
Ultra radio scan or something , yeah oh yeah , so she's , she will , we've gotta keep that appointment , okay then love yeah , okay bye , bye love . #
No you attend that one ma . #
It's a different type . #
It's a different type of scan altogether . #
So er #
Do you get a free meal like ? #
Oh . #
Will be on Tuesday ? #
Coming what . #
no ma will #
No , no , you're not , no I'm not , well pay us next time . #
No . #
No listen #
save it in case we run #
if we , if we #
I'll get it next time . #
That's alright . #
Well , it doesn't do so bad . #
We will mum when we need 'em #
Bloody hell I might have pools up and win a million pound this week , what the hell I wanna take your money for ? #
I'm not . #
Ha . #
Oh . #
Ah well #
That's what we're here for ma , that's what we're here for don't need paying #
Aye #
Well , mind you June don't know what the hell she's ringing me half the time , because she bloody rings and , half of time it's #
Don't they go to er , school today ? #
Oh . #
Mm . #
I don't know where they are because #
I shouldn't I shouldn't , even so doesn't go with him well it don't look like there's anybody in . #
Yeah #
I don't know our , our , very rare we'll ring em John was down well the same day as she dropped that little potty off for our Kay #
and he said she was poorly . #
Yeah #
No #
They'll be round er father's or somewhere daft like that or at their Geoff's mm #
Mm , probably got some work to do , on car mm , puts cos he don't like Friday night . #
It all depends what he's doing ma . #
I mean er , I didn't like er that Friday night it were hor horrible shift , cos half the time you used to turn up , only half a team would turn up and you'd be expected to do #
er job with half a team and and it couldn't get done properly . #
You will #
leave chair where it is , just to give it #
We'll sort it out when we get to it . #
Before we beep we'll go down in our car , bloody hell it's three times smaller than Pete's so I'll get it in our bloody car #
Dish cloth . #
There ain't one , there's that sponge . #
No , well #
Mm , why did Steven kidnap ? #
Or why did Stef kidnap well I , you know I can't understand this girl , because she's been in er , I mean she must of seen him when , when he's approached her to buy the house #
so surely she must be able to give him #
Yeah but , I mean but it's right on #
motorway link so #
Well he's not , he's not forced to do , he just might know the area , I mean , all he's doing is sticking to er places just off the motorways int he ? #
But er I mean he's come from Birmingham up to Barnsley it's only what a hundred mi well is it hundred about ninety odd mile ? #
But the thing is she must've seen him . #
Yeah , but I mean even , even so , she , she has met him once before and she must of seen him when she's gone to the house for him to kidnap her . #
Alright he's probably blindfolded her after that , but at least she should have some kind of er #
you know I mean it's not just one of them surely she could give the police some indication of what he's like #
Mm , mm I'm sure , has he still got car in garage like ? #
What girder ? #
Oh that big one . #
But what the hell did they took that ? #
It , I thought they gonna leave the key . #
I mean it's alright , but nobody else can get in damn garage #
I'll have to tell him when he comes . #
He still should of left the key here I mean there's no #
you know , I mean even if #
if they're leaving it one , just for one night , there's not , it's , it's easy enough to just say I'll , I'll put key on windowsill and #
last year . #
He'll come out with it , you know . #
Aye . #
He won't pick the names , he he picks up , it's the ones he already knows . #
No , it's only a checked it ,I don't think it's contagious , really . #
this morning . #
He won't . #
Yeah . #
Oh , he'll go out the door , one day . #
He's just had a fright . #
Colin . #
Never goes near him . #
I don't think , I don't think sell him . #
I don't think you'd get what you paid for him . #
It's like everything else , you've always summat else to bloody feed . #
I don't think you get attached to birds like dogs . #
She'll disappear . #
They're very very #
We've always had cats , always had cats , when we lived at and we moved into and we'd had this one cat years , it were old cat . #
I wouldn't say it was ready for popping off , you know what I mean . #
It were always fit and we were only there a fortnight , three weeks disappeared . #
And yet #
I think he did . #
I think she'd give the dog away as well . #
Saw him coming . #
Don't lick . #
years ago about Beryl . #
Karen there's no need , no need , you're needed at bloody home . #
Will you settle down . #
None of em will #
If no one will go down there at all and and sit with their mother for a for a couple of hours . #
More thought of . #
It's still there . #
It's #
It's more expensive to use . #
Come in , and shut that door . #
Go over there , no don't , she won't go outside , keep them on there . #
We tried to #
And Margaret's dad , when they , when my kids were little would never take our kids anywhere but they #
And always relied on one or the other , I don't #
I don't care which one . #
But they would never take 'em out for day #
But they would fetch 'em and pay for them , and I even today , you cannot buy love . #
And it's proven my point , our Dawn wouldn't even think about there . #
Our our Corinne goes round when she got to . #
Goes round weeks ago . #
Who's gonna stop then . #
Yeah . #

they are , they're all like that . #
All of them . #
Yeah . #
I think Colin winds you up summat chronic #
And instead of just #
Ignoring him . #
You don't , he and he going through bloody #
But ,I mean , er , #
He thinks a lot about ya #
Yeah . #
Aye . #
No . #
No , don't do any more . #
any more . #
You've got enough . #
Don't rip 'em . #
They're to blow your nose on . #
I know , but you're wasting 'em . #
It's alright like that . #
You're wasting 'em That back door shut ! #
Go and tell Auntie June to shut the back door . #
Else she'll be missing a bird . #
June . #
June . #
It was . #
Did it frighten ya ? #
Aye . #
Flies round your head , you know . #
Oh aye , gets stuck in your hair . #
He will get on your head an' all #
He's got what ? #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Behave , bloody scratching . #
Bloody big , stupid sod . #
And Barney's in bed . #
He he's in bed . #
Mm . #
Come on , come on , throw them over there . #
Watch me tea , now . #
Do what , love . #
No . #
Now , watch that tea . #
Are you ready . #
Are you doing alright , are ya . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , but one per cent 's a hell of a lot you know . #
It's a penny in the pound . #
Yeah , once you get it back up to #
Yeah , well that's #
It won't be , it's not forced to be a building society . #
Oh , well , it might be Abbey National . #
Ah . #
Well that's o that is a finance company and not a building society . #
If it says finance , it doesn't mean a building society . #
Nine times out of ten , it's a finance company . #
Same as er , Mercantile , and #
Yeah . #
We've dealt with summat Wagon . #
Scottish Amicable . #
Asking us whether we want to borrow some money . #
Yeah . #
It won't be dodgy . #
But you can always , easily find out #
All you do , is pick the phone up and and get , oh now , what place do you ring . #
I forgot what place you ring , but we're find out , and you ring up to see what they're , what the company's like . #
You know , if it's a variable company . #
Things like that , you could do that . #
Yeah . #
Well . #
You see , the only trouble with building societies is , it's the same when you buy a pigging house , they put the money on what you've actually borrowed every year . #
Well , finance companies only , you only get the interest on what is left . #
That's the difference . #
And between them both , you can , you could I mean you take a ten thousand pound out with a mortgage , mortgage , and you could end up paying what , twenty thousand , twenty four thousand back . #
Well , finance company . #
You , you borrow ten grand or twenty grand whatever you like to , and you get a certain amount put on that , and that's it , it's fixed . #
You don't pay no more . #
Say you'll , you'll you'll get twenty thousand five hundred , that , if you buy , if you borrow twenty thousand just for er round figures . #
You borrow twenty thousand , and the interest payments works out #
very high #
It's very high , you know , the interest payments are very high , but for that money you've borrowed you'll only pay say , just for a a figure , five hundred pound back for that twenty thousand , five you know , #
five thousand pound , not . #
But if you borrow it from a in er mortgage company , you're gonna , you're gonna borrow twice that , you gonna have to pay twice that much back . #
Forty grand , you kn that's the only difference , and #
No , they won't send a loan shark . #
You you can tell loan sharks , straight away , because the A P R's about twenty seven per cent . #
Ma maybe twenty nine , even thirty , depending , but if it er , mind you I don't know , because it's a long time since I had a look at 'em . #
But , you know , when you when you borrow money , you get er , an interest rate , don't you , over so many ,yo you've got to figure out ho how many years you're gonna pay it back . #
You know . #
If you say , oh , we'll take it over ten years . #
Well you've got ten years interest to pay , ain't ya . #
So you pay the interest for for nine years , and they start paying your loan off . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , because he was in , paper , waste paper , and the fire insurance on that must have been colossal . #
Yeah . #
But er , I can't understand why , because I mean , let's face it ,he he's only using fibre-glass and they're not that flammable #
Oh , yeah , yeah . #
Yeah . #
I , it's health and safety , yeah . #
Through the health and safety , but . #
Yeah . #
But , after saying that , #
what you gotta do , is make up your mind , what chemicals you're gonna use #
and then find out all about #
them particular chemicals and then submit it to the , the insurance company , what them's the only chemicals you use , and the company said this and that . #
Yeah . #
And they still #
Well , he has just flown about . #
I say , he's just flown round bloody house , #
Yeah . #
It might be dust out of his wings . #
Dear me . #

In two years . #
Now , if that had been a finance company , I would have paid a damn sight more . #
Thirty seven , per cent #
That's round about thirty-seven per cent , innit , somewhere around there . #
Makes more . #
It's ridiculous , you know , mortgage payments . #
When you think of it . #
Oi . #
I don't know how they get away with mortgage payments like they are , because , you know ,it it's totally unfair , #
I mean , alright , we know you're handling large lumps of money , but when you think of it , if you , if you , borrowed it at a different rate , you know , same rate as you could do finance , 'cos which I think the government could do it and make a profit at it . #
You know what I mean . #
Instead of having all these different mortgage companies , Abbey National and that , the government have er , have er , a whatsname to do it , they're wouldn't be half and a quarter . #
I mean , it happens all over the world , you know , in in the in the especially in the whatsname countries . #
Communist countries . #
Everything's owned by the by the government and er , I know it's not a right good thing , like , but if it could work properly , it would be a damn good thing . #
I mean , communism in England , #
in it's in it's proper form would be a wonderful thing , but er , it's on because er , it's only the rich people what make people poor . #
The say as with damn education , like , at bloody Tory sods , they took all blinking , we gi for al for all these people what's going to college , every time they drop on holidays they've got nothing to keep 'em . #
So I my opinion , what this government's doing is stopping stopping the lower class , well I say lower classes , the lo the the #
poorer people , they stop 'em getting educated . #
That I'm I'm almost convinced . #
It says , everything they're doing , it says , is going back to the eighteenth century , when you hear about these Kath Catherine Cookson days , working for pennies and you can't get educated #
They're cutting back on education . #
They're making it so only the rich can be educated . #
I mean , our Colin's there waiting for a grant and what's happening . #
Sweet nothing . #
Now we're , it were in bloody paper last on Thursday , they don't get nothing when they're on holiday . #
I mean , how the hell they supposed at eighteen year old without a job . #
If they have a job , they don't get no grants . #
And how can you have , hold a a job down #
And do education at same time . #
No , you'll rip it . #
Aye . #
Get up here . #
Off the grant . #
For twelve months , now they don't . #
And where can you get that bloody kind of money , only corner . #
Well , it's forcing the girls on to streets , ain't it . #
corner . #
The only way you can start a business , is by starting it without insurance #
straight off your own back , and then , you know , after it's running , get insurance . #
That ho ninety five per cent of firms do that . #
I mean , look at laddo round there what's been broke into . #
He's no insurance no insurance whatsoever , 'cos he couldn't afford it . #
Well , a thousand pounds not a lot , Karen , but er it all depends what the , what what you gonna be insured for ? #
I mean , even that , you're gonna you you gonna be insured for breaking in and break-ins and #
That's what I mean , so what you're actually getting for your , thousand pound isn't a lot of money . #
Yeah . #
I mean , you imagine somebody breaking in and setting fire to a trailer . #
What for car ? #
What how how comes that , then ? #
Oh , aye . #
Soft top , yeah . #
Well , I mean , look at our Connie's . #
Three hundred and eighty for third #
I mean , when you look at it , it's for a third party fire and theft . #
Christ , that's gonna be a thousand pounds on a full comprehensive , just about . #
Well , I I I'll promise not to fondle . #
I don't know . #
Tell the truth innit . #
How it goes . #
He won't promise . #
No , I don't . #
It's a big piece . #
That paper . #
It's only one like you had for #
Wet your fingers #
Might be dust . #
Aye . #
Benji . #
Yeah . #
It's got some cream in it as well ain't it . #
Suppose to be a but I mean #
Keep it clean , there's only them two buggers . #
Aye , you go in there and it's empty that other #
I know , I see it . #
Don't work . #
When what ? #
Oh well . #
You don't know how green , how green the grass is until you actually stand #
Well , get off there . #
You'll end up with a smack bum . #
No , he eats it . #
What's that , that that young girl here says they won't have nowt do with them at all . #
Any relations . #
I know . #
She's is his cousin . #
She's his cousin . #
'Cos I says to her one day , well why don't you ask yer , your relation , if he'll er , if he'll give yer a job . #
Give us a job , she said , he won't even pass the time of day with us . #
I said , well , I , there must be summat there , out there , she said no , he said , she said it goes back a long time . #
But er , she says , never even speaks to us . #
And if we if if we ring up , he puts he just puts the phone straight down , soon as you tell him who it is . #
He said , I , she said I can live without him anyhow . #
I found some Mighty Muscle in garage , you know . #
You know that big round tin . #
I , not how much is in it , but it'll probably be about that much in bottom . #
Get away with one . #
You won't , as far as we're having to buy coal at that price . #
You know that big round tin ? #
I don't know how much is in it , but probably be about that much in bottom . #
Get away with one . #
You won't while we're having the buy coal , at that price . #
He probably will . #
Especially if this mild weather stops . #
But it is mild today , ain't it . #
Get down . #
It isn't . #
You're crackers . #
You might , and then again , you might be a millionaire inside three months . #
Yeah . #
Oh well . #
Oh , it probably will be . #
Oh we can always lend you a couple of ten pences . #
I know we're hard up , but you can ten pence . #
Oh #
Yeah , might . #
You might . #
Who ? #
Aye , the #
You've , you've got to , but how the hell get it , if he don't get paid up front . #
Well , wages , #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
He needs somebody . #
Yeah . #
You might have too much in bank for family credit , that ten thousand , it's only eight , innit ? #
Oh , I don't know . #
It's like everything else #
Oh . #
No . #
Why don't you get a free put on market . #
Oh aye . #
Mm . #
No . #
Bloody ridiculous . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , because if ya , if ya , get it before ya start your business . #
You've still got it to pay as soon as you get it . #
There's always summat else you can go and do . #
No , you'll be , you'll be stuck to it , all time , and it's not good for 'im . #
And it kills your eyes welding . #
But as he said to me , why don't you go welding . #
I says , the point is I've got bad eyes as it is , #
what's the point in making them worse . #
So , jump in me box , and I ain't jumping in me box blind , for the last ten years . #
I'll manage the way I am . #
Aye , #

Yeah . #
It might go well for the first three or four months , and then all of a sudden we might have a lapse in a few months , #
you could be struggling to keep it above #
and especially , you know , these bloody big firms , they do not like paying bloody bills . #
I mean , you could have as as much as two or three thousand pound owed to ya , but your business will still go under . #
Because of it . #
They don't look on them things , how much you've got owed out to ya . #
I know . #
Let's hope he gets off the floor . #
It's a risk with these buggers , what's in power , aye , it's no matter what whose in power . #
I think if labour gets in , you'll not get it tough at all . #
I can tell you that , now . #
Yeah , but what he means by six is , he gets the jobs done quicker #
That's it . #
He probably will have six later on , if he gets it off , but the thing is , I mean , he'll need somebody to drive wagons round yard , and half the time ,y you know , he'll be sat doing nothing , scratching his nose . #
Them's the people he's got to be wary of , the people that want a job , but don't wanna work for it . #
There's a hell of a lot in Broadway and Stainford , #
round about here . #
Yeah , but I mean , working for a mate , is different to working for a firm . #
You know , I mean #
Aye , you'd better jump in bed with him , #
Yes . #
Get settled . #
Where's Gavin like , is he with Colin ? #
Don't make sense . #
Ten days . #
Could be ten , between ten and twelve days , couldn't it . #
Well , you'll have to wait while #
He's like with everybody , ah , give us a cuddle . #
If you're cuddling me , you won't move #
It must be the summer what does it . #
It won't matter whether it's born on your Margaret's birthday or not , it still won't get nowt . #
Who's it for . #
Oh . #
I thought it was that wife . #
Norma . #
Pack one , her . #
You have to lose a race now and again . #
I can't understand your cross . #
Cannot understand or something . #
Their as different as chalk and bloody cheese . #

Yeah . #
oh shit . #
No , it's not er , it's so much I mean , he's at work all day ,and he works all bloody hours that God sent , when they want , when they got down , #
and what happens . #
He's got to build an office where he can go and let , sit in it , can't abide #
Summat wrong somewhere . #
Yeah , it's convenient #
Yeah , but she's got all the shares . #
Aye , not with Bl not with #
Yeah . #
Oh , aye , #
Exactly . #
Yeah , well he is , what ten years . #
Thirteen years difference . #
Yeah . #
You see , she's just coming into her prime , and now he's he's just leaving it . #
Don't work . #
The only thing , time that happens is , that is you hear about , #
if yo if one's fifty over sixty , #
then it works . #
But when your younger it , or even when you're young , you know , it does . #
But when you get into your forties #
It works . #
Yeah , that's right , yeah . #
Well , I like to go on rides . #
I go on rides , June won't go on . #

Yeah , I know what you mean . #
Fifty-three . #
I'm fifty-three #
Well , I'm fifty-three . #
Yeah . #
Instead of 'er keeping him young , she's , he's making her old . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , well , I mean , I mean not #
Yeah . #
One , two , three . #
Oh yeah . #
And we've only moved into here . #
No . #
No . #
I couldn't move like that . #
Yes . #
Too noisy , weren't it . #
Same thing , 'cos it's noisy down there . #
Used to sleep #
You don't hear it . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Perhaps you get used to . #
Where to yeah . #
They won't #
They won't 'cos 'cos er , I'm afraid if they do , I shall be out straight away at 'em . #
I'll clamp the bugger , I'll buy a wheel clamp and wheel clamp it . #
Park here at your risk . #
That's the only difficulty . #
Oh , not leaving one on bloody road #
It's a one way street and all ain't it , that makes it worse . #
No , but I mean . #
Another 'ouse . #
Yeah . #
Oh . #
Oh . #
She's there . #
Dust , yeah . #
It's not his feathers , it's dust #
Wax . #
The problem is , it's dry . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
We were #
Took us an age to cut it . #
Yeah . #
You do , you get it off any bird . #
That's what I say . #
June , I did I did all dusting and polishing one day #
And this silly bugger's out , playing about . #
and when she came in , she said , you haven't done dusting . #
I said , I have , but I bloody have . #
But she wouldn't 'ave it . #
But , I mean , she's done it today , and what she's saying now . #
Well , you should have done . #
I tell you , within an hour of you doing it , it's just as bad . #
Dust . #
I mean , before , before we got 'im , we could dust and it used to stay all right . #
When it settles , I think . #
When it settles on summat dark . #
Yeah . #
Oh , that Vick that Vick cough syrup's better than that bloody Veno's . #
Yeah . #
better than Veno's , 'cos Veno's like water . #
But that's good . #
Last time he flew out , you were frightened . #
He's more frightened of you than what you are of him , actually . #
Hello bubby #
Our Bubbs . #
Oh , aye . #
Yeah . #
That mohican cut . #
Yeah . #
I don't think she can . #
You would that . #
Told me how she talk to Terry . #
I'm bloody authorised and no second thoughts . #
No second thought at all . #
You can't . #
What you mean , Col . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Oh , when she squeaks , #
When she when she does get up a few octaves , I cringe . #
And because it , she screeches don't she . #
What's saw young lad . #
It probably wanted stirring . #
Yeah . #
Well , you can go , it's not er , it's #
Tie . #
But now it's casual . #
Said the menu w , #
the menu was second to none . #
Mm . #
it's in middle . #
There's a picture of it going , #
There's a picture of it . #
You got your finger in it nearly . #
Go on . #
There it is . #
I don't think they've been to take the photographs yet #
No . #
If anybody comes June , just say , I have you been in touch with yet , and they'll say no , well , say well , #
You'll have to go with #
Yeah . #
Right , well . #
It's nowt shit . #
Take us as we find us , #
if they don't , that's it . #
I don't mind beds being untidy and things like that . #
I mean , you don't look at , your not , who's sleeping in your bed . #
One day , Karen , one day . #
When the moon comes up and it's in two . #
You got two moons . #
You'd be employing , you'd be employing builders to come in and do it for you . #
It would . #
Remember , remember , if you want taking anywhere , it's er , is it four pound ten an hour chauffeurs . #
No , you have to put petrol in . #
Ain't it four fifty an hour chauffeuring , and he puts petrol in , and taxes and insures car . #
You can't go in van with ya , with ya suit on , and #
You got to have a chauffeur , you'll have to buy me a hat you'll have to buy me a hat you'll have to make it worth me while coming off dole at forty pound a week . #
You paying me in 'and , and Dennis is paying me in 'and and I'll a er , thousand pound a week , the way that I keep getting these job offers . #
Back-handers . #
The only trouble is they're only offers . #
No . #
Only some bad things , what I've supposed to have done , or what I'm not supposed to have done . #
But #
some money out of it , I took him to court . #
proven . #
But you can't do it without money . #
Legal aid , won't enter enter entertain it . #
Not for owt like that . #
No , I'm afraid #
No . #
No , I weren't employed . #
Well , I made my , I made it plain that er , at the training centre , you know , I says , I says to em , I said er , in my opinion , I says , he doesn't want , he don't want to kn , he he don't want to know . #
He says any anything what goes wrong , he says , you automatically get blamed for . #
He says , well , it's your job not to let it go wrong , I said , I didn't let it go wrong . #
I said , but other people let it go wrong and they got away with it . #
I've just called for her money . #
Corrinne's money . #
Did you ? #
Well she never bloody said nowt ! #
Oh ! #
That means we can't bloody get no cough mixture while she gets home . #
No . #
Well well I'll look down our house . #
Never mind . #
I'll have to , I'll have to go home and see where she's put it . #
Oh she's really poorly is June ! #
She's been up erm , with it at night . #
She was ! #
I wanted her to have complete weekend in bed . #
Well I , I took bad yesterday , I were , I were in bed nearly all day yesterday . #
I couldn't move ! #
Who ? #
Oh ! #
Da #
dogs outside ? #
Yes . #
But er I sa I said look I said , you're not doing yourself any favours by going to work , and I says , and I don't mind you having day off . #
You bloody can't ! #
Well she's #
she's worse this morning . #
She's worse . #
She's not been asleep a minute all night ! #
Course , I were ba I weren't very well yesterday so I said I'm not very well , but I had pains as well , back pain and all all #
all kinds of pains this is . #
I says , no , I said I'm gonna stop in bed today . #
So I stopped in bed now I , I'm better , well #
Yeah . #
I'm a bit better but I've had to get out this morning to let June stay in ! #
Right then , I'll get off home and er see what's what . #
But she never said . #
She never bloody said ! #
Cos she always does bugger you know ! #
The tight bugger ! #
No , she's in bed . #
Yep ! #
Can you lend me a fiver while our Corrinne comes home ? #
She's er no we lent our Corrinne our money #
to get her tax she got paid yesterday #
and she didn't , she hasn't paid us it back . #
So , we're , we're skint and I want to go and get some #
stuff for her . #
I were in bed yesterday . #
I couldn't , I had pains all over place ! #
I couldn't speak ! #
Couldn't do erm , anything , I was surprised . #
No I've got some , I've got some better than them . #
Ah ! #
It , they're only Solphadeine them . #
Mine's Cocod Cocodamol . #
They're a bit stronger than them . #
No . #
No . #
She's in bed . #
I told her to stay in there as well . #
You alright ? #
I know ! #
Oh ! #
I started coughing yesterday and I , that were it ! #
Ah ! #
It's no good them grandma . #
I can manage without it . #
I don't drink . #
I'm still coughing like , but not as bad . #
What Venos ? #
Ah ! #
But it's #
not a tickly cough she's got it's a chesty cough . #
I know ! #
Well I'm gonna get some for her . #
Well what you buying Anadin for when you've got Solphadeines #
Oh ! #
That same . #
They're about the same . #
It isn't them . #
If you went to buy them #
Yeah , you can buy any tablet off off prescription . #
Any tablet . #
There's only the the really #
you know . #
All pain killers you can get cheap . #
Well , they're not cheap , they're more e sometimes they're more expensive to buy . #
But them Cocodamol things what I take #
She smokes blue ones ! #
No . #
No , blue . #
She only smokes red when she's got none . #
She smokes mine . #
She went through nearly forty fags yesterday ! #
On her own . #
Cos I had three all day . #
Ah but #
Oh ! #
Well you shouldn't ! #
Should watch that clock and say I'll have one every two hours . #
And cut them down by twenty a day . #
Cor ! #
Oh yeah , I've got some . #
I don't carry them about with me though . #
Like you ! #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
And it #

Lot better with se bed than it is settee . #
Yeah . #
Never were any good for sleeping on that ! #
Yeah . #
You shouldn't be lifting it up and putting it at back of your head ! #
You shouldn't have the arm up , you should have it down ! #
Resting it . #
Yeah , you're going to your hospital tomorrow are you ? #
Well thirty minutes is half an hour ma ! #
Yeah , don't worry about it . #
Well #
if you get straight in . #
Ah ! #
He's not #
I shouldn't think they'll give you an injection . #
They didn't last time did they ? #
Yeah . #
Well #
Aye . #
It'll be right . #
Right , I'll get off to shop and get her the stuff what she wants , and make her her dinner . #
She wants a tin of soup she says . #
Well Right . #
I'll see you later ! #
Nowt you want is there ? #
While I'm here . #
Fair enough . #
See you later then ! #
Ta-ta ! #
Any cough mixture ? #
Cough mixture ? #
Oh ! #
Don't you ? #
Eh up ! #
You alright ? #
Ooh ! #
Champion ! #
Champion ! #
And er some cough mixture then . #
Have you , have you got Venos ? #
Er , not Ven not Veno , er Vic ? #
Chesty . #
And I'm in bed yesterday , and she's in bed today ! #
Going through it ! #
That'll do it , yeah . #
Is she got it and all ? #
Yeah . #
It er it comes on you all at once ! #
You know , you #
whoop ! #
And yo #
I was right as rain other day , and then #
yesterday I were in bed all day I couldn't move ! #
And yet today I'm #
hundred percent better . #
Queer int it ? #
That's how it goes though . #
See you later ! #
Tarrah ! #
I thought you were asleep love . #
I'll leave you alone , let you get some sleep . #
Do you want yeah I'll leave you alone while you can get sleep if you want . #
Or do you want some company ? #
I'll sit up here now . #
Sit up and keep you company , no problem . #
I'll take my shoes off . #
What you watching ? #
Mm . #
I didn't go in June with being full of cold , I just knocked on door and that got him out . #
I rang him up before I went down and said I wouldn't be going in , I said I'll just drop it off for you I says , cos er there's me and June full of cold , it's no good letting Ben get it is it ? #
So I didn't stop . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
You troubles ! #
What does Val want ? #
Eh ? #
What did Val want ? #
Well ? #
Oh he's a Oh ! #
D'ya owt she got nowt else to say then ? #
Oh bugger Eileen ! #
By the time you've finished buying cards for everybody June , you may as well buy one every day of week ! #
Who ? #
Oh ! #
Well , aye . #
You're not on her Christmas list yet that were all . #
They probably don't believe in it June ! #
And it's What's ? #
Mm mm ! #
What's those ? #
Oh ! #
Is it young , oh Young Doctors ? #
Fourth of February eight thirty A M . #
I'll give you some milk cat , but that's all you're having till I get back . #
I'm in a hurry . #
Here . #
Here ! #
There ! #
Make that do ! #
You what ? #
Oh oh ! #
You're not going today are you not ? #
And get yourself back to bed then for the day . #
I could've gone to hospital #
on my own if you #
Mm . #
Yeah , but given owt #
I don't think so . #
It's only a scab . #
Oh ! #
Is it ? #
Oh well . #
Have they put dye in when they want to sca find the #
the blood #
if your blood's circulating . #
I wonder if they'll give me one on my back while I'm there ? #
Mm mm ! #
Mm . #
Hello Bobby ! #
Hello Bobby ! #
Bugger June ! #
Hello Bobby ! #
Come on then ! #
Hello ! #
Hello ! #
Bob ! #
Hello Bob ! #
Come on then . #
Hello Bobby ! #
Don't squawk ! #
No ! #
No ! #
Hello George ! #
That's enough Bob ! #
I've set him off now ain't I ? #
Come on Benjy ! #
Outside ! #
Before I , we go out . #
Come on ! #
Come on ! #
Benjy ! #
Are you going out ? #
Come on then ! #
Come on Benny ! #
Come on ! #
Come on ! #
Come on ! #
Mm . #
Oh dear ! #
It's a lot clearer out there this morning . #
Bit of a wind blowing and all ! #
What you doing ? #
We're going out ! #
I'll have them tools out now . #
Ah ! #
But where , the big'un ? #
Well you int outside . #
Oh he's here ! #
He's upstairs waiting . #
Right ! #
I'll go and get the car and then you are you ready , or what ? #
It's no good waiting too long cos you know how your mam panics . #
She'll be there a couple of minutes before . #
Aye . #
It's clear today . #
Not foggy . #
Hello Bobby ! #
Come on ! #
Hello Bobby ! #
Hello Bobby ! #
Give me a kiss then ! #
Give us a kiss ! #
You're off again aren't you ? #
Eh ? #
You're off again ! #
Pack it in ! #
Hello ! #
Hello ! #
Hello ! #
Shut up George ! #
You'll have that soft bugger doing it ! #
Give over ! #
That's enough Bob ! #
Ooh ! #
Heck ! #
Goes through you dunnit ? #
Hello George . #
Give us a kiss . #
Blow June a kiss . #
George ! #
George . #
D'ya want your head scratching do you ? #
Ah ! #
Yeah I've I fetched it all in case we we we remembered summat . #
Right , I'll go and get the car . #
Better fix them up hadn't I ? #
Ah ! #
Are you ready ? #
Yeah . #
It'll be out if we when we get back . #
Can I take paper with me ? #
It'll give me summat to read . #
I'll fetch it back . #
Fergie's amazing letter ! #
Hmm ! #
She don't write very well does she ? #
Aye . #
Bloody ! #
What you mean them security lights ? #
Yeah , but they do get moved about a bit . #
You know . #
I mean , many years when I #
applied for it they wanted er , they said are you prepared to go to any prison at er at any notice ? #
One of the reason you get took on , I mean , it were only a borstal when he went weren't it ? #
Hello ! #
Jack is having forecourt painted . #
He's having it pa mind you I wouldn't have bothered . #
That dirty red , white and blue ! #
They ain't ha #
they're not three D colours are they ? #
Or are they ? #
Oh yeah ! #
Oh ! #
Look at traffic here ! #
Maybe you should have gone other bloody way ! #
Twenty three quid ? #
I were gonna say ! #
I suppose it's lot of money when you reckon it up into today's value . #
Anyway , when I first wanted to buy us own house when we first got married we were talking twelve how much ? #
Five thousand . #
And that was a lot of money . #
Mind you , it was when you only got fifteen quid a week . #
Hard labour . #
Okay ? #
We're off to see the wizard ! #
Mm ! #
Eh ? #
What ? #
Oh ! #
It's same as Michael ? #
They've got it on haven't they ? #
Well he's out . #
I , dee da dee dee da dee dee da dee dee dee . #
Nowt in , nowt good in paper . #
Ah ? #
La da dee dee . #
There's some traffic on this road int there ? #
Crikey ! #
Just look at it ! #
Well I #
La da dee dee da dee . #
It was pouring . #
Chucking it down ma ! #
Yeah . #
It were raining last night at what time did we go ? #
About #
Look at this ! #
Another fine mess he's got into . #
Ha ! #
Then there's fog speeders . #
It's either broke down or it's been an accident because there's three cars there not just one or two . #
One at either side of road ! #
We'll have to get some plaster June for that wall . #
Where's best place to get some from ? #
Mind you , we'll go buy some and your Corrinne'll be down with half a bag or summat daft like that ! #
That's what I call an idle woman ! #
Just getting paid for nowt ! #
Bloody how they , what the hell do they want a lollipop lady on a zebra co #
pelican crossing though ! #
It's a total waste of money ! #
And there int one on this one here and it's nearest to school ! #
All go to #
same school don't they ? #
Is it ? #
Hunger Hill . #
I wonder why they call it Hunger Hill ma ? #
I wonder why they call Hunger Hill ? #
Eh ? #
It'll probably be whatsername's June ! #
What they call him ? #
Him who's er #
It wouldn't surprise me now you know ! #
It wouldn't surprise me at all . #
Cos you do you've not been anywhere unless you've been made bankrupt in this place round here . #
Come on ! #
Where you going mate ? #
That's what I say it's er bad time int it between #
half past eight and nine ? #
Especially when it's that foggy . #
La la tee tee ! #
Rover club . #
It's who ? #
This time they're out in , in town int they ? #
Selling bloody second hand motor bikes ! #
The Baileys . #
La la da dee dee da dee . #
Eight fifty one . #
I can't understand why this part of Doncaster is forty mile an hour ! #
Can you ? #
This is a built up area int it ? #
Houses on both sides of #
road . #
It's a wide road . #
But that don't make it , and it's it's still a built up area . #
I mean , they make it thirty and people will travel at forty anyhow . #
Nine times out of ten . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Probably be about fi five foot seven won't you , or summat ? #
That's #
You're probably about five foot seven aren't you ? #
Thirty minutes ! #
Well what do they expect you to do ? #
Put down bloody ! #
Yeah ,tha I think that's er the whatsername pre type #
them #
They all are aren't they ? #
Yeah but if you get in there yo you won't get out I'll drop you in there . #
I'll see if I can straight back into it there . #
I would have co thought it'd be better here . #
Squeeze in there . #
Come on ! #
Oh heck ! #
I know . #
Horrible ! #
And when he gets the other stuff they give you that big bloody beaker full of it ! #
Our Dawn thinks she's at a tea party ! #
Our Dawn thinks she's going just for a tea party when they to ask her to drink owt she just takes her time and drinks it . #
Pull i hold the other end and pull it . #
Oh all you gotta do is to hold that white , hold both ends of it and pull it , it'll come out . #
It is , to join it to that . #
Think you bloody would ! #
That's probably what it is lifting glass up too much . #
Oh ! #
See what my stars say . #
Ha ! #
It says no doubt employers employers or other individuals will keep on pestering you , and probably add insult to injury , take heart . #
Your ruler Venus is also sparkling away in the heavens today . #
If you held the cup and let me get hold of handle I'd have been alright . #
Mm ! #
Big deal ! #
Mm ! #
I think they've got a bloody cheek , you know , asking for a car park fee when yo si from the you've got #
Yeah , but , I mean to say if you don't pay it they clamp you . #
Then you've got a twenty #
pound fine to pay if they #
clamp you . #
Well we know . #
But unawares you could , they can put on , same as they've done yo with your mam er , up to an hour . #
That hour can go into two and three bloody #
hours ! #
The thing is June if it puts you to some inconvenience then don't it ? #
Of going and saying you've clamped my car and who do you #
and that chap's never there ! #
Oh aye ! #
Mm . #
Excuse me . #
June #
June . #
The joke here little girl on a beach says , mum , if I eat enough silicone chips will it increase my bust size ? #
Shh shoo shoo , sha sha . #
Ha ! #
Mm ! #
Who ? #
Next door's ? #
Mm . #
Been taking it for a week or so now ! #
Rubbish . #
Wanna read it ? #
It was . #

He has ? #
Well that's a better way int it ? #
I wouldn't call that lo I wouldn't call that a petrol account . #
That's paying for his petrol before he gets it . #
A good idea . #
That's the time we go to time #
of the week innit ? #
What ? #
He must do some motoring then ! #
What yo #
What you talking about , fifty gallon ? #
As near as damn it ! #
Forty eight , yeah . #
I should say forty #
nine . #
How much is Jacksons ? #
Two pound #
Two pound six pence . #
It's near enough fifty gallon June as damn it int it ? #
Yes . #
Oh aye ! #
It'll go up with a bang I think ! #
April int it ? #
Never ! #
They always budget for April . #
Not unless he's putting a mini-budget in . #
Before election . #
To see how good he is to the people . #
Grand job ! #
Ha ! #
You can bet he puts another two and half percent on V A T . #
As daft as hell ! #
No . #
You're using too much water ma . #
Mm . #
You're only supposed to use a small amount of #
water . #
Yeah . #
We've not been long here really have we ? #
You were only half an hour . #
You were only half an hour . #
It always is . #
He hadn't fetched that key back for garage has he ? #
What's shift's what shift's Pete on this week then ? #
What shift's Pete on ? #
Oh ! #
He were on er , he were on evenings last week weren't he ? #
He would be . #
He is now it's . #
Well that week I phoned him . #
Week before . #
Course , he wanted to know if we'd got a video we could lend him . #
He wanted to know if we vi borrow one of our videos . #
Yeah . #
The only trouble with plastic #
only trouble with plastic it sweats like hell ! #
Oh ! #
If you're gonna have double glazing going to that exte that expense , you may as well get the aluminium and #
There's no problem with them then . #
Cos them plastic things , they do split . #
And the nature goes out of plastic . #
Cos that's what Margaret stopped paying her paying for them didn't she June ? #
She wouldn't pay for them because th the plastic and all that started splitting and #
Yeah . #
Could go in some time or other . #
Well he , if he co if he'd have come down my wa he come down at eight or nine o'clock the shops would have been shut . #
Mm . #
Well ta tha that little shop ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Oh well . #
Mm ? #
What , brown ? #
D'ya want it for your dinner love ? #
It'll do him for now . #
It'll do him for now . #
In a single house . #
Yeah . #
Well that's typical council that int it ? #
All they , all they know is it's an house . #
But she's not that old is she ? #
It pays when you're on dole ma . #
And it's cheaper by the dozen . #
I don't think it's worth the hassle though . #
Having house full of kids and being on dole . #
Well , yeah , some people thrive on it . #
Old Ted ! #
Oh ! #
Aye . #
Yeah , they're brought up right . #
They were having a right ding-dong other day ! #
Weren't they ? #
Somebody were a having a right ding-dong other day when we were here . #
They were a having a right ding-dong other day ! #
Mm . #
Cos I thought about getting a glass and sitting here with glass at the front door ! #
Were it his daughter ? #
Yeah . #
She weren't half giving it him ! #
Mind you , that's what our Brian did weren't it ? #
They came here . #
And they went to America , then came back . #
They said it were cheaper to come here , then fly from here to , to America than what it was to go from America , from Australia to America ! #
It surprised me that ! #
It wants to stay and get that #
I prefer wind to blinking fog ! #
Any day of week . #
I think it's the fog what gives you all chest complaints on quiet . #
Cor ! #
We've had some this last few week . #
Saunas are no good ! #
They only get your skin clean ma . #
That's all they're designed to do . #
We've got one . #
You're not getting owt till I get a new suit ! #
Suit . #
Bloody hell ! #
I'll say ! #
You've no chance ! #
And she nearly got her bloody marching #
last night ! #
Right ! #
Then she's wondering #
then she's saying where is everybody #
when she comes and we're both in pigging bed ! #
I mean , what if her car had of been broke into . #
You know , I mean #
Yeah but you're already here ma . #
You know , I mean , you but I mean Ford Escorts are easiest thing in the world to drive #
away . #
I've just had a rise on mine . #
On my pension ! #
Ha ! #
If I get as much as I get #
on social ,as what I do on blinking pension #
It'll , it'll make us very rich that ! #
I mean #
what did I get , a couple of quid ? #
Oh aye ! #
It's better than kick int arse ! #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
From Coal Board ? #
Ah ! #
But , it's a different pension scheme #
that . #
Dad working to #
I could never understand that because I thought dad was in in the whatsername ? #
I thought he were , I always thought he were in superannuation . #
Mm . #
Yeah , but ma ma ma dad should have er in superannuation . #
I can't understand why he wasn't . #
He probably agreed not to go into it like , you know , or didn't want to go into it . #
But he'd have been , he'd have been better , well well he wouldn't have done . #
You'd have been better off . #
He'd always got , he always put his hand in his pocket wou couldn't he ? #
Yeah . #
What do you want ? #
Small white thick loaf ? #
Well you can toast brown . #
Mm . #
What do you want ? #
Forty fags #
That's if I can get on . #
Alright . #
See you later . #
Oh aye ! #
Why won't it come on ? #
I bet he's not tightened it up properly to seal it . #
Yo #
And that's your lot for today ! #
Sorry ? #
I'm not #
I was saying I'm not buying no more ! #
No , it we #
I'm keeping them down . #
Which one ? #
Mm mm . #
Get the bulb June . #
They're bloody working though ! #
That's why they've gone brown . #
Yeah . #
These are a lot cheaper . #
And they only , they o they only do same job don't they ? #
Try it . #
See what what . #
There you are ! #
Oh aye . #
And the other one's for outside . #
Mm . #
I put the one what we had in our house . #
Probably rain dripping down in front of it . #
You never know somebody might have just #
come in dark yard . #
You see , if somebody just come to that corner #
it picks it up . #
And they go and walk back and you wouldn't know they were there . #
I mean , that's what it's for . #
I think we'll have one when I get ours other house . #
Don't think so . #
Mm ! #
We don't know if it works . #
Alright then ? #
We'll see you . #
If you need owt you better give us a ring . #
Right . #
Well we'll go to ta #
go get to shop . #
And #
Mm . #
See you later ! #
Mm ! #
Thought I'd put that alarm on . #
Can't weigh your mother up ! #
She come out of here and she couldn't walk . #
She bloody ran to car when I , when she got out of chair ! #
And when I asked yo and when I said to her , you were in toilet she got up and she ran across there ! #
Can't weigh her up at all ! #
I think she puts a lot on for you , for your benefit . #
Who's that ? #
Who ? #
Builders' merchants I think . #
Yeah , you've got to admit it's the best pigeon outfit ! #
Aye . #
A lot better . #
Look at state of ours ! #
What are you doing ? #
No mail ? #
Wow ! #
No bits of letters ? #
Eh ? #
No bits of letters ? #
Well what we gonna do ? #
Are we going to go down ? #
Well what we ha we have those chips for dinner anyhow . #
I'll tell you what I'll do , I'll yeah . #
It's a bit early yet anyhow . #
It's only eleven o'clock . #
Hello Bobby ! #
What's up with you ? #
June's upstairs . #
Hello Bobby ! #
Hello Bobby ! #
Who's a clever boy ? #
What ? #
What d'ya want , toast ? #
Well it's too early yet ! #
I mean it's only eleven o'clock . #
See that looks a bit iffy ! #
Yeah . #
I know . #
La dee dee da . #
What's the matter then ? #
What's the matter ? #
Eh ? #
What's the matter ? #
Where can I put this ? #
Alright ! #
Alright ! #
Just settle there . #
Settle there . #
Come on boys . #
Oh ! #
It's a Walkman . #
George ! #
What you doing ? #
We've seen that , haven't we ? #
We've seen this one . #
Big baby ! #
It must have been two month old . #
She gets one every year . #
He's in a playful mood int he ? #
Do you want one Corrinne ? #
Not very often you get owt off a businessman June . #
Er , Corrinne . #
Don't push it ! #
The miserable bugger ! #
How old was she ? #
Thirty four ? #
That's why she didn't tell you ! #
She di #
she didn't get the hint . #
It's the thought what #
it's #
I'm surprised erm people round corner didn't buy her a blinking blow up doll doll without the wedding tackle . #
Who was that ? #
Oh ! #
Cos they , when I went in that shop it's , he'd tell me he hadn't , he'd failed his driving test . #
Been for my test today he say , and I failed . #
I says , what a what as , a shopkeeper ? #
He says , no my driving test ! #
I says , oh ! #

Eh ? #
Oh they got some funny ideas some of them ! #
No . #
I thought they were right mild . #
I mean you used to be able to go ah ! #
Ha ! #
Ha ! #
Ha ! #
He's toned them down a hell of a lot . #
You're not supposed to eat more than four packets in twenty four hours . #
Go to whatsername . #
Go to that counter . #
Mm . #
No . #
They give you a , a credit note and you , you go put them back . #
Why , are they outdated like ? #
Ah ! #
Oh it would be me ! #
I said to you , are these right ones ? #
You said , yeah . #
And they won't sell will they not ? #
Hadn't he opened them like ? #
No , he we , he was credited with it wasn't he ? #
He got a credit note . #
It's Thursday tomorrow cock ! #
Are you working two tomorrow ? #
Is it two ? #
Oh ! #
Friday is it ? #
Mm mm . #
Does he pay you extra for doing car like ? #
For hoovering it out ? #
Bloody hell ! #
I hope you're not taking my One-Step ? #
Oh ! #
Nearly up to there innit ? #
That One-Step . #
That son of a gun . #
I did it last time . #
Why ? #
It's not cutting out at all now ? #
They've just had it brought back from whatsername's ?haven't they ? #
Julie ! #
Which Fiat ? #
Did she ? #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Shouldn't have done . #
It shouldn't have done that . #
Not on , not when they're , when they're already in motion . #
Well he should have just zoomed off ! #
It shouldn't have jerked his , should it ? #
That doesn't #
Hundred and eight ! #
I tell you some of them Robi #
he had a Honda Civic engine in it ! #
Oh , oh dear ! #
I'm surprised ! #
Car ! #
He had a new Fiat er what were it ? #
The next one up from ours . #
Corona . #
Coroma ? #
He had a new Coroma two litre and he's towing this bloke on motorway at hundred mile an hour ! #
Well #
What exams ? #
You don't pay for them though do you ? #
I hope not and all ! #
And what are they all on like ? #
They're not mock exams are they ? #
Mhm . #
What , this July ? #
Mm ! #
Well why should that present anything different ? #
That's quite high that , you know , seventy five percent ! #
No , but , seventy five percent is a high pass rate . #
Well it wouldn't be on word processor . #
Cos it's ,the you're supposed to that's what it's for so you can check all your spellings . #
Whatsername #
her in , her the launderette were asking me er she was , she were on about I , ain't you got a job yet ? #
I said , I think I'm too qualified to get a job ! #
She said we she said , well aye , you might be . #
She says , int your daughter i er a nice girl ? #
I said , well aye sometimes ! #
She's seen you in there . #
She says what's sh what's she do ? #
I said , oh she's at college . #
Oh ! #
Really ? #
I says , she says er what she's studying ? #
I said , well she's er she's going in for medical secretary . #
She said , well where does she get her brains from ? #
I sa I said well who do you think ? #
I says , I'm over- qualified for work , I says , and it looks like she's gonna end up that way if you're not careful ! #
She says , oh ! #
So she said , I think she's ever so pretty ! #
I says , aye . #
Said , pity her manners don't blink er mannerisms don't match her looks ! #
Yeah , but you get , you don't get no grant for that . #
Yeah . #
It's alright if you can get day release from your #
work to do it . #
That's what you want to be after , day release . #

You do . #
Mhm . #
Mm . #
Well #
part of your job innit ? #

No . #
I think she'll be married shortly . #
Ah ! #
It's only a pound a #
pigging hour ! #
Well I'm gonna report him ! #
Mm ! #
What's happened between other one ? #
Have they had an argument like ? #
I know , but always nice to know . #
Bit of scandal now and again . #
Yeah . #
Yeah #
I am listening ! #
I were just thinking where my sander were . #
It's , Mick's got it . #
I must fe #
Mm . #
No , I forgot . #
What it wants #
Mm . #
I ca #
Mhm . #
I , you don't know why it's cracked ? #
I cracked it when I put it in . #
I knelt on it if you remember . #
And broke it . #
That what ? #
The cupboards are nice ! #
Well they're fairly nice tha #
They're alright , they're passable . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I think they're too alike but after saying that , they're quite nice and he made such a bugger of them ain't he ? #
By putting #
I mean what he's do I , I know why he's done it . #
They didn't what he's done , he's thought well I'll just do that and incorporate the sink in it . #
Well #
If it'd been me and I were gonna put it there , I would have put a window there to look out of . #
Yeah I know . #
Rate ? #
Rate round there ! #
Rate round there ! #
Ah . #
Is she ? #
Mm mm . #
Always say we got married in registry office . #
Do you know yo a we where the hell did your Margaret look ? #
I were gonna say ,yo yo she looks more like your mam than any of them . #
And gifted . #
And just as bloody tight ! #
Ooh ! #
I can't cough and I can't move . #
You're not having any more time off , I've made my mind up ! #
You know , you can't weigh him up . #
I gets on telephone , I says June's not coming into work today . #
No . #
I said #
she's poorly in bed #
That's right , she's in bed poorly . #
Well you ain't that . #
I told him you were poorly . #
Said she's poorly . #
What for ? #
Look at this bugger , eating Victory V's ! #
Mm . #
Mm . #
He don't . #
Cos it hit bottom of cage . #
No , I've hoovered it up . #
Mhm . #
Like , they gotta haven't they ? #
And Benjy likes them ! #
Mm mm mm . #
They're both at it now . #
You daft buggers ! #
Are you gonna sort her out Barney ? #
Mm ? #
Benjy ? #
You're not having any more ! #
No ! #
You #
two want a bath . #
Tomorrow morning #
Tomorrow morning #
bath . #
Wanna bath ? #

You should put a notice up , if you make the mess , clean it up ! #
Or it'll stay ! #
Well they wi I'll tell you now #
if I worked there and they didn't do it , I'd just turn round and say , no you're not having the bloody key until you can learn to keep it clean . #
That's enough Barney ! #
Ooh ! #
Who's this ? #
Who's that ? #
Got nowt to do with him how much water you use at the garage , it's pa you should turn round and ta #
You should have told him that we pay for it by the gallon not by the year ! #
Geroff ! #
It's nowt to do with you ! #
You get some funny buggers coming to garages you know ! #
Bloody do ! #
My wo is that one at garage ? #
I mean , with frost and whatsername we've had just lately they can expect bust pipes anywhere where they're where they're not protected . #
No . #
Oh ! #
Down here ? #
Yeah I know . #
Been like that a couple of days . #
That is the bottom . #
That's the top . #
You're going up the hill . #
You don't go down a hill . #
And you don't go down , up the hill . #
Eh ? #
No . #
It's down hill all the way . #
Well it's only that little bit of rise there . #
Not like going up there . #
Aye . #
It is in June . #
Get the door shut . #
What's the matter with you ? #
What ? #
For a perm ? #
I tell you summat , I'd a , go back ! #
Bins in town and it cost her twenty quid ! #
And that's a few years ago . #
Oh ! #
Geoffrey 's ? #
They must be bloody crackers ! #
You think you can't neither ! #
What women put up with ! #
What's an Epilady ? #
Oh ! #
That thing , that roller thing ? #
Why have you got one ? #
Mm . #
Ah ! #
Little bit at a time . #
Lip and #
No , it's a new #
a new thing it were on Tomorrow's World other day . #
It were like a it were like a a toffee . #
They mix these two things together and it went like a #
Summat gel they call it don't it June ? #
Summat gel ? #
And they just put it on leg and just put a little bit on like that and just went ee ooh ! #
Ee ooh ! #
Ee ooh ! #
But it were so quick it were untrue ! #
That's how they were doing it . #
It's like that #
Oh aye . #
Well , it'll cost you #
good week's #
Er i takes them out #
It's Sky , oh ! #
It's Sky Movies . #
They do have them on now and again . #
What a waste of a good car ! #
I don't think so . #
I think it'll be a cardboard unit . #
I suppose they could do it , yeah . #
Superimpose . #
Yeah . #
She'll probably drop it out onto you tomorrow ! #
Ha ! #
Right ! #
It had it's last play blinking months ago that ! #
Mm . #
Have we seen this ? #
No , I'll ring her . #
I'll ring her on Fri on Friday night . #
She's a funny girl is Janine ! #
No , I know that . #
Mm . #
Yeah ! #
Tell you summat else . #
It wasn't the bloody last night that #
Yeah , I don't know . #
Who ? #
Oh aye ! #
Lee can't breathe Liz has got psoriasis and Lee's got whatever it is she's got ! #
Their bairn's always being sick ! #
So #
It suits him . #
It suits him . #
It suits him , aye . #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
Make a cup of tea love . #
Who , Kia ? #
She were asleep when I went down . #

Well it were two o'clock when I were #
down there half past one . #
Ah ! #
There were nobody in , I went back . #
I we I got down there and there were no bugger in ! #
Oh ! #
The telly was on . #
But the door were locked . #
And I brayed on window . #
So I thought , oh ! #
Choleacs #
Choleacs disease cos it's spelt #
Choleitis or something . #
Oh ! #
Like Margaret had ? #
In they've got to have a certain #
Yeah . #
Have they got to eat certain things ? #
Yeah , they make special without yeast or something #
don't they ? #
Mm . #
Yeah . #

Something about moving their bottom jaw or summat innit ? #
She were blotto ! #
What time is it ? #
Three . #
Oh ! #

Mm . #

 #
They're not wrapped . #
No . #
Bulbs . #
So could I . #
Right ! #
We're away ! #
We're fibbing . #
Bye ! #
I'm gonna put her on that er #
I said I'd put her on that Slim , that Slim diet . #
Tha what , what they call it ? #
Not Micro Diet . #
Slimfast . #
Is that where you get blow up things from ? #
I've not seen these . #
Oh ! #
Switching it off . #
Is that June's boyfriend then ? #
Ah ah ! #
I think he is security cos he's been in a couple of times hasn't he ? #
Used to come in with his uniform on didn't he ? #
Well , I think he's just security . #
Whoops ! #
Bit of wind . #
La , la la dee . #
Oh ! #
Bloody hell ! #
Whose dustbin is it ? #
Don't worry . #
Leave it where it is . #
I'll manage . #
Hello cocker ! #
What you doing ? #
Getting tired of this box around here . #
Who ? #
Where's granddad's ? #
Where's granddad's kiss ? #
Not , I'm not buying you no more then ! #
I'll get you no more Buttons ! #
Don't I get a kiss for them sweeties ? #
Do I ? #
Come on then Mick ! #
Get kettle on , don't blinking sit there like one o'clock half struck ! #
It's not very often we come . #
And you , you come even less to our house . #
Where's my kiss ? #
Oh ! #
You're putting them in too many ! #
No more . #
No more . #
That's somebody else innit , we've we've er we've not seen all bloody week ! #
Not had it yet #
Not had it yet then cocker ? #
You look like you're getting taller ! #
Mm . #
Where's my kiss ? #
Come on ! #
Come and give him love ! #
Oh well ! #
Not friends then ? #
I'm not friends then ! #
What you doing ? #
And what happened with that ? #
Never touched it . #
Changed channels on it's own . #
Were you ? #
On there . #
A sort of zip . #
Come and give us a kiss ! #
Yep ! #
Ant powder . #
Yeah ? #
Oh ! #
I'll have to get some . #
Yeah . #
Aargh ! #
Aargh ! #
Aargh ! #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Give me a kiss ! #
Did you like that ? #
Eh ? #
Did you like it ? #
There's millions of them . #
Why have you got ants now ? #
Do they fly out when you #
What you could really do with is leaving #
it out for a #
couple of days when it's gone really cold #
and kill them . #
I mean , they shouldn't be out at this time of year cos the you know ,the #
they hibernate don't they ? #
I #
What behind bricks . #
Well can't you find out where the #
No . #
But is there no holes where they go #
through ? #
Mm . #

Aye . #
You'll probably get them tomorrow then . #
Have you eat them all now ? #
The trouble is if you get her boxfuls she won't stop until you eat the lot ! #
She's had five in her mouth at once ! #
She likes them friendship rings you know . #
Like a , they're like a jelly . #
Got a broken . #
Have they all gone now ? #
Have they all gone ? #
They have ! #
Your nana's got one . #
Catch ! #
Ach ! #
I don't think she wants it . #
Whoop ! #
What time do you go hospital ? #
Didn't they say owt to you when you think they'd have it ? #
Ye well I thought , haven't you had a scan or owt ? #
Eh ? #
Oh ! #
You don't have any more then ? #
Mm . #
I'd have thought #
you'd be going ou finding out what it is . #
They er #
We're alright with another one like you lady ! #
Aren't we ? #
Where's that #
baby ? #
Where's that baby ? #
Is it there ? #
You getting a little sister ? #
See you Mick . #
No the er I think there as good as Vax but they're not as cheap #
as Vax . #
Are they ? #
Aha . #
Do #
Yeah . #
They are because a th the in the good feature about it is that and the Vax , that doesn't bloody fall over . #
It's drawback if , it's doesn't hold as much fluid . #
I re I , I , I've it got a monotonous filling it up . #
But you don't have to empty it every time do you ? #
Yeah . #
That's what I were doing , twice . #
I like the idea of the pipe going up the er up the inside d'ya know what I mean ? #
Cos you haven't got all pipe #
switched all #
over place . #
Then all you've got to do is take the #
take the bag out . #
Well I've got to change the complete unit . #
Cos #
one's a dry unit and one's a wet unit . #
What , paper bags ? #
What you mean ? #
It's a #
You noisy little bugger ! #

Oh ! #
I see . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Er , well it's only to protect that . #
No , I mean , it's prot it's to protect the bag . #
The cloth bag . #
Not unless you keep #
taking that out and keep it clean . #
You've got to keep washing that . #
You'll have to keep washing that to er #
Yeah . #
Cos the dust'll deteriorate it . #
Oh aye . #
Yeah , that . #
While it's #
wet . #
Well while it's dry , it won't wet will it ? #
Yeah . #
They'd cost a fortune and #
all won't they ? #
Yeah . #
This is what I'm saying whe with it , with it being #
There's no er wet filter in . #
What #
you call a wet filter to #
to stop the water going up into motor . #
And I thought it you know #
That little mind you , it is a bit of a #
It could have been ma I tell you what happened to me . #
I backed up onto it I backed up onto it , you know , when I was do ta and I were hoovering away , I thought aye aye ! #
Water's gone out of bag . #
I turned round and it were all right at back of my jeans ! #
I knocked the pipe off #
and it comes out of hoover . #
And it's squirting all over my pigging leg ! #
I thought , oh ! #
Bit like your parrot don't repeat nowt ! #
Oh ! #
I forgot them little green men . #
She might be #
What's these on floor ? #
Bom ! #
Bom ! #
He's got long hair and all . #
You think so ? #
Ooh ! #
Woo ! #
Woo ! #
What you doing ? #
Are you putting that extra line on this week ? #
Eh ? #
You putting that extra line on this week ? #
Are we putting that extra line on this week ? #
We're gonna have that , we're gonna have that million . #
Oh ! #
World champion . #
Er who is it , middle weight ? #
Were they middle weights ? #
Yeah we do . #
Yeah . #
You know #
Did you see him ? #
Di did you see him though Mick ? #
What like that ? #
Well , I'll tell you something , he's gonna get in ring with one ,som with so with a fighter one day and they're gonna knock seven colours of shit out of him ! #
Yeah . #
No , he's still in . #
He's recovered . #
I thought they said it were over ? #
Oh ! #
Has he , replay . #
But I I was , I was bored to tears ! #
I thought they were gonna play some music and let them dance ! #
Yeah . #
Well I'll tell you know for my money he didn't deserve to win . #
You know , because i it was absolute , I was bored to tears ! #
They were thought he were brilliant , but he wasn't ! #
Oh yeah ! #
He's a heavy hitter , admitted . #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
I read it in paper about it . #
Insu not ins admissible . #
Inadmissible . #
The #