# I don't know . # He didn't seem to know what they were in there for . # Well you can listen to what you've taped with the headphones . # You can listen to what you've taped . # You can play it back yeah , if you want to . # I don't think you can do that . # To say I've had it , yeah . # Next Friday . # Yes . # Er stick it in your t wherever , yeah . # Stick it where you like . # Stick it where you like . # No . # It's got erm it's own recording level . # Erm # I suppose you should tell them that you're going to tape the conversation maybe , yeah . # I don't suppose that matters really . # I won't have time now . # Are you ? # There's no petrol in the car . # No I put it in the last two times . # Twenty quid's worth . # So you'll have you watch my little car . # Watch it . # Be careful . # I don't suppose it is . # No . # Go the motorways though , if you can . # You'll have to watch for , for the roadworks . # I mean the roadworks on the M 6 are diabolical now . # Mm . # I it took us three and a half hours coming back from Swansea . # But we stopped off for half an hour as well . # And I think it's longer coming back that way . # Over the bridge . # No it isn't . # It isn't . # I'd be positive . # Shorter . # What was the mileage when we got there ? # A hundred and eleven ? # I can't remember now exactly . # Yeah well you could erm go up , go down the M 50 into Ross and then go from there . # Yeah , there is a oh to go back that way ? # Yeah . # You could turn off for Abergavenny again . # So , where's she gone now ? # They close at about four o'clock don't they ? # Well , Birmingham's on the cards cos Steve , Stevey-boy works there doesn't he ? # Pardon me ? # How's Brian ? # Me . # A bloke give me one . # Yeah . # It's on at the moment . # Some market research just to see how many times you swear at me . # Yeah . # So there will be er # plenty on it . # Hey . # Who were you talking to ? # What's what ? # Oh yeah . # It's off the erm # No , it's off # It's off the toilet erm # the vent . # I'll put it in the garage . # We won't lose it then . # It just slides on . # But the wind licked it off I suppose . # I'm definitely not putting it back on today , but I will put it back on . # Well # On his car ? # Shook it ? # Upstairs , on the bed , vaseline on your nose . # Now . # Move it . # Go on . # Go upstairs . # Hurry up . # He's gone . # I've given her her hairdryer back on trial , I've told her . # If she leaves it plugged in and switched on again she won't get it back . # Because it ain't on . # I ain't having the house burnt down . # Bloody hairdryers . # Yeah , we do don't we ? # Yeah we do . # You are cheeky . # What about her food ? # Tell Mary . # Tell Mary all about it . # Did you see them two dirty great big no right turn signs ? # I said to the bloke I said how do you get out that junction ? # He said you don't , there's no right turn . # I looked up the road and there was two great big signs , no right turn . # I'd already gone that way twice . # And turned right . # Dog's looking at you . # What do you want Ricksy ? # What is it Ricky ? # Come on then . . # I don't see any I don't I don't see any bacon in there . # Are you gonna buy it tomorrow ? # Oh . # I'm not working Monday . # Saturday Sunday . # Let's have some wh when ? # I'll be up then . # I won't need it . # Okay . # No you didn't . # You bought dog food . # You bought milk . # You did . # You needed butter . # Alright . # Don't you eat it . # Don't you touch that butter . # Nor anybody else . # If you're saying you're buying the butter solely for me , then I just want me solely to eat it . # Cos I'm not carrying the can . # Brian , you're not to eat it . # No . # She says you had to go out and buy butter solely because I wanted it . # And I've # I've had the bollocking cos we've had to buy butter . # And if you see her , see her eating our butter there will be a row . # you've said that . # Well neither am I . # He said he wants butter . # Yeah well sh I wouldn't have minded just for today . # I didn't s I I didn't say # I didn't say I'd got to have it today . # Cos I don't . # No I did not . # You s your suggestion was send Brian to the shops . # Not mine . # Well can you empty one of those and put it and put it in that bucket . # Thumping me probably won't come out on the tape . # So you dropped it . # You said you're not gonna believe this . # He'll eat that . # I'm not finished yet . # Tomorrow ? # Okay . # I'll sort them out . # Got more in . # Shut up Rick . # He's crying his eyes out in there . # Three hundred and ninety pounds insurance . # I've gotta get that down a bit . # ten pound for the cover note . # You know just for # three or four days . # Yeah . # You know while # while the changeover has been done . # Got my registration number today . # One O two . # One O two two . # My new number . # W Y C or something . # No thanks Mary . # W Y C I think it is . # Yeah they've got O in them . # Or V . # At one time the V was only for , for commercial vehicles . # You know light vans and commercials but it's used for anything now . # You know our car's D V P . # Well it does hurt your pride . # I'm afraid we cannot have any of this . # Too . # If it's wet just take your time . # Keep it upright . # Well you didn't realize it was going over did you ? # It catches you by surprise . # It's run out . # Oh Wednesday . # Shouldn't be dripping . # Pressure's not high . # Pressure was down again this morning . # We must keep an eye on that . # Cos between one and two bar on the , on the erm boiler . # It means , means the system wasn't pressurized . # But it could be very dangerous . # It's not right . # Yeah . # It shouldn't move . # The pressure's okay Mary . # Probably be alright to use the hot water system but not the heating . # Because it's a pressurized system . # So if you have a look and you can't see that needle . # Well it's changed now cos it's up now . # It's up now . # Er well it would have been . # There was no pressure on it . # Mm ? # It shouldn't be . # It should be okay . # Yeah I was I had a shower , well , perhaps the water's been turned down a bit . # No I mean here . # On the boiler . # That water . # It's only one and a half . # It should be higher than that . # I'll put it up to two and a half and it should be warm enough there . # Well we'll have to watch that boiler . # They're fatal if we , if it . # Yeah . # Poor Rick . # My poor baby . # Aah ! # Come , what did she do to you ? # What have I got for you ? # Hang on , hang on . # How much do you love me ? # That much ? # Okay . # You're only having little bits . # You're not having any bones or anything like that . # We'll have to keep it out , and use it . # Forty five minutes a side so it's erm # Yeah , Saturday . # Well as many as possible . # That's what I mean . # We'll have to keep it out . # Somebody's put it away you see . # Yeah . # Oh I don't doubt it . # There's only one person that commits the mortal sins . # Well I'm certain it begins with M . # Rick . # You're not having any rice . # No . # Where's all this paperwork ? # Paperwork belongs to this . # Mary . # Mary . # I didn't want him to have that . # Mary . # Mary where's the paperwork belonging to that ? # Oh that's some of it . # Have a , get it all out then Brian . # There's a book in there I've gotta fill in . # That's it . # That's it . # There doesn't happen to be a pen in there does there ? # Oh I see one . # I've no idea . # Yeah . # Have you made any tea Mary ? # No . # Do you want some tea ? # I told him to ring I told him ring Apex up in case they were recruiting . # Because there are jobs up on the notice board . # But he said Apex didn't know anything about it at the moment . # So I mean , if Apex don't know anything about it I don't know why they don't . # Now you know I don't get on with plastic . # Oh I got it first time . # I got it first time . # Tell her there will be half a pie for her tea otherwise she don't get none . # I mean this is ridiculous . # It's making work for everybody . # And one thing we don't want is extra work . # That's it . # Yeah . # Yeah but tell them to clean up after them . # Don't leave it for you all the time . # No . # Well I mean that's different to the way we live though isn't it ? # Mm ? # Mm , could you imagine me # No wonder he sits in the chair and does nothing . # Because they do it at home . # Eat that food now . # I've had enough of you . # You're being perfectly silly . # Yeah . # I remind me in the morning . # Yeah . # Eh ? # Yeah . # Don't put it away then Mary . # Don't put it away , you'll have to leave it out for the week . # Seventeenth tomorrow isn't it Mary ? # Seventeenth tomorrow ? # I'll have to , I shan't # Yeah . # Phaw one twenty five . # Yeah . # Keep it in your pocket . # It's no good in the garage . # Okay . # Well I've got no change . # ? # Don't bank on it . # Yet again . # Oh , for taking the hairs off your legs ? # I've got a razor upstairs . # Oh forget it , you can scrub that out straight away . # You'd be lucky to get one . # Where's the nearest loan company ? # Where's the nearest loan company ? # I know . # She # When are you going to # No , don't get it till I want it to buy her present . # Good boy . # He said don't buy any more new clothes . # Don't buy any more new clothes . # What made her say that I wonder . # Which diet ? # Your chocolate diet ? # Your crisp diet or your food diet ? # We know all about it . # We know . # Just buy me butter . # I shan't encourage you to eat my butter . # nice cup of tea . # I dunno . # Yeah I should think so , yeah . # It's sure to . # We use all the words of the English language don't we ? # We use the yellow ones , the blue ones , the black ones . # George is , George is gonna get me some lights for on here , did you know ? # George . # No , lights . # Yeah . # He makes them . # Well Lynwood do them . # So the next time he goes he's gonna get some for me . # He does he does ma a lot of manufacture for Lynwoods . # Yeah , good idea . # But we're not spending any money . # Mm . # It's only like a plaster of paris stuff isn't it ? # It does go off quick . # Not very far . # Different designs . # That's right yeah . # Mm . # Yeah . # It could definitely do with something . # But we'll leave it for now . # When , when he was in I saw he I saw Mark look at that corner . # And he copped off . # Goes in . # Goes in about an inch . # He was saying to me it was very difficult to do . # Well I can't understand why . # I mean really what he should have done if it , if it was that difficult he should have gone back another half a brick and the j bricked it up all the way # level , instead of putting bits and pieces in . # Surely # he could have half bricked it all the way up ? # Instead of saying how difficult it was putting bits and pieces in . # I would have thought that's what I would have done . # You know , just come straight up with a row of bricks . # Yeah . # That's what I thought . # I mean it didn't have to be spot on . # As long as it came back out to where it is now . # Good boy . # But did you fart ? # He probably farted . # You cheeky . # Good boy boys . # Go to sleep now . # Good boy . # Close your eyes . # That's it . # Close your eyes and go to sleep . # Go on go on . # Go on . # You soft animal . # Yeah . # In case he see in case he misses something . # I was gonna wash the car . # I'll do it tomorrow . # I've never # seen it so dirty . # Eh ? # It's not on it's not on the list . # You're not having it . # Forget it . # You are slow . # I don't know . # As many as are full up . # Whether it be one , two ten fifteen , it doesn't matter . # Erm every time you use a tape you fill in this is tape side B tape one side B tape two side A tape two side B . # No we're on one side B . # We've done side A . # Yeah . # When , what was the date we started recording on the tape ? # Was it Saturday ? # What date was last Saturday ? # Fourteen fifte fourteenth ? # No , well # I haven't . # Well , you can't tell that I'm Irish but I can tell you're Irish . # You're you're a frigging idiot you are . # Nobody can . # Nobody can tell that I'm Irish . # Only when I swear . # And you know I don't swear very often . # kids anyway . # But that could change when Patricia comes in . # Well I don't think they have . # They haven't got a brummie accent , no . # And th th they haven't got a twang as far as I know anyway so # I'm only putting the truth down as I see it . # You know ? # I mean I could be wrong . # I can only put down what I know to be the truth as far as I can tell . # There doesn't seem to be a regional accent in this area does there ? # If you start going further towards Worcester , Worcestershire . # Into Worcester # that that area . # Well , into Hailsowen # places like that , then you would get an accent . # Mhm . # But I don't look at Birmingham people # Who ? # when Brian ? # Thought he'd be but he wasn't . kids . # You'd better eat that food . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Right I'll move the car then , out of his way . # Oh you've been to see him ? # She hasn't changed . # Sierra . # But not Greg ? # Oh she work in a Dixons ? # What full time ? # Oh the estate agents . # Oh I see . # No . # You can do well in that job though . # You can be er kidnapped and all sorts . # You can do well in that job . # You can be kidnapped and all sorts . # Mm it must be at Cowley cos Connolly's virtually closed now . # What department's he in ? # Dunno . # Oh . # A lot of them have you know . # Is that the one that rung Patricia ? # Which one was that ? # Oh . # I think , is in the er garage ? # Did you go for your gauge then ? # No . # You've gotta keep off them . # The white the white lines # and manhole covers . # You've gotta find out where they are . # They make you change your line . # Well you have to sometimes . # You'll get used to it and it doesn't affect you # after a bit . # But you've got to watch them when they're , when you're in the wet . # You w if your d wheel does move it won't move far . # You get used to that , the wheel moving over a bit . # It will stop itself . # It will , it just might slide a bit but it will stop sliding when it comes off it . # Well you you've travelled another hundred yards . # Yeah . # Keep away from the kerbs . # That's the most important thing . # Well you can go straight up to Longridge Lane . # Up to Gr Gravelly Corner # Are you going over to Droitwich on it or will you go in your car ? # When you gotta go Droitwich ? # Oh tomorrow . # Well the weather forecast is dry anyway . # Get used to carrying it . # Get used to carrying it . # I always found that awkward at the top . # Specially if there was cars on the hill and I had to pull up behind them . # Cos you you run out of you know , what things to do . # Cos you've gotta have one foot on the ground and you've gotta have one o ha foot , one on the brake # one on the clutch , one on the throttle # and the other one on , and your gear change . # You're one missing . # Plymouth Road's another awkward one . # The first , the first down bit when you're going down Plymouth Road . # When you come to the right , the bend . # And it gets wet down there as well . # It gets a bit slippy on there . # And there's manhole covers as you come out the bend . # Yeah . # Go at a speed you can enjoy it . # Go at a speed that you can enjoy riding it at . # And it will last you longer , you know ? # Your bike , the engine , the oil . # You reduce it's life . # It should cruise along at about fifty at , you know , quarter throttle . # Yeah . # It's about right for a four hundred . # Mine would be doing about five grand at that . # Four and a half , five . # Mine went up with , you know let's face it if I was doing sixty mile an hour it would be doing just over six grand . # Anything over that , you know mine is going up towards the seven into the red . # Yeah . # And mine did and mine's only a , mine was only a sm you know one eight five . # Don't , just keep your revs down . # Hello Rick . # You poor tired little boy . # How long has he had his car ? # Ooh ! # I mean that's the pits . # Everybody does , don't they ? # Mm . # Is it yellow or green ? # Oh a red one ! # Load of rubbish . # No . # No . # Just give me a fiver . # And , do you want a wee ? # Do you want a wee ? # Tell me what you want ? # Come here . # Do you want a wee wee ? # Don't you cheek # You cheeky . # T that's it , walk all over me . # You cheek # Yeah ? # Yeah . # You need good gloves # cos see once your hands get cold you've gotta give up . # Yeah . # Oh you haven't seen him . # Yeah ? # Yeah . # Oh yeah it happens , yeah . # It's very hard to balance a till . # Yeah . # It could have been there all the time . # And you missed it you see ? # Yeah . # Go on . # Quick , quick quick quick . # Good boy # Go on . # Go on . # And me . # Give me one . # Give me a kiss . # Rick Rick Rick Rick Hey . # Oh thanks Rick . # Yeah . # When ? # Oh this morning ? # See it's having a pocket # It's having a pocket to put it in to . # Yeah . # Oh we're first by the look of it . # Well almost first anyway . # Haven't you ? # Oh Mary was late up . # There was a right panic in our house . # Well I , I got up late and Brian was in the bathroom . # Had to rush downstairs , do my breakfast . # Had some Weetabix quick and a cup of tea . # Rush rushed into the bathroom . # Went in there and went and got dressed so Mary was up then so when I got back downstairs the er breakfast , my breakfast was on the table . # Again . # So all in all , it's quite exciting . # Yeah . # Yes I am . # I think I'd have if you was to say that . # I would have been upset . # I would , I'd have gone to . # I thought I'm , I'm going this morning . # No . # Didn't have time really . # Er yeah . # Yeah , should have somewhere . # Can't you ? # I've got I've got seven I think balls . # But I've got all seven good ones . # But , it looks grotty , it is a good one . # Have I got everything ? # Yeah . # Really ? # It will get rid of it yeah . # I took some yesterday , I was and I took some last night before I went to bed and I took two this morning . # Cos my hips were killing me . # My hips were killing me , you know ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Ooh . # Oh you ca I'll let you . # If we ever get up this hill . # Morning . # Yeah . # Yeah . # He's conscientious anyway isn't he ? # He's doing his best . # Oh yeah . # Don't look up . # Phew Oh dear . # Nearly there . # I find if I don't look up it's not so bad . # You ought to be able to drive up here didn't you ? # I really wouldn't mind selling all my camera gear . # Su and er it's su such a waste . # I never use it . # No . # I mean if I sold it cheap . # Even if I only sold it , you know for a couple of hundred pounds . # Well it's worth more than a hundred . # I couldn't sell it # that cheap . # What do you want Rick ? # If you're not gonna help , clear off . # Rick being the dog . # Oh yeah that , that will be handy . # Yeah . # I'll I'll keep the writing set . # Yeah . # Right yeah . # I myself . # Okay . # These windows aren't that dirty Mary . # They're not that dirty , it isn't long since I cleaned these you know . # I'm only doing this as a big favour . # Eh . # I'm gonna tell Norman I got five thousand for the car . # So don't , don't say nothing . # He'll be as sick as a pig . # Whose are they ? # Mine ? # Your oh ours ? # Are they the ones that er # Is that the one that's , one's broken ? # Oh . # Well get rid of it then . # Yeah . # Yeah sell it . # He's not , he's not doing these sills like he said he would . # Like I asked him to . # The , the window cleaner . # Aha . # Wh who bought us that ? # Yeah . # What ? # Oh . # Oh yeah . # Oh that's expensive though , isn't it ? # Yeah . # That was a few pounds . # Yes I know . # Yeah . # We've , I mean we've lost a hundred pound on the car . # Cos it er the tax er there's twelve month's tax on it . # Oh no and it's gone now . # Twelve months , yeah . # I suppose I suppose we could get rid of the erm all these pay slips now couldn't we ? # Well I mean they're only part sets . # They aren't actually worth a lot of money . # Are they ? # Yeah . # We're gonna burn all these ? # These want burning don't they ? # Yeah . # I'll burn them . # Well I don't like things like this flying around . # The old pay slips and things . # So I I'll burn them . # I'll burn all this . # I'll burn them in the garden . # On the top patio . # Have a little fire going . # Yeah , I I would . # That rubbish ? # That's it . # No , these are all foreign coins . # You can't get rid of these . # No . # No I'll keep them . # Rubbish . # We'll keep the coins . # I'll keep the coins . # Oh , right . # Well all this , all this is good . # I want to keep . # Everything in there's gonna be kept . # Yeah I know I fou seen it the other day Mary . # No . # That's I want , don't don't chuck old and ancient things away that might be worth a lot of money later on . # I mean that's a rare thing . # What's that ? # Yeah . # For car boot sale . # Car boot sale that one . # On the tray . # That's a screwdriver set . # It's erm it's a carving set . # Car boot sale . # Yeah . # Car boot . # Acom Yeah . # What's in this ? # Playing cards . # Yeah . # Well you can have that and don't , don't want it chucked away . # That's a pen . # That's a pen . # Car boot sale . # That's a good tiepin . # No that's it's a Rover tiepin . # What's this one ? # Oh is it ? # Yeah . # Hang on . # Put them in there . # Yeah . # Now what's it ? # You ! # I find things two years later . # Yeah . # So # Mm . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Just talk normal . # You know # just behave normal as if it , as if you don't know it's there . # I have to use the tapes up in normal conversation . # I'm doing a survey . # That's right , yeah . # I really want it on all the time now . # Well , well as people are talking in the house cos I'm getting behind with the tapes . # I've gotta use ten tapes up before what ? # Saturday . # So we have to leave it on . # Should be another one of these . # Somewhere . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah I remember that night , yeah . # That was at er Millionaires . # Ha ! # Yeah . # No , I want heavier string than that . # That's car boot . # Have you got all the suits and things in there ? # Have you got them out of here as well ? # No I'm gonna keep that . # That's my jockstrap . # That's my good jockstrap . # Yeah where's the box ? # Oh I wanna keep that . # It's a good one this is . # The one with the box . # I'm not throwing that away . # I want you to the box . # It's not easy . # It won't come in ! # Er it won't fit . # I can't get it in . # Never heard such rubbish . # I'm not . # No . # No , they're a few years old them are . # Put my weight training gloves up there . # That's right . # Hey ? # Happy birthday Mary . # Happy birthday . # No I'm ever so thirsty . # I don't know what the hell's the matter with me . # I've gotta go and get a drink . # No I haven't , no . # D what somebody s ask me to ? # Well what do you ask me if I put the kettle on for ? # No I had a drink of erm squash . # We're looking through that Mary . # They good quality ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # They're a nice pattern . # Nice pattern on them . # Yeah , nice ones . # Yeah . # What does it say ? # Solid stainless steel , yeah . # If it had said solid silver I'd have been down the h down the s down the high street . # what it is . # Cos it's not elastic . # What for ? # Oh perfume ? # What's that Mary ? # Scrap . # Was it , did I buy you them ? # The dust that's in there . # No keep the goggles and that , yeah . # Keep the ski stuff , yeah . # I mean this ought to go in the paper really . # Put it down there on the floor please . # This ought to go in the paper Mary , not boot not the car boot . # No . # Yeah , it's too late er what day is it today ? # It's too late # for this week . # Yeah , yeah . # It'll have to go in The Advertiser . # It's too late now isn't it ? # Mm . # It had the right colour in it as well . # Yeah , it's the right colour as well . # That camera , the camera equipment ought to go in The er Advertiser not the car boot sale . # Where's the Y ? # Have y have you chucked the Y out ? # Have you chucked it out ? # The Y . # I've got no money anyway . # Have we still got that ? # Let's drink it . # Let's drink it . # It's time we drunk it . # Oh it'll be vintage then . # That's what I'd like , that's what I said to her , it'll be vintage . # Y what are you doing with them ? # I thought we were chucking them all away ? # Yeah . # Ge get rid of them . # Eh ? # See her . # You were lending them to this one here . # No . # You can buy your own . # Right . # Yeah . # If there's some missing . # You took them to Coventry and left them there then . # Is that two jackets ? # Is one of those mine ? # By the size . # Beside mine were split . # That's mine . # Mine were split . # Car boot sale . # Anything else up there ? # Come on . # Mm , I don't know whose them are . # We need another bag . # Yeah # Yeah . # Mary . # Bible . # Yeah keep that Mary . # Never chuck a holy book away . # Never throw the holy book away . # Mm . # The word of the lord . # Matthew Mark Luke and John . # Well that should be downstairs and read every night . # One page . # That should be downstairs and either one or two pages read every night . # By one person . # To learn something about it . # Because it's important . # Important . # Is that , is that it's not a catholic bible is it ? # Mm . # Well not everything's gonna fit in that black bag is it ? # Where you going ? # Well why don't you answer it up here ? # No . # It's worn . # Yeah . # No matter how careful I am with this lead it gets a knot in it . # How much were these Mary ? # Can you remember ? # Were they ? # Eh ? # Well , if we make fifty quid it'll pay the fifty quid for the transporter costs won't it ? # Well it depends what we've got . # Depends what we've got , yeah . # He's in and out of there looking thin and sorry for himself . # How are we doing ? # Er you chucking them away ? # Anything else in here ? # They will do up there . # Right . # Is the Y did you chuck the Y out ? # The Y . # Is it ? # My teeth . # I'm cleaning the plaque off my teeth . # Yeah , they should be with the camera . # They put them in there for now . # Oh there's some envelopes . # get some stamps . # I've run out of stamps . # I have to list # I will have to list , when I put the camera in the paper I'll have to list everything that's in there , in the bag . # And put it on a piece of paper and put it on the notice board so that if anybody rings up you can say well this is what it is . # And just reel off what's written down . # Stevey-boy . # Today ? # Yeah . # Because she shouldn't be here . # That's . # That's gotta go downstairs . # This can go back in the cupboard . # Which one ? # Dunno . # Yeah I think so Mary . # Well what do you want to do with them ? # Well it's only christmas erm it's only a christmas thing . # No no , it isn't . # I don't think it is . # It's just a christmas christmas gift . # Suppose it might go , souvenir . # I don't , I don't know how much you , you you could ask for it ? # Mm . # Is it ? # Disney ? # Yeah . # Mm something like that yeah . # Five or between five and ten . # Do you wanna get rid of it ? # See I think it's is it too late for the er the Y this week ? # Is it ? # I'll go and have a look . # Is that it in this room , more or less ? # What are you doing with this water ? # What are you doing with the water ? # Rick you smell . # They must be in the in the washer . # They must be in the dishwasher . # Still working . # Do yo want to run me up Mary ? # Do you want to run me up ? # Run me up . # Well there's never any place to park . # Or I'll run you up while you run in to shop and I'll go and turn round . # Being as you've got the money . # Wants , it wants to go now . # Well which car # which car boot sale do you want to go to ? # I don't know where they are Mary . # I thought you knew all about it . # Yeah , but I thought you had one in your mind . # Because you've been badgering me for weeks to go to a car boot sale . # Yeah . # Probably nobody went to it . # Well any time really . # They're rolling up at about half past seven . # Mm . # The the dealers are , yeah . # Cos I've see them , seen them going in on Sunday . # But there's no point in going early . # Cos there'll be nobody there . # Mm can you pay for this advert Mary ? # Which is car park number two ? # Oh that big one ? # Well I mean we could go and have a look . # If you go and have a look and see how many people are in there . # Does it say how much ? # Is it ? # You know I don't like paying out . # Mary # Paying out . # Yeah . # You drop it in and I'll I'll I'll turn the car round . # Have you got bring some money with you cos I haven't got any . # Come on it'll only take us , we'll only be five minutes . # I keep walking in this rubbish you've swept in the # Er no . # Think it's oil . # Yeah it's oil . # Well I put things in cupboards . # That's the same , that's like Geoff you know ? # I don't know . # Don't you want it ? # It's probably this one . # No . # Yeah . # Did you hear what I said ? # Is he gonna pack it up ? # Otherwise you'll , you'll not speak to him at all cos I shall just pick the phone up and say # and say you're not in . # Well that's alright . # I don't mind how many times he rings you at the phone box . # It's oil . # What's it say on that label ? # . # Sling it . # Throw it out . # Yeah . # In the # Ah be careful . # Erm just check . # It's thinners . # I wanna label on it really . # Where are the labels ? # Yeah it's a # Yeah . # It's a glass cleaner . # What's that one ? # Ooh that stinks . # No . # it might be leaking . # No it's not empty . # No it's not leaking . # Don't know what was in there . # If it leaks it'll blow the house up anyway . # It's always been in there . # Oh what a bugger bugger . # And a bugger bugger bugger . # I know . # What's that ? # Paint . # Spray paint I think . # De-icer . # What's that one ? # That's off the car T-cut . # Matt black . # That's the piece off the light outside . # What's that one ? # Oh we don't want that . # That's empty as well . # Oh Rick look what I've found . # Oh Rick look what I've found . # It's glue . # Solvent . # Yeah it's gone . # I I've had it for years . # Now I think this is that's brake fluid . # What's this ? # Bloody rubbish . # Where was that ? # I'll bollock him for sticking his rubbish in my cu cupboards . # Tha I want that , yeah . # That's a special . # Who , who's had all the nails out of them ? # Look . # They're expensive to buy . # You shouldn't vandalize them . # Dead . # I'm just putting it all in one place , yeah . # I'm trying to get an empty one . # So that I can put this sort of stuff somewhere frigging else . # Well they're off a pushbike , yeah . # Well I dunno I , they're not mine , they're Brian's . # So I can't really speak # That's that's important as well . # That's for doing . # Eh ? # Yeah it is a bomb . # It's a potential bomb . # I'm pissed off with that thing stuck up me nose . # Ah . # I'll take them to work . # I need them . # Are there any more in there ? # That's Malcom's . # That's Brian's . # I could take these back . # Take these back to the boys . # Cos I don't need them . # They're they're the sort of things that you could never get hold of , you know , that we always kept ourselves . # So I brought them home with me so I could , I could take in actual fact I could take them back . # Cos they're no good to me . # And I don't suppose they can get them now . # I'll take them back tomorrow . # Ta take all them back for those at work . # Cos I don't want them . # Better keep them . # These could go to the car boot sale . # That one's brand new . # Mm ? # No . # Not really , no . # None of that's rubbish Mary actually . # We'll keep it . # Whatever's keep everything in there Mary . # Oh , see if I can find something to er # Yeah . # There's a pair of overalls . # They should be in the car . # Then if you had a puncture and it was raining or something . # They're paper overalls . # Just put them on and throw them away when you've finished . # Er do one at a time . # Have to be careful . # Yeah , car boot sale . # Yeah , car boot sale . # Car boot sale . # That's yours . # Rubbish . # Was that in there ? # And another one . # Well this is brand new actually . # It's a brand new torch that is . # Just wants a battery . # Yeah . # So , what do you want , a medal ? # Torch . # No I haven't seen him yet . # I I must try and cop him tomorrow . # And give him the good news . # I'll s I've gotta say to him I've taken your advice Normal I'm I'm having the two one six G T I . # I'll say to him I'm taking your advice , I'm having the two one six G T I model . # Yeah I'll take that to work . # To the boys at work . # Well that's it . # That's virtually empty now . # There's nothing in here I can chuck away . # I've checked them . # Checked them . # Everything we need . # There's , I mean there's stuff in here we need . # No place else to put it . # They're my leggings . # They want washing . # Can you wash them ? # Being as you want them out . # So you shouldn't try # Well dunno . # Did you ? # Oh . # Put them back in here . # Conned again . # Tools . # Okay ? # We may get rid of that stuff . # Can you ? # Yeah . # Okay . # Well we'll leave this , leave this in here . # I can take the erm that's it . # As long as it isn't over the vice . # Cos the vice has been going rusty . # The vice has been going rusty cos of the dryer . # Oh here's some more here . # There's another one here . # we don't want them now . # See we can tape all these again . # Look , I'm fed up of this . # Right . # That's it's home from now on . # That's Brian's . # Brian bought a new one . # But mine has disappeared . # I mean it doesn't matter , I can use that one . # It's all the same to me . # These are mine . # I bought these with my own money . # I need that Mary . # I need them . # It's er fuel pipe . # Well that's the scout socket off the T V and that's fuel pipe . # Put it back up there . # Put it in here . # That that , no . # I I know what's there . # There's nothing there to get rid of . # Except this . # I can get rid of these cos er it's packed up now . # Being as the car's going on Monday I don't actually need the gemini er alarm . # Might as well get rid of it . # Treat it as junk and throw it away although it cost me more than fifty four . # It's no good if it don't work . # No , car boot sale . # Yeah . # Might as well get rid of it eh ? # There's about four or five of them in there now . # There's about four or five of them in there now . # Oh that's right . # It does happen . # I want all that . # Stick it up where ? # Oh yeah , I want them . # Mm . # Might find a job for him some time you see . # We don't really want it . # It's car boot sale . # Yeah . # Keep it . # Leave it up there for now . # Keep it . # I might want to cut your head off . # Oh that was a kit . # Mary . # That was the kit . # Right , leave them in there Mary . # Well that's it for that cupboard . # That's it . # Yeah # Yeah . # Crap . # A thing like a a brillo pad does the same . # Give us that out . # I mean that's going rusty . # If that goes rusty it's no bloody good . # dry it doesn't matter . # Keep that Mary yeah . # It's handy . # Well , it's handy for me . # Er , chuck it away . # I don't really want the bits . # That's for the washing machine . # Oh that's . # It's cleaning fluid . # Special . # Special cleaning fluid . # Somebody went to a lot of trouble to get me that . # Well I mean that's it . # We , we've been all the way round now . # We've been all the way round now . # Er are you having , are you putting any dinner on today ? # No . # Well I'll just have a I'll just have a couple of erm lamb sandwiches . # It was in the drawer . # Somebody had put it in the drawer . # There's a nice pink colour Rick . # I don't know what they've got in this one . # It looks pink , the dog food . # I don't know what it is . # Yeah . # If you live in Australia it's kangaroo meat . # Yeah it's funny . # He always did look a funny sort of chap though didn't he ? # But I liked him , cos he was so funny . # It # He's really funny . # I thought he the way he acted and I I thought he was er a real comedian . # Here you are . # Go on eat it up . # Hurry up . # Hurry up and then we go out for a walk . # Go on . # It's over there . # Go and frigging eat it . # Come on you . # What's the matter ? # Got you ! # Go on . # Hurry up . # You won't go out . # You won't go out if you don't eat it . # I'm telling you . # Rick , your mum's there Rick . # Walking all over the grass that I haven't cut yet . # We need bread out the freezer . # I'm gonna do myself a sandwich . # Yeah . # No . # Well , I might have a sandwich later . # If I'm starving . # But I don't want a dinner . # I know . # And look at how long it lasted as well . # Could have bought that this morning . # Er and I had every intention of # I had every intention of doing it this morning . # Oh . # I never saw you . # This isn't yours Rick . # This is mine . # I'm going to enjoy this Rick . # If I can cut it without cutting me hand off . # Some of what ? # What's that ? # Oh yeah ? # Supposed to be able to . # Is this my tea Mary ? # You sure ? # Rick go and eat your food . # You're joking . # He's got more sense . # There are certain things you can do with a sixteen year old . # There are certain things you can do with a sixteen year old . # But living with them isn't one of them . # What's that Mary ? # Yesterday didn't do anything . # I didn't . # I got up and took you up town . # Bought you lunch . # What did you eat ? # That's right . # Same difference . # Have we used it all ? # Well . # I'll have a word with Roger . # See if he can get some more . # Oh yeah I want to buy some Jeyes Jeyes fluid . # Where is he ? # Oh it's alright . # Well see if it comes up a bit . # I mean it could be that there's air in it somewhere . # I don't know why it would suddenly start losing pressure . # Yeah . # Yeah . # That up there . # In the back ,if you take this cupboard it doesn't matter . # Actually , I can eat that tomorrow . # Yeah , I'll eat them tomorrow as well . # Uncanny ! # Move that ! # I was talking to the gannet ! # The gannet ! # No . # Did it ? # Yeah . # I wonder where he's put it then ? # Oops , and there's cats everywhere you're walking ! # Did I tell you what we had in our cup this morning didn't I ? # Yeah it has . # Ha ! # That have to give it to Ded , she's got a car . # It's the for us car tax . # Yeah , that's what that is , D L V Swansea . # as a reminder . # So you're tax will be up soon then ? # Oh , it has come then ? # Yeah . # I hate that ! # Puts you right off eating ! # We can't have a new car an , and go to frigging Amsterdam can we ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # I am . # What ? # Why not ? # I know . # Dot , Dotty . # No , she's going mad ! # She's going senile , I tell you ! # She hasn't brought us nothing back ! # Did he # ? # What ? # You ain't ! # Bye then ! # I was having a sing-along ! # Who said are we having a sing-along ? # Yeah . # Oh ! # Monday . # Here we go ! . # Oh ! # The . # Ricky , come on in ! # Well the C D works Mary ! # The C D works okay . # That's alright , I've wired that up now . # But # well I'm trying to sort the wires out , I'm I was that short of time , I had to cut some more lines up . # Want another ? # Hop it ! # You cheeky dog ! # No , no reason . # No reason . # Oi Lights ! # When you out you left every light on ! # No just leave it in my chair . # if you want . # What's he got mate ? # What's he got ? # What's he eating ? # What's he eating ? # And her mouth's still shut ! # Oh is this on the Y T S Trish ? # How much is that a week ? # Oh I see . # It'll be whatever # whatever # What's on ? # What's on ? # Oh that's good that is . # What time's your interview ? # I told you ! # Ay # Yeah , from here go # into town to go Wingates and tha , that way . # Ay # You don't go as far as Church Hill ! # You're going to Wingates aren't you ? # Well you don't go as far as Church Hill then . # I know it , yeah yeah . # It's on the side you get off the bus . # It's there somewhere just by the bus station . # You ? # Are you thinking of going ? # Hiya ! # Have you done your round ? # Yeah . # What for ? # That's ridiculous that is , ! # I bet they don't do nothing ! # All they gotta do is take you home ! # That's all they go , and take you home that's all there is to do . # I wo ,an hour ! # You need to pay for the . # on mine . # I told the bloke , I look after that my cars in the garage . # Seen our gas bill ? # A hundred and forty eight pound ! # Yeah , I put her on the bus . # Yeah , I've just made the tea . # Wouldn't he ? # Has he ? # Oh ! # They look revolting ! # Yeah good luck ! # When did you send it ? # Yeah . # Th ,the there's probably er you know , no rush for them . # Who does ? ? # Ah who doesn't ? # Yeah but no but you don't want to be a cashier . # Ay # Yeah , wet yeah ? # No , I haven't # taken the dog out yet . # I've just got up ! # Just this , tidying up about ten minutes I always fill the house up with junk ! # Yeah yeah , . # now ? # That's all they wanna know Ded ! # Tha , that's exac , that's exactly what they are now ! # All they wanna know how much you're gonna pay ! # How much money they're taking off you ! # Now who else had the same problem ? # I think it was Colin # Anything else , was there anything else , wrong ? # No . # I tell you something , if I had to go there , my God ! # He'd have gone a bit # Don't it sounds ! # Oh yeah . # Oh ,I'm as it is , so # . # Oh it's well and truly bad ! # well sometime Monday . # I've , gotta get down there first . # Yeah . # Okay . # I erm I go to Jean for my dinner . # Smart car ! # Smart car ! # and all that . # And it's all white ! # They couldn't get a red one . # It's the other side of the road , I'm telling you ! # By the bus stop . # New building . # oh . # Oh ,yellow gates ? # I'll ju , just on the side of the Trish I'll you # for okay ? # When you get off other side of the road . # Yeah they would , just ask where the health centre is it's there somewhere ! # The centre . # I think it's just on the corner innit Ded ? # As you go # er , by the bus stop . # By the bus stop # No . # At the centre # Well that's . # So she wouldn't get a bollocking ? # Yeah . # He ain't got a clue , now ! # Yeah . # Yeah , off you go then , let's have a look at you , come here ! # Yeah , except they're only it's somebody who # That's alright now . # Cheerio pet ! # If you're not coming home give us a ring ! # Oh well . # And just stood there ? # Oh did you find his slipper that's missing ? # Where was it ? # Mhm . # Yes . # Well , is the milk outside there ? # Is it ? # Oh ! # Okay . # Well I was gonna come and have a look at the Fiesta that's all . . # Yeah . # Are you ? # Oh I'll , I'll have a look at it next # Well I'm off on Tuesday . # I'll do it next Tuesday then # So hopeful the weather's gonna be # Is it still raining ? # Oh it's stopped now though . # It's always how's thi , how's this ? # I am pissed off with that bleeding golf as well ! # He's took it bad , he's a fine weather but it seems like # Yeah . # Mm ? # Er Monday hopefully . . # No , cut it up I meant sew it up . # get hold of that cos that's gotta as well . # It's rotten now . # Put it outside . # The water will go , go down to it now , won't last five minutes so I'll cut it up . # Erm I hadn't really , but I can do , I mean I don't mind , if you wanna go up town . # Oh ! # I'll erm # I haven't done this week yet . # Do it on Thursday , so that Thursday . # That'll be on Thursday morning . # All the we had we did this week or were there no draws ? # And er we didn't # didn't have many of them with ours . # We'll have to see you just do it . # Bloody hope ! # Get my house ! # Oh ! # Yeah . # You know that big bloody place has gone up now ! # I hope it sucked up , I was really worried about that ! # Don't buy it on it's own when they go wrong costs a lot of money ! # I was worried why am I bleeding the system after I've done the radiators and changed them , you know repair the pipe work . # I've turned the taps on to refill it and the pressure taps they're in there till we fill the I was going round , finding trickle here I was going round bleeding all the radiators , the whole system had to be drained down ! # I was upstairs bleeding the radiators , all air hisssss air whooshing out everywhere I thought I better check to see when I come in , that thing was full of water ! # Yeah . # He says fill the boiler # so I did . # And it's overflowing , that's the overflow there ! # And you can see it's running down from the bottom , the pressure innit you see ? # Yeah , here . # I'll have to get some water out of it now . # For some reason it's # come up . # Now where's that band ? # I've been looking for that all week ! # The bloody key ! # The key to the bloody boiler ! # I see it . # Yeah I do wanna go up town Ded . # I just wanna call in the garage to see my mate Rob cos I wanna take him a load of stuff back to the garage . # That's # Cos I'll take it back . # No . # Want a cup of tea ? # Must of been another one . # During February . # Does he ? # He likes them here give us # now . # I knew there was a water leak there but if it hadn't with rain that it definitely was a water leak . # That's the only way the pressure would be down and the leak with water you know , it had to be a water leak . # My turn to er cook today . # Potatoes , some broccoli erm Brian's having kiev , chicken kievs Mary's having something out of our bake something and I'm having cold lamb . # lamb you know , the what's it one ? # It's very in some sauce . # Yeah they're really nice ! # Spare rib , yeah . # I think it is yeah . # And spare ribs ? # Here's your joining the frigging A A ! # And then swopping the car with twelve months A A on it ! # I think we done last time , for twelve months . # No , I've already paid for twelve months . # And it'll automatically from the time I tell them . # I'll go and see them this morning . # I'll go and see them I can do that , they'll have to . # No , I'll put my big trainers on if I can find them ! # I yesterday . # Hee hee again ! # I keep being , I was really despondent ! # Didn't like the idea . # See the ! # Thick as two short planks ! # Ded , do you know rats ? # They've come from next door gotta be they've bor , burrowed down a ha , another # He said , oh yeah you've definitely got rats . # Erm well they we , came again yesterday , put some more stuff down it's erm it's wheat with # Mixed with , put # some rat poison in it yeah , and they eat it . # He said what ever you do he said don't cover the hole up , he said they like they like to , they like to see light . # So we've left the hole uncovered with stuff all the way around it . # No , I think it's a brown one according to Mary it looked brown it brown one not so bad , I mean if it was erm if it was a grey one would of been a sewer rat ! # Coming up , which would have been more serious , maybe , cos it meant there might have been a break somewhere or # Down a bit , sort of like , it's going up er the M one innit ? # Leicestershire , that way . # Tamworth ? # Mm . # Yeah . # I mean , Birmingham is over run with rats ! # They're everywhere ! # London's the same ! # That's the sewer rats . # They just multiply in there's millions of them ! # And th , think they're having a real problem in Birmingham as well the they're , trying to get rid of them and they're down the sewers all the time trying to get rid of the bloody things ! # Cos they're coming up you see # See any crack in the drain or anything like that , all of their burrowing and they'll get through it ! # And that's what they're doing , they're coming into peoples gardens and rushing down the sewers again , you know ? # Yeah . # Mm . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Oh yeah , I've seen her recently , yeah . # Was it goo buffet good ? # Was it a good buffet , yeah ? # Cos they do that sort of thing now . # Mm . # That's where you met Colin and told him I was having a new car . # Mm . # Mhm . # Is he ? # Yeah . # You twenty five Ded ? # Mm . # Well that's side A and get a couple done today it won't look so bad . # Get your coat on ! # Ay # Yeah . # Ricky ! # Are you ready Rick ? # I'll just lock up . # the door . # Don't ask me ! # Don't ask me ! # What I'm doing is I'm taking her out . # The girls I think Jo , Jean and George are coming down so # if you wanna come out with us for a meal erm we're gonna go to The Fox . # And then we're going way up Chester , taking her up Chester . # Well I'll have to pay for Jean and George anyway . # Erm I'll have to pay , cos I've got no money . # So I'll put it # on my Access . # Yeah , I know , , they're catching up are they or are pac , are they closed down ? # Who's , who's there to cash then ? # What about ? # Take your time . # Don't get many figures . # Yeah . # And , have you found it ? # Oh you haven't , you know where to find it if you want ? # Well I'll go up this way , haven't combed my hair . # You know what next door's done ? # Somebody said it was next door . # The rubbish ! # Well I mean # wouldn't of done it . # If he had of done , it would Leonard's , not the other side . # Well I co , I've seen him bringing out bringing it out in bags it falls out of there ! # I'm not saying it was her . # Oh those , I should think so , yeah . # Yeah . # You can't , cos you couldn't have inside . # Yeah . # Mm mm . # Yeah . # Yeah . # in your mouth ! # Yeah . # They've probably shrunk them anyway . # God , look at that ! # Yeah . # Yeah , I don't know what it is . # That house is lovely inside . # The one that's in the path . # , I said that looks nice doesn't it ? # Yeah . # . # I'm just gonna . # One o'clock Mary said she might pop home . # Trying to kill me again ! # Pick your legs up quickly ! # Ooh you cheeky devil ! # Good boy ! # Which one ? # George ? # Yeah . # Yes . # Yeah . # Yeah . # I bet that took some setting up when they ? # They must be sitting there for hours with a camera ! # Come on boy ! # Yeah . # Good boy ! # Has she ever come with you ? # No . # She's got no commitment has she ? # I can't imagine that ! # Yeah . # Really ? # Yeah . # A few , they'll do ! # Put perfume on before he comes out ! # Get out of it ! # Yeah I know that . # Yeah . # I do , I shall take him round the garages and then back up here across the field , and then back home again . # I'm taking him for about an hour . # That takes about an hour that does . # Round the square past Dartons past Cresser # round that square then back up the other way betwe up through the factories # back up the path again and then up here . # Lovely and warm today ! # It's stupid ! # France haven't they , I mean # If you've got a water in this and our resources , than we have ourselves ! # Bloody disgusting ! # Mm . # Yeah , but what we had the Conservatives have sold ! # We've got nothing left now ! # We'll never get it back # even if it was snatched back privatised all the money would of gone ! # A million pound a day ! # Course the most sickening part of it is , that the twenty five thousand with British Telecom well they're making millions of pounds profit everyday ! # It's all to do with money before jobs now . # people don't count any more ! # time to leave this place ! # No I wouldn't blame you ! # Yeah . # At least you , you get paid for what you do . # Yeah . # in ten years . # I know . # I mean , if you went to America and told them told a bu , American business man that to invest in this country because we've got a lot of ! # . # I'm saying there's only two ways you can do it in this country unless is to stop on the dole and . # I go to work and earn . # Yeah . # I don't normally go that way it's walking through the car park . # If I go back along the path again he can have a good sniff there . # Well that's what they done to Dave , they were French weren't they ? # No , can't of been . # And he er , went to work one morning and they he , they says to him you're wanted in the office , and he came in the office and he was one of the gaffers , you know # company car and everything somebody said to him got your car this morning Dave ? # He said yeah so he said lend us your keys a minute give them back the keys , and he says and you're finished ! # What about the car ? # he said you don't touch that car again ! # He said and what about my s gear in the car for towing my caravan and that ? # He , we'll see to that , we'll get it off for you . # He says I've got some personal stuff in the car , he said we'll get it out for you ! # And they never give him the they never give him his tow bar or nothing , he's never had them back ! # Yeah , finished , ! # But , I mean Rover have done the same I know for a fact that Rover have done the same to some of their blokes , # You no , you no longer er you no longer matter ! # See this new deal this new Rover deal is being signed any day now well we're having a we'll be having a ballot any day now . # Japanese style . # When does your pay rise come out ? # April . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Where ? # No . # Yeah . # Well they can't give you a bad one anyway . # So when did you say went away ? # Last week . # Yo , you should hear something . # You should hear a yes or no anyway , so yo , you can be sure . # Rough idea if you . # You toe rag ! # Yeah . # Course you have . # No . # Well they ha they can't do them , I've worked with the people who have got qualifications and they come and ask me wha- , what the basics ! # That's right . # We've got our one of our ex-bosses ,he er when he got the job is the first thing he does is paint all the walls and put all his certificates up ! # He had about forty or fifty ! # And one whole wall was covered with certificates ! # I mean , and he hadn't got a clue ! # Not clue ! # He's driving a bus now ! # But that's what they look for they think it's clever . # Kate , yeah see her the other day . # Oh ! # Oh yeah . # Oh ! # So Kate's living next door to across the road from # Yeah that's right . # Oh ! # First one . # Cos he eats them ! # Wasps are his favourite . # They're his delicacy ! # When we have jam jar or anything in the garden he cannot get his nose out of it ! # He waits for them to on the ba , on the jar you know ! # And of course he tips the jar off eventually , and we have fill it up again ! # I've never known a dog eat so many wasps ! # You're strange ! # You smell ! # You're stupid ! # No hoping to go over to Ireland for a week but not # book anything up , just go over for a week . # Oh did I tell you o our Joanie's coming over . # Yeah , she's coming to see my dad . # On the # on the , twenty seventh I think of this month . # Yeah . # Twenty seventh or twenty eighth , I'm not sure which day . # She's coming over to see Joe # and she's coming over to see my dad just for the day you know . # I'm not sure which day it is , I'll have to let you know . # Yeah , she come over for Joe's wedding . # Yeah , don't you remember , do you remember ? # Didn't you ? # I wonder why you didn't go . # I had the Granada at the time . # I'd only just bought the Granada . # It was the weekend I bought the Granada , I'm sure it was when we went away first time I ever took it out for a run . # Good old car that was I made a profit on that . # The bloke the bloke that wanted it couldn't wait to get his hands on it . # No , he knackered that ! # He didn't have it long he wrecked it ! # They started playing about with it you know ? # Playing about with the engine and playing about with the body work , trying to do it up and all this and they just they just # wrecked it . # Well this is it you see , his son was supposed to be a mechanic , well he wasn't ! # He was a employed by Dorrisons I think as a recovery bloke , you know # cos he he thought he was a mechanic because he was doing that sort of work . # Course he started messing with the er bodywork and the engine and they just wrecked it , but then he sold it to another driver and this other bloke Bob erm oh # Bob , Bob , for a bit and he done a few miles on it and then he sold it to somebody else in the garage . # Yeah and then it disappeared then , I think , you know , I could see it deteriorating every day it was about , it was about three of my cars parking here . # Cavalier yeah . # Good car that . # Oh he had that Cavalier for a few years after I sold it . # Which one ? # The Cavalier , yeah , it was , I liked that one . # I just hope the steering's lighter on this one # Yeah . # Yeah , I hope it's lighter on this one . # You could afford a Mini though . # But you could afford to cho I mean , the cheapest Metro is only about er , six grand you know ? # Not a lot # to me . # You ne # Yeah . # You see yo really you'd need to be you'd need to be only need to be paying back about four grand you see , though ? # You'd be paying something like what I pay , which is a hundred and # Forty five a month . # Ricky , come here ! # He's covered in blood ! # What's , has he eat something ? # His mouth's covered in blood ! # Have a look . # Come here ! # Sit down , sit ! # Sit , come here ! # Come here ! # That's it , now sit down a minute ! # Hold this Ded and I'll prang his mouth open . # Let's have a look ! # Let's have a look at your poor mouth , ah poor Rick ! # What you done ? # What you done ? # Ooh ooh , open ! # Hey open your mouth ! # Ooh I don't know what it is . # You ! # You # I'll get you ! # You cheeky ! # I mean , it could be just a piece of grass that cut him . # You che , what do you say now ? # Has he what ? # Yeah , it's at home yeah . # Yeah . # I don't run him too much with it though because of his back , because of his # back legs . # Oh yeah . # that ball . # So there's the there . # Oh ey that's not , lost lost # down there . # The last one over there in the hedge ,co , no way could I find it ! # Got another one , had a big yellow one for her , I'll find this yellow one # So Trish takes him out one day lost the ball ! # Come back without the ball ! # Come on you ! # No I'm not ,erm if I , if I take her for a long run . # I'm gonna go in now . # She's been the lav that'll be doing for now . # All the way down . # It's gonna rain by the look of it . # Haven't seen her for a couple of month , have you ? # Yeah . # Oh sorry ! # Ay # I know . # The contract is back again , I done all this erm water pipe it were all gravel in there sunk into the ground you know big hole in the ground ! # We went back there yesterday . # Ah yeah . # and Andrea phones me up , she says do you wanna do one of the tours for me , take the kids round ? # Yeah I don't mind I only get the cla , the the lad , the group with the two naughty boys in don't I ? # Ah ! # They were . # Yeah . # Was there a teacher with them ? # Oh yeah . # Go to your mum ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Oh ! # Was she ? # Yeah . # Oh yeah . # Yeah . # I can comb my hair now and then we go straight up town . # And it looks like nobody'll be able to drive in their car , except for Aunt Mary . # She said the only way you could another way you can cut your costs , he said , is , is that due to all these drivers he said , you've got it you've virtually got any driver on this car said just just have it you and yo , and your wife he said , and that'll cut your costs down enormously . # Which ? # Mm it's alright . # Yeah , it does it's alright . # It's funny you know , since I've been having these new cars I see these old cars , what a lot of bloody rubbish on the road , you know ! # Yeah , bloody right ! # It'd do me and all if I had to . # It'd do me and all if I had to . # Don't bother me ! # That's right , yeah . # Make do with what you ca , what you can afford at the time . # Oh , don't say that ! # Dad , if that's what you wanna do , nobody's . # But as long as you earn your living that's nice and quiet ,and you won't have no problems in that area . # No unless you wanna move for a specific reason , there's just # no point in moving . # No that's # that's what you've gotta look for you see . # Now , you see you're lucky that that he's , he's sort of over there # and the other side detached , and how many kids have they got ? # Three girls , see you're lucky really cos if they'd had three boys an i , in a few times , you know , ten years time like , they'd have all , the boys would of been growing up and they'd have had cars stuck everywhere , you know what I mean ? # Though with the girls , that's a bit more unlikely . # I mean , I know it s sounds stupid but that's what you've gotta look for today . # You look at your neighbours , see how many kids they got , see what age they are and work out what's it gonna be like in ten years time . # Like Billy were he lives , he lives on by the courts , you know by the Law Centre ? # He gives me a lift to work . # Yeah . # And er these people , you know , next door like have got er they've got six or seven boys I think !gang of kids ! # They're boys . # They said all of a sudden they've all grown up ! # That's how we got terrible problems cos they've all got erm cars . # And his father's one of these obnoxious types you know ? # All anybody you know ? # Yo , I don't care what you do ! # You do what you like , I do what I do , you can you know ? # Please yourself ! # And they've got this doberman or something that barks all the time like , and it's allowed i in the garden and it sits in the garden all the time and all the rest of it ! # They just don't care ! # Yeah , they're probably # lived next to me , I'd have poisoned it ? # the other day . # yeah . # Oh ! # I'd have shot him and all ! # Yeah , they are rubbish them there though ! # Yeah , you bought the right one . # Wa I wouldn't mind buying one of them myself you know wi I mean if we could sell ours # you know , we could buy one of them and have no mortgage . # I should think # the cars . # You've got your own frigging mortgage ! # I know if I popped it right now , I mean yo you'd a and Trish and Teresa , you , Debbie , Teresa and Mark . # You'd have about , I think it's about fifty five thousand . # That'd buy you a new car wouldn't it ? # That's if I die when I'm fifty five or over . # The is about fifty five or over . # Shall I wait here ? # Yeah , I've left it here for you right . # They're in the house . # I'll go and try the Fiesta while we're here . # Do you know how the start it ? # Is it # let him down . # You open it to the now . # It's not just is it ? # Is the choke on ? # Yeah , that's alright I think sounds alright . # Yeah , I can smell it ! # It's Yeah # sounds alright . # Need a the , these Fiestas , but they never get them right at the , the bloke I works with got one exactly the same as this does exactly ten miles and it cuts out on him . # It's been going for about two now # leave it for a few minutes , then start it up again . # Yeah # Yeah . # It's the it's got a and never sorted them out . # Mm . # one of wo one of the worst ones cars ever made I mean they do make rubbish , but that's one of the worst ones ! # No . # Yeah . # Yeah well # and it doesn't cost you a lot to it really . # Just a few pound in spares # probably up fifty quid of spares does it ? # Couple of years . # Which is the best way ? # Ah , I see , I've gotta go down there then . # Oh oh ! # Nice yeah . # You didn't ! # I wish things would pick up . # Ooh there's a few on that today isn't there ? # The old bloke . # There's a couple of on there . # Stan 's in hospital . # Which ? # Bloody sold it ! # Yeah . # I've asked him . # Jim's Granada that is . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Monday . # No , no sit back down . # I've just come to tell you something else . # Callan says , he's come up for , no I've just come to tell you something else . # I am listening yes . # No , I'm on about # Gosh ! # We can go in the car park . # mechanic ? # Mhm . # The bloke with the , in the what's it coat by the loo . # Yeah . # I sacked . # He was an idiot ! # No . # sound li , the Honda engine Ded . # It goes the opposite way to this . # It runs the opposite way . # I i i it runs the opposite way to this . # Is that one there ? # Ah might have to get one of these get more room . # Yeah . # one of them . # I bet that's then ? # No , say , I can't do it ! # Yeah , don't do them no favours , if they say ,come in Sunday , so I said that really ! # Doggy ! # That's right ! # Yeah . # They , they do look funny don't they ? # now ? # I'll go down as well okay . # She'll know us next time won't she ? # She'll know us next time . # Dunno . # Hey ? # Come on then ! # Oh yeah . # How come anyway ? # Go back up . # Yeah met up with a new man and start again . # Yeah # that's it . # What did she wanna do it herself ? # Oh ! # Did she ? # Oh ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # Oh ! # Yeah . # How much does it cost ? # Are they ? # Four # ways , yeah . # So it's all settled now ? # Oh ! # Aha ! # Oh ! # What you gonna do with the five ? # Buy a car ? # Oh . # Well if you do decide to buy a car , if you wanna get a new one , I'll over . # After you've # like # you're virtually buying it cash then . # For a Metro . # Yeah , you don't have to buy , you don't have to buy the top of the range Metro . # Yeah maybe that's a good idea . # isn't she ? # If you're just working for somebody else . # must be once but er she got # Didn't you know him ? # Well he , he does . # Did it ? # I think the business we # went down # Yeah . # You have to be careful though or she could # you can lose money . # That's right , let him do it . # Yeah . # That's right yeah . # Oh , yeah . # Yeah , I wanna to go to the A A . # Where else did I wanna go Ded ? # Ooh yeah ! # And there was something else . # Yeah . # Oh ! # I'll go up here what have you got where have you gotta , which bank you gotta go to then ? # Midland we'll go to Midland bank first then . # Ah and then down the hill . # Still on ? # Oh . # I know , . # Sorry , I can't stop . # I just say , sorry I don't give interviews . # Yeah , Peter owed me some as well . # Yeah ,getting paid . # Two pound . # I go , I al al already owe them from me , two pounds . # Remember the last time I put it in . # So I borrowed two pound out the bag , I've got plenty of money in the bag but I don't know we . # Yeah , yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # You going in the bank ? # Somethi , something wrong # Give it to you trusts you , you see . # I'd just go and say , here are I can't ha , why can't I have any money ? # I'd just say , I'd close my account here . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah I've ! # Do you ? # Where's that ? # We went to , did I tell you when we wanted a statement , and Mary said where's that money gone ?on the seventh so then I come out this is fifty pound , twenty pound fifteen pound took hundred and forty pound , paid it in , in two days got nothing ! # I said that's where our money's going ! # Must of . # I want our house valued now well not just yet , we want the garden finished first not that it matters a lot . # That looks a nice house for seventy thousand there , three bedrooms # Callow Hill eighty two . # That's nice semi- detached . # Which one ? # Yeah , probably yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah , that's all you're paying for yeah . # there seventy eight thousand , three bedroomed sixty four to sixty eight ,that's probably a fair bit . # See them council houses are se , sell . # Yeah . # Gives you an idea what's er innit ? # I mean ,se # semi-detached houses , look at that , fifty eight , sixty thousand for # semi-detached houses ! # Look at that one for fifty eight ! # I mean , what's a , what does that look like ,an ordinary house , council house # innit ? # Fifty eight thousand ? # Well , ! # Oh yeah . # No . # Go to Ded ? # Put sweepers on ! # I got spike on one of my boots . # And erm I'm swopping my car # and it's got twelve months er membership how will I take it out ? # Yeah , it's come this morning , # or yesterday or something # yeah . # Yep . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Be , just about the same anyway , cos I'm having the car on Monday . # Monday . # Erm # So I'll leave it till Tuesday , # Yes I'm # Yeah . # Alright then . # Oh right . # Yeah . # Alright then . # Just in case yeah , I know , if I break down I can always ring you up anyway . # Yeah . # Okay then . # Ah , that's fine . # Thanks . # And the one next to it , that's a big house . # One seventy five ! # Mm . # Where's that ? # Callow Hill # Yeah . # I don't like them being reduced , that means you're gonna get nothing . # Yeah # How many bedrooms is it ? # Three bedrooms . # Yeah , four bedrooms . # Big double garage that's a good price that is ! # They were trying plug them for a hundred and fifty thousand weren't they ? # Where ? # Must be a . # Yeah . # A hundred and thirty five , yeah , isn't that nice ? # Is it ? # Yeah , must be , yeah . # Blooming big house ! # Well look at those , two hundred and fifty five that's a big that's a bargain innit ? # I know . # You can se , I me , you can see some of them ain't worth the money though can't you ? # I mean , look at that in that , Ashbourne Close there , forty three and a half thousand ! # Mm . # I know , one of the chaps at # work went to see it , it's about four hours long or something ! # Yeah , he said it was worth seeing . # Are you going to next race mee , race meeting ? # I don't know , not very long . # Yeah , I think we said we'd go . # We'll have to see what's , where we are at the time . # Ay # Oh , it won't be much though will it ? # Be a couple of quid I suppose . # Well we want , I better get # Where do you wanna get it ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Did you hear that ? # What's your occupation I'm a bouncer ! # Who was that ? # What do you bounce ! # Balls ! # Yeah , you should of said yes , I said ,I'm all for doing a survey wi , I'm , your being recorded . # Yeah . # No , they're overpowering aren't they ? # Yeah , what do I want ? # I don't want bread , I want eggs . # Get bread from here , and it's nice bread from here . # I'll get a loaf . # I'll have one of those as well . # One of them . # Yeah . # Yeah , it'll do . # How much is this ? # A big one ? # It's probably . # I'll have this one want a cake or anything to go with that ? # What ? # You don't want a doughnut though do you ? # One of them ? # Ay # You paying ? # You're not paying for mine are you ? # No cos I wanna get the er . # And an iced bun and an apple turnover please ? # And a pound out the till ! # Oh yeah I bet they're nice and fresh . # Yeah # the # I like , oh yeah yeah . # they look nice don't they ? # up here Ded ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # I'm not queuing ay No I didn't . # I thought that black bloke had picked them up . # Ought to go back again quick ! # Before he disappeared out the door ! # He wouldn't of got out ! # Hey ? # Yeah , mine's getting heavy as well , we need a carrier bag . # Yeah ,that is . # I'm not sure about the white one though . # Let's go and watch that . # Yeah . # I thought he said ,Fridays , I thought he said a week Friday . # Friday so it's Wednesday and Friday , right ? # I'm not up next Wednesday . # Yeah I know . # Ey di , now did you want anything else ? # It's really mild then . # nice , it was ever so mild . # Mm ? # Round the corner . # I wanna get the spuds . # Yeah . # How much are they in Tesco's ? # Are they twice that ? # More . # Yeah about the same , yeah . # Can I have a pound of chicken breasts please ? # Yeah . # Can I have a carrier bag as well please ? # Oh yeah , that's enough yeah . # I'll have some free range eggs as well . # Er a dozen please ? # Ah ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Don't you ? # No . # Thank you . # Put that in there Ded . # Yeah , yeah and them . # Yeah . # That's a nearly two pound one , they're big ain't they ? # Need to get one of them . # Gonna get them ? # Oh ! # Yeah , a bag of nuggets . # That's cheap !that's forty P . # Trouble is , there's only me that eats it ! # Yeah . # Oh I do . # Ah ? # Ah ? # Yeah . # Yeah , buy them for one ninety nine there . # Don't know . # Yeah , they do . # How much are they ? # Oh , cheap ! # But I , I don't get anything now . # What time you gotta fetch it ? # Five . # Yeah . # Might as well have dinner then , with us because we'll be having dinner about five . # Oh . # Is he is he still got overtime ? # Basic hours now ? # Mind you , they'll probably wanna do overtime next week ! # . # Thank you . # Yeah you wanna . # Then you'll have to do # Your brother # Yeah . # That's right . # Yeah , that's right . # He's not who's gonna give up Queen of England anyway ? # Well think of the money ! # Yeah , just think of the money ! # . # Ay # Yeah . # Yeah . # Why ? # Christ ! # How much # does he give them ? # Is that all ? # I mean , really Sammy should be getting a bit more than that now shouldn't she ? # Pocket money # give # her a pound or something . # Oh no . # Oh , well that's # giving them . # Yeah . # Oh . # You should of said , you'll be docked pay ! # It is yeah , she don't have to though isn't she ? # Mm . # Does she ? # No no I know . # No . # yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Okay . # Oh ! # Ah yeah , well you used to get one of one of them anyway . # Not necessarily the A A , could be er # R A C , you know . # I've got change . # Everybody's saying now , that it looks as if the Labour are now good , but what can they do to us Ded ? # You see the thing is that we want the economy to pick up . # We want our houses to go up in in value and this sort of is not important to us ! # We want things moving ! # Nothing's happening at the moment ! # Yeah , yeah . # Everybody says , oh if the , if Labour go into power , all the money leaves the country ! # That's a load of rubbish that is ! # It's the ones that are frightened ! # That was erm # Yes , love # erm , well there's cold lamb , you like cold lamb ? # Lovely lamb # Cheese # I like it # No I wouldn't eat them Right where's Ted for ? # What's Ted tea doing out ? # Pardon ? # Which ? # whatever you can , there's no stipulation you've got to do so many , you have to do whatever you can , but I expect some people can take them to work and just leave them on can't they ? # It's just something that we can't do I'm afraid so so we're on five now # Er about five past one I should think # No # coming round to see me I suppose she doesn't want anything to eat cos she brought a sandwich with her from work , she took a sandwich to work with her hello you , nearly food time , have you smelt something to eat Ricky ? # Have you smelt something to eat , poor dog , wait a minute , I'll find you something , get down , sit , sit there , stay there . # Yes , sit , stay there # Yes , thank you , here you are Ricky here's for you , where you gone , Ricky where've you gone ? # Right , sit . # Yeah they're all up now , and they've come out just as # come to life # Put the clock behind there . # Who cares ? # in the middle , got to hang , two foot from the tree # and this bloke nearly had the sense , he said he's coming up on the Friday ? # Well he's coming up really strong that's its # Well it is # I nearly , against the wine there huh # You joking , mm , he eats anything now # Mm # No # One of them # the other one was that Wa Watts the American millionaire . # I've told him that's # in this house during the day # Yeah # Oh no , we'll pay to keep her for a long time # Yeah . # Mm # I keep thinking today's Thursday I don't know why # Yeah . # I , I , I thought it was Thursday all day . # The bird thing start and said to Debbie this morning when she brought the car in , how you going to pay ? # That's exactly what they said to Mike the clerk , how you going to pay ? # I can take it over there for the first service which is free anyway and I can take it back to Swansea for the others can't I ? # Have a day out at June's # That's nice , not long then ? # I know I think Steve wants to come with me . # Cos he said to me how , you going up on your own ? # I said well thanks , I knew what he was getting at , I said I'm not sure but then he started saying cos , well , you know , what , if you want somebody to go with you like , I'll got , I started going up # Yeah , # do you realize you've run out of whisky ? # cos there's none in the cupboard # well there's none in there # No # No # I don't want to . # I don't want him there , he'll put me under too much pressure , cos he'll want his , as soon as he's seen his family he'll wanna get back . # Will you be having Stan down ? # Will you be having him down ? no # Have ya ? # yeah # Yeah , but this wasn't discovered until he went for his pass # exam # what before his exam for his test ? , he'd have gone for his medical and it was found on his # at his medical . # The Chief , the Medical Officer , who ever it was , it was a doctor who had said go and see your own doctor , and his own doctor sent him to see a specialist . # No , yeah # I've gotta take him out yet . # Yeah # No , I'll have egg and chips when I come home tomorrow , right what , what do you want ? # What do you want now , ah , that's it push me over you aren't half cheeky , no wonder Mary tells me off the way I treat ya , ah ? # You are awful , yeah , is that right , ain't it ? # Do you love me now ? # Gonna give me a big kiss , oh , good boy . # I don't really want it , but # When is this bloke supposed to be phoning ? # I'm never rude on the phone I could say she's not in #