# Automatically yes . # So , same as this . # If you press this one , if you press record it won't because there's a tape in but if you just press press record automatic and you press record and the play button but you can't press just the record button . # They automatically both go down . # Provided there's a tape in the # in the machine that # Yeah . # noisy # You're gonna # No . # No it doesn't # Yes . # It's going slowly now . # Going much more slowly now as it records more conver conversations . # at all . # . # We'll just have to put it down there some time and just put it on . # So you wouldn't know when it's on or when it's off . # Just have to try and , take a little while to get used to it . # Once you're used to it it's probably . # It's all a matter of getting used to being recorded . # Conversation . # I know . # Yeah . # Mm . # Don't know really . # I've not really heard you much on the phone . # Well yeah but # Oh yeah I knew it was you so it didn't make a lot of difference . # You sound different . # Vera does . # Mm . # She sounds funny on the phone . # Most odd . # Phone her up and think that's not Vera I'm talking to . # Doesn't sound like Vera . # But it is although it doesn't sound like her . # Funny innit ? # No it just sounds # No just sounds # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Mm . # Specially if you're phoning a posh restaurant . # Or something like that . # You tend to sort of I'd like to book a table for two # on Saturday night . # Rather than say look mush I want a # I want a table , you know . # Not many to do now done them all . # What about # Yes thank you . # Fine . # I would have done it actually when , when I took the plate out but the water in the bowl was cold . # Thought it was hot but it was cold . # Mm . # Mm . # Washing the walls and What's going on outside ? # Car or lorry or something going by by the sound of it . # Yeah . # Yeah . # No . # Not really . # fact it'll be quite handy in a way really , you know it's # handy to live on the on your right next to work in a way cos you don't have to worry about # getting there so much do you ? # Handy , really . # And it's not far from town . # It's a little walk but it's not that far is it ? # Top Street and you # cross the main road and you # and you're like the horse fair # No . # We're not there yet are we ? # It's going well . # Oh yeah . # Sorry ? # I wrote it . # not now . # You have . # Not really . # Well haven't really got much of an accent at all have I ? # Yes . # But not this region . # Ah . # Get # Yeah , suppose # Never mind . # Rita ? # that sort of # Romford yeah . # So she's got a bit of an accent in in a way hasn't she ? # No . # Frank ? # Frank and Barbara . # Frank's London isn't he ? # Bob ? # Bob's Notting # Not though is he ? # Yeah . # No . # Mm . # Sonny is more sort of # Norfolkish isn't he ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Well it's only about as far up there as it is up town . # Don't think the weather's gonna be too bad . # Mhm . # Not that # we're going anywhere . # So you couldn't get interested in it ? # No . # It's a bit I don't know # see what it's about . # What about it ? # You don't really know cos you weren't in interested # Yeah . # again . # No . # I've seen people caned . # Saw one one lad was really really sort of well okay he wasn't clever by any stretch of the imagination but he just , was just a you know a sort of no-hoper and he he riled one teacher up very very badly one day cos he didn't do his homework or he was pratting about or he was you know . # And he got this he got a ca no it wasn't a cane but it was a quite a big stick . # It wasn't a sort of a sort of a thin cane , it was quite a big stick , he whacked him a couple of times across the backside . # And he really , and he really did belt him one . # You know . # Cor but he got him so riled and you know . # Yeah . # Yeah . # He was just a nice teacher . # Got on al we got on ever so well with him . # I did anyway , I got on with most teachers but but he did , really did give him a a really big , say a big couple of swipes on his backside . # Mr Mr had erm a locker . # You know he had about half a dozen in there , you know he # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah which one you know . # Right you're gonna get one of these . # Which one do you want sort of thing , you know ? # Yeah that will , no , maybe not . # Maybe this one . # Try that one today . # Aah ! # Yeah . # No I don't think I was ever caned . # Yeah . # Too good . # Yeah . # Goody goody . # I'm a good boy now aren't I ? # Oh sometimes . # No . # Oh I don't know about model , but no , not a model pupil dear . # I tried . # Sometimes it took hours and sometimes it didn't . # Depending how much you got . # Yeah . # Just far enough to get your earhole . # Yeah . # Yes . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Oh yeah , yeah # Eat chalk ? # What , lumps of chalk ? # Real passion killers like then ? # Well sorry if she didn't wear any at all eh dear , eh ? # They ought to . # Seem to put them away for a long while but # Mm I don't think so . # Oh here we go again ! # I've abandoned abandoned you all day , most of the day darling and # I know . # Well there's you're quite welcome to come with me if you want to . # You don't want to . # Well there you are then . # If you don't want to you don't want to . # So a little bit of discipline and a clip round the earhole obviously done them good . # I was gonna say they discipline hard to discipline's much more # No . # Mm . # Yeah . # Good for some things . # Exuberant . # Yeah but probably now they'd call it hyperactivity . # A lad . # Mm . # Yeah . # Bored yeah . # Yeah . # Mm . # Yeah . # No . # When I was at the garage getting the petrol I give them , signed the cheque and they put the cheque through the cheque machine printing it out and that and er they've got a free offer at the moment . # You collect these tokens for collect so many tokens and you get a free Corgi toy . # I mean normally I don't bother with the tokens , I mean I Anyway I paid the cheque and I said to Peter I said oh by the way what about me tokens for me for me toy I said if I get a free one of them I can give it to give it to the grandchildren . # See , Ricky'd like that I'm sure , little Corgi car I said . # He said oh no you don't get them with cheques . # Cash sales only . # I thought I just spent twenty seven quid on petrol I said # free couple of vouchers for a new for a Corgi toy . # There's a woman in there she said oh give it to him . # I said give you a cuddle some time . # I just thought you know I okay it's only a cheque I know but # No . # That's what I thought . # I think it's I think it's one voucher for fifteen litres . # Now what do I have ? # If I had twenty seven quid's worth at fifty P a litre that's fifty two fifty two ? # Fifty two litres roughly so if it was one voucher for fifteen that's three innit ? # And I think it was six vouchers for for a free # free Corgi toy . # So all I've got to do is when I run out again fill it up again spending another twenty five quid's worth or so that would have been six and I could have had a free Corgi toy for Ricky for Christmas . # Or whatever . # Little present innit ? # Hasn't cost me nothing has it ? # Or hasn't cost you anything . # But next time I shall have to run , take the cash in there . # And see see what they say next time . # pays a cheque it was just easier to pay by cheque . # And they've got a machine to do it anyway to work it all out , print it all out . # Oh no . # Would have thought so . # Yeah . # Bet mum's still got that # You want to ask her about that . # You could see if anyone's got one at work couldn't you ? # say there's not that many there is there ? # Only a plate and a few fork , fork and a knife and that . # She's done everything else . # Oh yeah . # Yeah of course . # Don't forget that clock's gone about five minutes slow . # Yes , yes . # Oh there was couple of nice bums there definitely . # And then when we finished er finished the game about , I don't know must have been about twenty to eleven when we finished the game there was sandwiches and chips coming out . # Well the game had finished you see so they brought supper out . # Mm sometimes yeah . # basket of chips and # sl sliced sliced sliced boiled potatoes and some er # sandwiches and french bread and that . # It it was about ten to , five to eleven mm Bob said you know cos we went , me Ron Bob went in in Shirley's car and er cos Dave and Tracy they come in their own car because Sarah was not feeling very well so they had . # So Tracy went back to the Griff and said oh share in with the supper . # The , for the A team yeah . # Erm as I say it was about ten to five to eleven and Bob said what are you you know what's Ron doing ? # He . # Yes he was . # Very much so . # Said what you doing and # and I said I said to Bob I said well , you know said well hadn't you better get cos Shirley had had a go at Bob first off , before when , when I went in there first thing . # Shirley said and don't stay to the end . # He said well you've got to stay to the end I mean , but don't stay right to the end , you know sort of # So she'd had a bit of a go at Bob and er # like I say about ten to eleven , five to eleven said what are you doing then Bob ? # He said well I'm . # Shirley's sort of getting on to you a bit I think we'd better make a move . # home and # Pardon ? # Have one more at yours before we you know before you go home sort of thing you know . # He said oh I don't know , well what's Ron doing ? # Ron ! # What do you want to do ? # I'm stopping for another . # So we stopped for another one . # Du n no . # And I had John Smith bitter . # What the ? # It's a goldmine . # Absolute goldmine . # It's years since I've been in there . # Must be about three or four years since I've been in there . # Oh no . # It's a nice pub . # say that but er they've extended it # down the back and out the back there for darts and that . # Well maybe , maybe they maybe they change it round when there there's something on there and there's no darts on or that . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # Yeah . # I say it was say it was about three , four years since I've been in there so # they'd extended it , they extended it round the back and # Oh it # It's probably where they've got the dartboard and that in there . # Probably change it round . # Yeah there is . # Oh did you ? # Mm little dance and # Stewie in The Loco well huh # Well not everybody but # Knew the landlord . # Who I hadn't seen for goodness knows how long . # Hallo Stewie , how are you mate ! # Bloody hell's that ? # Knew his face and I can't remember his damn name . # Gary # Yeah , he would . # Because there wasn't a tall slim ginger-haired chap in # I did think it , well I did think it was a possibility but I mean # there's a little boy there'd be no chance of him going in there anyway . # So # What's his what's her mum and dad look like ? # Maybe they were in the lounge perhaps . # Sort of Tom size ? # Well I didn't see anybody # Mm . # Well then I certainly didn't see anybody in there looking like that . # I must admit . # No I didn't see anybody looking like that so I don't know . # Thursday night anyway I wouldn't , does she go to the Empire # Thursday night don't they , bingo ? # Thursday night not at the Empire . # Wednesday night the Empire , Friday night . # Thursday night # Yeah . # Sherwood , yeah Sherwood Avenue . # No just a short walk . # well # I did n't . # Well I tried not to , but # Bob said do you want a drink and Ron said do you want a drink and I said to Ron do you want a drink Ron and everyone said do you want a drink and # No , not that many . # But er # probably erm # Well I don't mind . # if it is . # That's what they want . # Natural conversations so # I'll have a can of beer and then I'll probably go to bed . # They've gone have they ? # Oh . # I'd better have a bottle then . # Oh you drunk them as well ? # Oh . # ah oh now what am I gonna do ? # I'm without . # Crafty devil . # Put them round the corner where where I didn't know where they were . # No I'm not . # Yeah ? # They been at it , have they been at it again ? # What've they been up to now then ? # Gawd . # What time was this ? # Well that wouldn't please them next door would it ? # Coo . # Mm . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # Yes . # Bad as that ? # As you say is the bathroom . # That's his # Oh lord . # Well I say it's er amazing they've not said , said something # Who Ann and Rita or ? # Sally innit ? # It was Sally if it was a blue e , blue cavalier . # T D O something something something . # Can't she ? # Maybe . # Maybe maybe . # Mm . # Yeah . # You knew what was possibly going on . # Mm . # Unless there's something really # Mm . # Well there you go I mean # Mm . # Gonna say you're you're # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Certainly a bit rough , a bit hard . # Mm maybe . # Say I'm surprised Ann and Rita haven't sort of didn't # May maybe . # Maybe . # They part of the banging . # Probably part of the banging Ann and Rita . # Very kind of you . # No . # No . # Had me tea last night and the beer and few sandwiches last night . # Up yours mate . # I'm going home . # Ten o'clock and that's it . # Or whatever . # Not often . # P E fourteen seven P G . # Mm . # Seven P G . # I can always remember it . # Well yeah but I just think P E fourteen , half of fourteen is seven and then T . # G . # So that's how I remember it . # Funny innit ? # I know yes . # Very strange , yeah , very strange . # Car numbers I remember more by the letters than the numbers . # Because there are s specific set numbers . # Once I see # associated the letters with the car and the letters with the car go together . # And then the numbers , the numbers I don't remember that well . # Some of them I do . # now with them changing the the changeover cos they always used to be the letters followed by the numbers . # Now they've got the initial letter followed by the number then the letters . # Rather than so As I say you associate the car and the number together . # It would probably throw me completely If you # it would throw me completely if you put , if you changed some of the number plates over . # If you put Tina's number plate on another car and visa versa that would throw , I I'd probably look at it and think you know , oh somebody's got a new car or that looks familiar but it's not the right car so I wouldn't think about it . # Even though I know Tina's is C two one one Y C L if it was on a different car I'd probably look at it and think # it's not right , it's not Tina's . # And so I wouldn't think that that I probably Just a just a trait of personality . # Don't really don't really care to tell you the truth in a way but # Well no I care I care if Tina's not well and hope she gets better soon but I don't care if # I don't care about work and them being in a muddle , no not at all . # Let them get on with it . # It is . # Well it is . # Why isn't it ? # Well # if a lot of others were off we'd have to cope somehow wouldn't we ? # So there you go . # Just cos we're off . # And possibly Tina and that is off so they'll just have to struggle on as if we were there and a lot of others were off . # Don't you agree ? # Right . # So what's on the agenda for today ? # Where are we going shopping ? # But where are we going shopping ? # No but where ? # Where would Ann want to go ? # Right . # Mm . # Maybe not . # No . # And then we're going into town ? # Well we've got to go into town # Mm # Yeah there's one down , that one down Elizabeth Terrace . # I was just trying to figure out which one it is . # Hundred and twenty . # Hazel's mother . # What used to go to the Salvation Army ? # Just trying to think which one it was anyway . # Yeah but I'm trying think which one it is . # Cos I say I know that I know Elizabeth Terrace well . # Hundred and twenty . # Let's go and have a look . # Oh it's in here somewhere innit ? # Oh yeah here we are , hundred and twenty . # Ah the one one in from the end . # Yeah , I know the one now . # One in from the end . # Can't think who lived there now . # God , cos I used to call on that one . # perhaps . # The only trouble down Elizabeth Terrace parking . # That's the only trouble . # The only consolation if # if that was a possibility or if that became a possibility mum only live round the corner . # Not that far away is she ? # Few hundred yards . # And I could leave the car in her driveway . # So that is a possi I was just wondering which one it was cos I say I know some of them are a bit you know # a bit dodgy . # I knew there there they had a lot of trouble with one of them but nearer Helen's end . # There was one there that was empty and for a long long while . # The builders started building , knocking it about # And then it # and then , no the ran out of money . # The builder ran out of money and the it was just a shell . # You know , nothing in it . # No windows no doors no nothing er you know , completely gutted it to make it all , to renovate it and then ran out of money and then it just stood there completely empty . # And can you imagine a house in the open air in winter ? # It wouldn't do it a lot of good , no exactly . # exactly . # No . # Well that's what she's that's what she's she's , she just sort of she didn't mean it but # it was her thought that we were # Yeah . # Oh we'd have to go and have a look in the light . # Definitely . # That's the way I'm reading it . # I'm # I'm disappointed that he's not been back # to discuss it . # And to put the position to him . # Look the market's not very good I know but we're sitting tenants . # We're quite happy to take it on . # We'd like to take it on . # If we leave have you got another tenant to come in ? # You're gonna lose two hundred and fifty pound a month . # And a good two hundred and fifty pound a month . # You know , not one that he has any hassle in getting . # No no . # But # as I say you look at I mean this is two fifty . # You look here in the paper and see how much they are . # You're talking two sixty , two eighty . # To let . # Three seventy . # Detached four bedroomed house admittedly . # Granary . # Two b two two bed # Two bed second floor self-contained flat . # Living room kitchen bathroom twelve months two seventy five unfurnished . # Armada Close two eighty . # Norfolk Street two eighty . # That's furnished . # Six months . # Two eighty . # Norfolk Street self-contained principally first floor flat , two bedrooms furnished two eighty . # No , of course not . # But as I say # Two sixty two eighty which is the same price as # No . # Fifty or fifty five weren't it ? # Is that the one Ann is in now ? # Or in that area . # Yeah . # But I mean you see her up town though . # Yeah but I mean the times I've seen her it's been this end of town rather than that end of town . # Which has made , which which just makes me think # And she walks to work . # No no . # But that just makes me think why , that's what makes me think she's living . # No but yeah # Oh yeah I've been in one of them . # You know I've seen them . # Yeah . # Yeah . # No . # Mm . # But that's what they're going for though isn't it ? # If they can get them for that # Yeah . # Oh the mortgage you mean ? # Oh yeah . # Well that's if you're prepared to buy a flat . # That's the only thing isn't it ? # If you're prepared to buy a flat . # You've got to be a bit careful when you're renting out though . # Tenants . # Yeah but not only that but I mean if you # Yeah . # well I mean all , all well it counts towards your income as well . # Counts counts towards your income . # Mm . # Oh I know . # Well there's for one . # sell # Think # I think you'll find it counts towards your income . # So I mean if you had a job # You , you got a job say you're earning # earning ten thousand a year . # And you're going , you're getting two hundred and fifty pound a month as well in rent # I think so , yeah . # Oh I don't know but I mean I wouldn't have thought so . # Yeah . # That's probably why they're the price they are , two eighty . # Because people take # and people have taken out big mortgages like Tina . # And to pay off the mortgage they've got to charge so much # Yeah . # I know . # Yeah we could isn't it ? # I don't like the , I don't like the bedroom # situation for one . # You're just straight upstairs and you fall into bed . # Handy I suppose but # In some respects but I mean it just doesn't I mean in a way I suppose well with Tina being a non smoker and Wiggie being a non smoker # isn't so bad but , I mean if you're like us and I mean the smoke's just # Yes . # Exactly . # The smoke would just rise straight up and # straight up into the bedroom . # I mean she doesn't smoke anyway so I mean you know # She would do # Oh yeah . # Across the top of the stairs like or # Because of the light in that little # Straight upstairs . # And that # skylight . # Mm yeah . # She can shut it off . # Mhm . # With the light . # Mm mm . # Mm mm . # Side yeah so it fall # Mm . # Like a venetian blind in a way . # Or a straight down blind but at an angle but er but on runners to hold , yeah . # Yeah . # Do they owe # the building society . # Yeah . # Yeah but on the yeah but I mean if she sold it for thirty two she'd still owe them nine thousand wouldn't she ? # Yeah . # Well say she owes them nine thousand anyway . # But then er if they wanted another mortgage it would be # They'd probably have a fifty thousand pound mortgage to pay off the the existing mortgage on that one and the balance . # I mean they can afford it between them . # Oh yeah of course Steven and his maintenance . # Maintenance . # Yeah . # Yeah that would cut it down wouldn't it ?on their own you can say they'd be able to afford it but if you consider the outgoings as well eighty pound a # For the interest rate yeah , but it would only buy the same sort of mortgage that Tina's got on it already . # Yeah . # No cos she still owes , if she sold it she'd still owe the balance between the selling price and # That would be added to it you see . # That's it . # Mm . # Mm . # But that's about fifty isn't it ? # As I say you're looking at a # Expenses . # And then out of Wiggie's he's got # Mhm before you even start . # Mm . # Mm mm . # That's true . # It's not it's not a bad car is it ? # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # Mm . # Yeah if that one , that Elizabeth Terrace one is , is the one I think it is which is the one fairly near the end in that in that bottom , bottom row I think the live in the first one , they still live in the first one on the corner . # I'm not sure if they've moved actually now . # They may have done . # Got a funny feeling they have now . # But Who's that ? # Bloody hell . # Did somebody kick you out of bed this morning Brian ? # Thought somebody must have kicked him out of bed this morning . # Only half half past ten . # That ain't bad . # Got the time to have a quick look at the paper now haven't we ? # The Standard ? # Oh mind at all # something erm next week . # In the morning . # Oh yeah well yeah I mean if if they if # If there's nothing available . # That's what I meant . # Saturday afternoons with Helen . # I don't know whether they work # Yes . # Yeah . # Yeah . # No problem . # Yes . # The upstairs one's larger ? # Who's selling that one ? # So one's Cornerstone and two are the other # Yeah . # Hansard . # So they've got one one's doing two and one's doing one . # Yeah . # Neither here nor there is it ? # Yes . # Yeah . # That's Cornerstone ? # Don't know whether the same applies to the other two . # With Cornerstone ? # Doesn't actually say that in Pantiles # Oh . # Just have to ask . # Fifty pound . # five , yeah . # Well that's a good way , if you think about it he's got , he's got four flats there hasn't he ? # Four flats at thirty thousand . # That's a hundred and twenty thousand for two houses . # They could be sixty thousand apiece . # Whereas if he had , if he sold them as separate houses he'd probably get forty thousand apiece . # Forty five thousand even apiece . # But he's making the money by selling them as flats . # Yeah true he's had that yeah extra fittings . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Only assume there's you've got that one block . # No I don't think so . # Not enough space for them . # Unless they've knocked them garages down or something # Yeah . # Yeah . # that # Neither here nor there . # If you look at the first it might help you to decide whether you like # Whether you wanna go and see them or not . # Whether you like the positions . # Well we know where it is . # Well we don't know really . # We haven't seen it have we ? # Yeah but we haven't actually looked ins # I think so yes . # But it would be nice just to go and have a quick check . # Just to make sure I like it . # Or # You may not like it . # is it ? # Or is this the one round the other end ? # It's up here . # That one there right on the corner yeah ? # I thought there was a separate but it's not , no it's not is it ? # It's an older property . # Got the double glazing . # Alright . # Yeah it's an older , more solid house . # Yeah . # Yeah Yeah true . # Very true . # Very true . # Oh I see . # Yeah . # There's a parking space as well . # I don't think , I don't think he will . # He's not like that . # If it's on , if it's on the market for a long while . # He can have it on the market for a year or so . # And he's and he's # Well at the moment he's got us # Thereabouts anyway . # Yeah . # I mean it's quite a good # Security locks like like we've like we've got at home . # Yes . # Don't think # Yeah . # This is a bit silly isn't it ? # Not having any room for a fridge anywhere . # Washing machine in there . # There isn't a fridge . # Unless you , unless you get the fridge in the cupboard . # Same , the same but opposite . # Oh yeah . # It hasn't got a toilet either . # It looks like it yeah . # Oh I see . # This is different isn't it ? # Yes . # You said it was bigger didn't you ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Oh there is a difference . # No this is the living room . # This is the living room here . # Oh crikey that's a big bedroom too isn't it ? # Yeah I said # Financial # Yeah . # Underneath us yeah . # No I like this much more . # the bathroom's even nice . # I don't know why but it just is . # I do . # Yeah I do . # I do . # I do . # Yeah . # Numbers five six and seven isn't it ? # Yeah . # I like the look well I like this one if out out out of all of them # this is much more much the nicer . # Much the nicer . # there's room # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah I do . # Yes they are . # Oh yes I definitely like the upstairs to the downstairs . # Seven . # afford this # Yeah . # Yeah . # any of them . # I like this one better than the others . # That that # Yeah . # Well I think you'll I think you'll find you'll get buildings # eventually round the back . # Thirty two thousand . # Mm thirty two and a half at a push . # Cheap but nice . # No . # No . # I definitely like this one . # That's right . # No . # None at all . # Yeah . # Alright . # Yeah . # Mm . # It is . # Much better . # Surprising really . # Only that # extra foot more . # Extra foot or extra few inches isn't it ? # Just makes all that difference . # Yes . # Yes because of the bay . # Yeah it makes makes that much difference . # Yeah . # the bathroom's quite nice # The bathroom , bathroom # Kitchen to kitchen to the front . # And the bathroom's # Yes . # Well we prefer stairs # Erm we're not . # No you're not . # Is is there a key in the # No there's no key # Mm . # Oh dear what a pity . # Never mind we'll just have to stay here the night . # I think it just needs a bit of # a bit of something on it just to # key . # WD forty . # Yeah . # Mm . # turn it right round the key it should # Yeah it's not # It needs , just needs a little bit of attention . # That's to open it and that's to lock it . # Take the key out and that should lock it now . # But now it should yeah it does . # That's now locked . # You won't be able to shut it now because of that . # You could leave it open that way . # If you leave it to there then that will click then then you'll be alright . # Not if you've turned it that way cos then you won't be able to # Doesn't matter . # If you'd have let me in I could have washed your back for you . # Fair enough . # Fair enough . # Sorry to intrude on your on your privacy . # But er there we are . # Yeah that's alright isn't there ? # Yeah . # Cos you're packing up . # What act what actually does the price include ? # Does it does it # Is the cooker included or not ? # That's , that's yours is it ? # Cooker point . # Yeah . # Yeah . # All the units are obviously ? # So we might get might get the carpets in as well . # Yes . # This is the airing cupboard in here is it ? # No . # Well it's good good , got a well lagged tank . # Which is not a bad # That's not a bad thing in a way is it ? # Yeah . # Ours is like that isn't it ? # Where we are now is # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah , yeah . # Oh that's not too bad either is it ? # Yeah . # Isn't it . # It's quite # Big enough . # Yeah . # Yeah this would be terrific . # Yeah that's alright . # like we've got the , quite , similar lot # we've got already . # Feels warm in here as well . # Do you have any problem with the heating ? # Or # Yeah . # Yeah , yeah . # But but it's quite , it's a warm it's a warm # That's quite good isn't it ? # That's very much like the one , I mean ours is on about two or something like that and # You go in there in the evenings you know when it's been when it's been off and # Yeah , yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah I like this too . # Yeah . # space under there as well . # Yeah . # Ooh look at this . # It is a nice size isn't it ? # Eh ? # That's a smashing size bedroom isn't it ? # Oh that's a lovely big bedroom isn't it ? # Got the heater yeah yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Very . # It is lovely , yeah . # Mm . # Man after me own heart . # Oh probably , probably . # More than likely . # Yes . # His door's just there isn't it ? # Yeah . # bath every , every now and again yeah . # Yeah , yeah . # It's nice . # It's a nice size . # I mean we've just been to look at some others and upstairs and downstairs . # But the upstairs one in the other one was was # Hell of a lot of difference really , it's surprising just a # In , in the bedroom ? # Yeah . # Yes . # This is nice though . # I like this . # Very much . # They , they renovated it . # They they they # they re , revamped it or whatever . # There's a space down # Nice . # Very nice . # yeah . # Well we , we work shifts so he could probably do it when we're on earlies and # And when we're on lates he can do it at # No . # That's right . # Yeah . # I like this one too . # We'll have them both shall we ? # Lovely aren't they ? # Mm . # corner there # So you got your you got your washing machine under there ? # Cooker , fridge . # I mean Yeah I say , or you could have a taller fridge . # Fridge fridge-freezer up there or against that window couldn't you ? # Have it away from that . # Yeah . # Well We've got to see what Mr says first won't we ? # Well . # nice kitchen . # Right . # Thank you . # Yeah . # Very nice . # Very nice . # Yeah . # It's up the road and cross the main road and you're in Kingsway aren't you ? # Very nice . # Mm . # It was slippy . # Mm . # Cos # It was slippy though I mean I noticed that even , you know just pulling away from or something like that okay I mean it's a reasonably car but I mean , you know just a little bit too heavy on the accelerator # it's very easy you can feel it slipping # quite easily . # Lovely . # Yeah thank you . # you see . # We came round to give you a lift . # Well we didn't know , we weren't sure but # Well we didn't know what time when we # They're both flats . # It was a small kitchen wasn't it ? # There's no room for any # well there's room for a cooker and a washing machine . # Yeah brand new empty . # Well the upstairs half . # There's four flats altogether in that block . # Well the upstairs one's certainly much much better than the downstairs one . # Yeah . # The upstairs one # Yeah well fifteen hundred . # Five percent is # they're both flats . # A downstairs flat . # Older , yeah it's an older house but it's been completely # The bath the kitchen's nice in that one though isn't it ? # Yeah . # It's been done out nice and there's tiles and there's nice coloured units and that . # Bottom of Chase Street . # Yeah . # I say there , there # I'm making you a cup of tea . # There you are dear . # Pop that down there There you go . # Definitely . # Yep . # Ah ! # cake at home . # Cheers my dear . # Oh ! # Well what's wrong with the Heart Foundation Shop ? # It's as good as anywhere . # And why not ? # Ooh pardon me . # No it's alright . # Don't worry . # Yeah ? # Mm # No . # We'll have a cup of tea then we'll go home . # Get our tea on . # I hope so . # Should be alright . # Tandoori . # Dorchester . # That's it . # If they're alright . # tomorrow . # Yeah , we're booked in . # You said three o'clock . # It's five to . # Might as well stay here and get washed and changed . # No point is there ? # No , no point is there ? # Might as well bring the clothes and stay here as go home , all the way home and all the way back again . # Mightn't I ? # On your own ? # Well it's so nice to mee , Mrs , oh , very pleased to meet you . # Yes . # Yes . # Unfortunately she says . # Ugh ! # No . # Getting there . # Slowly but surely . # Let's hope they soon get you sorted out . # Mm . # Say it'll take you a while won't it , to # Mm . # Get christmas and that over with . # No . # See you Sue . # See you tomorrow look . # Yeah alright Sue . # Yeah . # See you tomorrow . # Yeah . # Okay . # Toodaloo . # Yes mum . # See you tomorrow . # There we go . # Is that better dear ? # Shall we have a nice cup of tea ? # Rabbitting ? # No . # Yeah . # Oh . # yeah # Yeah . # Yeah . # Well I couldn't see her cos I had my back turned . # Yeah . # Well there you are . # When you do know a bit about it you yes you want to know # I didn't know what on about there . # I I think he got his # Oh he knew what he was talking about but # Well you see the thing is they they they # they quote this unit linked business . # Now it's all # well and good a unit linked policy but as I said to you before that if they , if the market crashes the day before your policy is due out you # you could , you can lose a th I don't want one . # If the market crashes the day before you take your policy's due to mature wallop . # You can lose a lot of money in a you know , just like that . # No . # PEP's different . # PEP's a personal equity plan . # Which is different . # To be perfectly honest in my current situation # a pension mortgage would be more advantageous . # At the moment . # Because well I'm not in a pension scheme at work . # But I have got an option to go in it # if I want to . # Erm the only problem is well , even s even , not so much now because because the er a bit better . # Because of the m because of the way pensions and that are are organized now , they're more flexible now I mean , you can go to a job beforehand if if if your company had a pension scheme , you were obliged to go in it that was it . # All your other arrangements went up , went through the window . # Erm so it it it it's difficult . # You can now take , now now now you can take them with you . # That's right . # That's right . # Whereas now # Yeah . # Yeah . # Whereas now you see all the they can put them all into one . # Mm . # So in a way I think # I mm yeah but that w don't forget # that was sixty five . # The quotation he give was sixty five and as he said which is true they double every five years . # Particularly in the later years there's you know # more And that's why I said , when it sounded so low that's why I I still doubt his figures . # I still think two hundred pound a month a thirty thousand pound mortgage it's too low . # Still think it's low . # No . # I'm pretty certain # You have to have term assurance . # You'd have # No no no . # No . # That was it , two hundred and twelve pound # The whole lot . # Because not everybody's eligible for them . # Didn't ask # Didn't ask the questions . # He didn't he # He's not doing his job . # Basically # he's not doing his job . # He didn't , he he didn't ask the question . # Which he should have asked . # You see the thing is you see I mean wh wh when this law came out , LAUTRO and all that business came out that , and best advice and all this sort of thing you had to go through all the finances and what people earned and all that sort of thing . # What they've got insurance already erm so on and so forth . # And arrange around those circumstances the best advice package . # But he didn't ask me the questions . # He just he just he just # he just assumed it was gonna be # No . # Well you see when he said your base is gonna be # a hundred and two hundred # and fifteen pounds or whatever # And then a percent I could get you a percent off as a first time buyer . # That brings it down to a hundred and ninety six for the first year . # Then it goes back up to the base rate . # Not , I know all that's that's obvious . # But then when he said two hundred and one pounds for a pension mortgage I thought well if a hundred and ninety # if a hu if a hundred and ninety six is only your base how come you don't # how do you get two how do you get two hundred and one pounds or two hundred and fifteen pounds and what with , because of the term assurance on top . # That's fourteen pounds a month term assurance . # Quite high I think . # Term assurance is life insurance just on life only . # With no cash sum at the end . # But er throughout throughout the term of my life # If I died a lump sum of thirty thousand pounds is payable . # But I think fourteen pounds a month is quite high . # Term assurance . # I'm tempted , I'm I'm I'm tempted to have a word with Mick . # Well # well I , whether I , I don't know whether he would or whether he wouldn't . # I mean he might he might not but then again he might . # He might if I , if I talk to him he might tell me what sort of I don't want to hassle him you see cos I've hassled # him before . # Not on that sort of thing but other things as well sort of thing and I don't wanna I'd like to know . # I'd like to know before you know # Yeah . # I , I did two hundred and one pound a month or two hundred and fift okay it sounds cheap but I don't know fourteen pound a month just for li thirty thousand pound life cover over suppose it's the # I suppose it's the term of years . # Yeah but I suppose it's the term of years as well . # You sort of to sixty five rather than at sixty . # So that probably makes it but I say without having me own book to check it I can't # I can't tell you . # You see you can , you get a lot , you can get tax relief off that or you used to be able to get tax relief . # On the whole lot , yeah . # At twenty five percent . # I think you still , I'm not sure whether they've changed the law round or not cos they # Yeah . # Yeah . # Cos that you see if you , if you , if you could link up life assurance to your pension you could get tax relief on your life assurance you see ? # Which makes it advantageous because there's no tax relief on life policies now as there was # There used to be , yeah . # there is , they stopped it . # There isn't any more . # No , I'm sort of I think he confused himself as well as confusing me slightly # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Are interested in . # Mm . # No . # No . # Yeah . # See the other thing , I don't know well no I'm not sure you can now . # See if I took a pension mortgage out it would be linked to me lumped into me current pension contract . # Cos I've already got a pension scheme running . # Cos I've contracted out of SERPS . # And also got erm erm what used to be called seventy seven . # Erm a frozen pension with the Pru # linked in with it at the moment . # That's that's that's my pension arrangements at the moment . # Mm so I'm tempted er if I'm gonna do a pension # Well that's what he's done . # You see that's what he's done . # Mm . # Oh the erm the Scots chap ? # Er what's his name ? # Oh I can't think of his name now . # I I I have had dealings with him . # Yeah . # No . # But nor's he . # That's it . # Independent financial advice . # That's right . # Yeah . # Yeah well they're agents for Bradley , Bradford and Bingley # Yeah . # It doesn't matter what building society you go to . # Yeah . # Medical condition . # Yeah . # See the thing yeah . # As I say the thing , the thing is as I say it's you you your mor # Yeah . # Your mortgage , it doesn't matter who your mortgage is with , basically . # I mean you can go to most places and # you're gonna be paying # Oh yeah , yeah , yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Discount . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # To cover your costs . # Mm . # As I say it doesn't matter what building # it doesn't matter what building society you go to , you're gonna be paying basically the same rate . # Because they're all the same rate . # The base rate's the same . # You , okay one place you can get a percent discount you might get a percent and a half discount depending on your # depending on the building society at the time . # It's the life policy # that makes the difference . # Mm . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Can't think of his name now but I know the chap . # He was a tall chap with glasses . # Yeah . # No no . # Mm . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm mm . # Was yours an endowment ? # Or just # Mm . # When does your mortgage finish then ? # So in fact there's still an endowment policy on you to cover that mortgage ? # I dunno # So your endowment policy # Ended . # Cancelled . # Well what about the money ? # Yeah but what about the The life policy was in your name . # Oh just a straight term p policy like I was # Yeah . # It was a term assurance rather than it being an endowment insurance . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # You see # Yeah . # Well you would do . # It was worth it . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm mm . # Mm . # Mm . # So it didn't make any difference . # Mm . # Mm . # So how about you ? # You'd have it done through the bank anyway and I'd just pay you weekly I cou might as well rather than monthly . # Mm . # We'll see when we come , when it comes down to it won't we ? # What we could do financially . # And sort something out then . # But I cert I I I I I ju I it it just sounds you know two hundred pounds a month , just over two hundred pound a month # Sounds wonderful . # Well that's why I can't believe it . # And check his figures . # Well I I I yeah . # I mean obviously I'd have to pay more er for if I want it to end at sixty . # To get to get a higher lump sum . # To get a higher lump sum . # But then you see # Shouldn't think so . # You see it's # Oh yeah . # And a pension . # Mm . # Say it's only twenty six years and course with a pension see you can increase your contributions . # Better job or whatever or pay rise or whatever you can increase # your contributions into your pension plan # and still , and finish your mortgage earlier . # Fifty five . # Or fifty . # Depending on how much you wanna pay . # If you wanna pay more into it . # But I still think # See what he comes up with , yeah . # See what he comes up with . # It's cheaper than we're paying now isn't it ? # Well you'd still # In a way I'd rather pay the same and finish the mortgage earlier . # And pay a higher pension policy . # And then and then you've got the option then you've got the further option that if you want to reduce your premiums on your pension you can do . # If anything if if it does You see again and then you see if you're out of a job you see you if you happen to be out of a job then you're not eligible for a pension policy . # Well . # Well , then you have to freeze it . # See that's that's the oth that's another drawback with the pension . # Whereas an endowment policy it doesn't matter . # You you can carry on paying an endowment policy . # So it , you know there's pros and cons either way . # There's there's er pros and cons in buying either of tho either of the flats . # You see er that's the thing isn't it ? # I do . # Call it , it's thirty thousand isn't it ? # What is it , twenty nine nine nine five . # You might as well call it thirty thousand # But you wouldn't have to buy any carpets . # And you say we'd gonna have to have a cooker and a fridge and that aren't you ? # Unless I say if you knocked him down . # Oh buying it on some sort of # Or look around and see what there is going in the , in the market . # And get a sort of # no percent free credit . # Say if we I mean if , if we're paying say two hundred pound a month on a mortgage # for twenty eight thousand . # We've got fifty pound a month we can play with and we , to buy # to buy a cooker over the ne # Oh . # Cup of tea ? # There you are darling . # December really isn't it ? # Don't know any other do they ? # You wouldn't er # happen to have er got er pound coin or two spare on you ? # Oh . # money , I've got money but # If I ask Shirley nicely she might lend me a couple . # well I don't have a # a little investment in your money box , but I haven't got any money to put in it . # But I have got erm what have I got ? # Ah . # You haven't got any ? # Haven't you got any at all ? # Oh dear . # I'll try and give you some back . # But I can't guarantee that . # How are you , alright ? # Jolly good . # There's you Bob # What , for fourpence ? # How many times that ? # Tuppence on each ? # Do you want a quick game of ? # Are we ? # A little that's not bad fifty p . # downwards . # Downwards # That's it . # Then keep pulling it towards you that's it . # There we go . # That hasn't worked . # Er the keys haven't popped up have they ? # No , surely # it's not manual is it ? # It's , well it's not digital yet . # There are shorter ones in the broom cupboard . # How do you play this ? # Oooh . # She's played this game before , look . # Not quite hard enough Grace . # If that had been a bit harder then # Yes . # Yeah it did , it went down ooh # Er twenty odd weren't it ? # Thirty odd , I dunno . # Call it twenty . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Ooh dear . # thirty forty forty and twenty sixty . # hundred and ten . # Oh dear . # Red , red ball Grace . # Red ball . # Oh . # It's gonna be crucial at the end of the game . # Red ball on the spot , Grace . # And the white , white on the that's it . # Yeah . # Perfect . # Oh you didn't of it Grace . # What's that , ten ? # Pardon ? # Seven . # Seven . # Seven . # Definitely not . # Not there . # Definitely not there . # Who was that you played ? # Oh . # Mm . # Yeah . # No . # No no no no no no , no . # On the the other one . # No , on the tens . # Six sixty . # That's it . # Well it can't be six hundred odd can it ? # Right hand side of the red . # Grace . # go and get another pint . # I'll erm at the same time alright ? # Do you think so ? # Huh ! # What makes you so confident ? # Oh . # And and a bit of loose change as well . # Oh not now Shirl . # Later dear , later . # Did you ? # Twist to the right hand side of the red . # That's it . # Not far enough . # Oh the red's in play as well is it ? # She's playing for time now you see . # playing for time again . # He could . # Go for what you can see Grace . # That red's a good # good . # No , take it again Grace . # We weren't looking at the time . # Pardon me . # Mm . # No . # Nearest nearest white . # The nearest , the nearest white . # Just roll up to that one Grace . # No no no no the one you can see . # That's it . # The nearest one . # Which is that one ? # That's it . # The other way , that's it . # That's it . # Yeah either one down or both down . # Well have another one then . # Right then dear . # So you're gonna beat me are you ? # You sure about that ? # No , are you ? # Do you wanna game ? # Do you wanna game . # Alright . # What are we playing for ? # A penny a point . # Big gambling eh , what ? # There you are then dear , . # Fifteen for two . # The yellow ones ? # The yellow ones were thrown . # Well I don't know . # All six cards ? # Yeah # Ah well . # There you are . # If I don't look out might # Yeah well I can't tell you unless I've got them can I ? # Well you've got to put your you've got to put your hand down and hope you turn the rest turn up with the rest of the box . # Top one dear . # Oh well , never mind . # See one play one . # Twenty two twenty seven , twenty eight twenty nine that's right . # You want the you want the you want fifty on three . # You want the yellow ones ? # Yes ? # Er fifteen four ten six two eight . # Ten . # ten . # Yeah that's what , that's what . # Well it's not what I would have done # but there you go . # That's what I would have done but # Course not , no . # I think I would have been tempted to do that . # Mm . # Yeah . # Oh , it's like that is it ? # My box . # Well what can I say ? # Mm well that's up to you isn't it ? # Play # Jack # Your # your lead . # Sixteen . # Fifteen two # . # Four . # Fifteen sixteen fourteen ten fifteen twelve so it's fourteen # seventeen . # Five ten fifteen sixteen seventeen . # Nice little turn that . # I am # You did right . # And bought it # No . # Here you are I've got your two queens and hope for your turn up or you put your one to it . # Simple as that . # The queen six and hope for turn up . # That would split , split your hand up totally . # One in yeah . # I was just lucky with a turn up though . # That's all . # Just lucky with a turn up . # Top one Mm try seven . # Fifteen and ten . # Twenty eight . # Twenty nine ? # No . # Fifteen two fifteen four . # That's all I've got . # I four . # Oh erm fifteen two four six . # Fifteen two and four is six . # Five six . # You've got nothing at all ? # Ooh nothing at all . # That's a shame isn't it ? # No , not quite . # How about a six ? # Go on then , I'll take a chance , I mean I'll you thirty for six , no ? # Thirty ? # Any aces ? # Thirty for one . # Two then . # Twenty two for two . # Nine will do for two . # Oh and I'll have one for the last card . # Two and two is four . # Ten jack queen for three . # Twenty two twenty four twenty six . # No . # Not quite . # Not quite . # Not quite . # Don't give up straight away darling . # There's plenty of time to go yet . # One . # That's not very good is it ? # Got a seven . # Yes . # Eighteen . # alright . # play though can you ? # Six . # I haven't got very many . # I've got fifteen two and four is six , four of diamonds . # Oh well there you are . . # Are you caught up now ? # There's four . # I don't know . # No # No you , no you can't . # You'll . # Go on I'll take a chance . # Thirty one for two . # Oh twelve . # Three for two . # Oh dear . # Fifteen , two # Two for six eight ten . # I reckon you've won the box . # Nothing . # What do you want ? # Two and a one don't you ? # Two , two four . # I've got eight two four s oh two six oh you should put king six on . # Kept jack queen three and three two . # Your box dear . # Four . # You would have had four . # Oh admittedly you would have been pig sick when a king would have , but even if the king had turned up you'd have still got the , got a run and fifteen . # Ace turned up you'd have got the run four turns up you get your runs . # Ten turns up , another jack , queen . # Well I mean yes # There you go . # It's your box . # It's your box . # It's your box ! # No question . # Easy . # No my , it's your box . # Try a nine . # Oh no I would have played the nine anyway . # Twenty five . # Two four . # Six tens . # What are you up ? # Are you gonna do . # Box . # Oh you're putting . # It's no quite easy . # Then you've got the four three four five six seven eight and it's your box play the seven . # They're the same suit , they're close , they'd score . # If it'd been my box yeah it's eight three . # But your box you , you gotta keep four five six because any four any five or any six you can . # So you've gotta keep your four five six and I say it's your box , seven eight has got to be the # Gotta be . # I like you . # Thirteen . # Seven . # There you are , handy little turn up . # Fifteen two six sixteen . # Sixteen . # There you are , look at that . # Four now . # You want you wanted to discontinue ? # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen # Fifteen two fifteen four and a pair of six . # Fourteen # It's your first take . # Give you fifteen . # So I need to take six . # Yeah . # Not really . # You need fifteen . # Got to try holding as many as you can really . # Well if it if it gives you the required amount or # Mm well that's a problem isn't it ? # You want a six preferably or a king or five , yeah . # It's your lead then . # I'm # Six sixteen , twenty two . # Two twenty eight . # you got a dozen though . # Not quite . # Yeah # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six two three four six eight , two's ten . # Threepence after all that dear . # Three P . # Three P # Yeah . # Oh yeah I'd I'd agree with you . # Threepence then dear . # You owe me . # Threepence you owe me . # My box ? # Yeah . # It's . # You wanna Put four ten . # Nineteen . # Jack nine . # Thirty , no ? # Oh I'm sorry you did didn't you ? # one . # two . # Twenty for two and the rest three . # table isn't it ? # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six sixteen , eight two is ten ? # Ten . # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six fourteen . # Well you're not . # Yeah . # I need ten . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Any ten you wanted didn't you ? # I mean you got the ten you wanted . # Or a six . # Yeah , yeah . # Oh bloody hell . # Can't do that seeing it's your box . # And I'm hoping as well . # Try two . # In thirty . # Yeah I wasn't too bad . # eight . # Seven eight . # Oh you got one two three four five six seven eight nine ten , ten . # Ten . # One for # I'm in the lead . # Not by many but I'm in the lead . # You're alright you won't hit got your box so you're alright . # Cos I know cos of what I've put in # Hope you put the right pair in . # Thirteen . # Twenty five . # Thirty yeah , couldn't get away from it . # Thirty . # Want four # I only want four . # Oh the last card . # Have you got four ? # Sorry ? # Oh that's alright . # Fifteen two No . # Fifteen two fifteen four four's eight . # If you put two eights in I did put another eight in , but that's six or eight . # Well # yeah , yeah . # Yeah . # It's difficult . # It's your box Ann . # Is it coming out for you ? # Four # Alright then , I will this time . # Twelve . # Ooh . # Twenty five . # . One . # Ooh bloody hell . # What have you got , have you , have you got a hand ? # I'd better get mine on quick fifteen two fifteen four six pairs eight . # Five six twelve eight . # How many have you got ? # Bloody hell . # Fifteen two fifteen four two six eight fourteen . # six in the box . # Now who's in the lead ? # Now who's in the lead ? # Two tens . # Now who's in the lead ? # Now then . # Your lead dear . # Eleven . # Fifteen # Twenty five . # Six . # I tell you . # Oh . # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen eight . # One two three four five six seven eight nine ten . # I'll have a queen four , king ten and four in . # You know played aces and fours so two . # Two . # Oh I'll just sneak back one . # Sneak . # Still wanna play one ? # Twenty for two . # Frankie goes to Hollywood . # . Twenty nine . # Thirty fifteen two , fifteen six is eight . # Fifteen two six . # You're back in the lead dear . # You're favourite . # You're favourite to win this one . # Yeah , the number of your hands are the number of your hands to mine . # Eleven . # Your lead . # Oh I'm # Twenty two . # Twenty six . # No . # I've only got two of them . # You're alright though . # I've got fifteen , yeah . # Fifteen two fifteen four four's eight . # Fifteen two fifteen four # Well , I could do with a good box and that might put me in with a chance . # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six . # Outside chance though . # Thirteen # Two middles and a paper one here please . # No . # Oh no . # It's alright . # Take as long as you like . # Top one , top one , top one . # Oh ! # King . # Twenty eight . # Twenty nine for one . # Eleven . # Four is all I have . # Fifteen two fifteen four , one two three four . # Well that's alright isn't it ? # Fifteen two fifteen a dozen . # You've got a dozen in there as well . # You win . # Yeah but you've won ! # Yeah . # What did you do wrong there ? # What nine five ? # No you didn't have nine five . # Twenty nine . # Three five . # No . # No no . # Perfect . # Absolutely perfect . # No you , it's your box . # Box away yes . # Not your box definitely eight three but three five on your own box , oh yeah . # Close you put the five in keep # You're keeping a good , yeah you're keep you're keeping your double run that way as well but # you're not scoring so many because you've got your fifteen at the end there . # But oh yeah , oh yeah . # Absolutely . # Yeah you got a dozen in your box . # Wallop . # Straight in . # Bang bang , two hands , thank you ma'am . # Ha ! # It's your box still . # Oh , how many's that ? # Five six seven eight . # five . # Yes . # Don't worry Bob . # Don't worry . # It's only a little bit of cigarette ash # . # Can't have any of these . # Ah , play it safe . # Oops . # Two will play one . # Sixteen . # Seventeen . # Erm twenty . # Now , where are we ? # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six and six is a dozen . # Ha ! # Fifteen two fifteen four and sixteen that's eight . # Two greens . # Level pegging now then . # Level pegging . # Yes it is . # It's quite handy for me . # Whose box ? # My box . # Oh well . # Try those . # Not very good , but there you go . # So , eight . # Go on then . # Your go . # Fifteen two . # Twenty five no ! # No ?one . # One niner . # Ten twenty nine . # One two three four five six seven eight nine . # Fifteen six fifteen four four's eight . # Five six seven eight . # Not a lot in it . # Nothing . # Two four # I pegged some . # No . # Yeah . # Yeah , I've taken about four or five . # I'm only oh half a dozen in front . # Course I had the box , don't forget . # I only pegged four . # Or four more than you . # Oh go on . # Treat yourself . # Treat the box . # put the right ones in there darling , you've got a fortune . # If you put the right ones in there my love you've got a fortune . # Eight . # Twenty eight two . # Any good ? # Thirteen . # Twenty eight for one . # Nine . # One two three , four five six , seven eight . # Three . # Didn't put your tens in the box did you ? # Oh , look at that . # Unlucky eh ? # Mormon's orchard four , that's all you got out of that lot . # If you'd put one of them tens in with that turn up you gotta . # I put ace four in . # And when that and when that four turned up I thought oh bloody hell . # If you put a ten in there you're well away . # Any ten you got half a doz . # Oh well , spoils a good hand but there you go . # Here we go . # Twelve . # Twenty seven . # Twenty eight , thirty . # Might as well turn for a dozen . # Only got two in the box though . # Oh . # Fiddle-dee-dee , now what do I do ? # Your box isn't it ?seeing as it's your box . # Oh . # No help at all . # Twenty five . # No ?waste paper . # All yours . # Four # Not a lot . # What have you got ? # Fifteen two fifteen four pay six . # tops . # You jammy bugger . # Yeah I know but I didn't think I treat I thought no I'll go safe put them far then you just happened to put two three in the of two king . # Nearly caught up again . # Not that far behind . # get very many this time . # no competition . # Turn me one up my darling . # Your lead darling . # Fifteen for two . # Mm ! # for two . # Twenty nine for two . # No . # Nine . # What have you got ? # Fifteen two fifteen four and six pair's eight . # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six two is eight . # No it's not many in here . # Twenty two twenty four twenty six . # Oh . # Treat the box ? # Yeah go on , she's behind . # Treat the box . # Put the right ones in there my darling you've got a fortune . # Turn the top # Turn the top one over darling . # Three . # For fourteen . # Nineteen . # Four ten five . # Right , oh # One two three , four five six , seven eight nine and six is fifteen . # Five # Fifteen . # . One two and three is five . # is five . # One two three , four five six , seven eight nine . # Oh yeah . # Told you . # I told you didn't I ? # I'm favourite to win though . # But Told you you put put ten , I put jack queen in s same suit and close and everything . # Had to for that . # Now what do I do ? # Mm I suppose . # ooh it's nine . # Mm mm mm mm Never mind . # Up to you darling . # Nineteen . # Well ten . # Thirty for three . # four . # What have you got to finish with ? # Come on darling . # One two three , four five six , seven eight # Sixteen . # Into the box . # Oh dear darling . # Oh dear . # two fifteen twenty twenty five thirty thirty five . # And I owe you five so that's thirty pence you owe me now isn't it ? # Whose box ? # It's one two three , my box . # Yeah , my box isn't it ? # Pass me a goody darling . # Pass me a goody . # That's not a goody , that's a baddy . # No it's not , it's a baddy . # Your lead dear . # Nineteen . # Twenty nine , no ? # Seven . # Twenty four . # You jammy bugger . # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six twenty eight two is ten , six is sixteen and one for his knob , is seventeen . # I think you did . # Two . # Yeah but what else with it though ? # No you put four two in . # Four , I mean eight four . # And I put a pair of twos in so you didn't very much . # I got two . # I scored five in that . # And you scored all that lot . # It's your box now . # You're gonna get that thirty pence back plus interest this time aren't you ? # No I won't . # Mhm . # Oh you can't have any of these . # Oh I've got to take a chance on it . # No . # Turn up . # Turn up , please . # Seven # Twenty seven . # . Seventeen . # Twenty seven . # Oh six . # Two # Two four six . # Oh bloody hell one two three four five six seven eight . # Five six seven eight . # I'm getting slaughtered Shirley , this time . # Absolutely completely and utterly slaughtered . # She said , yeah . # I'm thirty pence up , but this game I'm getting absolutely trounced . # to get back . # A oner . # Thirteen # Twenty , twenty five . # Thirty ? # No . # Queen . # Well , look at this lot . # Fifteen two fifteen four fifteen six two is eight one for his knob is nine . # Nine . # Fifteen two fifteen four twenty six and three is nine . # Keeps her distance . # Pop a pair of sixes in don't put , what's on top ? # Ace . # Fifteen two fifteen four and a pair is six . # See you Grace , see you Al . # Ah . # It certainly is . # Yes , unfortunately . # No , I can't nothing I can do here . # Seven eight . # Ooh sixteen . # Twenty five . # twenty five . # Twenty seven , twenty nine for two . # Twenty fifteen two # Fifteen two fifteen four for seven . # Two for ? # Yes . # Two for fours . # Ooh . # No . # Haven't caught up . # I'm still behind . # Alright ? # Your lead now . # Eight . # Eighteen seventeen . # Twenty two , twenty nine . # Mm . # Ann's take , fifteen two fifteen four two six six . # I've got two . # Have you ? # No king , ten I've got two queens on I've got to get king jack # No put king king ten's fairly safe jack queen is . # It's your # Yeah , yeah . # Yeah . # Oh yeah . # Yeah . # Mm . # Still well in the lead my love . # Top , top . # King of spuds . # Five , four . # Fifteen for two . # Seventeen . # Twenty for two . # Twenty two , twenty three for three . # four for two and a go is three . # ended up right . # Fifteen two fifteen four and five is nine . # Five six seven eight nine . # Fifteen two fifteen four two a dozen . # king in the box . # Bloody hell . # Six for kings in the box . # You did well out of that didn't you ? # Stormed back into the a very very handy little lead . # Very handy little lead . # Thirty pence up I am though . # But she's gonna get some of it back this time . # Aren't you dear ? # Mm could go the other way I suppose . # Yeah , put that on . # Try that one . # Give them a , take a chance . # Depends what you put in the box . # Depends what turns up . # Mm . # Maybe another # Oh I've changed my mind . # Oh I don't know though . # No . # Your lead . # Your lead . # Nineteen . # Only nine , oh got nine in the box as well eh . # Twenty nine , thirty . # Ah two four one that would have been . # Three gets four . # What do you mean , nothing ? # Yes you have . # You got one for his knob . # One for his knob . # I only got fifteen two and two is four . # put a nine up for that # I know . # I only got fifteen . # Just a minute , just a minute ! # Fifteen two two is four , give us chance to count them up . # What did you have ? # The nine jack two ace # Why didn't you keep your nine , two nines your jack and put your king ace in the box ? # Or your king two in the box ? # Cos jacks are not # Hallo Ray . # Jack two nines and the ten turns up . # Oh no . # Oh go on , bugger it . # Take a chance on it . # Turn it up darling . # Oh one go one box . # Try a jack . # Sixteen for two . # Twenty six , twenty nine two's in time . # look at that . # Try a jack . # One to one . # Fifteen two fifteen four two six two's eight one for his knob is nine . # Five six seven eight nine , fifteen for two fifteen four # Oh wow ! # Quarter to six . # Right . # fifteen , yeah I put them on get a drink On are they # Oh , five , ten , fifteen , seventeen off thirty . # There's a big up there . # Please # Now so that's two each , you owe me thirteen pence yes ?and it's your box # You are my love absolutely # wonderful don't like those , don't really wanna give you those there are right have I got it on bloody hell mum ! # Turn it round for you try a niner twenty sixes alright seven put five on there four on this my turn fifteen two , fifteen four fifteen two , fifteen four fifteen two , fifteen four , fifteen six three's nine , that's it ,seven , eight , nine fourteen four in the box nineteen , that goes up to fifteen fifteen two , fifteen four , fifteen six good job I'm honest innit ? # You said four , six # Eight seven , ten five , seven three five # Good job I'm honest isn't it ? # Cos in a match if that was in a match cos you'd have said you'd have said , fifteen two , fifteen four I wouldn't have said nothing take four , I would have kept quiet but you don't do you ? # Play in pairs , it's different but when you're just playing singles , you can say or maybe you could sort of friends that go , you'd probably say something like , are you sure ? # Say , yeah fifty four , right , fair enough # You had a choice of an eight or a three I had two jacks and a king you chose the three , the two turned up that would've given you eight and a but you picked the three so that'll give you more in the box as well an three hit your three hit your hand as well so # The only reason I've beaten you this time is look at that sixteen Don't even know four one for are you ? # Got a got a pair of twos there ee by heck !for four and a pair is six well I think I'll have I'm afraid two eights , two o , two eights , two tens and then nine didn't ask for that but I had to throw a pair of twos away for that and go in there you go . # Thank you very much twenty four pee and # Can't you hear me saying to that They all go in a tin up there John . # so don't make a lot of difference does it ? # It all goes the same way whe when we went on holiday in O end of Octob end of October it goes # Saving bits and pieces . # Cos I went in # I empty into my pocket at night # you know I'll settle up # you know I don't really want # About three or four days # Four four days # Yeah # What # Accommodation ,and the petrol all we had to find was # just what you spent it on as if you were at home . # So your prediction did not come true . # So now what're we playing ? # No no . # Won't be bothered so # So what're we playing for now ? # Oh you give it all to me have you ? # Yeah # Is that all ? # Well play for five . # Well play for penny then . # Give me your five p and I'll use five of these and we'll play for penny a time probably win it ! # Oh money's # Ooh dear ! # Oh two fives and tuppence well we'll play for tuppence then . # Ooh , wait a minute . # Oh ! # Ooh ! # Twenty twenty four pence there . # Right I've twenty three worth Bob and I got a bit of loose change as well . # You haven't been paid yet . # Never mind Bob never mind So what are you playing for Ann dear ? # What're you playing for then ? # Do you want a or what ? # Oh look at that ! # Doesn't matter Here are Bob , pound of change please there you go . # Yeah not too bad now , though . # Hi Shirley . # Alright mate . # Yeah I know . # I bought four sets and I'll leave them for you # Blooming heck !look at this lot . # Change your what ? # It's the way she said it Especially the smile like that . # I won the first game makes a change dunnit ? # It's you that normally wins the first hand and me for the rest . # Mm ? # Haven't got any plugs I'm afraid . # Sold out , John . # Old screwdriver now . # Yeah I know . # What night shall I come back ? # squash # pair of pliers # Mine again . # Oh you're not playing with me now ! # Played with me this afternoon # Not a game # I've gotta put another five pounds , you could go on all night then , couldn't it ? # You put those , you ain't got oh no , fair enough just play for the one five P then . # Yeah but only the # No , too tiring . # I ain't got what # Place # Oh that's a disappointment . # Nothing else I can do Nasty , nasty # He's got # , see you Terry . # Lucky I had the pair of jacks and gone back to # Four , five , six , seven , eight , nine # Well we can make it more if you like . # It all goes the same way doesn't it ? # No I won't beat you . # # How big was your last pair got a pair of fives mine again . # Ooh you're getting down to your last tuppence . # Oh I'll play for your last tuppence can't you ? # Right , one in there , one in there and one in there no no no Oh dear this has gotta be good . # Yahoo ! # Good job I had a four card had nothing else # Yeah yeah . # Yes . # Here I goes oh right , one in there oh , one in there , one in there , one in there and one in there yes yeah no no , no . # Eight , nine , ten , eleven one , two , three , four jack was good . # Used # used to be . # Quite a while now really , hasn't he ? # You ought to go in the Loco . # That's where we played last night . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # I've got troubles now deep , deep troubles I might as well go in that way round . # Neither have I . # Neither have I . # Queen flush . # Pair of sixes . # Pair of fours Go onto the . # I do I know so Just from yours . # Oh well ha ha . # Ha ! # Two three fours to pair of sixes . # King , queen ten ooh ooh , my king I just beat your king I'm sorry dear sorry dear , quid play this hand and then I'll get you another drink mother would you like another drink ? # There he goes again . # D'you wanna drink ? # Ha ten , jack , queen . # Queen flush . # No . # Get you another drink ? # Would you like another , same again ? # Or do you want something else this time ? # Sure ? # Certain ? # Don't need it does she ? # No . # Tetleys # they don't do that . # Mhm . # Mm . # Some of it . # Mm . # No that's true . # Two tens . # If I take penny there then , that will all make forty pence , okay ? # You're not taking all that money are you ? # You'll start getting back now , now you're back to your last four pence when it comes down you start getting back don't you ? # Oh , what do I want here ? # Oh I don't know whether I wanted that Bloody hell ! # One , two , three on the bounce three , six , eight , jack what's that supposed to be ? # And a pair of tens jack , queen , king Feel alright ? # Bloody man , I don't want to see that it's got three on it . # Well here are , one , two , three on the bounce and I thought well you know that's a fairly good start , jack , queen , king king high was a bit dodgy you never know do you ? # Is that what you're playing ? # Three fours eight , nine , ten queen high the pairs stuck at the end though dear . # Must of been # Yeah , I know , I know yes . # Not really no . # Ooh ! # Ooh ! # You bugger ! # No neither can I . # Nope No how's it going ? # Wanna play one , two , three , four , five , six and haven't you ? # Or five six seven and that's what you wanna do innit ? # No no I wouldn't do that I always do it like this if I was playing that hand three flu well you could go well you got a choice you can go take a chance on your last hand , not getting through or you can go two , three , five , six , seven two three four , ace finish them which is what I'd probably do . # One more try # three queens jack flush ace high , so I mean you wouldn't get any it anyway . # Yeah but I mean it's it makes you one , two , three , you wouldn't of had a one two three to start with # but you had a eight to finish with which is finishing and a one , two , three might not be and a better run so I think I would have been tempted to finish with the ace flush there try and stop me rather than trying to win it cos you had nothing else did you ? # No you didn't have you didn't have a finishing hand , you didn't really have a brilliant first two hands and then the pick of the one , two , three bouncer I might I might have been persuaded to play the one , two , three bouncer and hope that that got through but to finish with an ace flush but good . # Neither have I . # There a nice pair of fours ace high there er seven , pair of nines , ace high about all you got really that's all of it whatever you got . # Eight , ten , pairs # pair of nines , pair of fours ace # high I'm only coming out with a ten flush , pair of aces , and a pair of eights would have been mine whichever way you played it . # about or either of them want all your pennies my dear . # However or is that a damn crying shame however or is that a damn crying shame terrible you know what you need to do for now then , now I've won all # Now I've won all your pennies off you # You're not are you ? # Really ? # Cry , cry You need a cigarette now do you ? # Ronny's not gonna go anyway nattering to his mates I've gotta get a I've gotta go and get a to go with it two and ten eights fours in that seven , four seven and four seven , four , six six , five , ten , ace jack queen , king , how about that ? # Sorry ? # Pete wanna come here ? # Ron's eyes were popping out weren't they Ron ? # # They played well though , didn't they Ron ? # Mo most of them played they played well # That's the car come and have a sit for five minutes . # Yeah legs ache . # Yeah . # Oh no ! # I'll go down # You can go . # Yes . # He would # see you wrong # Forty . # What one ? # What do you want ? # Eighty five ! # I I I'm just about to do that # I was lucky though , Ronny did skittle though and er # when he got # No # No I know . # Looks like yours . # No I know that's what you're waiting for innit ! # No it's # No that's alright , I'll do it . # No I haven't . # Alright ? # Yes mum chuck us the paper mother . # Page . # Right , are you ready girls ? # Alright , here we go then . # Fish of a carp family , five letters . # Could be a perch it's quite safe . # I don't think so er ha # but I don't know any others . # No , I want one of the carp family never mind ,a riddle in a cracker , five letters . # Motto . # Yeah . # Ancient name for the Spanish Peninsula , six letters # Iberia . # A young eel , five letters # Neutered cock bird , five letters . # Capon . # Capon . # Tree or shrub with white or yellow flowers , six letter . # Yeah here's one # No ? # No religion revealed through Mohammed . # The Russian wolf hound , six letters . # No takers ? # One nautical mile per hour , four letters # One of the gospels , four letters . # Ruth . # Better leave that one . # We'll have to wait until we get # Meeting for spiritualistic phenomena . # Spell that . # One who manages another's business # One who manages another's business # Five letters , no ? # Words of songs , six letters . # Birthplace of Saint Theresa , five letters . # Italian city famous for its holy shroud , five letters . # Style of architecture etcetera , prevalent during the reign of Louis the fifteenth # six letters # I think you're probably right . # Device for drawing premium bonds winners # Bird , a female of the ruff , five letters . # The ruff . # A ruff a bird # A reeve . # Yeah . # A Shakespeare comedy , three , seven , four # No . # Not a lot I can I do with this much , The Winter's Tale . # Kind of orange , five letters . # Five letters . # Navel . # King of Tire who assisted Solomon in the building of the Temple , five letters . # Blank I R , blank # Blank M know this one Tira ? # Tiram . # Tiram One of the divisions of a flower calyx , five letters . # Probably a petal . # Portuguese enclave in China , five letters M A C # blank # blank Macau Semi precious stone , five letters T blank P blank , blank . # Vincenti Biasco writer of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse etcetera # We've got six letters Comedy by Oscar Wilde one , five , two , two , ten . # A something # erm of the no something . # Something of of of erm something . # No . # Sailor , not an officer , six letters . # Scrooge's late partner whose ghost appears in a Christmas # carol six letters . # Native of the largest of the continents , five letters . # County in Eire five letters C L blank R E Clare . # The American buffalo , five letters blank I blank O blank bison ? # Lady Nancy the first # woman MP to take . # blank S T O R . # Nest of a bird of prey , five letters . # Bu not bad , not bad , not bad at all . # Not bad at all . # of the carp family , five letters , T blank N blank H . # Must be a the gospel is blank blank R blank , so it must be Mark . # Now what we got here One who manages another's business A G E blank blank . # The Russian wolf hound is the blank U R Z blank blank . # Bu something , Burzoi ? # Cos that Macau bit , sometimes they spell Macau with an O R or U could be Macau with an could be burzoi . # Could be Burzoi not sure . # What ? # Tree or shrub with white of yellow flowers begins in a and ends in a , six letters . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # What about Acacia ? # No looks as though it's well no it could be seeple # Flower # Mm could be seeple # Well calyx is in in the flower , in the # six letters so , all you need is one two , three , four Birthplace of erm Saint Theresa is a blank I blank A . # I know . # Erm comedy by Oscar Wilde is th loo I think it's Woman A Woman of no # Is that what it is ? # Not sure Burzoi is it ? # Borz # Vincenti Blasgo sh writer of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse is I B blank N blank blank . # Mm . # It's the Burzoi # Shall I go look it up ? # Put the cover on them . # ? # You # All done . # I it's actually spelt Ibanez I B A N E Z # Ibanez but it's pronounced Ibania # and Saint Theresa was born at Avila , A V I L A , Avila . # Today . # And we've got time for a for another quiz now ain't you ? # I don't mind it's up to you . # No it's not it's up to you . # As far as I know no . # Songs of Praise ? # The Money Programme The Cosby Show # Highway Beadle's About at quarter past seven and the Ruth Rendell Mysteries at seven forty five . # Eight forty five . # Nine forty five . # Oh eh that's what you watch yes . # Don't miss the last this last of the episode ? # series as the massive warehouse finally While Howard is being put into the Ambulance the press are hounding # Did you ? # Where's the cards then ? # The longer the longer you stay with me and Ann the better . # The longer your health and happiness will continue . # Erm # Yeah ge get a pen and then we can add it up . # Don't cheat don't look at the answers , take it away from her face . # I'll do rounds . # No that will be alright . # Yes , yes . # Yes . # Depends what time I get up . # Don't normally get up till three o'clock . # Mother ! # Your # question . # Mother , your question # I # No . # So # Yes mum . # Yep . # Oh bloody hell ! # No . # Mother's question . # Mother's question . # Are you ready for mother's question ? # What is the capital of Switzerland ? # Incorrect , bonus to Ann . # Incorrect . # Bern . # I put that the other day , do you remember on the quiz ? # Yeah quiz , I put Geneva down . # No a no I put Ber I put Bern down . # I put Bern down originally and then I thought to myself # Yeah . # So then I crossed it out and put Geneva . # So I got it wrong But I put Bern down originally Ann's question Where is the Orange Free State ? # Incorrect Mother's # bonus . # South Africa . # That's a bonus point to mother . # Mother's question Which is the land of milk and honey ? # Incorrect Ann , for a bonus . # No it's # in # Israel . # Ann's question The Atlas is the main mountain range of which country ? # Incorrect . # Bonus to her mother . # Which country ? # Th incorrect . # Morocco . # Mother's question What is the modern name of the Muscovite Empire ? # Incorrect , bonus to Ann . # Well the card says the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics . # So I think I'll give you that . # Well # Ann's question Oh what are rocks with an imprint of an animal or plant # called ? # That's two points there mother In which country are goods and services paid for in escudos ? # Incorrect , bonus point to Ann . # Correct one bonus # point . # Ann , Ann's question . # What is the epicentre of an earthquake ? # Well , yeah alright then , okay . # Point on the surface immediately above # the actual I'll looking up see if I can see mother Are quakes stronger on the moon than on the earth ? # Quakes . # Are quakes stronger on the moon than on the earth ? # Say no instead . # Alright I'll give you that . # Ann's question What is the sea between Italy and Yugoslavia ? # Correct , two points . # Mother # The distance from London to Moscow # is approximately fifteen hundred kilometres two and a half thousand kilometres or three and a half thousand kilometres ? # Incorrect Ann # Correct , bonus point Ann's question In which country are the ports of East London and Port Elizabeth ? # Correct . # Mother . # Which are # which are the two major religions of She of Japan ? # Yep # And the other one ? # No . # That'll do , two points to mother Ann's question Is it possible to re to traverse under the North Pole in mid-winter ? # Yes mother What is the Yucatan Canal ? # No it's not actually . # Yes but where ? # Where is the Yucatan ? # No . # No no . # The Yucatan peninsula , you know if you look at th the map of the South America mi Central America # and then sort of the bits will go round like that and then # and about goes like that # then Cuba's about there # well that's the Yucatan peninsula . # Yeah . # And the Yucatan Canal is the waterway that separates that bit from # Alright ? # And Ann's question . # Which are the only mid-ocean group of islands made from Granite ? # Correct . # Mother's question . # Which country has the largest number of people employed in manufacturing ? # No . # No no Russia . # In which country is the # in which country is the Quirrinelle Palace ? # Quirrinelle Palace which country ? # Nope , mum ? # No , Italy . # Mother . # The Asian capital # No is called what , foreigners ? # is called what , by foreigners ? # The Asian capital ! # For crying out loud ! # The Asian capital ! # No . # Bangkok . # The Asian capital # Krumfettmahanamanahulamoranosecanosemahanaritiraoosalalaramalapalapapopapopobaalacataltootoochepereelong # is called we that's the question read it for yourself ! # There it is # What is odd about the fact that admiral Horley ruled Hungary between the two War World Wars ? # Correct two points Hungary had no navy for the simple reason that it did not and does not have a sea . # Ann sixteen . # Mother # twelve points # You got most of them right . # So that's twenty # four # That's a seven out of ten , on her own and the top three top so # Well done Ann sixteen play five . # Can do . # Why , I ain't got them . # You got them . # No you didn't . # Oh down there , I didn't know . # I didn't there , you put them there ! # No I didn't , stop arguing ! # Mark it a for Ann . # These are Ann's questions . # Oh yes . # What ? # Mhm . # I'm not shuffling them , I'm just running through them that one # That's Ann's Right ? # And I'll pick one out for myself that's mine . # Alright ? # Right . # Yeah I'll keep score . # Right Ann first ? # Right Right away you go then . # Ireland . # Meteorites ? # Where do they come from ? # The sky . # Outer space , yeah . # Mediterranean . # Yeah , part of it . # Just like Adriatic's part of the Mediterranean # Alright # Yes . # Yes . # The North Carolina coast ? # Atlantic North . # Do I give the point to ? # Oh . # No she didn't , she said no . # Oh I see yeah . # Big river . # Big river . # It is a coral reef # and it is off the eastern coast of Australia . # Fifteen hundred . # Can I have an extra bonus point ? # No . # Correct good for you ! # California . # New Orleans . # Aha aha . # Departement . # But call it departement , it's like a cou it's like an English County . # I know a , the Departement of Marne , what was , I would but I'll have a guess at champagne . # Yeah . # It's obviously in the Departement # of Marne . # My question # Tundra ! # You really wanna know what tundra is ? # What is tundra ? # It is arctic wasteland erm it is the # Wherever . # Oh yeah . # Aha . # Alright ? # And we'll see that microwave we were thinking about . # It's already got fifty pound off . # It's got a hundred thirty nine up there , and it's got a hundred # voucher . # What voucher ? # Not too bad is it ? # What colour is it ? # Some of them are # Well whatever , what we have to do , we have to fill out a form and er I think erm # Bloody hell ! # A bit complicated innit ? # Yeah . # in it . # It's a . # Those will , those will do . # Otherwise you just . # What do you think ? # Before we go # Are they # Yep exactly as it came . # My mum's . # Right . # It was bigger though weren't it ? # No it's too big innit ? # Like that one , like that . # . # No . # Yeah . # Oh I like that , it's like that , it's like that . # Yeah yep . # Have we done ? # Have we done ? # The whole lot ? # Oh I know the # We haven't got there yet though we got # Yes # Oh # Don't forget # Oh I'd like to make an appointment to see Doctor please . # Can I make an appointment please ? # Er okay . # Right . # There's a real panic now ! # here we go ! # Yeah fine . # What about one like that over there ? # The one over by the # That one there . # Yeah . # Offers seventy quid back on your old one . # wanna take that over # Hello . # Colin how you getting on , alright ? # Good . # Cookers , microwaves , carpets . # Freezers as well . # A Sony . # A Sony # Hello there , how are you , alright ? # Yep . # Could possibly could possibly . # Yeah well we'll # No . # Alright ? # Hello . # It's the thing on your cupboards the thing's the same yep # Yep . # That or that door ? # Oh . # Yes # Can I ride ? # No I want to . # Ha can you get by ? # Look will you promise you won't open that . # Right what do we need ? # Get mum a tin of soup # cos she ain't got any soup . # No mum can have it . # Er # erm not sure I think # She might have that she might , if she's cold , one day # That's # More aisles are down there . # Let's have a look for the flour , I think # There's the flour what sort of flour do we want ? # Oh # Get a couple of these # suet # When sh when she makes that for me . # Ta almost # She's got in a lot of . # Tea bags . # Mm . # Aye ? # Oh bloody hell ! # Don't think it makes a lot of difference what colour . # No , no , no , no # Make it a four , take it . # Well better make it a four then . # No . # Bog rolls . # How much ? # How much ? # That's one seventy nine cheaper , they're only one thirty nine for four . # They'll always come in handy . # I mean still use one # and so , they'll need to buy two that's # Leave one for mum ,the rest of us . # Course it will . # That the one that's the one she has ah yes yes . # Are we gonna # are we gonna get the cat food from here or are we gonna get the cat food from somewhere else ? # No I mean Julie's loose loose in the pet shop . # Coffee we said we thought we would get her some coffee while we were here didn't we ? # Might as well cos I mean might as well get a special offer as and she wouldn't carry a big one you see . # Two twenty . # Well you getting that # aye ? # Why is that for us ? # Might as well be a big one take them home , leave some at mum's and take the rest home . # packets of bog roll . # You get # every time you go loo . # I want that one . # Where else ? # Where else ? # Anything special # What does it look like ? # get us a couple of tins as well . # No , no , yes . # Change your mind now , what do you want ? # Want # Rumpole tonight . # Last one . # Last one of the series . # Coronation Street , half past seven till eight , Rumpole from nine to ten so you can come out between eight and nine and ten and ele le le le eight and nine and ten and eleven , so you got time for couple between eight and nine and a couple between ten and eleven , how's that ? # Yeah . # The accelerator is the one on the right sir ! # Look he's slowing down there ! # Now he oh , oh he's found the accelerator ! # Bloody hell ! # He's found it ! # He's realizes which one it is bloody hell ! # He's getting too fast now ! # No , no . # We're actually going a bit over thir we were going forty five , we're now back to forty now . # It is not a forty mile an hour zone , so you're in the wrong ! # Not now it's not , it's still sixty odd . # The deal the deal i a # the zone starts the zone starts there , thirty . # So I'm now within I'm now within the limit ooh ! # Ann thirty five and he's speeding now . # Going too fast !brake ! # I am # I am old . # I am old . # I dunno . # Dunno . # You never know # You never know dear , you may be a very very fit ninety five . # Oh . # today running over cyclists out the way . # That old lady ? # Do you know who's that ? # Mhm . # Not now the window's shut ! # Oh dear ! # I'd go and give him a hand but I do not like ladders Fun isn't it ? # Shall we take photographs ? # Get the camera out ! # I think everybody's finding finding it very amusing at the moment . # Well , it's gonna be a tight old squeeze . # Why can't they take it through the back door and up the stair ? # # Hello . # Hold on to this # Coming back , I've gotta I've gotta stand here so I can turn the camera on ! # go and get the camera ! # Aye ? # Ah well that's what we're all waiting for , we're waiting for you to drop it ! # They're watching Neighbours Come on , get up you lazy bugger ! # What time of day do you think you call this ! # Yeah . # Is it in ? # Yeah just # I just # said smile ! # Smile , you're on candid camera ! # Have a laugh and joke with Dick . # Have a laugh and joke with Dick . # The # the elder gentleman . # Through his father , yes . # Want a cup of tea Jean ? # We've only popped in to see whether you would like a lift into town now , before we go , rather than go into town and then come back just in case you want to # Thought you might want a lift . # Shopping # Have a little drinky-poos . # What with ? # Come on . # Ah ! # You're not ! # # Just that norm normally # Washing powder or big bulky stuff that # do do walk back from town with , after all . # Get some up town , if that's what you want . # Just the thought # you did say that you'd like to come . # You ought to Rainbows or something got the car at least then # Is that what you want ? # Start thinking , got nothing lose ,sta start # thinking we'll soon get them and save you carrying it tomorrow , then . # Save you , save you carrying them . # A change your mind # Lunch time is no good ! # Don't start # we will go in and do it # Well we'll we'll # We'll call in , that will be better than phoning at least you know whe you know you're gonna get there . # It's we'll make it in the morning , one morning and then we can come out at erm # take you up . # I'm on . # Two till one . # Two till one . # No , don't bother ! # Sit ! # We'll call in # We'll call # We'll get it in town while we're there mother ! # Gonna be in erm # Do you er # Going there anyway . # We're in town , just in town doesn't matter where we go , does it ? # Budgie food do you want any budgie food ? # Millet ? # Sand sheets . # What else ? # Yeah . # I've got to get some , what sort of will you need ? # I I've had to bring # you one , # Yeah . # Sixty watt light bulbs # Fags ? # Cheap fags or cheap # When are you gonna make mince pies ? # have some for tea . # Don't forget # Don't forget to get er cooking apples . # Oh I'll don't know I pastry , I can't do that , I can do the rest but I can't make the pastry . # Dry cat food , light bulbs and mincemeat , # Want some ketchup ? # Salt ? # Tomato puree ? # To do the mince pies . # You've got you've got , you might as well buy a big bag of flour and # Go and have a look , see what you got . # At least you won't have to carry it , at least we've got the car and we can we can # carry it between us , that's no problem is it ? # Cos if you're not feeling up to it , as well lard ? # You can buy # That's what I say , you buy three pound of flour and two pound of mincemeat in a jar . # Don't sound a lot of weight but # I know we said make a list , but bloody hell , she'll filled four sides of foolscap here ! # Cor ! # Hell ! # Look at that tree . # Oh . # Ooh ! # What about coffee ? # Special offer at the moment . # Special offer in Gateways . # Special offer in Gateways . # Large # large jar of Maxwell House and three free packs of mini # Hobnobs . # What , twenty pound note , yeah that will cover it . # Easy ! # Special offer on the big jar big jar of co , you wouldn't have a big jar of coffee . # Well I'm just thinking of you , love . # No well we'll do that as well , don't worry ! # Okay . # They never go up the other side . # Ann Ann can have that . # What about that ? # He wouldn't eat them , cos he thought they were in the other potato . # Okay . # put , oy , oy # Mince pies you want us to get do you ? # No . # I've got the flour , plain a # Mr Kipling mince pies . # Definitely . # It's nearer . # Have a trip to Linda and Peter # and Alan # It is . # Well is it # And stop the remainder . # Anything else ? # Town mother . # Erm # I knew something # We're gonna buy the house mother ! # No I haven't it don't matter about that . # No . # That's neither here nor there , they'll have to wait for it , it's up to them . # That's right # Oh yeah . # Browned and # We'll be back before # we'll be back we'll be back for tea , afternoon tea . # Alright so we'll we'll have erm # We got that . # So we could come back , we'll have afternoon tea , we'll have er scotch pancakes and # chocolate cake . # No cos mum's going to # She's going to Vera's . # We'll try and make it in the morning . # About dinner time and then we can and then # Then go to work or we # minerals and the # Okay ? # No , not quite right not right Have a check up for her . # Mm . # Mhm Corner solutions new bathroom shop there look . # Mm Unlucky for them ! # Yes . # Yes I hope so appeared to be . # Yeah . # In there , I could have gone in here I reckon I'll go round the corner don't matter does it ? # Shall I back in or shall I , yeah I'll back in , I'll be I shall be awkward I shall reverse in . # Ferrari . # Yeah . # Not English French registration number How's that ? # Alright dear dear . # No it doesn't look very important does it ? # Er er no no , no no no very me thinks Lloyds Bank . # Dear customer # I don't what # Yes that sort of thing . # Well it could have been a cheque for a # cheque for a few thousand or something , that would have but it weren't . # Look at that . # In here . # Last week it was Bless me . # Is there anything you want me to do ? # No ? # Aye ? # It's eleven o'clock near enough . # Not quite , but # Aha . # Come out here that one Where do you feel it wonderful . # Too excited . # Yeah . # That's how it is isn't it ? # Yeah you're sort of thinking when my why got a card and then they tell you to look round , how much it's gonna cost you and I mean , you know ,jus jus just you know is everything gonna work out , you know ? # Carpets down and then we got their cooker and the fridge and that and , well you know and that goes through your # they just go through your mind , don't they ? # Yeah , will it go in ? # Will it fit and how tall is it , and how wide is it ? # Will we be able to get in before the day to check up on what colour we want things and yo , that sort of thing , you know you just you know ? # As you know cos you have the same trouble . # Yeah I know I know , funny one yesterday , you know but not to worry . # Not to worry . # Brian knows Brian knew everything more or less or arranged quite a few things anyway # Brian knew . # Oh yeah definitely . # No , no jus just clearing the old eye out . # Yeah yeah I went , well eventually but like you say it was long wh it was a long while before I actually did get to sleep but got there eventually I'm been to solicitor today Annie . # No got any more Annie ? # You got any more ? # Oh is there ? # That's alright then . # That's fine then good should have enough for weekend until , until the weekend . # Oh yeah Pardon me ! # That should be alright Yeah we've got to go up town Thursday haven't we ? # Really at all er apart from the mor moral support . # Hold me up while I sign , you know . # It isn't very long Shouldn't be in there long just a matter of signing all the things , checking all the details over , putting in what he hasn't filled in already . # Yes . # Go to town next Thursday # Thursday morning can't you ? # And so the Can't first . # That's the first job first one in then you get the carpet sorted out . # At least at least you know how you know if he says you can have this one or this one yeah cos the choice between one or the other and he says well I can fit this one immediately , but , this one I've gotta order . # I mean it might might just sway as to one way or the other if there's a bit of a well we like them both , but which one , you know ? # I can have a look at them , now in the catalogue . # No , true . # No not the same , that's true . # Mind you I suppose out of a catalogue it's at least you can feel them and see them all that . # Only on see the whole roll . # No . # Definitely There's only a , there's only really what two carpets and these are # two main bit . # Yeah but then again yeah but as I say i i if you if you want the same in the bathroom and the bedroom # and the same in the hall in the living room # you only got two carpets to sort out and a bit of lino rather than having a different one with this one and a different one for that one and then a different one for # Alright . # Alright dear . # Hey Ann ! # Did you read your stars today ? # You didn't ? # Saturn your ruler is in exceptionally mood now so it is likely that you will have to put up with rather spartan conditions but you know how much is at stake for the future so you are happy to do without # How about that darling ? # Okay . # It's the only thing you wanted really . # Mm . # No I'm sure we are Yes we certainly are dear . # Well yeah but # I know . # But we had to really because # No . # Well they said they'd wait , I mean fifteen hundred pound ain't he would pa put a deposit down , it's only five percent innit ? # Fifteen hundred pound if he was prepared to put a deposit down or something that would have been fifteen hundred quid . # So we got it . # Yeah . # Without any quibble . # I thought it was worth pushing for the extra I mean when he said a thousand , I thought it would be # worth pushing for an extra five hundred , and did get it . # Yeah . # Yeah but now we got the extra five hundred and which I say is th is , makes up for the which is five percent of the purchase price we've got an extra to play with and get a bit more . # Not too bad . # True , true . # Yeah . # Right yeah . # In the hall ? # I've only seen one , I haven't seen any more than one at # Seen that one . # Oh ! # Ooh , ooh , ooh ! # Mhm It says it doesn't , but like I say ,i in a way it usually starts # . # Mm . # Mm mm . # Mhm . # Yeah . # Set them off . # Ha ha Yeah it is # It is a little bit er # Oh yeah can't jump on the window to get in or anything . # Well it's certainly gonna be certainly won't let it . # It's gonna be a little bit tricky isn't it really , having a # It's a shame . # Yeah . # Not really . # It's not natural no . # Not really is it ? # We might do one day or see # Yeah a cat's a little bit out on dashing upstairs now innit really ? # It's a shame , but , there you go . # Yeah . # It ain't fair . # Actually that's something we'll have to negotiate with our er opposite neighbour # stair carpet . # Don't know who you got we'll have to wait and see who we get . # Yeah yeah . # Oh no . # Yeah . # I say a negotiation with next door neighbour or something like that . # Start banging up the stairs and # Yeah . # Yeah . # There is a light out there isn't there ? # I noticed that . # Mm that is something we will have to investigate . # di discuss with our # No , no that's right . # Yeah . # You # Yeah . # I've gotta nip upstairs . # Cos I wouldn't know I've done enough okay ? # Yeah . # I think so I said said to the bloke before # ! # Oh ! # On traffic lights ? # Well off we go , back to work . # Wouldn't be a lot of difference actually . # No By time you I mean it's not that far but by the time you get there the car won't have a chance to warm up thoroughly . # So you'd be on automatic choke for a bit of the way , most of the way anyway so # a little bit , but not a great deal those gears most of the time as well the ones that we cruise in top gear I don't think that's really for me # Not appreciably amateur . # A little bit perhaps I wouldn't of said it would have been # I hope so . # That would be stroll up to the Royal Standard . # About that again , it's a similar distance I would say . # It's as near to the as it would have been from there # It's we can always walk up the . # Walk in the town . # No , it's a longer way . # Yeah . # No erm might as well continue now half way round do a u-turn . # Yeah looks like it dunnit ? # No the only w # The only way to town is come up to way # towards Boy's School then Corporation Road and then in town . # No no there's not . # You go down to the bottom of these roads there and . # No , there's metal boxes at each # end . # If you come up er when you're at the Weasel Lane # instead of turning up towards the Royal Standard you turn the other way , that comes down past . # Then you go right down to the bottom of Road you cos that's a dead end anyway , . # Mhm . # It isn't a great problem not really . # You got a shop at the top of the road ain't you ? # Shops at the top there . # No that's up that's just up the # The new Tescos won't be the other way will it ? # Mm a bit odd . # Hello er I need a solicitor , to act for me er if that's possible please . # It was mentioned that Mr might be able to help me . # Wonderful ! # Working . # So it has to be Thursday morning . # . # Bit later if possible . # about eleven . # We've gotta go and see the estate agents as well . # eleven eleven o'clock # yeah that will be alright . # Yeah that will be alright . # Eleven o'clock Thursday morning . # Thanks very much . # Bye now . # estate agent . # You # Yes but mum , suppose you might have to . # No , its a bit , little bit early , where d'you wanna go ? # Go for a walk . # No I wasn't really thinking about that . # got some on his hair . # You know what it is # Yes . # I know your type ! # That's quite often why I like , when I go down Norbet Street I don't like parking in Norbet Street itself cos it's only half an hour if you park down Royal Place it's # an hour # Then I could have an hour , you see so it just gives you that extra breathing space if you # That's it you go to # the butchers or the bakers or # you have a couple of bets in the bookies that sort of thing . # Quite normal to be a little bit more than half an hour but el traffico wardens about an whoever takes your number sort of jus just after you parked then it is half an hour but sometimes it's not for # yeah but you don't know that do you ? # If you're in the bookies and you don't happen to see them . # I'd love to . # Morbidity . # How's that sound ? # Morbidity . # Well not feeling very happy morbid . # Mm yeah . # Workitus . # Oh no you're not idle are you darling ? # No way are you idle . # Now now . # Where shall we park today Ann ? # Dunno I know where I'd like to park Not here . # Anywhere but here . # Hawthorn Cottages . # Will do for now . # Just # Yeah Villa That okay darling ? # Yoh . # Why do you hope everything's alright ? # Oh . # We'll # we'll # Ha . # Mum . # What ? # Hello ugly ! # Ah # Ain't improved yours either ! # Who had a go at your haircut ? # Well we'll get him for you ! # Ain't left you with a lot , you didn't have a lot before ! # I # What's it with ? # Hi Jeanie . # Yup . # You got that . # Ooh ! # Oh that's alright # You can come along . # Oh well . # You got two . # Wonderful , wonderful . # Yep . # Right . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # You're going good # Hello Tina ! # How's Tina ? # Never used to so much hard work , you see Tina ! # Tina ! # Oh yeah ! # Can you ask him how much that van he had you know he hired that van with # Yeah well can you ask him how much it was ? # Just like to know , just # a rough idea so we can we might I dunno whether we'll hire one , we might ask # No I know it weren't . # Yeah but tha tha # that'll be plenty big enough cos there's not that much we yo we need to move . # We'd like # We'd like to . # And we might ask a depending on how much it's gonna be ,ask , I dunno if Rogers still got his van or # or young Simon . # It's only really the bed , the washing machine , the table and a couple of wardrobes . # another two hundred fifty quid rent and # or whatever . # Physically . # I'll see how it goes anyway , but if you ask him # how much it was , I'd like to find out . # Say , if not # They want us in . # Anyway I'll see you later dear . # When they want a # Are you oh they are twenty five past five for me . # D'you get them ? # You got them , have you ? # No the # tea , the tea # Yeah I know I know it's got a lot of milk in and I did ask for it for you , but she still give me one like that . # Oh I don't worry about that . # Don't matter about that cheers . # Ahhh ! # Ha ! # Oh I heard that's what they had innit ? # You're favourite . # Oh they're gonna approached him . # Who ? # I asked . # I'll settle for that # Hey ! # Fair enough , fair enough ,Do you know all the # Who ? # Er no I'll have # I'll have the whisky I'll settle for that . # Better than rolling them out . # Rod Stewart you keep them talking # No ? # It isn't now for the rest nobody has got them . # The was nice . # with lemonade , advocat and # Lime , that's it . # Yeah # Not that strong . # It's more than eight percent . # Yeah we know what you piss artists are like ! # let mum have one No she'd # Sheila might . # Oh yeah . # Good idea really . # Money that'll do her we'll have a # Spend the whole lot on mine couldn't you Ann ? # Yeah and goodness knows she can't she ? # Pair of trousers . # No I suppose not . # More money for more tickets ! # I'm # I got some . # It's alright , I got these . # Yeah it's lady . # Oh yeah . # It's # Three pints each . # Remember that thing as well . # Yeah make a in here , just the two in it # When ? # Shut up ! # No I didn't . # Shut up ! # You probably did , not me . # If I want it spread around . # Yeah can't grumble . # Yes we do . # never used to go on the # Yeah . # Ah yeah , that's my game . # Got radio yes # There we go ,dear . # that in your tea . # I'm going . # Okey dokey See you later dear . # What time ? # At least you'll know exactly rather than sort of saying well # Mm . # Isn't joined . # Yes , yes # No . # Oh I say this is nine foot nine just gonna get a bit for it ,tie a little bit on edge and that's it . # Way it always goes , an extra roll need to buy # That's a lo # a lot , a lot of places where you can buy eight rolls and only use seven # eight back and er # No . # No . # I'll be your I can be your labourer . # Wallpaper , wallpaper . # Vera turned up for a cup of coffee dinner time and ended up staying there rest of the afternoon dinner with us , oh no come on in , give us it ,where you sitting , off she went # By the end , by the end of the afternoon she'd done it all . # Well I know about that # I know that . # You start here # Mm . # Yeah # do apply # Right ,That's a # Naughty girls , naughty schoolgirls get their botty smacked . # got a bit there # There's a puddy tat , hello puddy tat # It's unnatural really is it ? # Would rather a cat be out cos it wants to be out . # Does as it wants to do when it goes outside rather than inside . # Even a modern cat litter nowadays # oh yeah ? # Your cat of my # Not on , not only do they wee on the carpet but they also have a tendency to try and avoid , cover it up # Pull all the # pull all the bits . # Yeah . # A goldfish , get hungry , make a few chips # yes darling . # fish # Neither have I . # Summer again . # Yeah , # Bulbs to # # You can buy a car for # Got # Perhaps # True , very true we have erm # . # Never mind , have a look and I might have a there we are how's that , alright dear ? , you have a look # Yes . # Don't like that # . # Do we second hand suite second hand suite , the whole lot . # We go for a second hand suite as well or # Go for a microwave or do you just go for # say , there's so many combinations that's the thing isn't it ? # There are so many combinations of what to have , what to get , what we can't get , what we need really I think is , what we need is obviously going to be priority isn't it ? # Carpets , cooker fridge # they're the definite needs and erm # Seven hundred did you say , oh no two seventy nine and three twenty something weren't it ? # Er three , two # Six hundred , yeah . # Decent # I think you'd be better off with a with a new cooker and fridge # , you can go second hand # but , er , you know er , at least if you go in there at least you've got # got a guarantee for six months # but , at least you know you're going to get a decent amount of # As with a new one you'll probably gonna get four , five , six , seven ,eigh # She's right . # Put them off today's # Ah , yeah . # Not really , not this time of the day is it ? # Can't I do nothing ? # Oh dear . # No ,working till twelve . # Yeah # why you like you like to # Yeah alright , I'm off next week # That's that one , yeah , , yeah , oh and , Ann , Ann that's # Yeah # yeah that's lovely , we did put in for some in February , we have this one in the we haven't got a cover that one . # Oh , sorry # oh no , hang on , no # Yeah they haven't actually February , she would of done , but # decide on the Monday , so you'll have to cancel # cancel the Wednesday , cancel Wednesday , yeah , that will keep the days and # Yeah , can you put me down , the name down for the , alright , okay . # Thank you , bye now # Hello girls # Mm . # Better # Jean # Key , give us key . # Might as well sit down for a few minutes mightn't we ? # . # # Hi ya # Sound cheesed off , what's the matter ? # So am I , fed up , bored . # Fed up , cheesed off # Why you cheesed off # What , no , I thought there might be a reason yeah but , # Should of been done any way . # Should of been done hadn't it ? # She doesn't stoop in and # Me and reckon that up in the canteen . # All Dave's flavours were done apart from the odd few extras , # they had , all they was the roast roast # its all the frozen people's fault # and roast puddings , roast tikka twice and a few extras . # so # Mm . # It seems a funny day though . # Whatever # Sounds like . # I would of thought it had been easier to erm to put down the name of # oh there # what you want what you want ,Could be a , now . # What was it last year was on Thursday ? # We'll try one to one . # You done ? # Take a bit of interest , what's going on # Somebody # . # Oh yeah , yeah . # Well the two # er three days , I've asked Dave # Yeah . # Dates from the last day of # the worst yeah # She's got to do the work . # Oh you coming as well are you ? # Oh am I ? # just with # Mm , mm , have a little dig # Yeah , probably . # No , not exactly # No , I'm not gonna deny it . # Won't deny it dear , I won't deny it at all . # Oh I see , yeah , have to see what he says # Mm , mm , see what she says our Sheila and , see what . # Mm , maybe . # Yellow suit ? # . # you know . # You emptied the fruit machine Brenda ? # Twice # Probably in a good mood you gotta carry on # Yeah # Haven't got a lot to score anyway have you ? # Ain't got a lot to score anyway have you ? # That's , that's the time to do it # That's the right time to do it Lynda , to win the game # Yeah # Mm . # Yeah . # I do my then you can nip round to see what you come up with . # Somehow I use the sledge hammer I # Mm . # Oh yeah . # Do as much as we can ,the money # That's what I'm saying . # see what room we've got , then measure up , then with what room we've # Aha , yes # Weren't that . # Did they # You won't grow into a big strong girl you know if you don't eat your vegetables . # Oh # He's not paying it # Yeah , that is not good . # Not very good # Hello dearest # All right then ? # You # Oh plan of attack erm down . # Yeah . # It is a problem estate agents' name , look as though it # Yes # Oh # My house , my house , my # That's true , that's true , that's true , # very true , very true # Don't know , I don't know what we're having # You taking depends how old it will be don't it , don't know how old it will be . # No point in buying fish extra if we know we're gonna be , have to wait or something # Oh fish and chips you mean , from the chippie ? # That's what I mean # or I say chicken alright ? # Why ? # Nor has Stuey . # That's wise you know . # Right oh # yeah well , we've got some erm cordon bleu or some whatever , you know , # or whatever's # Pay day late again ? # Yeah , I don't mind so it's pay day today # Not bad # Oh yes pleasant , oh yes pleasant . # Oh it's a pleasant sound . # Mm . # I know , will do . # They're all coming down and that one's er # going up # They always prices keep falling . # Mm , mm . # Not really , was , though I thought we were offering a reasonable price taking everything into consideration # price market # erm , how long we've been here sitting tenants er # the , I thought that was fair # fairly good deal . # Might do , yeah . # When you look at , look at the old houses on the market , erm , yeah , I think he might just , he might wait a while , there aren't that many buyers , # I think looking at the market you can , you can get a , erm detached , semi-detached sort of one you know one bedroom I suppose , # two bedroom at a push for about thirty four , thirty five , thirty six , thirty seven , # oh I don't know , I don't know , I think it will be a while getting rid of it yes , but I think he might get his price eventually , but it will take a long while to get it , it's up to him if he wants a quick sale ,you know , thirty five yeah I , thirty five thousand I think , as I say taking everything into consideration , I mean , failing three okay I know I did the thirty three so take thirty five , thirty three and a half , oh he ain't got much to worry about # # I know . # Why , what's been # Go on . # , its not er # Cos a conversation like that very well be a private person will not be a # but then again you , you might , you might come up and say , say something that that they wanna hear , you wanna hear ? # No , but you said you # that's what I mean # Saw her car # I thought I was gonna hit a tree # Well you needn't bother . # Get a pair of scissors cut that out and stick it on these # What do you think ? # Well he don't usually turn up till twenty to and then we was there a little bit early as well # Yeah ,get some sticky tape , I know that , well they do twenty bit of table put a plant on it , stick it on the mm , mm , # gonna get busier # No . # Oh . # No # I can't find the car keys . # Took them back in # I must of had them on my lap and normally put it straight to the ignition . # Oh dear you # Nasty , nasty , nasty . # Are they ? # Yeah . # No . # Chucked all the duff ones out # That's where all my horses go . # That's true true ,not that # that er she's not # She's same sort of weight as you ? # Tall isn't she ? # All the weight and that are aren't they ? # Ten stone's # Ten stone is race , why I # Some time you get a to carry ten stone , he's got seven pound from , so carries nine stone seven # ten stones about twelve stone it certainly is a # No . # Yes , what I'm saying , yeah whatever cart horse # # I doubt they do as well . # Let's have a look then . # I suppose . # When you park your car you've got the breaking in . # No . # Quite often that happens late at night , doesn't it , you know # after chucking out time . # Young # go and get a policeman , time you've gone and got a policeman they're off # you know , so , there's no # Turn a blind eye don't they ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # So it's , if you want to get it done this will be one hell of a big car park won't it ? # If only # I can't make out what they're doing today it's all parked all fully today . # No , # Oh well , is there a reason why I can't park there # how much room have I left in front , yeah park the car there # There's the . # Where's she going ?car park there . # Have to watch way you go around it's a pity gone over there really # turn up # Mm . # It was # It looks like a little bit longer than we first # great rush to get in ain't we # Won't be long # Yeah , alright . # What I've , what I've brought , and I've brought three # one I've brought that basically # that's all of an average week # we can expect most # so it throughout the year # that's sort of a rough average , but that's er a better , you know a more , that's # that's when the season's in # see ,obviously we , we do more overtime # I've brought everything that you've told me to # and more # just in case # That's what I was told to bring and that's what I have brought . # Just in case # Alright ? # Is that alright ? # Assuming , assuming that's thirteen per cent # pension at the moment # Yes , # erm , yeah # Er , do you want my membership number ? # Yeah , # Yeah # Yeah , that was the old # It's all the same . # Yeah . # And you don't think we'd need anything # Mm , mm . # Yeah . # Yes , well , I know the problems . # Yes # Okay , well , by the way # Right . # Yeah , I know # Mm , mm . # Right at the back of there , what's that ? # Thank you . # No . # We're in a position to exchange contracts at any time , but the solicitor , it's up to the solicitor # Right . # What is that , that'll be with the solicitor when he's , when he's gone through everything I # Mm , mm . # Yeah , yeah . # Mm , mm . # Mm , mm # Mm , mm . # Yeah . # But we done , what actually , what actually happens now , I mean what , I mean my mortgage , what # what is that , what happens to that thirty thousand pounds , that I've now applied for ? # Does that go to the solicitors or # to my solicitors or where does that go to now ? # What , what , do I just have to sit and wait until it all gets accepted and they sit on it or # On a , yeah # Oh I see . # Yeah . # Mm , mm . # Mm . # The one , when , when , when , when does the mortgage payment actually come out ? # The actual two hundred and whatever it was # Yeah # Oh I see # yeah # Oh I see # so we start paying for the mortgage when the contracts are exchanged ? # Oh I see # yeah # Ok , right-y-oh # not enough , that's it # Yeah , yeah . # No . # One small # in case it makes a difference to your # It said cigarettes ,do I smoke cigarettes and I said no , # which , which is # so make it out cheaper # a little bit cheaper # Fair enough , as long as though we honest # Don't smoke cigarettes and I thought no when it comes back it may work out much cheaper . # Right , okay , thanks very much # Bye now # Yeah . # Yeah I see . # We brought our own dinner . # Did you hear that pussycat ? # Fishy chippy . # Do you wanna set up table or do you want , or ? # It's up to you . # You need to # partake ? # Yeah I'm gonna put the kettle on # Well we'll probably have our dinner first then I'll probably do it . # What are you doing ? # Sit here . # What do you want ? # Do you want # Salt ? # Vinegar ? # Mustard ? # Bit of salt ? # Sure ? # Is that alright ? # If you don't want all the chips don't bother # Well that is a couple . # Is that alright dear ? # Kettle is boiling if you want a # The kettle # So I see . # Mind your fish darling . # alright . # She's alright mother . # She's al mum leave her . # I'll give her some , leave her there . # Oh . # I don't know . # Right what's , what do you want ? # Mm ? # Oh I know she is cos she told me you don't feed her properly . # Yeah . # Pat . # Pat . # Yeah . # Mhm . # Mhm . # Alright . # Not really . # Not really . # Oh yeah . # What , altogether ? # Three quid . # Admittedly you get more don't you , for four pounds . # Don't forget you're gonna get a lot of if you have a whole trout you've got skin and # Not today . # some tea Ann ? # ? # Mm . # All gone puss , look . # Ooh . # Yeah it's clean and I've got dirty fingers . # Yeah , lovely . # Go on then . # In you go . # Done half of tom half of today's work last night . # Half of today's work last night . # Just a , just a dear Mr thank you very much for # I told you ! # I read it to you . # It's just bumph basically . # Just saying you have put # You've agreed to buy this place . # Your this is something something something # We hope # We hope it goes satisfactorily # Can't they ? # I thought there was still time to have a look at it just in case it falls through . # Well I dunno , but I mean # But I mean if that goes if that goes through if that falls through somebody might be interested and and somebody might erm I dunno . # Like you say , probably they put subject to contract on and # Yeah . # No . # As far as I know . # Doubt it . # Doubt it . # Don't see any reason why I should not that they've had nothing wrong # I've had nothing wrong with me . # I don't suffer from anything . # For the pension purpose , for the pension plan a medical is not needed . # That is , doesn't matter . # The only thing that I might need a medical for is my thirty thousand pound life insurance . # That's the , I won't need , if if I just did the pension # You you wouldn't mother ! # No mother ! # Mother . # Mother . # Mother # Can I just # can I just intervene here and # Can I just # can I just intervene here just a little bit because # if # if if I'm bumped off that thirty thousand pounds go off to , goes to pay the mortgage . # Well you'd have to sell the flat then . # I think I mean , it's something , a pension mortgage is something that doesn't crop up every day . # It can it can be yeah . # It can # better put her seat-y belt on then hadn't she ? # In case mister police-y man decides to stop us and say why haven't you put your seat-y belt on Mrs M Mrs woman ? # Sorry , sir . # It's your responsibility to ensure that your passengers have got their safety belt on . # Cos that would be nice wouldn't it ? # To be fined twelve quid for not having a safety belt on and on top of the ninety quid and the forty quid and one thing and another . # but show you Pat 's house if you like . # Would you like to see Pat 's house ? # Show you Pat's house . # If you look to your left coming into the the junction say I presume , I don't know whether , they may even have moved now . # See that one , oh you see the one where the trees are ? # And the front wall that sort of set back one ? # That's Pat you can see it just there , look # oh the one with the that's Pat 's house . # That's if he still live there as I say . # Should think they've moved by now . # That's where he used to live anyway . # Pat's wife and daughter are erm they call Mrs and Mrs . # WI or # something like that . # Women it may have been Women's Institute Guild or something or I dunno . # Townswomen's Guild , yeah . # Something like that anyway . # It may , she may have been associated with WI , I dunno . # Used to # Pat ? # Yeah . # In a w I kn I do know of him I don't know him to # Yes . # Oh yeah , I think so . # But when I walked in # when I walked in I , I said you know I said Mr we meet , we meet again I said . # He said ah , Stuart isn't it ? # I said yes . # Thought oh that that's fair enough isn't it ? # Where shall we park today ? # We'll back up to the fence today shall we ? # . # How's that ? # Is that near enough ? # Yep ? # Yep that's # There is , yes . # blooming cold # Aha , # Was it ? # Yes yeah # Cause a stir ! # Alright dear ? # I've now got there's now in the bank , after I've paid me poll tax and paid me # paid me poll tax , paid me s search fee and got a little bit of cash out for readies and s , there's now at this moment in time , there's four hundred and fifty pound in there . # And there will be another hundred and twenty go in today so that's six hundred and six hundred and seventy in there at the moment . # So there's a few hundred in the building society # What do you mean , crossed fingers ? # That's what there is and # That's what I was sa , that's what's in there at the moment . # I thought # I've got three hundred and # And a few hundred in the building society . # And I've still got my unit trust thing but I know it's gone down . # I don't want to touch it if I'll leave and leave it if I can . # It , no , I mean that was always my plan if ever you need the money # Okay alright . # Hallo Mr . # How are you ? # Cheeky bugger . # I was gonna be nice to you today and all . # Yeah as I say , that unit trust thing I was I know it's not the safest investment but it never was the safest investment . # It was a at the time it was a I'd got the money and it was a bit of a speculation . # But unfortunately it's not quite worked out to plan . # But I mean if # I mean even with the market being depressed there's still gonna be eight hundred pounds in there . # that's mak but that's mak making a loss . # I mean I'd rather leave it if I can until it does # If we're absolutely desperate then # Few few days . # Phone them up phone them up . # Find out what # find out what the price is and if the price is you know whatever then you take them out . # Just say right I'll cash , take cash and you and they will send you a cheque in the post more or less . # But as I say , yeah # unfortun unfortunately I mean if I'd left it where it was erm would have , it would have been better . # So say if we have to we have to . # You know , I'd rather wait until you know till # till then . # That's right . # Until the market picks up again and # yeah yeah but the when I was # when I was advising # when I was advising people on unit trust things it was always the price of your units may rise and , as well as fall . # Er # Oh yeah I mean it was # at the time , I mean it it was # Didn't matter so much at that particular time . # And the market looked as though it was gonna be quite buoyant . # I wish I'd have took them out a long while ago when they were higher . # Well yeah , but like you say you don't know do you ? # Say I don't know what the latest price is on them , but # No ! # Hallo Freda . # Well # she's , she might be small but her bum's big . # Yeah . # Mm . # Some people you do hate yeah # Yeah . # Gravel and , yeah # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # Yeah , yeah . # Well I wonder what delights await us today . # You did it all last night did you ? # Apart from the drums and thighs # Mm . # Mm . # Say I know say I know the order was high for today on drums . # Under the , just under the . # What's the time anyway ? #