#
Their electric bill was sky high . #
I didn't . #
It was on #
Yeah . #
Both . #
Yeah , I think he did . #
Out of the business . #
Yeah . #
And now , now they've come to realize that he's only on a wage , he's on a bloody good wage and all . #
Right ? #
And they have grandad's money . #
That buys all the bloody food . #
Yeah . #
All he lives on is his personal pension . #
Yeah . #
That's what he lives on . #
And if he ever wants to buy anything #
Mm . #
So basically I reckon they're gonna be in the shit . #
Because er no mum was saying er they should be out enjoying theirselves , not having to stay in paying all this . #
Yeah . #
Now they've come to realize what it's like . #
Yeah . #
Yeah that was a month's wages , nearly . #
Well a good part of it anyway . #
I reckon she must get home , take home about eighty quid a week or something . #
About hundred quid a week . #
Yeah well no that's not bad money for a woman #
working er what she's doing . #
Just started and all . #
No I know . #
Poor wages . #
Poor payers I mean . #
And I can see it in a year I I'll give it , give dad er about eighteen months #
and he'll be wanting to leave Avenue Panels #
It'll come too much . #
Then he'll wanna form a partnership . #
No . #
No I wouldn't #
I'm happy as I am . #
I'll have to see what it's like down the road . #
If it's got room for expansion which I'm hoping then , I would say yeah because dad's got a good reputation . #
Don't know . #
But he's not bad at spraying . #
He's a good sprayer . #
That's right . #
The only thing the old man could do was spray . #
He couldn't every time he undid bolts like and if they were tight , he couldn't do them . #
Cos you've got to and he can't use his fingers and if he has to it right ? #
And ea each knock he used , used to be in agony . #
Like if he was hitting something and he accidentally hit his ha his thumb or his finger he used to be in agony for I mean it used to hurt him for the rest of the day . #
You know ? #
Whereas if I hit me hand you know , okay it hurts but it's gone in five minutes . #
If I keep , keep hitting it like I did the other day when my brother was there me thumb and that , oh boy ! #
I mean it was #
swollen . #
That's cos I kept hitting it , bloody . #
But I could , I can hack the pain . #
And that's the difference you see , it was gone day but dad's is not . #
If he'd have kept hitting it like I h I hit mine no way . #
They're good payers , restoration jobs . #
Res restoration job you're talking er if you actually work on a vehicle a week , talking five hundred quid a week . #
I mean that's two grand a month . #
No but then you've gotta guarantee that you've got restoration jobs . #
They've got to be guaranteed work like one after the other . #
Oh yeah . #
They probably will do cos #
Yeah . #
Oh yeah . #
Oh easily . #
Easily I'd say . #
That's why she ought to learn to drive . #
If she drove she'd save money that way . #
Okay you've got to fork out insurance and er petrol . #
But in that sense she can use the car on her own . #
She can go out shopping . #
That's it yeah , the useless bloody thing . #
You'd love 's motor . #
His granny Brilliant . #
John 's granny . #
Oh , top of the range weren't it ? #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
It's er four speed gearbox . #
It's got a broken er ignition it's broken in two . #
But they imagine that would be er replaced . #
Erm dunno what the mileage is like . #
Rust's supposed to be not too bad . #
Er that's about it really . #
He didn't know much about it . #
The bloke I spoke to . #
No I haven't . #
I dunno . #
Er I'll go and do this stuff and er #
Yeah . #
Yeah I'll take #
Yeah , can do . #
Oh great ! #
What are you having ? #
Do you ? #
Well give me the kidney then . #
You should make some pies out of it or something . #
Steak and kidney pie . #
Not really . #
Thursday used to be a good night in the paper for motors . #
Look at it , there's here . #
Friday now is it ? #
Dad said he's given us er some phone numbers . #
Well he hasn't given me them , they're at work . #
People who deal with motors . #
So I might get er #
Yeah . #
No . #
I want a , I want a station waggon but it'll have to be a Ford , personally . #
But if a cheap , real cheap motor comes along , a Peugeot or something , I'll buy it . #
If it's the right price . #
Yeah I know so , that's the problem you see . #
Fords #
I get twenty five percent discount . #
So #
That's why I want a Ford . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Oh yeah I'm not surprised . #
Yeah . #
Yeah but I get a good I get a good say that again . #
I get a good discount with er Renault Peugeot . #
Yeah . #
Yeah Renaults I get a very good discount . #
No no , I get it up . #
somewhere like that . #
They're a main discounters . #
No I don't deal with er Somervilles . #
Yeah . #
Yeah they phoned up last week . #
Or at the beginning of this week . #
You haven't used us for a while . #
I said no , I ain't had no motors in of your type . #
Says oh that's fair enough then innit ? #
I said yeah . #
How's business ? #
Said oh it's doing alright thanks . #
I said how's your business ? #
Oh pretty quiet . #
I said oh that's good then innit ? #
They're alright . #
Most of the people are alright . #
Make sure you're still alive #
Escort estate seventy quid . #

Yeah . #
Er spare , short tax no M O T . #
Mini automatic here . #
That's what mum wants . #
Yeah . #
Oh here's some better prices #
There's a Sierra here , eighty three . #
Twelve months' M O T , taxed , very good condition . #
Good reason for sale . #
Seven hundred and eighty quid . #
Sierra two litre ghia . #
Nineteen eighty three . #
Two months' tax , M O T . #
Got condition . #
Yeah . #
One thousand three hundred and fifty . #
Yeah respray . #
Dad said if you go looking for a motor got a magnet at work , take that with you . #
Yeah , good idea innit ? #
Yeah well . #
Oh yeah yeah . #
Cortina two litre G L auto . #
Ten months' M O T , excellent all round condition . #
Any trial . #
Four hundred and ninety five pound . #
No , bugger all in here . #
Do you have a look at mother and baby ? #
Nothing ? #
Always the bloody same . #
No ? #
Oh I'll go and do this stuff . #
Did you get a bill in today ? #
No , no bills ? #
Good . #
Good . #
No post is good news . #
As far as I'm concerned . #
It's always bloody bills . #
Shut the door . #
Yeah you could have a go . #
I won't be a long . #

Yeah . #
Paid him . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Er she can go if she gets a babysitter . #
More than likely , yeah . #
He's going , definitely . #
He said I don't go out very often been out . #
I says yeah I says I'm in the same boat . #
I said I don't go out very often . #
It's nice when you do get out . #
Two ? #
Three ? #
Three I think . #
Er I said er Lisa'd like to go out but er she don't feel like it these days . #
We haven't been out together for ages . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
No , if you were feeling okay and wanted to go out we'd go out on Saturday night somewhere . #
We can't afford a meal . #
Could afford a few drinks but not a meal . #
Meal we can get at home . #
Oh yeah I know it is . #
You don't want to do anything at the moment . #
? #
Yeah . #
I've gotta go down . #
Yeah . #
get some . #
Get some bread ? #
Are you alright for the morning ? #
No notes . #
No ? #
Well I'll have to have some of your money then . #
So I can get some . #
Otherwise cos I won't get any till dinner time you see . #
Yeah . #
Neither did I . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
That's why I phoned up . #
Eh ? #
You had a couple ? #
You've had some already ? #
Oh . #

It's a spare one . #
Yeah . #
Behind the shed . #
But away from the fence . #
So I can get that other one up . #
Suppose I ought to tell him that shouldn't I ?be out and unlock the gate . #
Yeah ? #
Saturday . #
Yeah ? #
Dunno . #
He can buy me a bloody beer . #
Oh no . #
Midland Bank . #
wake up with wet dreams every morning . #
Or wake up with a stalker #
Yeah I'm patient alright . #
The only way to be . #
No , . #
I know I feel it with a belly . #
Yeah . #
You're what sorry ? #
Yeah alright . #
All I know is I've lost me socks . #
They're not , I just looked . #
Have I got a clean jumper ? #
That's something clean then . #
Oh actually no , I'll have that back . #
put on a clean pair clean pair of jeans . #
Yeah . #
well take it in two piles like , you know what I mean ? #
Take , take #
well take half of it down take half of it down #
No , alright then . #
But when you go up to get Peter take some up with you . #
Right ? #
That saves you a journey dunnit ? #
So each time you go up , take a bit with you . #
Yeah . #
That's probably why I want to go for a dump now . #
I'm busting to go . #
Here . #
I don't know , it saves on toilet paper dunnit ? #
All you've gotta do is to sit on the bog and go oooaaah #
fart . #
Yeah , I know . #
Oh well , gonna get the sack I am . #
Yeah . #
Well he's al he's normally late anyway so #
Yeah . #
Well I've moved that mobile up the stairs down one . #
So it can be used . #
Yeah I know . #
Yeah . #
Yeah I know . #
He'll probably wreck it again . #
He just fiddles around don't he ? #
Wakes up #
He wakes up and fiddles around doesn't he ? #
Ooh . #
Good dear . #
Oh dear . #
smell peanuts I think . #
Ooh . #

Yeah at least mine's only peanuts . #
Yours is everything . #
Ooh . #

Still bloody well recording . #
Why ? #
Why , ain't I supposed to mention it's recording or anything ? #
I am normal . #
Er , so that's it really isn't it ? #
Do that insurance claim of mine . #
Get some money back . #
I was thinking about getting two sets of overalls . #
Yeah . #
all that Tippex Is this Tippex ? #
What I've done is I've got extra extra large #
and er I've asked for the er extra length one . #
It's a tall length . #
Right ? #
Cos what I thought , if I had a bigger you can always turn , you can always turn them up for us sew them and all that . #
But at least I'd get the right size then . #
You used to really like them , you did . #
When you were little . #
Eh ? #
You did . #
Yeah , I paid the er . #
Er for er . . #
Erm given him twenty quid . #
That was right wasn't it ? #
In there . #
was it twenty or twenty five ? #
I think it was just twenty wasn't it ? #
How much money you got left ? #
What are you smiling at ? #
Have you got something to tell me ? #
The tape recorder's on ! #
Yeah I'll put some clean jeans on . #
I've done all the dusty work . #
Looked a right state going in I tell you . #
It's done . #
Apparently the er dust , filler dust #
that er when you breathe it down right , it goes in your lungs , it doesn't shift . #
It stays there . #
It doesn't go . #
It'll stay there for the rest of your life . #
That's why a lot of people suffer illnesses . #

Yeah , oh yeah yeah . #
Always have done . #
Every now and then I never used to . #
Always wear a mask . #
That might be one reason why I suffer a bit of asthma now . #
Aggravation . #
Yeah with the dust #
You ain't half looking at me ain't you ? #
Yeah , they asked er how you were . #
And er asked me when it was due . #
And I said er er Peter was born in Ju June and the next one's due in July the tenth . #
And Tish went bloody hell ! #
Went bloody hell ! #
as if poor girl ! #
I went yeah , poor girl . #
You are giving me a look ain't you babe ? #
Eh ? #
You are . #
Yeah , cheers . #
Do you want the fire on ? #
I'll get the fire going . #
Whee ! #
Yeah , I am . #
Oh me tits ! #
Ow ! #
You're not after my glasses are you ? #
Oh no . #
Ow ! #
Me nipple . #
Ah ! #
You're hurting me mate . #
Once upon a time there were three bears . #
Mama bear , papa bear , baby bear . #
They all went for a walk down the woods . #
They did , yeah . #
Alright old Goldilocks she stumbled across the house . #
Whoops , oh look , there's a house . #
Ooh they've got some soup on the table . #
Yeah . #
So she ate all the soup #
Alright , porridge then . #
Whatever . #
Yeah he don't mind . #
He don't care . #
Ow ! #
squeezing me nipples . #
Ain't you babe , eh ? #
Oh you've got a little cross-eyed you are . #
Yeah . #
It looks slightly #
Just a weak eye . #
Ah ! #
Ah ! #
Yeah . #
up nose . #
Pick your nose mate . #
Ow ! #
Ow . #
That hurt . #
He loves it . #
So . #
You're not the one who's being chucked up in the air . #
You liked that didn't you . #
Eh ? #
You're getting a bit big to stand on daddy . #
Was he ? #
Good . #
You were chewing your toes were you ? #
No . #
No . #
No . #
No ! #
No . #
No . #
He's laughing . #
He thinks it's a game you see . #
No you cannot have me glasses . #
Two-eyed git . #
Eh ? #
No . #
No . #
He's staring at me now . #
Now he's trying to grab them . #
Didn't you mate , eh ? #
Didn't you ? #
Yeah . #
There's method in my madness . #
Do you erm have we got another bill in yet ? #
What electric ? #
Oh we've got a bill you see . #
Let's have a look then . #
Bags of rubbish from the ga there weren't no bags of rubbish in the garden . #
Yeah . #
It's normally thirty days . #
No they don't . #
That's what I was looking at . #
Might get the business to pay for it . #
was it ? #
They're tricky bastards , they really are . #
I don't like them . #
The council are a nuisance . #
Oh he has has he ? #
How much ? #
how much was how much was there there ? #
Yeah ? #
Well I hope they have . #
I'd better go and have a look . #
I said the back of the shed . #
The other side , not behind . #
Yeah . #
And away from the fence . #
He's alright , only for a quick second . #
Not much . #
not much . #

Oh what ! #
Gonna say I shall tell him , don't seem much there mate . #
Pop down myself . #
I could get that in my boot . #
Yeah . #
How's the dinner ? #
Yeah . #
Didn't he ? #
Yeah . #
? #
Yeah . #
It's hot . #
Yeah , do us some bread . #
New loaf . #
Just one . #
I'll stick to one . #
No thanks . #
Feel sorry for me . #
bread there . #
You should be able to . #
Used to have er fresh loaves all the time . #
When you lived with the old man . #
What a loaf of bread a day ? #
Shit . #
Didn't you ? #

Yeah I know cos this morning . #
We've gotta get some eggs haven't we ? #
I'll pop up and get them . #
Burgers . #
Get a couple of burgers out . #
They won't take long to defrost . #
Yeah . #
Eh ? #

out tomorrow aren't I ? #
Eh ? #
Yeah , it'll dry . #
It's not raining . #
Better wait until the dries first . #
Put it out . #
Gotta pen ? #
Oh don't worry about that . #
Peter . #
Excuse me . #
Yeah . #
That's #
Come to think of it , yeah #
Ooh . #
Yeah ? #
Come over here . #
Come over here mate . #
Here here boy . #
Woof woof . #
No , it won't take long . #
Kick . #
What's been happening on here then ? #
Neighbours . #
Yeah . #
Ah ! #
What ? #
What ? #
Egg bacon chips beans #
Well alright , okay . #
Right okay . #
Got some mushies . #
Legal ones I hope . #
Yes please . #
Beefburgers and sausages . #
Yeah . #
And egg . #
And chips . #
Take him #
Yeah . #
Bung him in the cot thing . #
He'd be alright . #
Yeah , he's released it . #
The old Alice Cooper song . #
Haven't had time . #
I ain't talking cos you've got that bloody thing on . #
Put them on the washing machine . #
Course you can sit down . #
get rid of #
? #
Oh yeah . #
He nearly weeed all over me . #
I know you do . #
didn't get me . #
He went #
He's been watching his old man . #
No , no he scraped along with his right ball . #
old boy he was going . #
Yeah . #
Have you seen one of them ? #
Yeah . #
? #
Yeah . #
No . #
Did er #

Eh ? #
Yeah , that'll do . #
I only wanna #
Yeah I know . #
Yeah the old motor's alright . #
Keep the choke out all the time . #
I see why you get tired sitting here . #
The fire . #
You want to swap seats #

If I sat there at night #
Microphone's on here . #
try and get the #
No . #
Yeah well they're going down south #
Chelmsford #
I thought she was supposed to have him at the beginning of this month . #
Yeah . #
the end of this month . #
beginning or the end . #
It's be chaotic round there . #
they'll both have both . #
They can share . #
One has him Friday and Saturday and one has him Sunday and Monday . #
Well communicate don't they ?to talk . #
I'm not having them stuff up my plans . #
Sharon can have them . #
I don't mind . #
Why should , why shouldn't Annie and me mum ? #
It's different cos we wanna go away . #
Yeah well #
No I know . #
Have him for Thursday night . #
Thursday night Friday night Saturday night Sunday night , four nights . #
three in the morning or something when we get there . #
Wherever we're gonna go . #
I ain't travelling any plans . #
Not making , I'm not making any #
Well it's the best time to go . #
and I'll drive . #
Saves messing around with bloody road traffic . #

It's great down there . #
really loved it . #
Yeah that's right . #
Yeah . #
Woke up the next morning . #
We knew it it was a long way down but . #
Bloody right at the top we were . #
like that . #
Yeah . #
He said shit , glad I never drove the car down there . #
We'd have never got it back out . #
Twenty four ? #
Twenty three ? #
You're nearly there . #
half way . #
Yeah . #
Twenty eight . #
Twenty eight . #
You have abortion up to twenty eight weeks don't you ? #
Yeah ?abortion . #
No . #
No . #
Yeah , that's what I mean . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , I've gotta don't wanna be there all day . #
No . #
Yes . #
Got me keys ? #

Ta . #
See you later . #
What ? #
Oh I can hear it . #
You normally move your head away from me . #

A bit of amber nectar would be nice . #
Gonna have plenty of that tonight . #
Getting your room ready we are , yeah . #
Here you are , look . #
Getting your room ready . #
Yeah . #
great when you start talking won't it , eh ? #
Eh ? #
Won't it be great ? #
Ooh ! #
Is that better is it ? #
No . #
Here we got . #
Wheey up . #
Gave the car oil a change . #
Yeah right blacker than a black man . #
Yeah black ! #
Really thin as well . #
Really thin . #
Yeah but I dunno how much I got in there cos I only just put so much in there so I'll check it on Monday . #
But it sounds a bit better . #
Tuck a tuck tuck a tick . #
Ooh you're standing up pretty good aren't you mate ? #
Oh yeah . #
So what's that insurance thing for then ? #
Yeah . #
your balance up mate . #
Yeah . #
He was ? #
He was on his front when I looked at him . #
Good little folder innit ? #
Yeah . #
Got to read all this ? #

It didn't ? #

 #
Oh dear oh dear . #
What are you doing down there ? #
What are you doing down there buddy ? #
That was a silly thing to do . #
That was a silly thing to do weren't it , eh ? #
Goo goo goo goo #
Okay okay . #
forty grand . #
Yeah . #
I'm worth more dead than alive . #
But this is the insurance . #
This ain't the er pension ? #
So if I you get forty grand now #
and you get a pension . #
What are you whingeing for ? #
You . #
Ah ! #
Guess what . #
The company will pay the greater of the sum insured or the total sale value of the units remaining allocated to the account and the account will cease on the death or earlier permanent disability of Melvin or the death or earlier permanent disability of Lisa . #
Ha ha ha . #
So it applies to one of us . #
Well that's alright . #
I didn't . #
Right , what can I do to kill you ? #
Well at least we know that we'll be alright if one of us does happen to die . #
We'll both be financially secure . #
The government won't look after us . #
You may pay all them flaming taxes and you get stuff all out of it . #
Haven't got a clue . #
You ain't told me yet . #
Food . #
Bit of bread and butter . #
About nine , ten o'clock ? #
Yeah . #
Ah they would have had to wash up the plates and the knives and forks . #
But she's just one of those women who don't like leaving stuff around , you know what I mean ? #
Once they've had something they've gotta do it before they go , can you believe . #
She's a right pain in the arse at times , me mum . #
That's why they don't go anywhere you see . #
Yeah that's why they don't come and visit us or visit his brother very often . #
So why did they want to see Louise for then ? #
Oh yeah . #
should have gone soon as they got out of work . #
Yeah . #
What gets me #
When's your birthday mate ? #
June . #
Tough get no money . #
forget his . #
By the time he's about twelve or something I'll go when's your birthday mate ? #
June , July , something like that . #
Alright . #
I'm looking for some smokes to smoke . #
There we go mate . #
I know . #
Wheey up ! #
Wheey up ! #
Wheey up . #
Wheey up . #
Point to point ? #
What's that ? #
Yeah ? #
What's that about then ? #
I don't know much about them . #
here , eh ? #
Yeah Saw er this snazzy little guard in . #
About twelve quid . #
Yeah , it won't go round there though . #
Erm what I'm thinking of doing is disconnecting the pipe there , and running it through that way . #
And then it'll be on . #
Then what we've gotta do is drill through the holes , drill through there #
or just have it there as it is . #
It's quite easily done . #
All I've gotta do is just disconnect the cable . #
And you just turn the gas off for five minutes #
it's got nothing pilot light . #
You know , anything like that . #
Could do that couldn't we ? #
Make su yeah I think I'll do that this weekend . #
Put that down on my list . #
Your front teeth are growing well mate . #
They really are . #
So all them hassles what you're gonna get in the future when they they're gonna fall out in a few years time . #
May get a quid if you're lucky . #
Put that in your piggy bank . #
Did you find his bank book ? #
find it you know ? #
Want to sit on the floor mate ? #
Ah ! #
Can I have the please ? #
Oh I had a look at that Sierra that had a front-ender . #
Cor there's some work on it . #
Needs er both its headlamp units , needs an indicator unit , a bonnet front wing bumper #
number plate grill bonnet catch #
What it needs . #
It's a lot of work . #
Oh an a repair to the inner wing . #
Er #
his name is . , you know where you used to live ?road , next road up . #
Which goes across #
, that's it . #
Yeah . #
Lee . #
I should have said something #
No ? #
Oh and a new rad . radiator . #
Ally and everybody , they were pushing this bloody mini up , is it yours ? #
Go the other way it's easier #
The gear weren't in first #
said I ain't give you a hand , standing eating chips #
Did I ? #
Did I ? #
No I didn't #
oh yeah #
did you record it ? #
Yeah #
yeah #
yeah #
yeah #
take the #
it's still bloody raining #
bloody Sunday innit , the microwave then #
off the allotment can they ? #
It looks great in that room #
it's so bright #
now it's all dry , it looks great won't it all #
that colour there , it's all white , it's great #
it had better be , #
in there #
you're rude #
Yeah #
Yeah , is that other stuff dry ? #
It is , really #
Are you going to do any washing ? #
Put the fire on in here for a little while #
there's the stuff on the floor #
Loads ? #
Oh is there ? #
There's black upstairs #
Do the quilt and the whites first #
Yes #
Did I put any money in there ? #
What , must have spent #
spent them last night #
Ah I ain't got no money for you babe , oh I know what I did , I had to count twenty pence worth of co er coppers on me #
I gave them to the barman , I went one pound , two , four , six , eight #
One forty four #
that was er , one forty four for Newcastle #
Yeah , I started on Yorkshire , then I had #
I had one pint of er normal Yorkshire , my bitter's stronger than that #
and then I had another pint of Yorkshire , but the draught one #
it was a bit better , still not very nice #
then er , after that we were upstairs and I stayed on Newcastle #
Packed #
No #
Oh yeah it was erm , #
and then they er invite you just , some people #
makes the people into going #
Oh yeah , yeah , huh , still with Dave though and er #
cos I wanted to go to bed and er , by the time we got rid of one lot of people another lot all came through though #
yesterday , and when he was coming home yesterday , he was er , spoken to John on the way to the car #
and er there was a , a , erm a car , a car had hit a barrier earlier on in the day #
or about five minutes earlier on the motorway and they drove over a part of the barrier , and they got a blow out didn't they ? #
They said they'd changed the wheel in about three minutes flat , I said well it wasn't Friday the thirteenth was it ? #
Yeah , yeah , asked how you were #
I said #
he was going both of them going , how's your missus , some people didn't even know that you were pregnant again #
some people , no I said she's alright , she's out here like that , ah , #
yeah , that's it , no more , I said three #
I haven't slept for two years #
Oh , it was quite funny #
yeah , a lot of people didn't know you were pregnant again #
oh yeah poor #
Yeah no I mean , quite funny it was #
No #
wait #
wait for your body to get back to normal #
Yeah #
well I don't know how long this thing will last #
Yes Elaine was there #
er Rob was there #
No #
all the others were there , Dean , Marg , er all the others #
Who ? #
Oh yeah Clive yeah , he's been ill #
Yeah #
I don't know he's some flu or something , he's been in bed for four days #
yeah #
I like that #
No , but he had a bit of a gut on him , a bit broad , but he was as skinny as hell #
he was #
What you mean ? #
Did he put it down ? #
Can he eat #
Gazunti mate #
He come running down the street #
Daryl was handing out the tenners I said where's my fucking , where's my tenner #
Oh yeah #
well she come over us last #
Yeah #
Up this way , down Cromwell Road #
yeah up there #
Yeah #
then Darren went home #
They are aren't they ? #
for years he I don't know , about eighty four with a #
You've got a big tongue you have #
pop it out , pop that up are you , see teddy bear , see the teddy bear #
press the button then #
Yeah , aaargh #
Oh poor thing #
Oh got the , got the Oliver pout there ain't we ? #

Peter got smiles , , definitely an Oliver pout he's got , yeah #
Want a #
Go upstairs and paint that room in a minute , give it two coats today #
Paint won't be dry will it if we start papering it ? #
Paint won't be dry enough if we start wallpapering it #
Yeah #
yesterday #
Yeah I know I left him a note , I just wondered if you did see #
Well he must have think got a lot of good customer here #
had me up having four or five pints a day you know #
really , the next will have a pint that's two , I'll have a pint that's three , you , four #
must make sure that motor got a wing #

Sure #
we need this rain don't we ? #
I can't wait to start on that Spitfire this week #
Yeah #
that one side together #
Do you ? #
Who ? #
Ah #
paint innit ? #
No #
Mm , alright , thanks #
A lot better #
Well that's #
on bloody telly today #
excuse me #
of guinness records #
Sorry ? #
Oh yeah mm that costs a lot that #
mm , wanna watch Love Two tonight #
Just want to . #
What channel ? #
Yeah , a new Carla Lane comedy #
Give it a go , watch European #
again I suppose #
er that means I can't watch er Maigret #
if we watch the #
No #
with Roger Daltry pin machines on tonight , never heard of it , oh it's David Bowie's group , that's it , ah I'll record that #
Erm , they don't show any more musical telly these days #
Eleven forty #
Yeah I think I'm gonna change some of my videos #
What ? #
Well the bloke still brings them round #
Ah ? #
Yeah #
yeah , yeah that's what I mean , you can have #
Oh no we'll have er the videos that we're gonna watch you know I've got twenty odd videos there and we're not using any of them , apart from what's on the top , we're gradually filling these up #
Yeah #
well I like watching some of these but I don't know #
Yeah , we've got all those videos there love and not got a thing on them #
no , the music ones they can stay , they'd be alright in the future #
but #
Ah ? #
Yeah so he don't get his knees cold #
Yeah #
Who ? #
I didn't do it #
Er ? #
I don't know , bring any down #
down here sexy #
they're usually down here #
What ? #
Boo want your dummy to suck do you ? #
never dry #
Yeah #
ha #
Look at this #
here #
In for the day that is #
Oh , just about go to the loo #
No , that'll do for now thanks love #
is that a brunch ? #
Have a breakfast for lunch sort of thing #
yeah #
No #
I wanted to see #
Yeah , I know #
he's alright #
Yeah #
what , that mobile up in there can't we ? #
That teddy bear one that can go there #
Yeah , do you wanna find that beef and that #
what would you like to slot that in ? #
yeah are we regurgitating mate ? #
Water's in the tank ? #
Right , I'm going upstairs now #
paint #
with the doors , OK ? #
In fact I'm taller than the doors #
Too long #
That's a shame #
Yeah #
Oh hello #
what you doing mate ? #
Ah ? #
Mind the flower behind you #
Who's a clever boy , ah , who's a clever boy ? #
You are ain't you mate clever boy #
are you clever boy ain't you ? #
Yeah #
Oh #
Does it ? #
Are you sticking your tongue out at daddy are you ? #
Well I can #
first #
cos as I say got enough #
Erm rooms through there #
Yes , so what I'll do is #
What I'll do darling is that all the tiles will come through about there #
I'll leave that gap there and I'll crossed out six , eight tiles there , OK ? #
and then er when you do grab a #
we'll put something there , what most of the tiles on #
say about eight tiles #
over the area #
if anybody asks , I thought I know #
put cupboard there #
another way , you might have to rip off three or four whatever , four or five maybe #
better than not being able to afford to do it at the moment , #
Has he had a wash ? #
Who's coming ? #
Me ? #
No #
Right #
Yeah #
No #
No #
Yeah #
Quite a strong lad #
Oh I #
I had a Yorkshire , can't even get a #
I had a Yorkshire at half past seven then I had another one at eight #
I had another at ten to eight #
and then I had another one at half past eight , that was three , I had another pint at about another three more #
We have , who's we were ? #
What pissed ? #
Ah ? #
Yeah , you might end up seeing #
he might #
let him take them off #
Yeah #
who his one ? #
I'll do it #
Have me hand outside #
His mother buys him ice cream #
Do you want one dear ? #
Do you want one ? #
Pass #
I don't want it down there #
That was quick #
she did #
Yeah , get you a small one and all babe #
Yeah #
What do you mean pervert ? #
He's #
Errup #
You don't really want to stuff that in your gob mate #
Yeah you've had a look upstairs ? #
What you reckon ? #
Testing , testing , one , two , three , four ,sorry ? #
OK then , I'll put this in the bedroom then , not that it's not really draughty #
The packets there , what's that for ? #
What were you after ? #
Yeah #
Got a lot of lights , good job we're not #
Peter Peter #
Peter , #
daddy hit you on the nut did he ? #
Ah ooh you want that bit of bread do you , ooh . #
Ooh you want the remote control do you , ooh , tough titty no , thank you Peter #
get away from here , I can't see for the flaming #
Oh yeah , yeah sorry #
See that Peter #
good boy #
er ? #
Oh was he ? #
I'll suspect get it by the time they go #
Yeah #
Well at least they're doing something about it #
for once #
for the environment , #
I come home a little bit earlier tonight #
get that room finished now I've wallpapered #
it'll take a while try and get the border thing across #
We got it #
done later #
Oh yeah #
Seen this kid #
seen this kid #
look , quickly #
he was sucking it , he was doing something else , he go #
Getting the cheeky side out of him now #
Well mate you a cheeky little bugger are you ?great ain't you ? #
to you #
Where the ear plug ? #
Who the cat ? #
Tough #
What you got me then ? #
What happened to my shirt I was supposed to be getting #
There #
yeah #
what shirt , like this , warm #
yeah #
I won't ruin it cos they've covered anyway , these aren't ruined . #
I only got , I only ruined me other one cos when , when it , #
getting ruined , yeah get #
Probably wet actually #
on the floor ain't it ? #
yeah #
He #
Did he ?probably knocked that off #
yeah I know . #
really #
it's ok , it's not as bad as it is now #
I'll be about upstairs #
He isn't in there #
Oh yeah #
But I can't wear it #
if you get on your diet #
you get back to what you were #
and we can start going out together love you #
got a #
ain't he ? #
Who are them blokes bloody make a living then ? #
who support the families #
you know what some people like #
I'm paying them #
yeah #
yeah #
oh why they #
I don't particularly want to fork out a #
no I know our one's just as good #
put that one on the market #
the thing is though , he'll be walking and the other one still be in the pram , get that one out again #
he's laughing at you #
how much is that with the #
I'm pretty sure we're gonna get a hundred and fifty quid for it . #
What #
faded already #
hello #
oh that's nice , and it's bloody raining #
Is it ? #
Oh stuff that #
Now what saying with that , that'll be used again when he is actually walking and doesn't need a pram and the other one's still toddelling #
yeah #
yeah , the buggy obviously can stay up there , what I'm saying when he's #
whatever age , he want #
he want , don't wanna be three , three years old he'll still , he needs the buggy , then we can get that one back out again , you won't need a double one then will you ? #
or whatever age , four , five , whatever #
Oh give us paper #
the Adams family's on #
Oh yeah World In Action eight thirty Anglia The Homeless People #
yeah , part two ain't it ? #
has he #
got no brains on him ? #
rain like #
yeah #
oh cheers #
who ? #
I'll cut it , look at the state of that #
but look #
you what sorry ? #
there you go #
it was still warm when I picked it up #
yeah #
what #
yeah yeah why a traditional English dinner tonight #
chop and chips #
chop and chips #
cor that's cheap #
what about a pie ? #
no chops ? #
Get some pork chop's then . #
yeah #
yeah #
say you've got #
one of them #
yeah , fine #
there's a flower here somewhere ? #
I don't know yeah #
yeah what they all did #
well we should of been out there watering them #
beforehand #
You #
anything #
yeah #
very #
with my mothers #
have they ? #
mine just says happy mothers day #
that's what my brother wants it's father's day #
come to think of it I don't think I bought me dad one for father's day #
did we ? #
oh I'd better get one for her then . #
oh yeah how long they last ? #
not very long cos mine never #
were they ? #
Oh yeah those are different ones aren't they ? #
what the kids like ? #
the other one's called Peter ? #
the other one's called Peter ? #
oh , the old boy #
fancy got a boy called Peter #
one that run off ? #
oh #
oh yeah #
oh #
oh yeah #
play school won't accept them #
yeah #
no #
it is off #
oh #
waste of gas #
get that #
like your mother's #
three bills , my money's flaming #
No , no need to charge us half #
we weren't even having the bloody gas heater on during the day #
Yeah , that was it #
yeah #
most of it , yeah #
that #
dad's down Dover all the time #
mother with the central heating on #
central heating was the gas fire , they #
but she now don't , definitely don't #
simply #
unless it's , it's literally off #
no not yet #
mum did #
gave them to Jade ? #
postman pat the're boys #
the're boys ones #
He's got enough socks #
latest in the charts #
yeah #
the group's not even together any more , it's weird #
all in different groups #
yeah , combination album #
yeah #
Yeah #
shit #
what it #
I was wall papering with that #
there you go take them #
yeah , never get done #
actually they've dried up quite well , they seemed to of dried up #
the're not being , quite wet still #
Yeah #
Put a load of socks and pants , a lot of socks and pants #
better try #
perhaps #
Is that all I have to do ? #
The chair shouldn't take up much room #
perhaps that one can dry , all shirts #
What after me doing all that ? #
I did all that and you're gonna hang it out on the line . #
miss that one #
what , getting tinky on me ? #
good #
It's me #
yeah #
ok , if you don't believe me #
that's why you said are you sure ? #
What ? #
What ? #
I was , I was hungry #
ah I wasn't having some toast #
get out of it #
what #
get my rod out #
yeah #
that #
don't normally stays up like that #
No well , well , would it #
should think so an all #
er ? #
Yeah , if you hurry up #
I'd try to go before I kept going to the public one's #
charity #
yeah , but then you pay about three quid #
get double #
nothing ,ah , ah , ah , ya yeah I'll finish off that wall papering tonight #
V , I , double L , A , G , E #
Thing is , I was take John motor back up weren't I ? #
Came about half ten , so I don't know what time I went down the Rave's , be that time . #
get ready #
well couldn't of been that important #
come on then #
oh , I don't know #
got to go #
no #
oh I see , our electric one again , our gas was #
Did you put down my fuel bill for last month ? #
Yeah #
good , that's this month's one , have I got that #
Oh no , I had receipts on it #
ha , ha #
er , yeah you can do #
don't forget to cross out the er #
proprietor #
Er ? #
Yeah , he's lying flat #
was it ? #
That's how he was #
yeah #
feel for a round thing #
yeah , small round thing at the moment . #
You probably told me last night but I can't remember , I was just off #
Well you tell a bloke you won't get it while you're until the end of next week , cos I'm doing a bloke's spitfire , I ain't pissing around doing a flaming grill #
you know , your problem then innit ? #
I'd #
put phone down #
done a few panels #
I shall rub it down tomorrow , it really cheesed me right off , I thought thanks a lot dad , I , I need a guide #
book , I haven't got one , yeah I've got an I C I guide book #
but it's not compatible , virtually the same but , but , the , the coat , primers and the , it's all , they're all called different , it's all different #
you know #
Oh look , that's Roger #
Roger driving that #
I told you it would #
they'll make er they'll make er what's names out of that , er #
units out of that #
good job I did leave weren't it ? #
I knew it would close #
it was so obvious , cos they weren't spending no money on it , the place was in a right state #
eh you like that don't you ? #
I put a wing on that car #
yep #
me #
Oh sorry #
no , they have got , I mean I would of finished it if I didn't have to mess around with that car #
ah ? #
No , well I had to do the car first didn't I ? #
Yeah I'd considered buying it and all that , you know it don't take five minutes you know , and I took it for a test drive #
er just down Water Road and back up again , and I talked to them , er , I see , I phone you and Stuart come in this morning #
done a financial and er my er , this afternoon I had a guy come in with a Capri , bloody welding that thing needs doing , I don't think he'll get it done , so I was , I was #
nearly half an hour #
oh thank you , I don't think I'll get that , too much for it and I got the guy I went out to see Lee he came in #
I said to him , my missus knows you #
but er , who she then ? #
I said er Lisa , so Alan , oh yeah , Charlie , I said that's right , yeah #
yeah , so anyway erm , he bought the car in to tell me that , garage down here , five hundred and forty eight pound labour right and that was put on another wing , save repairing the wing , put a new on , so what I did with mine is , I put on a new wing , right , and reduced the labour by sixty five quid to four hundred and five , I make plenty on the parts #
I will , see he probably hasn't got as good as discount as me , so #
five hundred and for , #
He want's us to do it , apparently he's been recommended to me , I #
oh yeah , my that's good #
so er that's a sprayed bonnet , a brand new bonnet , spraying it #
with primer on , spraying inside and the outside , taking off both the wings and bump bit where the bonnet goes on to the slam pan , gotta take the er the wings out , I mean the , the lights out anyway . #
We'll take them out and throw them away and that's all within the maker of the er , of the wings , er take them out , throw them away , er take the bumper off , throw that away , right , get a new number plate , a new bumper right cos the bumper's got to come off anyway with the wings #
there's no extra labour , I normally charge about a hundred and thirty pound for each wing , that's two hundred and sixty er eighty pound for the bonnet , well about a hundred pound for the bonnet , that's three hundred and sixty then er , forty five quid for the slam pan , that's it #
cut it all away , be off and done , about three days work #
four hundred and thirty quid , he said bloody hell , so what I said to him is , I know you're gonna need a car , what I'll do is er , I'll get to work , I'll put it , I'll bring the car , you bring the car in beginning of the month , next month , right , said I won't be able to guarantee that I'll get it done in a week cos I've got other work booked in , but I'll have it in here which means I'll be able to do work to your car , right , and it's better me being able to do that , then it , it's sitting out outside your house and nobody touching it for a couple of weeks , now , I might have it for a couple of weeks , see and I'll be able to do it in my own leisurely time then #
yeah , I work on these other cars and I'll be able to do that in the meantime #
Yeah he says oh that's great , yeah that's fine , so I'll have to get it in soon because I won't be able to get him in till about #
for six months , yeah #
plus I'm gonna send the bill off to Angie #
so hopefully she'll give me a cheque next week he doesn't get frightened so easily now does he ? #
Yeah ooh , yeah , ooh , ooh , ooh ah baby , good boy , a peep bows oh oh , wow , wow , wow , wow , wow , wow wow , wow , wow , wow , wow , yeah , ah , ah , ah #
I yeah , you done a bit today , you haven't worn out the bed have you ? #
great , painting your bed #
she's painting #
yeah , your mother mate , I #
yeah , #
yeah #
or whatever #
Ooh #
Gonna get you ready for bed ? #
ah , yeah #
come on then big wey #
good night then Peter #
some more paper this afternoon #
New pot #
why's that ? #
yeah #
Well I won't lose much money on this Sierra about a hundred quid #
oh yeah but , no , it's a bit of dark room , it'll be alright once I've done this #
what I'll probably do is take you out for a little while so you can go up and see Annie and all that , next week , not only a #
and that'll enable me to get on doing what I've got to do with spitfire and everything ,spit spitfire's fine , I'll get that in #
Yeah , well you can drive the Yugo for a little while until I get that done , I'll drive the Sierra , if you want #
well I've got to check my insurance as well , let them know #
paying through the business , company will get tax relief on that see , cos I am the boss , not like er I'm an employer , different . #
Are they ? #
What's this here ? #
what ? #
yeah , what the prices of them ? #
They're one point eight G L Estate F reg , four thousand , two hundred , that's A B C D E , five year's difference , done four thousand , two hundred , two , eight hundred quid , well actually it's , our cars worth over a grand if I'd sprayed it up and put it on the market #
I'd get about twelve hundred for it , thirteen hundred #
Oh yeah . #
A cat will make . #
Don't get them out of there . #
There was something , you know #
Is that all it is ? #
I thought it was later that ! #
How many more of those blank tapes you gotta go through ? #
Have you recorded Diane yet ? #
Only done her once ? #
Did she know ? #
Mhm ? #
Well she was . #
Get Ann . #
What ? #
Want a drink ? #

Yeah . #
Why ? #
Oh . #
Oh yeah . #
Taking , taking mum with you ? #
When they bring that other car back , what we'll have to do to park #
is like he doesn't bother to reverse up , so he's got stuck doing that ! #
Yeah . #
You know where the Orion is ? #
It's there . #
The Sierra's that side of the well he's put the Sierra furthest away trying to get you to go round here . #
Leave the Sierra out here and go round this way . #
! #
he didn't buy any stuff for your . #
Have you dusted round here ? #
. #
No . #
No , it's ma , makes his job a bit easier down here , more worthwhile I should say . #
And a bit of fun . #
And he got an Astra . #
This bloke's Astra cos that's our late night . #
The Astra . #
.Yeah that's the only way I can see it trying to use those and have them back on Friday . . #
. #
Has he ? #
What's the matter with him ? #
What did they take him away for , because he's gone ? #
. #
? #
He's lonely ! #
Yeah . #
It's not a natural dog . #
They can't handle it . #
It's a pet . #
A family . #
! #
Knee high ! #
Oh yeah , it's only knee high ! #
I saw it once . #
That's when it jumped up cos the owner came out to give it some grub . #
Jesus , ! #
. #
Is she taking him out again ? #
That's why I was . #
It ain't ! #
What number was that place ? #
They was having a complaint . #
Complain . #
Yeah . #
Well , in that case I'm gonna do something about it love that Cos I ain't having no dog there yapping all ,a , while I'm out there ! #
People like that ain't got no brains anyway ! #
Ooh yeah , if the #
Yeah . #
. #
One died ay ? #
I wonder how long that one lives ? #
bloody dog ! #
He goes , well can you give us the er #
estimate back ? #
I says er yeah alright then . #
So I went looking for it and couldn't find it ! #
He says , can you post it to us ? #
I says , yeah alright then . #
And I'll post it to him . #
Stuff it ! #
They're going it ! #
That's why they want that ! #
I were fuming ! , ready to punch him I was ! #
We started arguing ! #
Ha ! #
I think he was quite shocked actually ! #
That's it . #
, well the job's worth more than ninety quid , I said , I don't do it for ninety quid ! #
Go and shove it ! #
I says , apart from which , mine was the lowest quote ! #
And you knock me down even further ! #
Ha , have we got that letter of ? #
Oh ! #
Yeah , finish off while you're doing a . #
Went to my dad's workshop . #
how to seal bits properly . #
It's on a slant for some reason ! #
Bulky . #
Everything else looks perfect , just slant it's different to what it was before . #
Put it down like that , it goes like that . #
So you've got to pull it on just before put the seal on . #
funny like to see how he did it . #
Like that way . #
Yeah ? #
Did he ? #
Yeah ? #
I saw him this morning and he were doing press up ! #
Has he ? #
Oh I know ! #
Little podger ! #
Oh yeah . #
Oh ! #
? #
You can tell there was something there . #
Yeah . #
They're all bastards ! #
Bunch of plankers ! #
Yeah , they've stripped this house ! #
Whatever's left here , they've stripped it ! #
No , that's cos it's old clapped out thing ! #
They always disconnect them . #
Like they did to my house , that was disconnected . #
Gas board gas board . #
Yep give them a fiver . #
There were glass up there ay ? #
Bet it looked quite nice ! #
Did you tell her how we're getting on ? #
They really wanted the damn work on that car ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I can pick them up pretty cheap anyway . #
Pick them up pretty cheap . #
I'm gonna find out how much rear seat belts are . #
Brand new ones . #
Should be able to . #
That seat in there , does that fit facing the driver or facing the front of the passenger rear ? #
They do . #
Oh just keep fitted in the back . #
Oh yeah , I won't fit it in the front ! #
Yeah I know ! #
So we can sit in the front then . #
You haven't got the wallpaper ? #
Have you got the wallpaper ? #
Yeah . #
Are you gonna try and get the plumbers out ? #
Oh ! #
I got some . #
What does Kevin do ? #
What does Kevin do ? #
What does he do at home ? #
One sheet ? #
You were ? #
When was that ? #
Think I remember you telling me . #
What wallpapering you mean ? #
Yeah , and she did see rather surprised that I'd finished one wall ! #
Bloody hell Melvin ! #
Just get on with it . #
You know as quick as you can but do it as neat as you can . #
You know ? #
I'm just a bit pissed off with the way the wallpaper's hanging ! #
It appears to be the white stuff . #
The plain one . #
Cos it's I was good up to around the window . #
Brilliant there ! #
From there it goes fucking shitty ! #
Then it goes good again ! #
So Weird ! #
I'm changing paste anyway . #
I'm gonna try a different paste . #
I should definitely take the paste down . #
But I go for them cos of the bright yellow packaging ! #
Er , that was Solvite . #
Solvite . #
I had Polycell for this , yeah . #
Try the #
Then it's buy again ! #
Might make that . #
Plenty of time for that . #
Yep . #
Hell of a lot ! #
More than that one ! #
As plaster goes #
Oh well ! #
It won't . #
Put wood , put woodwork in there . #
Right , the paint need coming off . #
Been painted a lot ! #
Peeling paint . #
Peeling #
the corner . #
Yeah . #
Scrape that off . #
I think it might need burning off because if you leave it on it's gonna be a bit oddish ! #
I don't know if I artex , artex wood ? #
I don't know . #
If I could artex the wood , it's a lot easier cos all you've gotta do is just scrape it and leave it . #
Scrape all the loose bits off . #
It's part of the stairs ! #
Yeah . #
Part of the stairs . #
Put up quick ! #
You'll be , cos there's no television so there's no gonna need all these sockets ! #
All these sockets are added . #
It has been wallpapered . #
Since . #
In here it has anyway . #
Just upstairs I think . #
That's if it had any sockets upstairs ! #
I'd like to know where they were . #
Ones that they took out . #
That a bit knotted ! #
This is gonna be a hard room to decorate ! #
Wallpaper's gonna be stuck ! #
No . #
I'll wallpaper it . #
To wallpaper it ! #
If the er what's gonna get damaged wallpaper wise ? #
That won't be just si , it's gonna be about a year or so's time ! #
Yeah , you reckon ? #
Do it when they're older ? #
I'm painting the woodwork though ! #
You know , frames and skirting boards . #
No , not really . #

Decorating that room though ! #
Do that one next . #
Yeah , that's gonna be our room ! #
Well at the moment it's a dry room come tool room #
Hi ! #
Seen the solicitor ? #
Er #

All down the front of her ! #
He tried . #
What's that there ? #
Yeah , she had a red she's got a red Sierra ? #
Yeah seen her . #
Where's this then ? #
America ? #
Some upside down ones in here . #
Oh bloody hell ! #
Sand in here ! #
Oh no , I ain't thought about it ? #
Erm , one ninety nine plus vat , I think , yeah . #
Leave it till I see you cos I I've left it in my coat pocket . #
Big ones aren't they ? #
How much you want ? #
Do you want more money out for him ? #
Cor ! #
Actually that ten P is going in a pot . #
Ain't got no money on me ! #
It's at work ! #
Oh terrible ! #
I shan't be able to go to work #
this afternoon , now I know that ! #
That means you'll have to pay yourself next week , I won't be here . #
Ooh , I thought I'd got someone else to give me some money ! #
has gone on the blink again ! #
And you can't just go and buy one can you ? #
Or get it delivered ? #
Oh , it's such a bloody fuss ! #
Yeah , it is nice . #
Come on . #
? #
Is lunch ready ? #
No , I'm gonna do it . #
And I found out I can artex alright now , so I'm gonna do it . #
Just do the #
get . #
Okay ? #
No . #
Sixty P a pound ! #
Was it ? #
Sixty no , sorry , sixty nine P a pound ! #
In Higham yeah . #
Yeah . #
Not bad . #
Yeah . #
No he ain't ! #
It's alright . #
Sorry ! #
Yeah I know , yeah . #
It's worth it . #
He was going to work for fifteen hundred weren't he ? #
Wouldn't pay that for him . #
Oh yeah ! #
She didn't say hello ! #
Not many people would ! #
Oh yeah . #
Well I knew they were building there years ago ! #
They'll find it harder to sell . #
They'll find it hard to sell they will . #
Cor yeah ! #
Is that what they give for it , sixty nine thou ? #
What ! #
I wouldn't pay that ! #
Not up there ! #
I'd move to nicer areas #
for that ! #
I bet you there is ! #
Is it ? #
No ! #
How do you go outside ? #
How #
haven't they ? #
Wouldn't work ! #
Yeah . #
Don't wanna use the French doors all the time wouldn't you ? #
Assuming it's cold . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Bugger that ! #
And we ain't got no room . #
Beg your pardon ! #
That's it . #
Yeah but , we decided #
we decided we gotta get a u ,u ,u ,er a bedroom units A one . #
So we'll , we'll survive with what we've got we'll get bedroom units a little later on . #
Probably get one for the little room , probably get er #
Get one down here as well . #
That's it . #
Well we're taking the cupboard in our room I think we're probably taking that out . #
Maybe have to get a fitted fitted unit down the side . #
That's what we want . #
See you Ann ! #
Bye ! #
How are you alright ? #
What's the matter with you ? #
You're a good lad ain't you mate ? #
Annie's been spoiling you again has she ? #
Ay ? #
Annie been spoiling you ?at work . #
Er #
two to three litres . #
Got a can ain't we ? #
More like that . #
You can tell . #
The big units #
I'm sorry !tried that ! #
Black one . #
Ahhh ! #
. #
. #
Anne saying I'm tidy , ha ! #
Yeah , and you didn't want me to do it . #
. #
Yeah but that's the sort of thing my mother would come out with ! #
And mean it ! #
Come on buddy , lets take you up the path ay ? #
Ay ? #
Come on then . #
Going for a little walkies ! #
Come on then ! #
Go for a walkies ! #
Wrote a letter to er Presentation Media . #
Told them . #
And I had come round ! #
Yeah . #
Turn round and sold the . #
Ohhh , I was stupid I was ! #
He , he come in about that quote for nine for remember Mr #
the brake tip job ? #
Erm he come in about that so we wrote a letter saying that I won't do the job for ninety pound , but I'll stick to the original #
Two hundred and thirty quid . #
And er so he comes round and he says er why won't you do it for ninety quid ? #
I said , so I've seen the job and I says er and I don't think it's worth doing for ninety quid . #
I'll do it for a hundred and thirty quid no more ! #
If you don't like it , fuck off ! #
I were fuming I was ! #
I'm standing there the silly bloke , he stood near where the gas equipment was and I was standing there both hands clenched ready for him to start saying something ! #
I was , cos I was gonna have him ! #
I was ! #
He were a right wanker ! #
Cor you ! #
And er , he turned round er he was very polite I must admit kept his cool and #
Yeah . #
Bigger than me ! #
Big bloke ! #
He was very big bloke ! #
Oh no way ! #
So anyway erm he turned round and said er well quote like that and you're legally bind to do it . #
I says , no I'm not ! #
Cos I ain't signed anything ! #
He says this is a binding contract . #
I says no it ain't I says I ain't signed anything ! #
He says , that was done over the phone ! #
I said #
to you on the phone that I had not seen the job and that I said yes alright knowing I hadn't seen the job , also that you knew that I hadn't seen it and if I didn't agree with it , then I was gonna change it , and I've changed it ! #
Then he started on he started tutting , the old , I jus sa I just carried on working , I just slammed the Citreon on cranked that up and er he started going on about oh this is the price and everything . #
I just turned round and says mine was the cheapest price anyway ! #
I noticed the other quote was over two hundred flaming quid , and you've knocked me down ! #
I said fuck off out of here ! #
Yeah , cos yeah . #
And that , anyway , he then says er er er er he said , he said something like I weren't really listening . #
I says I'll Gods our original er our authorisation . #
I says , yeah , and I couldn't find it could it ? #
I says oh , it must be at home ! #
Anyway er I said he says , well can you post it to us ? #
I said , yeah alright I'll post it to you . #
So he wanted it back . #
So er gets into work today no , yesterday afternoon and he says , have you found it ? #
I says , yeah , I've found it . #
He says er well I'll come along and pick it up . #
I says , yeah , that's fine ! #
So he came along this morning and picked it up ! #
Banged on the door . #
I could see who it was through the plastic bit . #
Open up the door and he said hello I went Werh er er ! #
And he says er what do you say , he said er that's good innit having a big knocker there ? #
He says er anybody or anything he says er you can't let them in can you , well they won't , they can't come in can they ? #
I didn't answer him ! #
I found the letter and he went . #
And that's it . #
So what's he gonna do about that then ? #
I know . #
You know perhaps he could of on . #
That's insurance company . #
Ahhh ! #
They have ! #
Yeah . #
Can I do it ? #
Well , it's the way he spoke on the phone in the first place ! #
Er when he wanted to knock it down . #
You know , I was only been working there a week , well two weeks ! #
Something like that . #
I know , I've had #
And I've done work for them #
already ! #
Separate from Quadling #
Now , and he come their assessor #
looked at the car , and said do it ! #
No hassle whatsoever ! #
Yeah you've got address . #
That's it , #
Wentworth . #
Oh I will ! #
She'll love me ! #
Oh yeah ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Yeah . #
But wha but when he'd said , turned round and said , oh it's a legal contract ! #
I'd tell him #
to fuck off ! #
You've gotta sign something . #
That's right . #
Okay , yes I agreed for the er the price but I said that I haven't seen the work . #
I hadn't seen #
the job . #
I've , I've quoted for the job . #
I says okay I'll agree to it but I wanna se , I haven't seen it , so how do I know ? #
You know that's what I said to him on the phone ! #
Oh we'll remember that ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Bit over the top innit ? #
Fifteen quid for twenty five pence ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
That's right . #
Old bloke came round today . #
Cor he did half stink of booze ! #
Yeah , apparently he had a row with his Mrs ex-Mrs wife . #
He had a row with his new wife . #
Dunno . #
Bought a Volvo , T reg forty quid ! #
runs out November . #
He's done it up . #
He's doing it up . #
Ha ! #
Did he ? #
Yeah . #
It's like , I remember nan don't need glasses ! #
She should be wearing glasses . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
No , he can't actually no ! #
Except get the cops in . #
Yeah . #
That's right . #
Five to nine . #
Red Dwarf on in a minute . #
Ah ah ! #
Fucking ! #
Yeah . #
Old ain't it ? #
Hey ! #
Watch this ! #
Standards wha , we used to have Standards . #
Oh yeah ! #
. #
Ha ! #
Oh a Humber #
Oh yeah ! #
That's like a Porsche . #
Yeah #
Yeah . #
No , I don't #
Ha ! #
He will though , he'll get more now than what he's paid for it ! #
Japanese cars , you can stick them ! #
Cheap cars expensive to repair ! #
Yeah ? #
Ha ? #
No . #
Got that black #
was it , didn't we ? #
The first one weren't #
it ? #
Load of rubbish it were ! #
Watched it for about ten minutes never laughed once ! #
Yeah . #
Watched for about ten minutes and turn it over ! #
Stuff this ! #
Yeah . #
Nice it was . #
Still eat it ! #
Sleeps on his front now and sleeps all along all ways ! #
He does . #
That Rimmer character's changed a bit . #
The one with a H on his head . #
He's a hologram . #
Dunno . #
Er ah excuse me ! #

Yeah . #
Bash ! #
Bash ! #
Bash ! #
No . #
No . #
Yeah ? #
Yeah . #
Just carry the duvet with him it's a good idea ! #
Warmer now innit ? #
Yeah . #
Couple of weeks . #
Get it on did we ? #
That thing's an old one . #
Sixty pound ? #
Go away ! #
Give me the tin . #
Yeah . #
How much was it then ? #
We got the hoover on the twenty ninth of last month ? #
That one's . #

Oh yeah ! #
The only time I can go is a Saturday afternoon , but I'm busy this Saturday afternoon . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , would do . #
No . #
About six quid ? #
Oh , oh that's not bad . #
Three quid a piece . #
Even so , my bloody shorts are cheaper than that ! #
Five bloody bucks mine were ! #
Yeah . #
That's right yeah . #
Damn sight cheaper over there live ! #
Like yesterday , I bought that fruit bought the bread that was fiver ! #
I know . #

Yeah , oh yeah ! #
Mind you , I did buy a fair bit of vegetables . #
go . #
Oh that's a week , and that's it ! #
Ridiculous ! #
That's why we gonna ha , have to buy our own no , grow our own . #
Help us out just a wee bit . #
You can freeze it and all . #
Buy stuff that we can freeze . #
Can you freeze cauli's ? #
Oh , them cauli's were brilliant , those were ! #
How do you blanch them ? #
Yeah ? #
That garden's gonna be mostly vegetables . #
I tell you ! #
Yeah , I three pound ten pence or something in the vegetable shop that was er two pound forty for a cauli cabbage and er carrots . #
That's all I bought weren't it ? #
That's two pound forty ! #
That's a lot of money ! #
Yeah , a cauli was about sixty P ! #
A cauliflower . #
I know it's a big one . #
It's a big one . #
Fifty eight , I think it were . #
The cabbage was about the same er , about fifty I think . #
The carrots a couple of pound there , they were expensive ! #
About a quid I think they cost ! #
That was expensive ! #
Must be a couple of pound for them . #
Look at the size of these ! #
For when ? #
On what ? #
Getting tha , bit bad are we ? #
Got one upstairs . #
How much do you owe her ? #
Tell him to come back next week . #
Cos I don't want to go into the T S B ! #
Well , I'm trying to clear it ! #
Don't know ! #
Alright ! #
Yeah , I know ! #
I know ! #
Gave you fifty quid ! #
Ha ! #
You did some of it . #
I know ! #
If you'd of left that fiver here , you would of had enough money for the milk ! #
Oh ha ! #
No . #
I dunno ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah , that was out of the cash money I had ! #
Thirty for cash money , #
extra cash money ! #
Not all of it ! #
Stop arguing will you ! #
Moan , moan , moan ! #
I don't have money every time I want it ! #
Where do you think my money goes ? #
Like what ? #
Go out once in a while do I ? #
I see you alright , you know that ! #
I don't spend everything single thing on myself ! #
How do you think I feel when I bring home three hundred a twenty quid a week , and all of it goes on fucking bills ! #
Most of it does ! #
You know that ! #
Yes I know I've got the responsibility , but I'm not moaning about it ! #
Yeah , I don't when we have to pay fifty pound a month poll tax ! #
Got a fifty odd pound electric bill ! #
Gotta pay it ! #
Anyway , you know where the card is ! #
Nor do I ! #
It's up there then . #
No , looks like it's missing . #
Why is it my fault ? #
Oh dear ! #