# Yeah # I'm sure it will # Mm # Mm # No , no # Right # Yeah # Well I think he's sort of , he's out of a job ain't he ? # and he wants a wife # oh , oh it's erm # oh leave it here # yeah # Aha # your sacred pen # Yeah # Di can read through it when she gets back # Yeah # Oh er the bloody thing's finished now # Yeah # Which one ? # Oh yes # you can always do some little motif yourself on it # perhaps a couple of little roses or something like that # Well yeah # but there again , but there again if they start cos kids do pull # No # cos she's fed up with you that's why I've lost this film now . # Yeah , yeah I probably think that they're having an affair I think # she looks old and haggard in this # Well they can make her into an old , old lady # Yeah # Who's the maid # Oh where have I got to go tomorrow then ? # Oh my # not ready yet # No , but it still went off # be next week why , he's not gone and chickened out ? # I wonder if we're suppose to talk all the time ? # Well I know , I know # So that's every fo , every second we think to say something , we've got to turn it on ? # Is it ? # I know I saw it # it don't mean a thing really , but # Oh well # it's all a survey's a survey innit ? # Yeah # gosh she don't look too bad there # Yeah # The other little rain jacket tomorrow # I thought we were going to town tomorrow ? # That's true , that's true # We haven't got any ribbon anywhere have we ? # Well what was # Yeah # What did you put the white in then ? # Yeah I wonder if I can find another # Well done # ought to go back to amateur , proper amateur # Yeah , it's all become too , erm , professional # Yeah # oh dear , oh dear , just what will it be like when dad gets in ? # Oh no # Oh no # I wanted my programme # Oh look , see what time's # Erm # where we've put the paper ? # Oh there it is Catchword's not until five , five tonight # No not really # It's the policeman you know # No he was an ex-policeman # No # Yeah # Yeah # A bit earlier on # earlier on a Friday yeah , well mind you he was early last week cos he had his hair cut , ha # And her hair still looks # No # he might be down the club # Oh , you know I said I saw Sharon today ? # She goes down the Railway # Sharon she plays bingo on a Sunday night # she said is Jim still on the committee ? # I said yeah # he said , she said I thought that was his name , cos his name was up on the board I said oh yeah # roped in there , now , I said he's in there already # I know # R E I G N reign # Yeah # Yeah # Yeah # I thought reign was good # I love those jackets she wears you know # Yes I know , but they do make it # Yeah , but that top she had on before all you need is a black dre a black skirt and it's a suit then # wrist # Yeah # I've got five # None of these words I don't think are # Twenty first sportier # Well no , he's sportier than I am # Oh nasty # Yeah , oh look at that , pulled all me stitches off # Ooh I've lost a stitch here # I T sight S I G H T # Little devil he's home early , what's that ? # Done half a day I suppose we'd better tell him that we're taping # Oh good it's only one part # Why ? # Oh it's seventy five oh I don't like them erm thirty five and four # Yeah , but # half a day then . # We're doing a survey # You're on tape # We've got to talk for twenty tapes # For her talking # Strange but # Yeah # Yeah # Yeah # Funeral car # Well she was never , that , that well # Yeah # Well it's not doing much good you going out there talking # What else did I say ? # Give one to Mrs and one to Mrs # I never got in till twelve again today # mm # Well , they do their best for me , but it's embarrassing # Oh it's a funny letter # Yeah # Oh dear # m # Oh # do what ? # Oh # every time someone has a conversation # on and off # leave it on N # Yeah # Erm N , C , H , punch # Er # yeah adore , adorned I had it , ha , ha , ha # No oh , right there's some writing behind # L L I I L # S still # Jogging trousers # Well it's more for swimming for us two # they probably go for a drink # Well we do for a swim we're going to a # spa # You doing a swim because that costs more , but it's not just actual spa we've put down for though # I know # Power store are the ones to be there # Yeah # Oh so that # is it ? # That weren't there very long really was it ? # Graham's got a sale on # they can't do much of a business # You never phoned Aunty Lesley last night # Yeah # Oh # Oh yes the waist band # sort of on its own # Oh # Why ? # It was just unfortunate # That's rubbish that # No , well you watch the indicator # I know # Well done # Yeah # Yeah # At least they've got all # Cor it was # No book went in and where the woman put the figures in last week that was the end of it , it was in there to pick up , but it was still thirty quid out , so Pam started doing it # My book's terrible now # don't it ? # Yeah # that's fine four # Sweet innit ? # Yeah # Yeah # A bit short in the body # It looks it don't it ? # Yeah # They're quite smart mum # Yeah # Yeah # Oh # Seven # Luminous aren't they ? # No # We want some for a little jacket mum # Yeah # There's some nice stuff in there now # Yeah # No just look # Oh they look quite nice # Oh # one ninety nine # What you want ? # Mm # Two ninety nine , don't have to be black # What are these ? # Two ninety nine # Oh shouldn't be # These are large # Can't even do it # If I try a pair of yours on at home # and see whether they fit # Small , medium # Yeah # Well you shouldn't of put them on # Oh I like that one # The longer one # ladies # Oh it started off with # she said in Germany , I said no I said I can walk into them any moment # he said # Yeah # But they're not comfortable after a while # All fuddy duddy # Yeah # Yeah # No # Yeah , but he's only watching the # No # I wouldn't leave them # but I've got to go to job spot one time # so when we walk round # Yeah # Yeah # Yeah # There's no point in it . # What ? # You don't know whether # No # I know there was a baby one , you know that , erm pile with all different cards # I'm sure there was , I'll go and have a look # I'm sure there's one there # Yeah # Oh yeah # what shall we do with that then ? # It won't fit round the neck # Well no what did I do with that one for erm Ian and Diane ? # When I did that one for Ian , we just tied it in at the back didn't we ? # And had that # Yeah # No , well , it's like Nina's name , I can't remember it , Anastasia or something like that # Yeah , how they got Nina out of it , it is something like Anastasia , but it's # Well I believe er , her sisters used to call her Neen # some something like that and they used to call her Neen # and she said I don't like that call me Nina # and it stuck at # Yeah # Mm , nobody calls her , whatever it is # Annalise # Yeah # It's funny you know , if you give them a long name # they get very shortened # Is it ? # Yeah # Well it's the oldy-worldy # but I don't know why Hayley and Ian are called theirs Jack ? # Oh yes , but er # Well the girl was gonna be Layla # if they had a girl it was Layla # Yeah # Fleetwood Mac song # Mm # went mad on it , on Fleetwood Mac # Yeah # and Eugene # I haven't heard any Eugenes # Is it ? # I # If there are any # no , I don't think they'll have any more now # No , but they don't seem a happy couple at the moment do they ? # Yeah , but there again the # wouldn't give out or let that out # if there weren't a certain amount of truth # oh yeah # Caroline # Oh you know that erm course that erm cookery # for German # well there's a holiday one , it's a holiday # one at , at # Ten weeks but that would probably only be sort of erm # Yeah # yeah # Well it's starting earlier than that , but I wonder whether to leave it until because I might already know most of # Just got to get to get the sentences , oh I know quite a few words # Yeah , I think I'll wait until September and # May # Yeah # Yeah # Oh I won't pack up at my swimming # No , what I think I'll do swimming-wise is go down to seven fifteen # She isn't supposed to , well if you're , you're working though aren't you ? # That's right , yeah , I don't mind # Yeah # Well let me just check me diary , I know # Yeah # You can't the cooker man # Mm # I'll take it # Yeah # Oh it'll stop me # Oh I'm not thinking about it # I'm not even bothered to think about it # Er nine thirty to five thirty so I won't get in till # I won't get in till I don't know when # get on the bus and that # No # Oh he'd pick me up at night , I see # past five # Yeah # well really it's not that much further forward # Hopefully if I do get it , there's somebody there , that's going from Andover # No # Do you ? # Woolworth's # No # Long way ? # Well it'd have to be somewhere # Yeah # yeah # Places # Yeah # Yeah # well for all that time # I won't # they won't be there # but thirteen weeks # I don't know # I had a feeling that it's six weeks # Well then I'd have to stop the Income Support # I'll have a temporary job # I'll have a temporary job # Yeah , we seem to get held up everywhere we go # I couldn't believe it when # Yeah # Oh I'll try a pair of yours on # Yeah # They bag # No # Yes # Like a pin stripe sort of thing # isn't it ? # Mm # A bit dodgy # yeah # Yeah # I think there's enough # I wouldn't bother # eh ? # Oh no # Mm # We've seen them # though # Make sure that hip's on the side then # Oh I've done that for many a year # You're not happy with it are you ? # Oh # Yeah freeze dry too # Six # Mm # Oh yeah # Go to sleep on the bus # But if you're tired you can go to sleep anywhere # He post it # Yeah # No # yeah I would , I've got to write to Dot tomorrow # cos I think it's only fair # I'll probably have to see them anyway # I'll probably have to go up to them # Yeah # Well I'll pop up there first then # even if I'm not # Yeah # Why ? # No I'll just say I'll pop down some time # Yeah , whoops big # oh big foot # Yeah , I could # I wonder whether how long it's gonna take Martin to fit that gear if Martin can do it # Mm # Oh I'd # well we ain't had lots and lots # No is there a girl up this road called Rachel ? # Two er , two kiddies , er there's that , that one then , it's gotta be # Sandra # No , but , who else up here's got two children ? # Er because # you know Sharon # it's a bit of er # erm she , she said I know somebody up your road # she's got two children and I don't know anyone # No # Yeah # er # Sharon and her man went , on er # wedding , er honeymoon , went on honeymoon with them # You know # Janet # Sharon and that lot went on hol honeymoon with them # I don't know they # I think so # Dinner time # Goody , goody # Yeah # And pretty # It was very hard to turn on when I was # no # Yes please # Yeah # yeah # What ? # Right # Less than an hour now # You don't mean it though # are you darling # Mm , what about a nice long walk go and pick up Jesse and # I heard # Yeah # Young still # You don't want to start anything off like that # Well you couldn't # No , she'd have all those # Alright mother I'll go and get ready # We might as well get a bag of chips # we might as well , yeah , what is a bag of chips # split three ways ? # No right if I'll go and get me clothes then erm er well I'm gonna have a cup of tea # and then that'll have to be it # because I'll be going # Didn't seem that long last time # Yeah # Don't go any # Yeah # Oh which one ? # Oh yeah # Oh # They were gonna hold something here # Oh dear # Yeah # Convention hall # I'm going to get my clothes # Yeah , I think so # yeah # I don't know # Well we didn't do any # we didn't do anything in that erm bob sleigh , four man bob sleigh # Yeah # It's not surprising they don't come anywhere , they've got so much erm hype and pressure # Hankies # Oh I'll have one then # if you've got it # Thank you # I should of wet my hair down # Mm , can you see with me sitting in the middle ? # Yeah me , it made me late on Friday # Yeah # I had to scoot round Church Lane # and I left twenty to # Down here and trying to get past to get into Crick Laid # because you never know whether they're going to turn # They don't use their indicators any more # er , if they're , er far , not too far away from the other car # they'll come round on his indicator # Yeah # Mm , yeah but I was coming out at half past nine # yeah , well quarter to , twenty to ten # There were lorries , cars , the lot # taxis and one thing I know is they scoot round Church Lane # and it was busy , but that's beside the point # Yeah # These are like buying bad old crisps , the other one's there # Yeah # Very , very friendly , but he had his shirt tail hanging out the lot # I thought you little devil # Big one ? # Big bus # Aah # right # Yeah # Yeah # Yeah # No you're not in a car # Have you got ? # Have you ? # Yeah # up there # Mm # I think right # if we ever thought to ourselves what we're doing # you might there , it drops you right # ain't you ? # Who ? # Yeah # Mm # Very good # Very good # No # Oh that illuminist # Yeah it was terrific # Tired now , yeah # No # Mm # Yes # Yeah # Tired # Tired now # Chippendales # I know , it'll be worth suffering # it'll be worth suffering Chippendales # Chippendales on Thursday # Yes # I know they don't # Yeah , going home it does # Yeah # No # I don't know , is there skittles somewhere ? # Well he normally gives a little er # So , right here # Eh ? # Well people do go out to restaurants # I think it's marvellous they go out to a restaurant # but # really , have you ? # Of course you can # oh I know , please # stuck , he's stuck again isn't he ? # oh you might get him interested in different things # you never know # you're never too old to change # Oh well oh dear # It's brilliant # Yeah # more for the show # It brought you to the place and then # and then it just it # erupted # My feet are aching now , I've got thick tights on # shoes # That's not a brilliant idea # Yes # I think # Then I can sew it up and I've only got the # one sleeve # I hope so # When it gets the toggles on it should be okay # When it gets the toggles on it should be okay # I don't know what one to do next really # I think I'll do another plain one , but this one , some were plain # but # erm , that chunky one # it's not just plain , there's so many stitches erm stocking stitch and so many rib # so # it'll have some pattern but not # a terrific # cos it has two bands of rib # Then you can help me unpick it # No it hadn't been knitted up too long # that's what I don't want for it to er # crinkle too quickly # Oh yeah # No but as you , I'll use that what's not a # Yeah , oh if I can undo that one then I can do the sleeve # cos that'll be quite # that will be quite intra intricate # Yeah # I think there's quite a lot of plum and # I think it was two balls # and you've got two , well what was in them ? # You would of got two cos you would of been a big one won't you ? # Just that colour # Body # Two black feet # Yeah # can do one like that with that mustard up the top shelf # with the black # Yeah # I saw your Andrew the other day # I would think Andrew doing some # three pound balls and three pound thirty , er three pound twenty seven # Or then you'd do like the four , four , four flares # flat back # Yeah # No what , what you normally do with those is er , say one half black and one half yellow and you have a yellow sleeve that side # and a black sleeve that side # Well it would # Of course it does # haven't we ? # I know # Well I shall use the mohair next # There is # Well what I want is the black and the cerise # because I'm not sure whether to put all different colours in # or the black and the cerise and all the jacquards # because that could be quite effective # Yeah , that's why I think if I did all the jacquard in the cerise # that would show up beautiful # because what they've done on that pattern , why they've got so many different colours , where it mixes so you've got your red and your # green , they've got like an orangey # you know where it crosses # you know like that one of Howard's jumper # well they've got it so that the colours in the middle # mingle # and like you've sort of got a yellow and a green , they've put like an olive in that , an olive colour , but I haven't got colours that I can # mix like that # No , that's the thing # Oh I know # Yeah , but I don't know it'll be quite effective # Yeah # unless I go up that shop , top shop and have a look at those gramme balls , yellow , oranges # red and got those to put in the black # but there again my er # Ninety nine P # No but there again # Well I'd put in the cerise and have all the jacquard colours , it , it would look very effective # No , no it doesn't how many black ones are there ? # Two # No just one # Yeah # Well I # Mm # Erm # I wonder if I've seen one of those # but they want seven and I want to put that big bit at the bottom . # No # Or was it seventy five ball ? # No # Oh # Yeah # We wanna look at shoes # But then again it's not a brilliant idea going on a # for wool when we've got so many # cos we'll come back loaded up # I don't know # Well you see the trouble is when we're buying it over there right # we buy six hundred # which is two hundred per person # Well that's four pound , four pound # Forty # Four pound thirty six where you'd pay two pounds , four pounds for two hundred grammes # But there again it's better wool that you're buying from the # Yeah # yeah # Well the trouble is we go over there and we buy a good buy # but it might not be the colours that we're actually looking for # And I said the mustard # Yeah # Er , yeah # Yeah # It's very silly # Yeah # See , that's what I've bought patterns now # What I want to find one is one without a well # Yeah , so it can hang over trousers # A long one # Yeah , yeah # We know that one , that woman was wearing that white one # now something like that , that can go over a skirt # Yeah # Yeah # but then again it'll take me longer to find that one this morning # Yeah # it caught my eye and I thought well # Yeah and then again you don't always wanna , erm start all along , with them do you ? # And then you've got different colours that don't really go with that , but # Yeah # Yeah # Yeah # Probably do now # Yeah # Yeah , but there again you see they're , you're not going into a shop saying oh they look nice # Yeah # It must be easier to find wider # Yeah # Well we could even , oh dear we could even go # don't we ? # If we're gonna spend money you might as well go to Littlewoods or # somewhere where it's decent # Yeah # I had a doggy bag the other day # doggy bag when their # in the end they do # No I forgot I was downstairs weren't I so ? # Yeah # They're smart aren't they ? # But they've got to be long enough in the leg for me # Yeah # Cord ones are beautiful # Everybody does # They are very stylish # Eh ? # Say ? # yeah it's strange innit coming back ? # Yeah but it's a clearer road as well # Well yes they're all sort of bubbly to get out there # We've seen it now were tired # Oh yeah # Yeah # I think cos they're packed up and they're all fresh and # put the lettuce in and put the tomato in # and then # No they were very nice # but I , I couldn't of ate before we came out # Yes # Oh yes oh yeah # Probably do a # or something # cos that'll fill won't it ? # You won't have as much # Oh yeah # Have my cake ? # Well it can stay in there # No I don't think you'll have both # Eat it in the evening ? # No # Yeah but that , that makes it large , large # That looked a bit scrumptious that # Eh , start thinking about as much as # I guess I'll give him a kick up the arse if he # Oh he won't say no to me # Not very often anyway # erm # yet ? # No # Well we'll soon know if he snores # Well he was # nodding # Oh I don't know , I don't know # It is , I make it a couple of minutes past # Oh , we'll be in well before twelve # Isn't it clever how they changed the co costumes , er like that pink # With the black , you know it had the black bit as well # or something # Yes , always worthwhile getting one # That was at the front # yeah # Velcro # Yeah , that was her favourite one that was # I think that was very clever , very , very clever # Well they are # She was brilliant # I think that , which one was the other one that was # Yeah # They look ever so perfect # Yeah # They're ever so heavy them aren't they ? # Well they'll last for a long time # I think # I'd be surprised if she never get erm , her mansion in her # her sort of own mansion # Yeah that one # Don't matter , must of had it done # I think she's had it highlighted # If you look at her face she had quite a pointed nose # she's in Washington # Seattle # Oh this one Jane Taylor # A bella blo , blonde from Whitney Bay # cos they do , but when # The top trainers at home and abroad , Claire Hurst , the National and International Championships , I've seen her on ice on the # Oh when I had this one it went over to # didn't it ? # Unfortunately it went # We should of got two really shouldn't we ? # We learn a lot of things but then again as I say # Yeah , have some good times # Mm # Yes I like that that one # that's brilliantly , very brilliant # Yeah # They remind me of Liquorice All Sorts # I don't really know # Choreography # Yeah # that must be a high point in a career you know , when you first see them go out # of who thought it all up , the opening night # Switzerland , oh # oh that's # Caroline , Alison # They don't give you pictures of everybody # Yeah # Oh # Yeah I think it was Caroline # That's the one isn't it ? # That she # Well it has to give the effect # it has to give you that effect I thought it was marvellous # I thought it was marvellous # Oh yeah # Exactly # It's thirteen fifty a ticket , it's erm , I don't think you can moan at a night out for that , especially a night out like that # Anyway nobody's gonna want to get up tomorrow # Nobody's gonna want to get up tomorrow # I didn't want to get up this morning so # But not really # Yeah # Yeah got lettuce to eat # so we've got to get some Oh we'll have to go somewhere snazzy cos I've got that black dress to wear haven't I ? # Eh ? # Can't wear that again # Yeah # have to wear it to Kate's # sell it to them one of them at work # doesn't it ? # You see # I just have to make sure Mitch is nowhere near # Oh I expect so , I expect so # Oh , he's slimy though # No that'll be the third time # Oh yeah # looks like him # Er # Oh I don't know , you got # Yes # Don't let me swim on my back on Thursday # If I swim on my back I don't do my front # I cheat when I swim on my back # Oh I know # That's what puts me off , when we have those two # and we went on that other side # That annoys me when I get # people like that # But there's the lanes , there are nights when it's just even lanes # so they just have # Oh he's a right pain # Yeah , but he's not a bad swimmer # he just don't like going down to the deep end # Yeah , they're going for a swim # but # Yeah , well you're gonna go again Tue er Monday # You never know Liz might come tomorrow # er Monday # Just gone past Mick's Services # oh don't do that # yes # Yeah # shame we couldn't got one of them other ones last year # Oh yeah # Why not ? # Yeah # Mm # Yeah # Mm # For deaf people and blind # Well that's a war one as well innit ? # Yeah # Mhm , they are nice , I'll have that one # Well we didn't have but we have now , mm # Mm please # That's what I meant # Well they're putting on a show that's what it's all about # dooby , dooby , dooby do , dooby , dooby , do # Yeah # What you got ? # She'll know what it is won't she ? # I said she'll know what it is # I'll have a Digestive , we've got to finish them off # No good old Flipper # Good old Flipper # I didn't see on there really # I said I didn't see on there # yeah # Should be about right shouldn't it ? # Mm # I'm not # what you do , cos I've got to finish on the other side # so that I'll # Not if erm , the longer the jumper it looks # doesn't it ? # I don't know much about it # but as I say I've sat and done this # cos I wanna do something else # like that ? # Well if I did all that again # that's gonna be quite # that'll be quite effective won't it ? # But you see I want to put that extra bit on the bottom you see # No # I don't know # No start again # follow the pattern , but there again this stuff goes a long way # so I might chance it # Fours and four and a half # so it's not double knit ? # No I tried it on smaller needles # but that was on tens , I've done it on tens # but # It's just a bastard to do this rib # and get the rib going # cos ours was seven red er seven blue , black # but if it knitted sort of like it did not before # Yeah # Cor , that would be # I wonder why , whether it would be too striking # No with erm , just the purple , you know I was gonna do it all cerise # No # The black should take it off # Awful innit ? # Mm that's where they are , all # yeah cor let's have a look now and see whether # Oh # I dunno # Travel club # Right theatre trip Joseph # Seventy nine join us in a weekend trip # Yes # Miss Saigon # Oh # Ah , but Joseph is a sightseeing one # but Miss Saigon is a bed and breakfast # Thirteenth of March and fourteenth of March so # no look theatre trip to Joseph it says join us on a weekend trip to see one of Andrew Lloyd Webber's famous , famous , fabulous it says , that's why I try and # fabulous productions , also a sightseeing tour of London , seventy nine pounds , Miss Saigon , don't miss this great opportunity to see this smash hit musical prices include bed and breakfast and a visit to Covent Garden # Seventy nine quid so the seats are cheaper # Stratford and the Cotswolds , Grand National , Lakes and Mountains , Flying Scotsman # Windmills and Waterways , that's not # Granada , Amsterdam # Granada # And Amsterdam , four days , three nights , bed and break # A hundred and thirty nine # Euro Disney # that's not a bad price # Fifty nine a night Walking for # Ebbw Vale Garden Festival , Chester and the North , North Wales , Portugal , two hundred and twenty or two hundred and seventy nine for eight days # No it's not this holiday gives you the choice of either hotels or self catering , situated in the beautiful coast coastal town of Travana , summer in cha , chateau six days , one bed and breakfast , four half board # half board , Edinburgh Tattoos erm Kentish Gardens # and # that's a hundred and eighty nine # No it don't say how long though # No # or Las Vegas # Mm # Oh I wouldn't # That's not bad is it ? # Miss Saigon with tickets , with staying # forty two fifty # Quarter past # Erm Andrew Lloyd Webber's # other one # with his wife # Yeah # Yeah # If they all said yeah we'll go for them # Typically it's their own bloody fault # innit ? # You can go Bruges # you know that's where # For bedsit there's a demand for the Chippendales now then # It's a Thursday # it's a Thursday # That's the , that's the one # July I thought that was # Cos you only come round with # little bits and # Well , isn't the Argos book out yet ? # I mean , the Arg # Argos book's got # everything ! # You can sit here # I mean we'll , we'll have a look later # on . # You want something that's universal for the first one . # No . # The # Fifteen . # But erm # Well what about a cassette ? # That's a phone's # Do it ? # Well what the whole thing is they put # They've gotta be willing to part with that bit of money . # Thirteen # You know but there again not everybody has a garden ! # Mm . # Mm . # Oh that's beautiful ! # Yeah . # Beautiful ! # Yeah . # Well it sells , it's got to . # Can't have # Well you got that one that one # They've got three pendulum , four pendulums . # Mm . # Hairdryer ? # There's a ? # They are . # A lot of people now are collecting those . # Mm ! # See it's nought point one . # Oh good ! # Not everybody wants it . # Well not everybody likes them . # Yeah . # Right , do you want to stretch that ? # See how it is . # Oh that's # That was # Mm . # All you gotta do is is just phone up and give them your # Er , just to make sure that it's there . # They're good ! # They are here anyway . # Oh well I'm doing this anyway . # Well it's boring ! # Prefer a wall clock . # Mm . # I like the big tall one . # Yeah . # Yeah , probably . # Mm ? # I dunno ! # Muggy . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # No . # I said to mum I said works out that I get it # and that it's too far to walk in the mornings and that # I see if I can a few of erm one of those # No . # I won't # Mm . # Forgot all about it . # Oh ! # I forgot all about it . # about . # You little stirrer mum ! # No , but you are actually . # Paid my ransom ! # What ? # Yeah . # Yeah I'll # No . # Two , four , six , eight , ten , twelve , fourteen , sixteen twenty two . # Two , four , six , eight , ten , twelve , fourteen , sixteen two , four , six , two , eight , two , fifty four , fifty five fifty five . # Eight , ten mm mm . # Two mm , I'm counting now . # Two , four ten ,eighty six , seven , eight ten , two , four , six . # Two , four , six , eight , ten , twelve , fourteen , sixteen , eighteen , twenty , twenty two , twenty four , twenty six , twenty eight thirty , two , thirty four , thirty six , thirty seven # Yeah . # I know you said you were able to didn't you ? # Oh yeah , that's good ! # And this'll be your easier one to sew up cos it's blue . # No ? # Yeah . # Well it's been a very cold , cold winter . # Yep . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Right . # Shouldn't do . # Yeah . # No ho . # Yeah . # You've got to have it ? # It's like cling film but it's microwave . # Must have it do you ? # Cover it with a lid . # I would imagine it's doing exactly the same . # Christ , it's only up , microwave film only just come out ! # It ain't been out that long . # Bring in your Microwave Know How . # Oh well . # It's probably cold enough out there to be the fridge . # I said it's probably cold enough out there . # Ah ? # Yeah . # Bring me the little book , that might have it as well . # No , the little one . # It says here # Cover and wrapping , wrapping food . # Ah ? # Yeah . # By covering the food during microwave cooking you can speed up the cooking procedure . # This also prevents splattering and juices all over the cooker wall . # That's the gravy . # It would be , yeah . # There are several ways of covering food # use a tight fit lid # to a dish # or use a saucer or plate to cover . # Use cooking bag cooking bags or roaster bag # for vegetables and meat . # Remember to replace the metal ties provided with elastic band # or string . # Cling film , plastic wrap is inva , invaluable to all microwave users . # But do remember to puncture holes . # So I would imagine as long as you put a lid on it # it's doing exactly the same . # No . # Because it cooks at the top and then cooks inwards . # I wouldn't bother ! # Plates in the # Yeah . # I really wouldn't bother . # Right . # Just say I've popped down to see the . # Yeah . # Yeah , that's a . # Alright ? # Asked her if she's signed on at Trevalle # Trevalle # Job Spot ? # Tell her he phoned you . # They were nice ! # I do ! # I I think it's fair you know . # Oh yeah . # I love salad sandwiches but I hate making them ! # Well they are ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # Well I do remember standing there saying oh well I can do those on top . # So that'll be alright for tomorrow . # Well well let's face it , one of the girls I used to work with going up , she never used a ordinary oven . # Nope ! # Never ! # Mm # Oh , missed that one . # Oh isn't good ! # Spuds . # He fell over then ! # Mm . # I dunno . # Well I'm not sure about them . # Potatoes . # I'm afraid , some of them are alright but some of them are not . # They have to . # Yeah . # I know . # Well it's before innit ? # Oh yeah ! # If you won't , you won't . # Yeah , I'm not keen on them spuds . # Well it's not , I'm bloated anyway . # Aren't I mum ? # Now I'm on . # I've come # on . # That's why you heard me about this morning ! # Did he ? # You did ? # Cos when erm oh crumbs ! # When I pulled the toilet , I thought oh shit ! # I know . # I know , that's why I don't do it in the morning . # Mum ? # My nose has decided to run . # Mm . # I'd rather fill up today . # I've been going , I'm going to . # Erm , it's er it tightens your neck muscles . # We're on weight six already daddy ! # Twenty . # Not bad going . # Oh it is a dreary old day innit ? # Do you want anything here ? # Yeah ? # What last night ? # Yeah . # Mm . # Yeah . # They were dancing for you last night . # Yep . # But don't get the seats right at the bottom next time . # No . # I don't know what Helen will do now actually . # No . # No , I thought it was excellent ! # I really did ! # Mm . # It was really good ! # Well saying he dropped those too . # But # They were very effective ! # Yeah . # Well he was very good ! # Well I love it when they do the acrobatic part of it ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # But that Liquorice Allsort one I er # brilliant ! # I did . # Don't they look like ? # They look like burnt ! # Yeah , you come running out of her bedroom # I've seen one bloke with a giro this week . # Yeah . # Twenty . # Oh . # Mm . # Did you see that , which one was it ? # That blue one ? # Ooh ! # You could see in some of their eyes they were a little bit # Yeah . # Yeah . # That , I like that ! # Lot of work's gone onto them things . # Dowdy ! # She just had a black skirt . # No , well I wouldn't . # No , can't , too much children there . # Lisa's fits me now . # No I meant # I know ! # Well all women now I don't think . # Mm mm . # Mm mm . # Real excited mother ! # She did that ! # Cos I don't care ! # Got more than me . # Yeah , that'd be a good tester . # Oh yeah ! # So that we would be pleased . # Yeah , I think you just got the gu , red one . # The little red one . # Why put it on by the ? # What ? # Well that's just right then . # Well , then he might have to he makes a mess of that bed I ain't made of money you know ! # . # Oh !jumps on , jumped all over the end of my bed last night , got the bed covers # Well I dunno , it was a good night out . # Oh ! # Can I have a # You probably will . # half past nine . # I told her off last week cos she was watching it ! # Because she was having it taped and watching it ! # So I said that's it ! # That's alright , I'll let her watch it tonight . # I've got to get my jumper finished . # Oh I think I'll have a bit . # This is # Force Ten to Navarone . # Yeah . # No , . # I thought it was though . # Oh ! # Yeah , well I , I I saw it in the paper . # I mean , you never know erm # Well we've got the old Errol Flynn so I mean we have got # Yes but # No ! # But make sure we put it on the right side though ! # I was quite annoyed about that ! # that , yeah . # Blake . # Remembered . # Ooh , innit ? # No , . # Oh there weren't much in # I do ! # The four ones are too much ! # Oh thank you . # Are you starting again ? # God , it's ! # It's ? # . # Oh yeah ! # That's all I'm doing isn't it ? # I don't know yet . # See how I feel . # Oh I'm going back to . # Didn't want anyone up at the . # And would you write my letters for him ? # At the doctors . # You ought to have it . # No she's not a . # , that's the bloke that was in Upstairs Downstairs ! # Isn't it ? # Lady Hamilton's what's a name ? # Colonel it was Colonel and somebody # that was upstairs wasn't it ? # or up , downstairs . # Mm . # Oh ! . # . # . # . # . # What are they staying in aeroplane ? # Oh ! # Ask you what a are they ? # Yeah . # . # It's on hold though . # In the end it's probably . # Well . # Oh well . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Oh go on then ! # Twist my arm ! # I'll have a one . # I think # Your looked at me then . # I don't know . # Hic ! # .Shut up ! # Ooh it smells # No . # Oh they probably don't know they're there do they ? # There's not many left out of the companies . # Have you been ? # Look , the reason he jumps . # . # As I say , that's all dad said . # So , I don't know . # They said work from eleven point three . # I mean this is the last which is there . # From what I understand . # I dunno ! # Ah ! # Only I've get a if you want one . # . I thought there's no point in leaving it in here . # It's past it isn't it ? # Why , why ain't that girl there then mum ? # Erm . # Seven pound fifty for that cut . # Why what else you had ? # Yeah , but you had a cut and blow dry . # Well I might ask Brenda . # Mm ? # I don't think so . # It's not that I don't wannit . # I mean it's not two pound ! # So # Leave it . # Well no , because I've gotta give it # Ay ? # Well it's not that I'm uptight . # I think it's because I haven't done it for so long # I want it ! # I don't wanna be a failure ! # Exactly ! # And the only way I'm gonna know is if I take it . # God it's not the right time of the bloody month ! # Have I ? # Where ? # Oh ! # Oh one's a . # No ! # I want it ! # Yeah , but then fifty nine thirty two . # Well that's erm cheque erm . # Well that's what I was waiting for weren't it ? # And then I'll get my old fixed . # Real last . # Well , the word processing . # But that's not it ,i # Well it would ! # It would ! # Yeah . # It hasn't got me down . # Yeah . # And you don't want that . # Yeah , you're right . # You see it's not really for me to do . # That girl in there though ? # Oh I want it ! # Don't get me wrong . # But the you gotta expect , there's bound to be a bit of apprehension . # Oh yeah , # Yeah ! # Ha ! # Okay I'm going out now . # The first ones always can be the worst one ! # Well , the first one's always gonna be the worst one ! # Oh God , yeah ! # I've done it before it's just I haven't done it for so long ! # Yeah . # Oh , I'll be alright now . # I shall be alright now cos of Val . # Yeah , I might not even get it bu # Clive # I dunno , it was either Clive or Richard I think . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Is it somewhere ? # Yeah . # Mm . # No . # I want it but # Mm . # Yeah . # Well , then I know where it is . # No . # But there again , one week you might , one month you might get a one month he might give her that and bugger all the next month ! # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # Mhm . # No , but their dogs and that . # Got a lot done this morning then ? # Yeah . # What did they think of the brochure then ? # The # Oh yeah ! # I say , you might as well buy the other book . # Oh , it's going all morning . # Been going all morning . # Oh she was in there . # Oh , well it's either that or she's just ignorant ! # Wait till he's gone out now . # I think they've all gone out . # Yeah but I mean I only her . # Yeah . # I shall alright . # Yeah . # It's just going # back after five # years . # Then I shall be like this every time something crops up . # Yes . # Oh yeah ! # Well I don't . # Yeah . # Mm . . # Yeah . # After so long # I know . # Yeah . # Well I shall still get his . # But I won't # I won't get the income . # Ya . # Mm . # Pardon me . # Yeah . # That's rubbish innit ? # Well the longer I leave it the worse it'll get . # Mm . # Yeah . # Well she can go to the spa bit . # Yeah ! # At least you're out . # Yeah . # No . # too ! # Yeah . # Word of mouth these days . # What a # Oh . # Mm , quite nice innit ? # Quite a different feel today . # Right . # Don't do it for Friday cos you'll be out . # Yeah # They must realize she does work # It's either the phone or the dogs or the child # No # It surprises me # leave it , leave it ringing so long # Yeah # Mm # stopped # It rang about three times this morning before you got here # Yeah # Probably # they wouldn't have room in one car for four dogs would they ? # No # it's not the sort of car that you do that with , not with four anyway , you'd imagine them having an estate car # wouldn't you ? # Mm # Yeah # Yeah # Oh I don't know # She might of answered it , she might be in there . # I think that was more up North . # Shall I just pop that back out ? # Yeah . # put anything . # Put water in there . # You gotta have # liquid haven't you ? # Yep . # So that can go in when we get back . # Yeah . # I don't wanna mess about it . # Oh yeah . # I would think so . # No , that film last night wasn't it ? # Oh you've got erm # Yeah . # Yeah . # Not really . # Oh very easily . # Well that should be a # That'll cook an hour . # When you put the # Yeah . # When you get back # three quarters of an hour , to an hour that is done . # And that # is also including everything that's in there . # So as long as your carrots are # onions are # Well no , as long as you're onions are soft # so which they do soften up # that's all that is . # Cos like , it's only liquid . # Yes . . # Yeah . # vacuum cleaner on That's that erm about that tuck . # Mm . # The idea , that's it . # Well we'll have , that one will do . # Oh hang on . # No . # Well I do . # Do with some more strength , so you he don't like at all does he ? # Without a doubt . # Yeah . # Have what you like couldn't you ? # Not a problem is it ? # Well you don't have boileds do you ? # So # Don't leave much does it ? # Alright today . # Well it's too much to know . # by with the other day it looked clean . # I come up and meet you . # Well , yes . # Is that enough ? # Cos in one respect I'd rather do what I think is enough but er than too much and then feel like a bloated little # Oh yeah ! # Why , are they gonna have a ? # Why not ? # There's one way of doing it ! # But I mean if I can get her to start somehow and I think it's gotta be this one . # But erm # Yeah . # Well shove it straight in there . # don't want it left in here do we ? # Is the sponge supposed to be out here ? # Right we don't want any of this at this moment do we ? # We can get that out the way . # Hopefully ! # Oh , so it's only a bit of corn . # And of course , then all good . # Did it ? # I'll go up them now then . # So here's your bit of . # I'll have to go look for that book then won't I ? # That , Mick's # waking up . # Ooh ! # I'd already got it . # I said I've had it at work this morning . # And Doreen said , oh we ain't got no books ! # So we'll now have a look . # But I don't know why it is , I think that , they were gonna bring it out then . # I said she'll know what it is , but # it sounds like . # Do you want me to ? # Pop down later . # Later , so # Yeah . # Ah ? # Yeah . # Oh mine always leaks . # Yeah . # Can't find anyone . # I'm safe . # In case of a fire . # Yeah . # Not , flats you don't have . # Well I thought so . # Yeah . # Oh ! ,not to use that thing up . # Oh yeah , that's better , yes ! # Well that's what it's blooming well got for innit ? # Use it . # These storers come apart you know . # And I don't think we'll touch those again . # Well those potatoes didn't go bad . # pay for them . # Bought them in . # What ? # Right . # Want anything else to eat . # . # Balloons . # He must have . # Mm . # It's only because it's no good . # Oh , you wanna first bit of light to go along that # Or is it , cos that's what you want . # Ye ye yeah . # What ? # Oh . # I suppose you have to . # No , well , there you go ! # Well that's what I say , if people see it # I mean it might make them er think , ooh I'd like that myself ! # What ? # I mean because she's been on the # and she's er . # Oh no doubt . # I can't that girl ! # I tell you I . # But I thought for a girl that's # Yeah . # How much was that then ? # Getting . # But er anyway # You never know what to say about it . # Oh . # , the cars dunnit ? # Oh yeah , I and slide shut you see not used to it . # No , # We're just trying to find . # Have I got it then ? # Oh ! # Nothing wrong with it then ? # No problem at all is it ? # Done it ! # Yes ! # Yeah , I'd like to say . # Yeah . # Dad had a chance to look . # You done , oh yeah you done all the washing up haven't you ? # and liked it . # Lesley says my . # So does dad . # Don't she mum ? # It'd be nice if he paid your bus fares for you . # Oh dear ! # And mine . # Erm Oh I don't know if I'll buy it . # Have a look . # No I won't ! # I won't ! # Yeah . . # Well that's # You know what , you know what granddads who else will have one ? # Well that's really what I got him so # I got a price anyway . # Well . # Yeah , sell it to the bike shop . # And I expect it might be there though now . # But er I ac , I hope she makes them like this . # Outside . # Yeah ! # Oh yeah ! # Oh . # Yeah . # Erm we'll have been then . # How much of that is our ? # Well , we can do that Saturday because they take a long time to get across . # Who else is going ?as well aren't they ? # Don't come out as much you thought it would did it ? # Yeah . # Have you packed that ? # Not much we felt . # Is it ? # Got a large packet of mince though . # innit ? # He'll think you he's done the whole lot , packet . # That's what I say . # This is how I've bought mince . # Damn give her a lot ! # I did twenty six thousand I'll have you know ! # Yeah , and I'm . # Not a bad taste , but not got much content have they ? # I mean it's not an perhaps . # Yeah , well as I say there's nothing to # Something like that . # Mm . # Probably that . # That's right . # Well you do that every day . # I don't want no cake . # I won't buy it . # Well that pretty tasteless . # Mm . # Mm ? # like that . # No . # You alright ? # Ay ? # Yeah . # Oh we gotta find Bellise yeah ? # Now which # Straight to my lover's heart # See , nearly forgot it ! # Citroen . # . # in there wouldn't you ? # What ? # What ? # Well I think that film might be tonight . # The coloured one . # I don't know . # I know . # Yeah . # Can't wait to go can you ? # Starting that film off , it's only that one . # Where is the greens ? # Right . # Where's the water ? # Oh . # Papa !it's six foot this way look . # There are and across . # Well ! # All the same . # At work . # I'll have to go tomorrow if that happens . # Full swing . # Cos I'll have to I'm afraid . # Mm , fluffed it up a bit here haven't you ? # Ah , what are we now , March ? # Right , let's go . # Twenty seven . # Put it in by eleven . # Yeah . # Oh . # Don't know , is it ? # Friday night I'm going out with Trisha . # Don't get s coming with us now do we ? # . . # No . # Yes I'm alright . # Not bleeding worried , that's right ! . # Pencil . # A pencil please . # Dawn's wedding should be right . # Shouldn't it ? # A sign . # Yeah , I do . # That is # There's a longer one . # Yeah . # What ? # I wouldn't know . # Didn't know that . # Mum ! # No it hasn't been . # I don't think so . # I had a look # for jobs . # Have a look at last midweek , I threw it on the . # let's have a look . # If you've got the receipt . # That's alright then . # I dunno . # Why not ! # I don't know . # Must have a few shows around you know . # What ? # What we have to leave it ? # Oh . # . # But he must be an Agent sometimes ? # He must be an agent . # sometimes . # Bob . # Stop winging mother ! isn't she winging ? # Well I only have to sell # I can't remember seeing it this week but # I pick it up don't I ? # Normally . # Mm . # We haven't got any bus timetables have we ? # Mm . # But there's nothing else . # Right , you better get straight with our money . # Yeah . # But we could do some , they like that . # Dunno if it's possible . # I would have thought they'd say . # Here's here ! # Here's here ! # Here's here ! # Put it on number four please . # Well it ,a swift one weren't it ? # Oh . # Er , I quite like this . # Yes , I think so . # He's dead ! # Well it's supposed to be Christ . # And then you have a de , well a devil woman cos , cos German's won't play it . # Yeah . # Cos she's cleaning him off . # So the women said , they were on this morning's programme . # They think she's the an second one of these the anti-Christ . # They won't play it . # Yeah . # This is the bit you don't like ? # Were you saying ? # Oh . # Is it ? # I would have said that . . # That's great dad ! # Well no it's # Only eighty # five that's all . # Is there a romance tonight ? # Sam's problem . . # . # No . # It's at the Cinema . # It's the paving stone or something . # I want them to stop there . # Another one of those of . # na na na na , na na na mm na , na na na . # Mm , mm mm . # Stay with # me . # . # Mm , mm mm . # I can have er # Oh I saw that but it . # Erm # Mm . # Yeah . # What ? # We can't those can we ? # Oh , cos it's normally up in . # See what I mean ? # Well let's try it again . # Oh ! # Normally # it's the Brittas Empire though isn't it ? # But it's not on tonight , it's the Us Girls # You can't do them . # Yeah , and we normally haven't got anything to watch when Compo is on . # We normally watch . # As I say Brittas , is normally on # just there . # Got me now ? # Can't have Compo # Yeah tapes it . # But you # don't have to watch it tonight ! # No . # Yeah . # Where's this ? # where ? # Yep . # Vancouver innit ? # I'd go back to the Caribbean if I . # India's # I know . # Mm . # Yeah , I remember used to stay on an island . # Does now . # It's not ! # Have you finished it mum ? # Oh dear ! # Yeah . # Watch , ooh ! # Yeah ! # No good falling ! # I won't be # No , got . # For a year , mm ! # I like it very much ! # Sort it # out in the winter ? # Yeah . # So it's more than that then . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # I bet they would ! # What this one ? # What is she going then as well ? # Oh ! # Yeah . # So he would he had that week off didn't he ? # Through this window pane . # That was before the election . # It's terrible innit ? # Well then when was the last part of ? # Recently ? # I shall put properly on this one . # Yeah ! # Well I'll have to un , I'll have to unpick # Well I bought nine hundreds . # And go out # Oh I don't wanna be up too late ! # In case you come in at twenty past eleven . # Mm . # Worst bit now though # trying to turn it out . # Right ! # Right ! # Right ! # How much is seventy five ? # No I don't like stretching it ! # I know , but it's good ! # Good God ! # I think I made it bigger than that ! # Well it's only on six millimetre needles so # I don't think I've got the touch ! # I won't be able to do much more will I ? # Ah , that's going plenty ! # I know , but I still have to do a twenty ! # Well then that's bloody or ! # Dunno ! # Put the front up and I'll measure ! # Well if do more and you don't like it # Well get to your numbers # It's down there . # This is a bit of a mess innit ? # The pick it up . # You're not happy with it are you really ? # High ? # Yeah but we've only done so much . # Right . # They're doing now a model . # Oh ! # Oh , so they know what length ,wha # It is . # Which er # No but # To tell the width in between the walls obviously . # Well I dunno ! # Yeah . # No . # They are good ! # But you didn't see very much . # Oh ! # Yeah . # Rita ? # Oh yeah ! # Do you know she hasn't got a man of her own ? # I think she has actually . # I think it's that one in that blooming great blue thing . # Brought that big present in at Christmas . # He , she went out in the car with him one day last year . # She went out all dressed up and he drove her blue car . # He did stay for Christmas ! # And then two days before Christmas he didn't stay . # I didn't ma know damn who they are . # Urgh ! # Look at those ! # Stay with me . # Stay with me . ? # Stay with me . # Stay with me oh oh oh Stay with me . # Doo be doo be doo be doo be doo be doo ! # Stay with me . # The reason your system is not going mother is because you keep bloody ! # Ooh the got one ! # No ! # Get on with it then ! # That's alright . # I will ! # Think we better start doing more over it ? # I do ! # No . # I don't ! # Yeah , but we won't be swimming will we ? # We'll have to have another swimming night . # Yeah . # Yes but it's worse having a hell of a lot of time in there cos that's what you're # paying for ! # Yeah . # No , one pound sixty to three pound seventy five . # So that's nearly two pound . # Well that's why I say # Well no , I weren't gonna say . # I've got it . # Oh ! # Thing # Let me run it forward here . # Gotta try it . # Right , do this . # Put this over there . # I'm not gonna start it now . # Ha ! # Ha ! # Her er ! . # Yeah . # Well yeah . # Ah ! # Oh ! # Right , monka one more . # Oh dear ! # And I've gotta find a blooming aerobics suit now ! # And what , I'm a sod ! # Yeah . # What do you mean ? # , innit ? # Yes , but it's good when it's done you see ! # Ha ! # It's good ! # Oh no ! # You'll have to join her and do it . # Well it's over there . # Oh yeah ! # Have to be a Thursday I think . # I say , it has to be a Thursday . # Der darling ! # Or we could always do the Aqua Suite . # Yeah , but I think at the moment Lesley's finding everything boring ! # Don't you ? # Well haven't we all ? # Alright . # I think she's gardening too much ! # I would of said why ? # Cos I would ! # Certainly would Bev ! # Well if anything comes to me from Arnie # from now on . # I'm somewhat wondering about this flat . # And I am . # Mm . # Oh she's said . # Yeah . # Yeah . # . # Naughty girl ! # They always used to people with adverts . # Ha ! # What is ? # Well they're we meant to be ? # Ay ? # I dunno . # Not really . # In there ? # No . # Is he ? # Oh ! # Oh the security people # were going innit ? # Oh ! # What ? # Yeah , but in ankle . # Yeah . # No ! # It's # twenty nine sixty five . # My first one was fifty one # because # I had days on # on call . # Yeah . # Oh God , yeah ! # Get that job # I've got a thing to send in . # Well stand up for a start ! # Nope ! # Nope ! # No . # Oh crike # You . # No . # Oh no ! # Well he didn't listen then did he ? # Yeah . # He looks that I know mum . # The , long hair I reckon . # Cos then it catches the light . # It looks like a line . # Which makes him real menacing ! # Horrible ! # children of my own , they asked what will I be ? # Will I ? # Will I be rich ? # Ca cera cera , whatever will be will be , the future's not ours to see , Ca cera cera , what will be Ca cera cera ! # that's horrible innit ? # It looks awful ! # Looks like Granny . # Well really ! # And this , bit . # I have ! # I have ! # I have ! # I have ! # I have ! # I have ! # Yoh , ho ho ho ho ho ! # Yeah . # Yes mum . # It's , might have left a note on . # Gosh , he's got a bloody right to ! # Well that's the first time I've known them go down there . # But , I didn't know when he go out . # Well it's bloody far , too far to # Yeah but you gotta leave enough room for # He must have had a job . # What's this then ? # Oh ! # I gotta bloody do three more stitches wouldn't you ? # Yeah ! # There's now four . # Well no because # you've done these two # cos you got one stitch there then you've made one so , one , two , three . # Well then you have one out won't you ? # Already . # I wanna do rib four # You wanna watch the ? # It's only on one . # No I'm not . # I'm not ! # I am now . # Not on video is it ? m # Hello . # Hiya . # Yeah . # Why not ? # A nice day . # Yeah . # Well let's face it , she said she'd phone me Tuesday # Now it's Thursday today # Oh yeah # Oh yeah . # They wanted me to go on casual . # You can't be casual any more it's against the law . # even bar work but it's # it's against the law now . # Oh yeah , I'm sure ! # I'm registered already . # No . # I only pay twenty percent when # But I'd rather pay the lot I tell you . # It sounds it . # Yeah . # You see with maternity they have to do it anyway . # Mm ? # Yeah # Nothing . # Well I couldn't do that anyway , I'd have to say # if you take me on then it's gotta go on # I ain't do nothing against the law . # Well it'd be very expensive in the long run . # Well she said it , you have to catch the Woolworth one , the one for Woolworth and then walk half a mile . # Yeah . # Well # If she phones then it'll it , it will be I wouldn't take it unless it's on my terms . # It would have to go through the books # because no way # I don't know why they bother . # I don't know why they # Yeah . # Month and a bit yeah . # Well it would be on my terms , there's no way I'd go cos I know it's against the law # They can't do it . # She's self employed there . # Was it there when you left for work this morning ? # Sue's been there all bloody day . # I think their kid's got a bloody new organ # I got up about quarter to nine # and I heard it all before I got out of bed . # This bloody organ # how do I stand # Because you might they might say before you can do anything you've gotta give them this fourteen days notice . # Yeah . # seen me I was running from one room to the other . # Yeah I don't know what they was playing at . # It sounded like the mach er like erm a motorbike , so whether they've got video games # So whether they've got video games . # About quarter to eleven we got to bed , but they were going on I fell asleep during the middle of it cos I just got used to the noise # Yeah # See you . # I said I can't see it coming off . # I must be honest . # Who wants to do that travelling every day anyway ? # Yeah # sort of # No but he was dodgy to me # Erm # See you . # Erm # No . # Tis at the moment # at the moment # Oh I was gonna do a erm # shepherd's pie wasn't I ? # What's the time # Yeah but then we don't wanna be too late back do we so # No no no no no no no # No . # erm carrots then don't we ? # Well do you want carrots in it or # Here you are . # Don't think so . # Yeah . # I like those walks in this , in this weather . # Well there's no way I against the # Mm . # Oh hello . # He's not registered anywhere . # Because it's like one of the girls now their place is close to two areas # because they were paying it over here until we had to pay # so she said # because they were paying for her house , she wasn't her husband and herself didn't have to pay over there # because when her their house and it was being paid through there # Oh I don't bloody know # And erm then it was , she said we had to so I don't know what happens when # Well they're actually paying for it on the erm # books . # This is the council . # They wrote back and said you have proof but you don't have receipts and # No I know # er # Yeah . # Cos she said well # Yeah . # and she # Yeah . # There's a letter for Howard . # Yes . # When I twisted it # to turn it on well it suddenly went . # Oh look look . # Could take it down Leslie's and tell her or # will she want a tape down there ? # Mm . # Yeah . # No . # No . # But she she was pleased to hear # give you a hand with this . # Well let's take the whole lot out . # Well give me the bowl and I'll put it in the bath . # Yeah . # Oh yeah . # I'm sure he will . # Oh yeah # And can hear the crackle and the bloody # cos the ba er the crackle is very bad . # These two ? # No . # We knew you would . # Yeah . # It's like living back in the flat . # Yeah . # Have we # Yeah . # Have we got a bucket ? # Well it's easier with a bucket . # Mm . # Yes . # Oh finished that sleeve off but I must sew it on . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Well I'm not bothered . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # It was all nervous . # Mm . # Well I wouldn't do it on cas # I said I wouldn't do it on casual . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah # Well she could have it any day now . # Yeah . # Yeah well you see some people can't help that . # Can't help that . # But have people round . # Well I would have liked to have known what the noise was last night , I'm sure it was a video game or something . # He wants an amplifier . # Yeah . # Oh he'll come up trumps for us . # Oh not bad . # Mm . # Woman and the man went up the garden # Woman and the man and the kid # the alsatian and one other bloody # Talk . # No but you're staying with me . # You can very easily get bored with knitting . # Mm . # There you are . # Yeah . # Well you do know # he'd probably be very pleased to see well all three of us if we wanted to . # Yeah , I didn't think they were going . # All three of us if we went up for a weekend . # Oh , I didn't know that . # Yeah # Yeah . # Mm # But there again and that have lived in town before # so maybe not . # Yeah . # Right I can start # if you want . # Well I'll I'll do er carrots and that first . # Right . # Yeah . # Well there will be . # use this tomato and onion ? # With minced beef , I won't put carrots in cos that # might not be # Well the things will be in there # Yeah one So I won't do carrots # Yeah I'll do an onion . # Well it says serve with fresh mince vegetable , mixed vegetables . # Cos what you do is you put your meat in that , you don't put your # potato in it do potato on the side # Yeah # Oh yeah . # And your meat # So # Yeah , well it's for casserole so # No I can't see why not . # Yeah . # Well it's just a waste of a lovely day . # Well no , the reason I and because these things just go so quickly # that maybe it would work out cheaper to start all over again . # Well they I would think up there there's a screw # Will you have the new fashion taps or do you want different bits here ? # Yes I know . # Do you want some more onion than that , yes ? # Oh my eyes ! # Yeah . # Oh she's swimming with a dolphin . # Yeah . # Mm yeah . # There's nothing # This is Coronation this is discount . # This is more discount on the # He was in Soldier Soldier # Yeah . # Yeah # No . # The C O was a he looks like oh what's his name ? # He reminded me of him straight away Patrick McGowan the the colonel reminded me of him . # It wasn't him it was just facially . # Oh it didn't ! # That's naughty . # Go on , all made in advance . # Yeah yeah yeah yeah didn't realize that . # Mm . # I'm not staying in with you if you're gonna be in a foul mood mother . # Yes please . # Or tiles . # Tiles is clinical . # It's always clinical . # Yeah # Ugh pigeon shit on mine . # Ugh ! # ugh . # Well if you go in mine # Yeah but you # Well I just put a thingy on . # Well there's no point in recording anything more . # brings in something # But we were doing so well . # Well that's # I wonder what made you stop pressing ? # Yeah . # You rotten devil . # I could be # Well see you're at the wrong colour . # Oh no . # Green . # Yeah that # Or that green . # It'll have colour , it'll have pattern in it you see . # It has # ribbed bands going up there and there . # And I should put the pockets it . # No . # You're sure don't want this then ? # Alright then . # He was he wasn't the colour sergeant # Soldier Soldier . # He was captain . # He was a captain . # His wife was blond . # I'm sure # I'll show you in a minute . # She was the blond one that had the affair with yeah the colonel looked like a erm the colonel was an Irish bloke , wasn't he ? # Yeah . # Something like that . # He was cert # he was in charge of the group . # Mock fight , yeah . # Not battle , that # That's right . # I missed the end of that , I I hope it'll come back on again cos I enjoyed it . # Oh it weren't late there . # Eight o'clock . # Oh no . # Eight o'clock over there . # Prime time . # But there were a lot of things you could get # Eh ? # Yeah . # They show everybody don't they ? # Slap your legs young man . # Wouldn't we mum ? # Oh pardon me . # # I did it , so # probably hundred and eleven now . # I've got four more thank you very much , I've only gotta get hundred and fifteen . # Oh yeah , I see what you mean . # Yeah but you've gotta add on another six . # No . # You'll have to get to hundred and eleven # but then you add on six rows . # Yeah , and then cast off . # That car's right for him . # I don't like the car myself # not for me I wouldn't . # I know who done it . # I know who's done it . # Yeah . # There's two going . # It's a bloody yapper and a # Yeah . # Well # morning # Quiet that's when you can hear everything . # You never know , I might be busy . # The way he's bloody going I won't be . # Strange innit ? # Well it is a little bit annoying ! # This is a little bit annoying now because # yeah , I haven't even asked for it ! # No . # Well if it's there it's there , if it's not it's not # See you later . # Must have been # You can't be beating me ! # You are ! # You've only gotta do two more . # Yeah . # There was a young boy there wasn't there ? # Well not a young boy but a young man . # Cos when he was talking to his wife on the phone # Mm . # Well Lewis is supposed to be # Yeah he's supposed to be a bit # Nice to go out for a meal , that'll be a nice . # Yeah . # Well this is what I say . # You don't go out for meals do you ? # Well you might find , cos they might want a drink # taxi . # Because Margaret's only up the top there isn't she ? # I'd hate to have someone who also looked terrible with a # scarf # That's all it is . # Yeah . # When we going to the Caribbean mum . # Mm . # Yes . # Mm . # You see trouble is you won't get it all one way . # start it off now . # Two . # Four . # I haven't really got hold of this yet . # Is that it ? # Well the # son-in-law's trying to hide something . # The wife that isn't the wife is another story . # oh god but I think he's trying to hide something . # But there was a young boy there # Cos it was while he was phoning , you know the , the boy said you can get a telephone qu er a special telephone fitted . # Of course he was . # telephone . # But some # Some boy or somebody cut the phone , you saw that at the beginning . # I'm sure we did . # Course it was . # You can have a special phone fitted . # Well we wanna know who this other woman is don't we ? # Cos she wasn't the nurse cos she walked in half way through the inquest . # Son-in-law . # And the son # a yoghurt . # We have nine left . # Yeah . # First of March , I don't know what to do . # Yeah . # I don't know . # Ah ! # Ooh # Mm . # Well # Yeah # erm put it on again last night , they won't do it for me # Yeah # I think so # All I've got to know is , cos I shall write it all down # is what buttons do what on that water actually # WordPerfect thing , cos all it is most probably # Well # some of them # All I've gotta know is like sort of , which ones to press to get to # Yeah # to get to the menu you could work out from the menu # Yeah # I don't think so # Right station # Aye # open the door would she , nobody else would get up # Yeah # here I come # I said here I come # One stir and store it in the fridge and use within three or two to three days , recipe for meat balls and onions # divide them into neat piles , place in oven proof dish do you wanna do it that way ? # Cos all you've got to do , it's the easiest way # Yeah # Well that's what it says , or microwave it , but that's just the same # Don't worry # That , that must the last bread # Put the plate on # Yeah # Do the big one # No # No , you don't need them # Amazing # cos I told you # Phew # Er what's that ? # Four # I think she's trying to shelter too much though # So is it , funny how they're older , they're old enough well Lee's not # Eh ? # Probably have a few # well sort out later , sort out on the # oh go on # that'll be fine # It said forty five and one hour , though stirring occasionally that'll do mum , cos you can use up the sausages # to make a quick supper # I know # Ah time up # You know what that is don't you ? # Scissors where did they go ? # Well you must be losing some weight then mother # But as I say # you'll be doing a lot more # Yeah , well we can do that tomorrow because # I can't , I forgot # Mm # Yeah # Oh bugger me I'm , there's no way I'm not doing it by the books # Can't afford to do that # I shall say well that's it , I'm a law abiding # Mm # Party time # Fifty P off vodka you want them ? # You don't buy that there so # thirty P off cans of beer that is or a bottle of wine # Well # or just pick , pick out ones that # A Comedy of Errors at Crickley # Yeah # Yes they do # Here # There # Easter in Jersey # Oh this is where oh # where else does it go ? # Bruges , Ypres and # Ypres # That's where it goes , Southern Ireland John cruise er choose , coaches # Yeah # day trip to Brugus # Nineteenth of April , mystery tour # South of France # Royal Tournament # Italy , Venice # three day vine and , three day vine valley # and hypermarket , doesn't say # Mm # well # Well they all finish in three months if that so # Mm , so it's only a couple of months' work really # Well # Italy in September # ha , sort of really # No , nor did I # No it's not , a black skirt on the knee , it's Charles' suit # No it's not # Could be Fergie got er , erm bloody # Could be # Don't know , don't think so # Don't think so # I know I had it this morning # tonight # Yeah , we came in # No you wouldn't of mind # He came in and he'd been playing with this bloody lighter # now lighter for you , fuel you can use # Yeah , you can use air freshener # any aerosol # I know as much as I know cos I watch this this morning # but he was like that with it # as he came in # No , you were out in the kitchen erm he went and I thought oh don't you dare # I just can't # but I did somewhat think # I did somewhat thought I # But the say # say # abusers # die the first time they've tried it # Yeah # inexperience the # Yeah # No , got eczema # Do you want me to cut out these date ones ? # Yeah , well it seems stupid not to # What plant ? # Oh yeah # Oh well # erm , there are a lot of toiletries in this one # well it's all toiletries in it # Erm , Coffeemate # Right # Mm mm good job he went out did you hear that banging er # computer games innit ? # Oh I don't know what's his name is , what's his name ? # My old lorry driver # The lorry driver # The woman # That's er cars , stands for cars don't it ? # Cars or motor bikes # going round corners # yeah I , if he gets a present and he don't wanna show it , there's a scream # No , I wonder where she's put the dogs ? # Mm # Yes he is I suppose # if he doesn't really see that much of his mother # he wants all her attention when he does see her # Oh yeah I know , what I'm saying is you can somewhat understand he's a noisy bastard # Double T # Well does it have to be portable ? # Why ? # Simpler , yeah # Withdraw , no W I T H no withdraws # No I didn't have it I had one of the W dish water # What ? # Yeah # Mm # Oh no # I didn't mean that I mean this # Oh well they won't win # Because they're favourites they won't win # Give me just a little more time and our love will surely show # Yeah # a green frog has been the mascot # there he is # Mm # Erm # Oh it could only of been at five thirty # they won't go yet # Well they were doing it at eleven o'clock last night , it must of been something like that because I heard every word # No # Yeah # Yeah there is # But the kids are changed these days you know # Changed # Like , I would never of thought of # Well both # Yeah # he wants loving # he wants loving # Mm # Wayne is though # Yeah # No # No # No she didn't care # Mm # Mm # I don't know if they can # Mm # Mm # Mm # Not get a bond . # Yeah , but then you still , if you see them every day # you get somewhat attached to them # No # Mm # I don't think daddy would of let them # Oh # I hope this fucking kid don't play with that every day # Oh yeah # Ah that's just her situation # No # That's so he can't see out in the garden # Yeah , they're just there # Oh # yeah # Well no # Safe from # What ? # Stir him again then # It says stir occasionally # No # God # god , yeah The annoying , the most annoying thing about it # is , is if she tries she can make it quiet in there # Mm # Yeah # So why should it # Mm # No # can't # But dogs whatever age don't # make that noise # It's not true so # Not a lot # They wanna get that paper out # Do you think that put that paper through the # Yeah # Mm # Well # Probably # Mm # No # Well we'll see what's right # Mm # I think it's # Oh # Oh bloody hell # I don't need all that . # Right , I'm ready . # Rib two . # Make one . # Rib four . # Yeah . # Yeah ? # Rib two , make one . # Rib four , make one . # Yeah ? # Rib four . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Yeah . # Mhm . # Mm . # Mm . # And just there . # Yeah ? # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # I know . # Ah ! # That's make one innit ? # Mm . # Mm . # Erm , a four . # Mm . # Make one ? # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Well if I make one I got four . # How many do you need ? # Yeah , and then you had three and then you made one and to there , and that would have been right . # No , it's not ! # One , two , three # Nine o'clock . # What was on telly , something I wanted . # That's it . # Eighty . # Well that's eighty three now cos I'm . # So I've , I've gotta back to six haven't I ? # Gotta make eighty six ain't I ? # Well you only gotta do it once more so # . # Yeah ! # I gotta do that back ain't I ? # Please ! # Oh dear ! # I mean , people keep telling you you've gotta lose some weight , they don't tell me ! # Oh # Yeah , but come on there should be a bloody difference between me and her ! # Exactly ! # Well ! # I know . # A little podge # Not that sort of thing . # Well , oh my God ! # Ha ! # Don't want to improve ! # Remind me not to go . # . # Na nee nee . # Okay then . # I haven't got holes have I ? # No . # Yeah ! # Oh I dunno ! # This is good . # Do you need this ? # Yeah . # Mm , bit of trouble there ! # Oh Walt's gone ain't he ? # Been there a while isn't he ? # Putting his arm round the Queen ! # We've just redecorated the hall and I # Oh it's here ! # What shall I wear tomorrow then ? # Yeah . # And my new coat ? # The one he bought . # Or ? # What , the little one ? # What coat ? # I got two black ones ! # My long one ? # Like that ? # It looks lovely ! # I want to wear my short black one ! # Oh yeah , but # Don't I ? # No . # You better do . # You better do . # Er # Well I did one morning . # One night . # Yeah I don't well , be rushing around . # I wanna wake up . # Erm # Nine . # No . # I know ! # No , I think that's a dog . # It's a dog ! # Oh ! # No . # It's what ? # Oh I know ! # Well unfortunately a lot of that he's got to stop you know . # Mm . # Yeah , but as I say a lot of that could be Doctor Spock's erm # Oh yeah , I know . # Well he isn't now though . # You love it really ! # I said you do love it really ! # Dunno what to wear . # Just don't know what to wear tomorrow . # I shall wait and see . # Yep ! # Yeah . # I've got a spider in here ! # I got a spider in here . # No . # An incy wincy spider ! # He shouldn't be up at this time ! # Oh ! # Well do you wanna come in here ? # Stopped . # He's under there . # Oh it's not there , I can't see him . # Oh ! # I bet I wear # Right ? # Well if you say that black skirt's alright I'm alright . # Probably . # Er that white er , little top of mine with # erm the little vest one . # The one I wear in the canteen . # And my green erm # bolly # Yeah . # Well I'm going bed . # I'm going . # No . # Mm . # No , I just heard the door go though . # Well I wonder how much of the bedroom ? # When you see Helen next # ask her . # Wanna know how much the bedroom is out there ? # Cos it's cos if it's got # couple of square feet # it's coming into your area . # So you might have the door to the kid's bed underneath that wall . # Mm . # No . # Yeah but the quiet ones . # They must have done . # Do you know what ? # I know it's a horrible thing to say # but it's a shame nobody else # got woken up last night . # Sort of somebody's put the the road . # If somebody wanted to get out quickly # and couldn't # and they went to the wrong door and said is this car anything # Because say Gail and Keith go got woken up at three o'clock in the morning # and said # is that your car outside ? # Yeah . # No , but you know what I mean ? # It'll be unfortunate for the couple that , whoever got woken up # Cos you dunno what Alan might have done . # You dunno what Alan might have done . # If that car was there and # Yeah . # Mm . # Yeah . # Well I say some let's say Sandra wanted to get out # and couldn't and can't # Right ? # And she should be able to . # No , I don't mean that Sandra , I meant this one ! # Right ? # Let's just say she couldn't out # and she went to Claire and George tonight # and said is anybody staying with you ? # That would do it wouldn't it ? # I know as we I was there when she # Is there any one in ? # Yeah , that's what I meant . # any policemen isn't she ? # The lodger , policeman . # Linda . # A nice one . # Yeah . # Yeah . #