# They said record everything . # Otherwise we will come and see how bad it is . # I shall be . # Is forty three okay ? . # Mark will he be first to finish ? # He can go and he'll be third . # That's right . # Is he ? # Why ? # all mine I suppose . # She and erm the children . # And he dreams about a . # You'll be coming round nan's then will you ? # She'll have to go to town near Dudley . # Well the forecast says it's gonna be rough ! # In the north of Wales that's in snow and blizzards all day ! # They said that or two . # And what about Tuesday ? # Then we got you know ,next Tuesday . # Stroll on ! # How's your fingers ? # It will be for a bit love . # How do you cut your fingers in your cupboard ? # . # Always does # Not the finger . # Ooh dear ! # But when we got married but when we started to we went to we did our shopping in there . # There was a a nice furniture shop in and there was a nice hardware stores . # Didn't belong to the same people But they did an awful lot of trade . # You know , market days and . # And we got our furniture furniture in this place and there's a story in this one . # So we to the hardware shop and we bought some mats and dishes and God knows what ! # And we bought a Then a , don't seem to have heard of in a kitchen . # And we bought this extra and then went better side of the bed . # And as time went on course I'd got no experience of house cleaning boots and managing , or anything like that ! # Cos we had this mat there a long time and I think we picked . # But it was a beauty ! # Pretty one , you know , a nice one . # And I didn't know what to do with the thing ! # .I didn't know what to do with it dad ! # No experience of ever anybody doing it . # Can't think to ask . # So it's up in my bedroom during the summer scrubbing . # So I put it up and I gave to like that , I went put them in the water ! # Like this ! # But the , it was hot ! # And to dry that one and , and that came up like pretty . # And that one . # Mm . # And there was no nylon around in those days . # Mm ? # Or else # your way . # She could . # there'll be never be any other too young for her now . # That's why I couldn't keep my eyes ! # Mm . # Mm , she could it rent # Oh God , it's her bloody Honda ! # ! # Oh . # They used to be like that . # They # No , you go in the box . # Ah ? # Mm . # So , if you'd like to come down and have conversation ? # Why ? # It's the back , the connection , from here to the brain . # No , there's just something that not him here isn't connected to the brain properly . # That's there's something wrong . # They've done it ! # .There's some connection . # And they're going to find out what it is that the doctor said . # . # Er # To , get it then ! # Go get it . # But er How much did you pay for that black one ? # Mm . # How do you learn to make a waistcoat out of it ? . # I like that coat , . # Cos I'm fed up of stuff going all bubbly ! # I know ! # Mm ? # Have you done the painting you done ? # He relies on . # They can pay redundancy in the end , couldn't do that ? # Pay redundancy . # I'll try . # I don't know , cos she's going to a friend's for . # doing tomorrow . # She wants a day in bed ,she , breakfast in bed today . # What ? # She just wants to be in bed for a day . # Put that in jar ! # God ! # I think that's horrible ! # Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . # Has she ? # Yes we'll go round to the to get Don't know what's the matter . # . # Mm ? # No ! # Not dow , not down here anyway . # Says on the picture it will come to North Wales , but I doubt it . # We shall be a bit cold for that reason no doubt . # Are they ? # I see them seven pound ! # ? # You get for them . # Oh , she's gone ! # Oh . # Mm mm . # And they're all tearing round , look at this ! # Dustbin lorry had it ! # They'll be all these visitors campaigning for the election now ! # Be telling them then to grow up in er Westminster . # Not act like a bunch of kids ! # They'll soon be potato picking . # Cabbages nearly gone . # Yeah . # Starting to be the growing . # The grass is green # isn't it ? # Mm . # Mm . # I wonder why Cockney won't let you pick # their own fruit ? # Yes , but it's against the law isn't it ? # And you can report him for that ! # No . # Mm ! # Cos everybody's fruit must be in the same way . # Those daffs have gone pale , haven't they ? # They're always dark brown ! # No . # Weights and Measures is it ? # Well , stand in a Fair Trading Officer ! # No . # Is it ? # Different place altogether ! # He's in Pembroke # Not Millford not . # There's one for the area . # And the next time you go in he'll have bloody rubbish ! # I'll bet you ! # He don't care ! # Cos it's a market ! # That's down there innit ? # The yellow thing , that's Steve's ! # I'm sure it was them . # Well I don't know what they're doing ! # It could be outside somebody's house . # Oh God market day today . # I aren't going to get down there ! # I don't think ! # About the nearest . # Yep . # Right , I shan't be long ! # Into battle ! # I wouldn't give a damn ! # I already have . # Oh my God , wait a minute ! # She got her silk coat done ! # No , you're not going anyway ! # I shall let you know . # Can I bring these back ? # I bought them yesterday ! # All three of them ! # They're all , urgh ! # Please . # . # Yeah , thanks ! # Ta ! # Sorry ! # Mm mm mm mm . # Sorry about that love ! # I said the thing is that I pay sixty pence for five well I said it costs me another sixty pence to come and change them ! # And er he said well they are going off he said , but then # the girls haven't the time to go through them ! # Yeah . # Anywhere else down here you'd like to go ? # I went and fetched them off the sheet counter . # I've come to change them ! # There was three girls with the sheets ! # I said I'd like to change these please . # I said I bought them yesterday and # they've gone off ! # Well # Cos that's the bag o , that's rotting isn't it ? # They don't open them ! # Anything down here ? # And call in anywhere ? # Have a mooch ? # Good God ! # Looking for a silk # sa , silk . # Mm . # Nothing down here ? # Books . # Go home . # I don't know where else you can go and look for nice fresh fruit . # There is no fresh fruit about ! # Yeah , but a lot of that's packed ! # Mm . # Cor little-un sitting up , sleeping like that ! # Ha ha ha mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Mm . # Woogh Everybody looks cold don't they ? # Yeah . # By the Post Office . # Well he still lives in Eaking but it he's got a shop up by the Post Office . # Got a lot of stuff in there ! # Nothing ! # I don't think he does too much in the furniture ! # Unless she's got an upstairs . # Maybe I haven't noticed the stairs there . # We never went upstairs . # One room . # No , because that was by the Electric Board ! # Electric . # They're paying their bills , they're but there's nothing in there ! # It's one # great big room empty ! # I don't know ! # Didn't look ! # Jehovah's ! # Ha , ha , ha , now look at this woman ! # Never looked my way ! # And if you run her down , it's your bloody fault ! # Here's another one look ! # Look ! # Never looks your way ! # No place to park ! # Here . # He's in there ! # But I don't think he's got an upstairs ! # I dunno . # And that's all . # Dental surgeon there now ! # It used to be a bloody do-it-yourself shop ! # Oh ! # All sorts of many stuff in there ! # Lovely shop in there ! # Oh oh ! # This is one . # They're a bloody pest these kids ! # Bikes are dangerous things aren't they ? # Yeah , well that's it ! # They whip # in and out and in and out , till # you don't know where they are ! # Mm . # Look at the potatoes over there ! # Under plastic . # Look at these ! # Cheatering putting a new label up ! # Ahh Oh God , there's scaffolding all around here now ! # I wonder , perhaps it will be a little glass house ? # I'd say the band , but there isn't room in it ! # For the band to sit is there ? # Hello David ! # It's like a shelter . # There's a marina down in the docks ! # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Very strange ! # Aha . # Well this blue van is Parry and Blockwell the garage ! # This digging was here . # Weren't it ? # Well I'd have thought I dunno ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # Hoh ell ! # Let's go home ! # Is there Internationals on today ? # Football ? # I know . # Oh it's Friday ! # I keep thinking it's Saturday ! # No , there's is there ? # Trying to hold it together ! # Oh ! # A lot of houses for sale !isn't there ? # They're building more for council houses . # Council tenants . # Homeless families . # Well they could , but they won't ! # Cos the people want too much for them ! # Anything going on up here ? # Yep all looks quiet . # Bet that's getting damp ! # And it seems to be in a hole don't it ? # It's down it's below the road as # well ! # I bet he's sorry he started them ! # Yeah . # That's right . # Be nice when you'll be able to go and pick your own strawberries again ! # Be nice when you can go and pick your own strawberries again ! # These daffs ave come out . # Mm ahhh # It's sleety ooking on the window look ! # You watch the rain hitting the windows , it's like sleet ! # Yeah ! # Didn't see it . # No . # Can't see a mountain from here , we're on the top ! # Oh ! # We ought to have bought some knitting wool . # We ought to have bought some knitting wool . # And done something . # Well never mind , you got trousers to shorten . # Well you might as well do it and press the two together . # Ey ou got two to shorten now ! # Oh God ! # Sally says that cardigan that I knit , that black one , she said tha i , it's lovely to wear she said ! # It's heavy ! # And it doesn't stretch and it er er er it looks , it feels good she says ! # Aha ! # You know that black one ? # She wore it # with those black trousers ? # The cotton . # It's lovely stuff to wear ! # I said how much is it ? # One eighty a ball she said ! # I said I was thinking of making a waistcoat or something out of one . # And she said it doesn't go bubbly . # The only , if anything it might shrink a little . # Not much . # Yeah . # She boils hers and all ! # All the white one . # Bleaches them and all ! # Yeah . # So I might make a waistcoat . # A white one . # For the summer . # Not too far , but it's not bad ! # Mm . # Look at him strutting along ! # Is the wind blowing in do you think ? # Look at these houses ! # Yeah . # I can't stand creepers on the walls ! # I'm afraid it brings the caterpillars in ! # I dunno . # That's why I can't do it . # There's house , we've just passed it now on the and it's er a Montana Clematis . # Well it's at , it's all in the bloody attic ! # It's everywhere ! # Oh God , I couldn't have it ! # Gives me the creeps ! # That's what I'd be scared of otherwise I'd put one . # That's it ! # Mhm . # Mm mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Ooh ! # Now it's starting . # Come in the afternoon . # Oh oh ! # And they'll be looking for not for me # I don't expect ! # Ooh that's better ! # Get in the corner ! # Watch your wires ! # Go on ! # Come on ! # Right . # That's it ! # Do you think we're gonna have snow ? # I hope not ! # Not , then yeah . . # . # Oh I don't know ! # I don't know ! # How much ? # You've had the two . # I think , yep . # So what they gonna build behind you , another garage ? # Is it ? # Be alright won't it ? # Could be you extending ?other shop do you think ? # What shop's down there ? # Yeah but how many , how many times has it been a shop ? # You don't seem to ge , er often does it ? # Yeah . # So you wanna extend this back , this is in the right place this ! # Cos it people come off the sites or go to the corner shop , don't cross the road . # Yeah , you'd have your pull in as well ! # Go on think about it ! # Well this is it ? # Oh the the car people , it used to be ! # Oh ! # If it was you see , they'd be quick enough coming to tell you ! # Ey Right tara Thanks ! # the parents' fault ! # He'll always , always , always do that ! # You ! # Always ! # Well I'll . # No ! # Well you won't have bloody ! # well the thing is # whatever they do to it now it's going to last for # two years innit ? # Who has ? # You can look after it now ! # You've had your money's worth out of the new stuff # then ! # That one . # Out here , in a minute . # He's catching trout and he's # I said , well he said , it's two bridges . # How long is it ? # No . # I've tried brains . # She were you know , shaped in rings ! # And she eat she eat it ! # Oh ! # No ! # Did Ricky do this ? # Fourteen forty # One hundred and eighty five ? # Is that ? # It's a marvellous thing ! # And now they're telling you , you got the video aren't they ? # . # If you got . # ! # But the thing is , if you fall out of bed you ain't gonna sleep ! # don't say nothing about it ! # Yes . # . # For running people's ? # You get twenty five percent off . # What about after sales service ? # And I # Yeah , well mum's telly eleven . # And they said to her now , not to insure it . # When it's gone , it's now . # I'm them over . # And sure it was . # It's like I've got nothing to do ! # The . # We've asked them to try . # They're here to celebrate the . # Where's the # after sales service come from ? # . # I'll never know ! # I don't want that ! # That's # Yeah , and that's nice ! # Never heard of it ! # Or round ? # on the Monday . # You can look ! # That one's a daisy ! # Innit beautiful ! # Well that's # Yeah . # Unless you . # Which is the smaller any more . # Well mine and nana's isn't teletext . # You can do it ? # Oh ! # No , you let him show me alright ? # Yeah , alright then I won't move yet # Where do I keep # Mm . # But he does to me ! # Oh right ! # Well I'm # put down . # Yeah , well Ah but I walked through u # Right ! # will it ? # Yeah . # Yes . # Well actually he didn't , but he says # They're going to clear themselves aren't they ? # Well that's right ! # I say we did have it done . # All your profit's gone ! # Yeah . # Mm . # Jump down then Phillip ! # Do they ? # They can complain to the Tourist Board . # You can . # They don't belong there . # Mm . # No , but these caravans # I don't know , is it here or over there ? . # Yeah . # Mm . # So what would you have to do now then ? # Take your caravan off ? # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # # There's been nothing done ! # pain ! # , was you was down here when I washed the caravan ? # Will we have hot water ? # Don't say no , cos I'm going home ! # That's right . # Oh my God now ! # Yeah . # Yeah , cos we saw one in that # kitchen . # Yeah . # But if something went wrong then do you ? # It would ? # Yes , old age pensioners they were ! # Well that # We came down to wash the caravan # And on the windows was the had all been serviced . # And that blue thing now has gone on since ! # Tha , with red signs of all , across it ! # Now , we were washing # washing the caravan on the Sunday # and people were to come in here on the Tuesday . # A bus load er a four , three or four bus loads from # Lancashire or North of England somewhere . # Three or four bus three or four bus loads of . # Pensioners ! # That's what they told us ! # Cos I said there's no way I'd sleep in it myself ! # Cos it was too damp ! # You'll see a bus up there won't you ? # Last week , cos I had to get it all ! # I had to have the bedding in here . # We must have the caravan finished ! # When we to # We only had this at the end of the # summer . # And we've had trouble with it # all the time ! # Mm . # Mm . # That's right . . # Oh , well I don't know what to do ! # Cos they have got these records will have these records . # But , no # not this week . # So we shall lose our insurance ? # A man and a woman . # They've just gone out . # After you came . # Well they've had to move the caravan ! # Ay # Now we . # No . # Nothing ! # We knew that they were testing them , and checking it over and bringing it up to standard , but we didn't know anything about it other than that ! # Well it wasn't me anyway , I don't know ! # Oh Mark'll be fuming that's for sure ! # No . # Well I don't know what to do now ? # Do you ? # what you said to me . # Even in the fire ? # He didn't know . # He doesn't know , he's the only one I can think of . # He says he doesn't know ! # It's nothing to do with him ! # But he said there is a gang going round , and some are putting the chimneys on and the others are going in and doing the flues . # And he said , it looks as though they've put the chimney on and found that the flue is the ba the boiler's in the bathroom , so they've had to come down here . # Said because it shouldn't have a chimney on it ! # But he said , I don't know it's no , nothing to do with me ! # It's the # Bri it's the British Gas that's doing it ! # But he said , I would do it because I know , I've worked for the Gas board ! # I would know how to handle it . # I said , well there's one thing certain , I can't ! # Taking names and addresses who'll back her up ! # Blimey ! # And she said and he said , well they told didn't they ? # Got three bus loads , three or four bus loads of people ! # She said , they hadn't ! # She said ! # We haven't had anybody have we ? # We let him out . # Mark'll go bananas I expect ! # Ooh , more than that ! # The caravan's been cleaned ! # They're not washing the curtains , they're putting new ones in ! # No , they're not ! # Danny's paid for new curtains to go up ! # No ! # No , cos they're doing it ! # Yes yes , they're not opening till next week are they ? # Next week , is it warmer ? # So next time you come down it will be open and then you'll be able to go . # I think ours and all will be going home . # Going home minute of the day ! # No I bloody haven't ! # I kept the ! # And that woman ! ! # Gees I was shocked ! # Brand new ! # She owned it ! # Mm , yeah she had a with her ! # And I couldn't wait you see . # Well I'd have had it all on tape ! # Have you gotta ? # Have you ? # No , you'll have to get in touch . # I'll just pack things all up shall I ? # Emeralds are they ? # Yeah , and a ruby on the other ! # You found the good bit ! # Mm . # No . # Let Danny do it . # I don't know ! # Who # was it ? # So what did she say to you when she went ? # This woman and man . # Yeah , she was a bit ! # She's looking for somebody to back her up ! # And that's why I cannot get involved . # But we're gonna do it and she says she hadn't as yet ! # That's what she said . # . # I don't think she said she's doing extra ! # She says you'll have the bill for this ! # A man just stated it ! # That we're taking responsibility we'll be moving out ! # We won't get paid for it ! # We wanted to charge them ! # Their only parking ! # I see us having to # last year . # And only letting it to friends and I suggest # their grandson . # Oh ! # Yes ? # Had the cleaner gone in it ? # I don't think so , no . # Because er , I've seen it and dirty and that . # And they're bloody cooker's filthy ! # It's true ! # I have seen it . # I don't think it's really clean , and they charge you for it ! # Mm . # As he says it , it's the biggest holiday # company in Britain and he said er , they just keep under their # legal limit ! # He said . # You can't get them to admit that . # She said thought , she'll only only let it out about six or eight times through the year ! # Well they haven't got total control over letting it ! # No . # Perhaps they'll go . # Ah a good ! # Oh she's left her dolly in there ! # Dunno , . # I dunno ! # Mark . # This is the caravan here . # Sally will take it off , Mark's . # I don't know what this is . # I know she bought any there's her roller skates ! # Oh well , I'm off ! # I know , he was going into the office ! # Why ? # Perhaps he's gone to shops ? # I don't know which way he's gone then . # erm No . # ? # Dunno ! # Perhaps you ought to look for a phoney . # I dunno ! # Yes . # But what if # Silly isn't he ! # What about her doll and things ? # I'll bring everything home if I'm going home . # Tara # She said they're getting money for nothing ! # Hey ? # Now we'll go and find mum . # I can't remember , the man he said . # Ooh ! # Oh !and all do you think ? # Yeah , a Walkman . # It's recording everything . # You put the headphones on and you can listen to your choir ! # Which is far easier than the one you were using . # Well yeah , it's taping your voice ! # Yes , well they're listening for slang ! # Oh my God ! # I said to her check the phone boxes and Penny's in there phoning Danny and , and bloody Lorna ! # Mm . # And down there # phoning them . # He does sound , that woman ! # Can't understand her ! # She's out ! # She's in piling a bloody list ! # And she's got it down where do # you come from ? # Your name ? # I wouldn't say that , I'd have said , she's a landlady . # And this is extra . # And her her bed and breakfast is # bed and breakfast is er paying keeping this caravan . # And it's not # Well I feel he's # Mm . # Mm . # She said they've had they've had a couple of days out here trekking , trying to catch people ! # He she's looking for tenants ! # How , I did you find it clean ? # You know , are you happy with er arrangements # then ? # What did you think of cleanliness and # And then perhaps she'll take their names and addresses ! # And the date see , Mrs so and so was in that caravan on such and such date ! # If ever it came to court ! # Cos he said somebody's got to bring them down ! # And he said , we're disgusted with our caravan ! # Well that's what I would say about this if this was new I wouldn't let people go in ! # But she said they've let it to people and they've just wrecked the inside of it ! # Everything she said ! # It's a total mess ! # And it's a brand new last July we've had it , she said ! # And it's filthy ! # And how did she put salt round ? # Because this is a hell of a lot damper today than what it was when I had the salt about you . # Course not ! # But she yes , she told me that in all , in the shop . # In the reception . # She said , put it # down . # Yeah but it attracts the # water in # the air , into the salt ! # Well it's only now it feels like this ! # It was not like this when we were down here washing it . # Mm . # It's collected the water . # So how else do you keep it dry ? # She said , straight to me now ! # I said that caravan is soaking wet , I said ! # The mattresses ! # And she said er well it does take time for them to dry out doesn't it , she said ? # But I , there was people in it last week ! # Yes I know , she said ! # I said well there's no way I # There's no way I'd of slept in it , I said and not I wouldn't of done it ! # Let alone , old age pensioners , I said ! # Go in that end bedroom and feel the bed ! # That was an old farmer's caravan weren't # it ? # who won the bloody war ,roof up weren't it ! # Mm . # Ah ! # And you # Yeah , we had to walk across the bloody fields for water ! # And milk . # Well who's caravan was it ? # Yes I know ! # Perhaps that's where Aunty Ginnie got her # bug from ! # Did you tell them that in the farm . # Oh he's walking back home in temper now ! # And now you're on the staff ! # Oh shush here's # somebody ! # No , he's got another one ! # No . # Yes . # They haven't been here ! # There's been nobody here ! # Come and have a look ! # Cos everything is , as I left it ! # Somebody else been here , . # This water heater is not to be used as it failed to reach the er oh well I now ! # Wait , and I'll go and find out ! # That's for the bed er television and the microwave . # This and the water heater . # Look at him with the bloody roll in the window ! # People had been in ! # They're overflowing with bookings for the summer ! # Yeah , cos they could have three times as many caravans ! # By June they'd let them go ! # They're overflowing with them ! # No . # Somebody comes quick and wants the caravan they're supposed to be there ready ! # Oh ! # Is it the sun or is it this heater ? # You can just see # the sun ! # Oh , and he's taking Tarzan for a walk ! # Is that Sally ? . # it's somebody else ! # Right ! # Go and see her ! # Ha ? # What do you think , ? # Now erm Mrs and I down the caravan park . # But people were in last week ! # What ? # Cos I came down ! # And I cos I was amazed they told me about this salt rubbish ! # So I did it and bowls are full of water ! # I was shocked ! # And then , I thought well I gosh this caravan isn't is it because the salt had gone ? # Anyway there's er there's no ! # There's no television in there ! # There's and there's a big sign on the water heater it's not to be used ! # And I said we are going back home ! # Yeah . # Yes , and I will from the . # Yeah . # And I said there's a # down there now . # She said she's trying to find it . # Going in the shop first . # I'll go down there first . # To tell them not to mess about with that water heater ! # Ohhh She didn't know ! # I said well when I was here last that sign wasn't on the thing then ! # Don't forget ! # Is that the door key ? # Who's in the toilet ? # He's gone in there . # I'll take those out the window . # What ? # Co they're coming down now . # Er I said , that the sign on the washing thing washing thing wasn't there last . # Darren put the microwave into store . # And the telly is in store , and they'll be bringing that right now . # Right , what about the what about the water heater ? # No , darling , because it just stays there . # She said , she didn't know but she getting somebody down here now ! # Yes . # Right ! # Well I don't know because they've put new flues and everything on these fires . # I don't know ! # And she's getting somebody down now ! # So I haven't been to the shop yet . # Yeah ! # She doesn't understand it herself ! # I said we were here doing the caravan , it wasn't there then ! # Somebody's been in ! # Somebody did , they was there was two people in here last week ! # Yeah . # Two old age pensioners . # Yeah ! # Two old age pensioners ! # I don't know ! # But that's what she told me ! # No , it isn't ! # , what's on the bloody thing there ? # The bur , the blue thing ? # Can you read it from the inside ? # I'll go outside # and see it . # Well it's up to them put it right ! # Oh we'll wonder shall we ! # I can't do any more than that ! # No ! # No . # light it ! # What if it blows ? # And I'll touch it later when let them do it ! # Ah ? # That lights working . # She said it's electric and gas . # I said , yes , we've lit the fire in the bedroom ! # And I said I put the fridge on . # bulbs are . # And I said when we went in , I went in to show Mark now , but I said I can , you can do it myself . # I was going in I was gonna ask somebody to come down and show us how to light the boiler . # And I said there's a big blue sign across it , not to use it ! # Do not use ! # I said to her ,that ! # I said well it's there , I said ! # And we haven't touched the ! # Still wobbly innit ? # Not long , why ? # The night # Darren put the microwave into store ! ! # Switched off . # That's it ! # It was in store ! # So it's at home ? # Put it in store , so he's finding another ! # Right ! # No it doesn't matter ! # I'm gonna fetch my mother in ! # Right ! # Are you coming to sit in ? # I don't know where , when they'll come ! # We'll have to ! # We'll have to get your bags all in there if we're not stopping , we can't stop ! # There's a great big thing on the front go home ! # .Leave your bag in the car mum . # . # What ? # All in there . # Plenty of room for the chair . # Well I shall make the beds anyway . # Why don't you ? # Ah shut up for half an hour now will you ? # Erm # The gas is on ! # But without that heater they've got no hot water , no nothing ! # Have they ? # So how could they let it out to # Old age pensioners ? # But it wasn't here ! # It wasn't on then ! # But all were these were ta er all these were tested . # Well Dave's done it ! # Before we came down here to clean the caravan . # Cos the man said to me , look you've got a new flue on ! # And that one over there has as well ! # The blue one was on saying it had been tested ! # No . # Well I come down # the week after that . # There's a on then ! # Those pretty earrings you got ! # Mm . # look at your new jumper now . # Has anybody # Sally you're windows , I can't open ! # Here comes . # What ? # Inside ? # Oh well ! # I nearly trod on your fingers then didn't I ? # Did I ? # Mm mm mm . # Oh dear ! # Let her bloody , it's not cold ! # I know cold ! # Ooh ! # And then ! # Oh you haven't been your wearing your glasses ! # A bird on the roof ! # Walking about . # Here he comes ! # . # Off this bed in here . # Playing on the roof again . # He should do ! # Haven't played the what ? # After ! # Later ! # Yeah , we have , I've gotta wait for the man to come ! # I know , no hot water ! # No . # then going to the shop . # Are you going # We're collecting now , wait ! # Did you get one ? # So you're going up ? # Well you can come back and I'll tell you what happens ! # So as I can take her for a ride and back . # I don't know ! # I've got to wait for the man ! # nappy ! # Just seeing why the water heater isn't working ! # It isn't working ! # In the bathroom ! # Once upon a time ! # I know , there's no crowd about ! # Now's the time to learn # innit ? # Put a size of a on it ! # You gotta put your shoes on ! # Put your shoes on , quick ! # Outside . # Your shoes ! # Not inside ! # Get them on ! # Yes ! # They're your snow boots aren't they ? # Are they snow boots ? # Mountain climbers ! # Oh weh # Yeah ! # And Mark , definite cos it's on the papers , it's on the books ! # We asked them . # That's why ask what time of year ! # This is , God , a bloody afternoon wasted ! # Damn thing's gonna be a bloody pest ! # It will go ! # No , it all comes out at the end of the summer , see . # Yeah . # It's all laid out . # Ha QQ ho ha . # Are the at the back any different is it ? # Mhm . # Look at her , going on down the road ! # Roller skates . # Oh ! # She'll never get her to go like that cos her legs are too stiff ! # Making harder work ! # Making harder work for herself ! # She's come off ! # They're walking . # Fire , the vent . # No . # I own them . # Come in . # Well come in ! # I don't really know much about this cos my son does it all . # Hiya # Yeah ! # Erm I don't really know much about it this is our first spring , you see ? # Oh ! # Get tho get those stools out . # Not brand new ! # It was new to us ! # Yeah . # Yeah . # No . # Why ? # Yeah . # Yeah . # Mm . # Ah know # we've stated # Well we came # We came down my son came down here month and he and er , put red lead all underneath it . # You know the ? # Following Sunday I came down to wash it and polish it and now we've got blue stickers in the bathroom the heater ! # And the # And they know it ! # So we did and we've # heard no more about it ! # Well there's a great # On the Sunday we were here # that blue thing was on the window ! # But now it's got red across it , failed ! # And that wasn't there . # I don't know ! # Didn't know anything about it ! # was er absolutely # Three years , or two years , I dunno ! # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm ! # No . # Yeah . # Well two weeks ago # Last week there was people in here ! # So how could that water be like it is ? # Cos you can't use it ! # There is no hot water ! # I tell you ! # Well I # No it's # He said he'd be one of the first . # He's putting the flues on and he hasn't come down to check it so if he's down here I'm gonna bloody tell him . # Yeah . # And still they've condemned it . # Yes , it's surely their van . # And other flues all down along there . # All on the grass see ? # It's coming out of here . # This bloke , he said . # One of them goes round putting the chimneys on and the other checks the flue . # So I'll tell him that the fire will be on . # There's some in the van there . # Having their dinner . # Yeah . # Perhaps they've been in and done it now . # bloody thing . # And the first booking for the caravan , she just said it again . # I've got it on my tape is th the twenty first of March . # When the first comes in . # On the twenty first of March . # Third did he ?the first which was the Sunday and he had to get it ready because they were coming in on the Tuesday , on the third . # That's why there was such a mad panic to get it done on the Sunday the last day before So why are the mattresses back there getting bloody damp ? # Oh I forgot to give him them . # Mark isn't coming over to pick the car up . # He doesn't want to . # He's enjoying his break . # Mark loves it . # Loves being on his own . # What the bloody hell is that ? # Montrose twenty eight . # R twelve . # It's the key of somebody's caravan but it's not ours . # I'll go and try these in the door now cos this is ours . # Look at that old thing squat on the roof . # It is . # But they've got the bloody labels mixed up by the look of it . # Yeah I'm gonna try the both . # That is it . # Well what the hell is that ? # Montrose , twenty eight . # R twelve and that one's J twelve . # this is . # one . # Well who's are these ? # Mark . # It's nothing , these aren't nothing to do with Mark . # They belong in the . # Yes . # This is a caravan smell and Mrs 's clothes used to stink by it . # Oh I don't believe this ! # Couldn't be bothered to shop . # I'll give them all to Mark . # And then I'll go up the shop and get some , I'll need a couple of boxes . # Where's the microwave ? # Ooh god . # No paper . # I've gotta have er paper to leave messages . # I was gonna ask Mark for a pen . # A big note . # So that I can say the fire's burning . # Yeah but I want it for the men that's going to alter the gas . # For signs . # I'm gonna put one in there one on the kitchen # and one by the fire . # Yeah . # Then all the doors should be open see . # See if they leave the doors open it's not too bad . # Oh well . # Feel this and feel those beds in there . # His home . # No that's wet . # Yes it's wet . # Yeah them all . # Well I'm just gonna get the paper and that's it . # Eh ? # Yeah . # any toilet paper . # No paper or Haven't got pens there . # No pens . # No tissues . # Any tissues ? # Erm # Let's go down the toilet , see if it's open . # No wait a minute . # No wait a minute . # disconnected the gas , took that bloody old heater off , connected it up somewhere else and whatever they're gonna do and then the gas is coming through a fire . # Mhm . # Oh it'd be better for him to put that fire on at night time and go over in the morning and switch it off . # Have to . # And if he's gonna walk to Tenby they could be starting when he's in Tenby . # Well Sally'll go with him . # Yeah ? # If those men wasn't going there I would say right , put the gas fire on . # Put it on low and leave it the night and day cos it was left on for a week once wasn't it ? # Dunno Oh nan he says , get Mark # Mm ? # Well you either put one bar on or the lot is on or it's very dim like this is low and you can't see it at all . # There is heat . # But you can't see it . # Well Danny says get Mark and bung them in the bloody car and bring it home . # Well we could put it in the spare bedroom . # Put it up against the radiator . # Mm . # Well I dunno . # You don't have to . # Have a drink and it disappears . # Oh I dunno # And this is Marks and Spencers ? # Mm . # Well I suppose he could . # Well I wouldn't bloody . # No way . # Dunno . # Belongs to the caravan # Because that is the mattress for the bed that folds away in the sitting room . # Right ? # It is . # Cloth . # Yeah . # It's a cloth cover on it . # It's foam . # Yes . # Because it's wet and it's damp . # It isn't plastic , it's foam ! # Oh god , yes . # What ? # Mm ? # Well I've put the big one in but I know that the rest wouldn't go in . # But then the little bedroom wasn't so didn't seem so damp . # Mm . # Mm . # Fog gets in . # Course it does . # All caravans are like that . # But you've got to have those caravan , those vents because the van is so small and you've got gas supplied . # It's rules and regulations . # If you've got a gas fire in # They done it . # Because they put it back there for these people that was coming in . # We don't know . # Do we ? # Well alright . # Perhaps the man was working part-time . # Perhaps he never noticed the . # Perhaps the people were in the van and found the beds wet and said well we can't sleep here and they slept in the sit with the fire on . # I dunno . # It could have been . # cos there was only two here . # Eh ? # That's right . # Shut the lights . # You don't know . # So you can't swear to that then . # You can't , no . # And then again alright , the fire was condemned on the sixth . # Well those people were only there from Tuesday to Friday . # And the sixth was a Friday . # So it could have been condemned as they were going . # Neither have I . # That's why I # Yeah . # Well their girls have gotta sleep in them . # Well then you might as well push that little thing in as well mightn't you ? # But Mark won't be there when you take them back . # Mm . # Mhm yeah , I could take them back Friday . # How am I gonna get them in the van ? # In , back into the caravan . # On me own . # It's a double mattress , a double bedded mattress . # I can't bloody lift that . # So the only thing that I would suggest is to # Unless we went over the same day that Susan went over . # And kept the mattresses till Susan goes . # But the understanding is that like Mark has got the caravan this week . # But if they had a booking to go into it , Mark's gotta get out . # Well I dunno . # I dunno . # It's like fighting a losing battle isn't it ? # If someone else # I wouldn't worry at all . # I wouldn't hesitate . # Mm . # If those men were not working on the gas I would go over there now , and I'd switch the fire and I'd leave it on . # Yes . # Mark won't be there to see to it ? # Because how does M Mark know ? # Mark right , he's got up this morning and he's gone to Tenby . # And he's gone to look around Tenby . # While he's gone those men have gone in there . # That's what I mean . # He can't be standing there watching the bloody thing all the time . # Well they've got to haven't they ? # To disconnect the gas . # Gas . # A gas water heater ! # They've gotta disconnect the gas to get the water heater off the wall . # And fix it to the # Oh you don't understand ! # In the meantime the men have took the water heater off the wall . # They've put it from that wall , and they've stuck it on to this wall . # Oh let's connect it up see if it works . # Now in the meantime there's gas seeping through that fire there with no light . # So you've blown your caravan . # Well no . # Cos Mark's going in one , Sally's going in the other . # No . # That's what I says . # If those men wasn't working there I wouldn't hesitate . # The fire would go on and I'd leave it on low # and the atmosphere would warm up right through the caravan . # But I'd hump them into the sitting room . # If those men came there on Tuesday # and done their work and Mark rang me here and said , on Tuesday the caravan's great now , the fires are alright . # I'd go straight over there and switch the fires on . # Well I'd even tell him to go down only he ain't got the keys . # the only thing again that I'm thinking of what if we gets them out of the caravan and we gets them into the car and we're getting them in and out here and then we gets them back into the car to take them back over and in to the caravan , what if we rip the bloody things ? # Mm . # Mm . # Then she turned round and she said , I said to her those beds are soaking , I said . # There's nobody can sleep in those . # Yes , she said but er when I went down there to check after you'd gone , she said erm yours was erm the driest of them sort of thing . # And I said # I said then well I said from the time now , I said there is nobody I said , can sleep on those mattresses . # No she said , it does take a while for caravans to dry out . # So in other words you don't go to the caravan . # . Let it be their responsibility , they put them in there . # Well Mark's going in at his own risk , see ? # So ? # I'm talking about the mattresses . # The caravan ! # Well that subject's gone ! # I'm saying that Park , what the woman said that she went down to check the vans last summer # end of last summer . # And to see that the salt was there and the mattresses were up and that was great . # And she went down to check in the winter time and she said your van was really dry . # Well then they then they went and put the mattresses back in their places . # Now the mattresses are soaking . # And I said there's nobody can go and sleep on those mattresses . # And she said well it does take a time for the vans to dry out . # So whoever goes there , to anybody's van , that's what they're getting . # I think we'd have to ring them up and let them know what we're doing . # Not really . # Don't think so . # Not # What ? # Don't know . # And another thing , I didn't even look in Mark's room . # Was there pillows and blankets and quilts in his caravan ? # I didn't look . # Dunno . # Oh well Well I dunno I think I'll go and wash me hair . # It's desperate for it . # Is it ? # What ? # Well you can have one . # Good god , you can have one now if you want it . # I hope you know I'd er see he'll have to put the back seat of the car down into a van . # Shit I'm afraid in case those mattresses rip . # Because they're so thin . # It's not that I'm afraid of a patch . # The beds , the big beds are . # The small beds aren't . # Well you can get erm two foot bunk beds nan . # But they're not spring mattresses . # Although what's on the bed is nice mattresses . # Yes . # He won't eat it . # Well the thing is he doesn't have a dinner every day of the week . # And then he looks forward to the weekends and that . # Look at the ruddy traffic . # Oh the lights have come higher up now . # The lights have been moved up the road . # Where ? # Yeah . # Still , net curtains on them . # When you've net curtains on them . # Mm ? # Mm . # Oh god . # Now I need the key . # Gonna need the key for this . # the west end of London . # East end then . # East end . # No . # I don't think that the pub is open the cafs aren't open the amusements aren't open . # No . # All locked up and in darkness . # We went there , had a look . # Dunno . # When he asked me when they opened . # I don't know I said . # And what time do they shut ? # And I said I don't know but I said I shouldn't think it would be too late . # I dunno . # And er # Well I dunno . # I left it there and then went down the caravan . # When we come back he'd got the dishes all ready for me . # No the dishes . # Mm ? # She gave me a key . # She told me here's your keys now she said because you've lost a set . # Well why didn't you tell me ? # You told me they'd got a set of keys . # So she give me a set of keys . # And erm I give them to Mark . # And I told him I want them back , don't take them to the office . # I went in there again and I told her that you'd rung and some Angela from sales Andrea , we haven't got an Andrea she said . # So she said somebody else it could have been . # I said I don't know I said . # No . # But erm she said she has said that we could do this and she said that's fine , she said . # As long as you don't as long as you don't put erm anything too near it . # And I said Mark's here so that he can switch it switch it off at nights . # So anyway while I was there Darren came in . # Is everything alright ? # He said . # Are all the jobs done ? # And I said well look I said , I've got to come because I said there's no way anybody I said I wouldn't do it myself , I wouldn't put anybody in those beds . # I said something's got to be done and it won't wait . # And I said I'm going to leave the fire on and er Mark's here and he'll switch it off at night . # That's alright she said . # Let's see she said ,th when's the first when's your first booking ? # Not until , I think she said April twenty first . # That's our first booking , paid booking . # Nothing about these ones that's already been in . # Susan is there she said the twenty first and I on the twenty first . # But she wouldn't be on their books like that would it ? # Yes . # Well perhaps she was talking about Sue then . # I don't know . # I didn't really stop to find out . # And er she said that'll be alright . # And Mark's there , I said he'll switch it off at night . # Fine she said , as long as there's nothing left too near the fire . # So I took the envelope off those tickets and I tore that up and wrote down and I stuck it in the water heater that the sitting room fire may be on , please check . # I put another one then on the draining board . # Cos if they're going to fix it round the sink , he doesn't know where they're gonna put it . # You know , while I was there Darren came in . # And he said er have all the jobs been done yet ? # And I said well no I said there's some water I said . # Mark's on holiday this week I said . # they've put him in another . # Oh that's right he said . # I heard something about this he said , er I was on holidays all last week he said but erm it's bloody lies cos I saw him last week . # And he said erm yeah he said cos we've gotta pay this he said because it's all in the guarantee . # In the warranty . # And he came in and I said and the mirror on the dressing table isn't done . # You know and that's gone and I said feel these beds I said . # They're soaking wet . # And he felt them and he said they are a bit he said . # So I said well I Danny rang this morning and he got permission to put the fire on and put them , I'm going to move them all into the front and erm to air them up . # And I said there's no way anybody can sleep in there . # That's alright he said . # And he checked and then he went So I took the bags off the pillows in case they were sweating in the bags and I put them out on the seats . # I put the quilts all out on the seats . # And . # Because there's eight there's er seven , there's eight pillows then and # Yeah . # Mm ? # The girl in the coun the girl behind the counter , the little tiny one . # Small and # tiny . # Yes . # She said how's Danny then ? # And I said oh he's at home I said this week I said and that oh and she said well tell him to get over here and we'll sort him out . # I said eh I said when Danny comes in he'll sort you out . # And she laughed about it . # Darren said you know the girls in the were saying that you weren't well , how was you and one of these days . # I don't know what this is all for . # And he said will you be there ? # And I said well I don't know . # It depends now how er mm I don't know . # tea ? # Oh . # He made a mistake . # Terrible . # Mm . # Well Mark is quite contented where he is . # Ooh it's out of this world . # I mean you can't compare it can you ? # And the bedrooms ! # You can't compare it , it's the rolls royce of caravans . # That's , that Darren said oh aye , he's the one , he's in the maroon one he said . # He's in the rolls royce . # Top of the range he said . # Beautiful thing . # Good god there's a mirror in the sitting room as big as that wall . # You'll see it when you go over there . # Beautiful thing . # And I said I've bought a box of matches for him to go down and light this fire thinking you know he might need two or three matches at a time . # But er well I gave him a box of matches to go with him and I thought oh well he'll have plenty of matches then . # And I took them in , he says what do you buy them for ? # He said . # I've got loads of matches . # In this caravan everything's electronic . # Fridge , light switches ooh beautiful thing it is . # Ten times the price of ours I expect . # Good enough . # That's what I'm saying perhaps they must let it out though . # Why's Malcolm got it ? # I wouldn't . # I wouldn't # let it . # No . # He's right up by the wishing wheel well or whatever it is . # You know this reproduction furniture ? # And the little lead windows ? # That's got it all inside it . # And the shower hasn't got a curtain it's got a big black door . # No . # Quite a few people there today . # Whether it was the fine weather bringing them out or yesterday . # Eh ? # Mm . # I would do that next year . # Mm ? # I'd do that next year . # We never saw that old girl trudging round today . # And what is the make of it ? # And this woman said that she stated no animals . # But she said they tell you that and she said they tell you , it's on computer she said , but animals do go in the vans . # Mm I know , that's what she said . # I don't how she knows . # That's what they said though . # Mm . # Mm . # No . # Pillows . # Pillows . # She had to pay for eight pillows . # And she was so toffee-nosed as if they said the curtains . # Oh yes I'll have them c gotta have them done . # If I , if you wanted to go down there and scrub the van out , you go and scrub it out . # And I will next year . # What ? # Darren was there . # Yeah . # He come to see # Yeah , further down . # I even went , I was dying to go to the toilet so I thought oh I'll go down to the big er and I had no toilet paper so I'll go down to the big toilets and shower rooms . # They're all locked . # Everything's locked there . # No . # Not even the holder it was on . # Gone . # Mm . # Yeah , they took one # in case they needed the toilet . # Well it's gone . # And the cardboard roll off it . # I wonder who's got that grocery store ? # It goes out to tender I expect . # Yes , it's could be like Thomas shop . # He has it for so long . # Mm . # And then you've gotta go . # You've gotta put in tenders for it then . # Cos they must make a bomb though . # Cos a lot of stuff isn't in . # I suppose they would . # Mm . # Perhaps they do . # And then there's staff there to run it . # I dunno . # Well the man with the bike , that's his business . # And the ma and the people then with clothes last year , who were they now ? # To the shop ? # Well he didn't have a fire on , nothing . # He was just lying there watching telly and reading the paper and # Mm . # No . # He bought the Saturday one that's got the week part in it . # Because he said there's no point , I don't want it . # Yeah . # Well that's what he said . # He said you'd better keep the car there in case his won't be ready or something . # Mm . # All the machines and everything are switched off in there . # Well that's Wednesday . # Will Sally be able to go with him ? # The show is up in the other rooms . # Huge big rooms up there . # We didn't go up there . # And there's a big dance hall there . # We didn't go into them because they were all closed up . # Yeah well George's the drippy one . # George and Mildred . # Well what does he do then ? # Gonna say I don't think he could go on his own , go down on his own # Mm . # Reg On the Buses was like that as well . # His sister and her husband , forget her name . # Arthur was the husband . # Mm . # Oh there we are . # No I dunno Sally works on a Monday . # Finishing at eight ? # Oh . # That's alright then . # But I really should have looked at me plants . # I should have looked at me plants today . # Anyway our Darren came in ,and I'm gonna forget Darren came to the caravan and I was telling him about these wet sheets and beds and the mirrors done and what I was doing there and Oh he said and about the mattress he said and I said to him mattress , it's still the same mattress . # Yes he said , I've gotta wait he said . # I'll be putting a new mattress in er I'll be putting another mattress in . # And he said I've got to put after dark . # What do you mean after dark ? # I said . # He turned round well I've got to move about discreetly he said . # And I said erm you talking about then ? # And he said oh I've been taking it out of one of our own caravans , our own caravans he said . # new one . # Oh there we are though he said , I don't want . # He said to me have you got it on tape ? # I said no , no I haven't . # No . # And that's when he said he said I'll be going up one night when it's dark he said . # I'll take it out of one of our vans . # So I said what do you want me to do then , leave this mattress on the bed ? # And you'll be taking it ? # And I said or shall I it might not be done then I said so I'll have to air them . # Oh yeah he said . # That's what I'll be doing . # Yeah . # The microwave because the microchef # Mark I forgot to ask you what was in the caravans , the sleeping arrangement . # Is there sleeping bags there ? # Is there quilts or what do you know ? # So I said to her take Kirsty's sleeping bag . # Take your s and I said have you got a sleeping bag ? # No . # I said well I gave Mark a sleeping bag and er two blankets and a couple of pillowcases . # There must be pillows , I'm sure of it . # And erm I said take Kirsty's sleeping bag and call in here for a sleeping bag and I'll give you a couple of blankets to go with it . # And I said I'll . # So she said yes . # She wants to know do you want buy her . # For a hundred and fifty pound . # No because er well she said # Well I told her today , I said look Mark said there's no money . # Or I said the money you don't spend . # I said when you come home trousers , what you want . # she said # Doesn't matter if they're long in the leg . # He'll have to try the trousers on . # He'll have to try the shoes on . # But he said on Wednesday and you'll pay in the money into the bank # Oh god yes ! # Missed that and er oh I forget where she went to . # No . # Pisa . # She don't go near a shop . # She don't spend no money now much . # Did she ? # Yeah . # Rome . # Ooh . # Clare Rayner . # Look , she's getting bigger . # She's getting bigger as years # Still born babies . # What have you got ? # Quarter to seven . # We've missed the bloody lot . # Mm ? # Let's have a look what you've got . # Mhm . # So it'll come on after this . # It's a documentary thing . # Ends , oh look # Mm . # Ooh . # I dunno . # Mm . # Jonathon . # Richard's dead . # Jonathon , Dick # David ? # That's David . # On a Sunday . # Can't get no bloody higher can it ? # Twenty two percent VAT if the tories get back . # That right ? # Well you can't go on the list for six weeks anyway . # six weeks , yeah . # Well it's the same as anywhere else . # If you work in Marks and Spencers you wear er their uniform . # If you work in the hospital you wear their uniform . # It isn't . # If you went into your Clarke's shoe shop they've all got the same clothes . # It's it makes it so easy that the staff , one can't dress any better than the other . # They're all equal . # Yeah . # Good god bank clerks have been wearing uniforms for these last three four five years . # Well # Well they all have . # Not at all . # It's navy blue with flowered blouse they've got . # Each bank's different . # Well they've had them for years . # Well in the Midland Bank and they were wearing them the last time you were there . # The electric board wears them . # The gas board wears them . # Woolworths wear them . # And so really it is no different , just that they are making a song about it . # But there's no need to go to that prices . # Well they've got them anyway , haven't they ? # Oh . # Well a percentage is taken out of your money for them . # There's no doubt about that . # Well everybody has got to do that . # And really , it would be a good thing for Val . # Well she's gotta pay so much for her bloody clothes . # She's still gotta buy the material . # No er tonight it's supposed to rain . # The Mirror and The Sun . # And Today I think isn't it ? # Conservative . # Well didn't that er Rupert Murdoch take it over ? # Mm . # It's nothing to do with him . # What budget ? # What budget ? # Is Barnado's advertising ? # Back again . # Right let's go and empty the washing machine . # Put another load in . # No I don't # Mm . # It's Des O'Connor tonight . # So that's something to look forward to . # Yeah . # Yeah . # The little one ? # Yeah . # It's her signature . # Well you can understand that . # Yes . # Mm ? # Did he listen to it ? # Do you want some lamb then ? # Do you want tea ? # Mm ? # Pizza ? # And you were making accusations ? # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm ? # They know the people who were talking ? # I said they would . # Mm ? # Well they're moving and hunting caravans all the time Mark . # They're on the roadways # Oh yeah ? # She said she couldn't take it off . # Yeah . # She stated that . # It's all on the thing . # Mm . # But you can understand that . # In October , end of October . # Don't give them time for the # Oh brand new . # She's looking for batter . # Said it didn't it . # They wouldn't have had it long enough to clear their own ground rent . # Well apart from the cleaning and all that and getting a bit of profit . # Yes but it was already bookings from the year before weren't it ? # It wasn't ours . # No . # It was a luxury thing , yeah . # Yeah . # Oh . # While I was there Mr was the other side of the counter . # And he just dived into the bloody office . # With the fire ? # Yeah ? # No . # Go on . # Yeah . # Yes . # Mm . # Well I couldn't believe it . # I wondered what the hell she wanted . # Mm . # She'd got a square one in the middle like . # Oh maybe not . # Oh mother ! # Go on I'm busy . # It would have been me pencil if I'd had a pencil in me hand . # Sure they do the work anyway . # Was he annoyed cos I'd taped it ? # For their own . # Yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah . # That is the only name on the tape . # Cos she didn't tell us her name . # She didn't ask us our name . # Yeah # yeah # Ring you ? # Ring you # caravan # You win the caravan ? # mm # Saturday # Yeah # eh # mm # mm # mm # So when you having the car back do you think ? # Yeah # Yeah # Yeah # yeah # yeah # yeah # yeah # mm # right , right # mm # Well it , and it feels nice and clean # no , it feels clean # don't matter , it just feels clean , I've had it short and shaped , have a good shape on it and do you know the next time you have it cut I don't know you want looking at , now the next time you go , go to the Darrow in Milford yeah because you're in problems and they know you need it because he'll give you a good shape on it and then you have it shaped once a month or once every three weeks or once a fortnight and keep it looking nice that way and it's four pounds , four ninety nine , four ninety , four seventy five yeah but just keep it nice and shaped and it won't look any different , there ain't nothing wrong with it mm mm mm no no right , right , right tra la # I've only seen her once # Yeah , that's one # Perhaps she'd like # then , like a vitamin A # No it's not # Yeah # well there you are she's been going to # oh don't tell me that # she is always going to the hairdresser and having her hair frizzed oh , oh god # oh # oh , she might peculiar hairdresser # Well that's just the thing you do with it # that's nothing , burn your hair like that # You never # Oh she doesn't have to put colour in , she's had a go at it , I've seen her doing it herself # er hot tongs and all that proper caper # yeah well it hasn't # always been a heated roller # Thank god when you was up in Liverpool up there somewhere , and she was working in that factory , she was at it every day , I was # The doctor had been he's seen her and he told her it's a hormone deficiency , nothing to what she done to her hair # If it grows , or she can lose the lot # Eh ? # She said no , she said , he told her if she wanted to go to the expense of a wig , she could get a wig and she wear it when she went out , but when she comes in the house she must take it off , she must not wear that wig # only # so I said as soon as you get your hair cut and shaved , then you're better off without your wig , leave it well alone , she said that's what I'm gonna do , that's what she's gonna do # she does wanna get a wig and cover it # doctor said she could if she wanted to # only wear it to go out # said it looked alright , but to me she said it's terrible because it's so short , I've never had it this short in my life but he said it looked OK # she was going to fairly soon after the accident # West Hill development , two to three bedroom bungalow for her # perhaps he wanted to get in with her # West Hill development # Oh ours is the poshest # Its everywhere isn't it ? # I would think the D H S S take over a bit but then they haven't got money all the time to find # go without , but at least they're having the money back aren't they ? # not paying out for it all the time # mm # Right , pushing you in ? # pushing you in , there you are # everything always # No # innit ? # No he said he saw , said he saw them there again this morning # but he said that # in a Landrover and he thought # had a van , but the spare room I told Danny that he's got to get off in a # he couldn't , it might not have been him cos I didn't think # Yeah we'll do it on the way back # Yeah , well look at the time and I said got # in here # Oh god , oh god , oh # that bloody dog last night I could've wrung his neck , mm I could've , he just didn't damn well stop # Oh he's # Nothing at all is there one that does er painting ? # I know , there's steps all the way up the front # go in # oh dear I could rest # Ah ? # Eh ? # Why ? # Why do you # Cold innit ? # What ? # Why ? # None of these are parking in you know when you pick the kids up from school # Mm # mm , mm # Did they have in the road this wide , when they could've had # Yeah , # and made the road up a bit wider all the way , room for passing # Yeah # The height , with your bloody shoes on , cos I was gonna say I'm five foot and a half inch and I'm taller than you # and then I said oh look at the bloody heels you've got on oh my god can't get in there # and er # Eh ? # I'm doing it # The last one need a stand ? # and I think this one's gone # Erm twenty four # Ooh ,excuse me # there's that man going down there , now , see , thank god he's deaf # Look at the camellias that's come out # It's gonna be a mass of bloom innit ? # And I've seen them for years and years , twenty odd more than that years , beautiful , # Yeah # I , you say # they've got three dogs # well they still have three dogs # Mm # Mm # Mm # Can you imagine the bloody things on in house # Yeah # Yeah It makes you wonder where the hell he can put them . # He's the manager of Milford office # No # Are you coming in # Let's have a look # No we don't do anything like that , but you might be able to get that # A new one in , where the # no , it's another one # in the # precinct , yeah , where , they've got wedding dresses in the windows outside # and you go up in there , there on the right hand # Erm , what is there # what is that still in the loft ? # No , it isn't , it's the gremlins in the corner over there , it's alright # Thanks # No , I he say I tell you where I get that he said , because # There's one going # I know they put flowers all twisting up it and over it and round about it and now's the weather to get the job done and get it finished , look at the weeds growing up through the garden # and it's like that and they haven't finished it # I think it is moving a little bit # The little ones go out on their own # and there's a white one coming in look over the end of the jetty there # Good god you'd think erm , to , er put the piles on that . # Mm # Oh I , nothing in the cupboard # Yes I put me belt on through # he's out of home now , he never used to be # he use to have his own house , last year he went into it you'd think they'd get some of it and to weed the gardens # that was his feet # They must be coming up to er rush time # Anything exciting going on here ? # Perhaps # has took his contract over because he can't afford to put more of them , mm # No they can't charge any more than what they've got now , because they can't bloody sell it , look at her # Ah , it's a right teaser # That's ah Mrs bloody dog oh bugger it , why should she have to clean it up , she should take it , put it in the bag and post it to the environmental health # Mm # Once , you would think he , she wouldn't have seen it or she wouldn't have # Well it might as well be outside his as somebody else's # Well that's ripe and fresh and juicy # Oh well you'll have to write that date down in your book now # what did you say twenty second ? # mm you bring your book cos you don't think to look at the card # Give us a car , look at this car # Green # It's an antique . # Mm ? # Oh it's not out very often # Yeah , that's not very often # mm # No # If you pay for # you wouldn't buy that for a grand off them people he said at no price # belongs to the the garage # belongs to the # Why ? # It's behind # it ain't harming nobody # No , it's behind the shop # where that rubbish all is # What the hell is this white car ? # Stranger in the camp # Down you come and put it away # What ? # Yeah # Mark reckons they've done a good job on the water have they ? # the bus ? # What , on the bingo bus ? # Yeah . # And pick up at quarter past seven at night . # Oh six I mean and then they come back at # ten , eleven o'clock . # What ? # Unless they've scrapped the noon sessions . # But the main bingo bus that used to go used to go about six . # Mm ? # It erm well I dunno cos if you were in bingo they would say the bingo bus goes at # Well that must have been just a bus going . # Maybe . # They'd of announced it wouldn't they ? # Won't be long then . # Ta ra Danny . # Mm . # Won't be long . # Can you see the moss ? # Look . # It's all round here . # Look at it all here , brightening up . # Look at it picking up . # Yeah , look at it . # Everywhere . # Yeah . # Well I'd rather have clover than bloody moss . # I don't know what I can do with it . # He won't . # I told him last summer about it . # If I knew where it had come from I would do it . # Look at this little one coming up here . # That's # Aye . # Right . # Now there's somebody behind us . # Mm . # They're only baskets to keep the birds off . # Look there's the chimney . # phaw # stinking . # Poof . # I'd like to see the flames go whoof out of the top . # Mm . # Well 's fish and chips . # Yeah . # Mhm . # Oh ! # It just looks foggy over here now . # Mm . # Daffs are looking nice aren't they ? # I've got indigestion since dinner . # Oh my god , it's terrible . # See if it was warmer and dryer , I'd go out there and I'd rake that lawn . # Cut it short and I'd rake hell out of it . # And then I would pour moss killer over it . # Then you've gotta rake it again . # Well how else can you get rid of it ? # Yeah . # Then nobody else'll do it , so I've gotta do it . # And even if you dig it up turn it over and start again that moss is in it isn't it ? # I dunno . # I've gotta read about it . # Wednesday today . # He's still up on the roof then . # he's been reading his horses . # Bloody hiding from somebody by the look of it . # Waiting to see if they've come out . # That's way down the road . # Well he's got a long wait . # You haven't stood at the side of the pavement . # Mm mm . # Now if this bloody electric board is shut # Oh god damn no . # I'll catch it now before it does . # Yeah because you've gotta go # to the post office . # This ruddy thing . # I'll be glad when they move it back . # It's not much help to anyone . # Yeah hang on , I've gotta go to the gas board first . # to switch me off at the flat . # Do you think you could switch me back on ? # I want some hot water to clean up # Yeah . # I've got no lights see . # I've got no lights out there . # No # I see # Yeah . # Mm . # Well I've got no I can't get hot water to , to wash out you know , before I leave it . # hand the keys back Monday you see ? # I didn't I didn't # Oh they must have done that then , the meters were in a room outside you see . # No . # Yeah . # Well just have normal electric then I suppose . # Oh . # But there's no electricity at all , it's black see . # Can't get lights or nothing on . # So there must be something wrong . # No but I mean there must be something electrical , a fault , an electrical fault of something . # Yeah # Er a small loaf of bread please . # Erm # Now then # Erm batch I think . # I haven't had one of them for a long time . # Yes . # Fattening time , that's the trouble . # When you start you never stop with them . # Great , thanks . # Weather's getting better isn't it ? # Fine , as long as it comes . # End of the month and it'll be great . # Ta ra # Did you make a note on the day you posted ? # No cos if I haven't heard in a fortnight you know you're not getting any in . # Aerhart somebody . # Mm . # Aerhart She's the woman before Amy Johnson . # She crashed . # Amy Johnson did . # Alistair Sims . # Save them making new . # The kids of today haven't seen them . # Yeah . # But the kids of today haven't seen them . # Mm . # Well it does go round in circles they see don't they ? # Mm . # Well it's been dry for another day . # Oh christ # No . # Do you want to buy some rats . # To eat . # She's hungry look . # I don't know . # No # Rowan Atkinson . # Ooh . # We have gifts for mother's day from March the twenty ninth . # Ooh . # No . # With Japan . # Mhm . # Mm . # So we've got no knitting . # No sewing . # I've got some mending . # Well , I've got to shorten my trousers . # Have I what ? # Yeah . # Well I dunno , yes , I think so . # Yes . # Too big . # Cut the hem off anyway . # It's Malaysia . # Ooh . # Mm . # Look at the kite . # What if that got tangled up in an aeroplane passing ? # Oh what are they all cooking ? # the rubber trees is it ? # Or # Rubber . # That'd kill a tree won't it ? # Yeah but if you run the sap all out . # It doesn't look like a rubber tree # Yeah but it didn't look like a rubber tree . # Wonder if Margaret's packed ? # Well who's she gonna get to pack ? # John or Richard . # But you never hear them er about them do you ? # Oh . # Does she ever see him now ? # Mm . # Ooh isn't it ? # All got strange names haven't they ? # Mm . # On the line # And when it's cold it's bloody cold in there . # Well that's when you want to put it on isn't it ? # Well it shouldn't be . # Cos it's got thermal bricks on . # And polystyrene lined . # There is a grey blanket missing . # Mm ? # No . # They've took the grey one . # Not really . # And they didn't even paper and pencil . # Oh well . # More for the next time . # Anything exciting there ? # Not really . # And isn't there on in the afternoon as well ? # Kinnock ? # They're desperate for money see . # So they've gotta do it . # And all these Russian scientists with , you know , sending up these rockets in the air , they're going to go over to Iraq . # Iraq's got the money to pay them . # Maggie's er fan was fired . # Yeah ? # Mm . # Queen mum spots shamrock nut . # Hm big old tufts round their hats isn't it ? # Oh it's down over his eyes . # No . # But er The mo monster raving luny party # could have it's own television election . # He funds that all himself . # Mm . # And this erm this was er announced over telly last night five thousand Brits were urged yesterday to leave Libya # because the United Nations considers plans to ban all flights to the arab country # because of the Lockerbie bombing . # Cos those men got away with it . # And he won't let them come here . # Oh I don't this erm Midland Bank , have you seen griffin's eyes ? # Two . # Mm . # Did you see this er body on the bal balcony ? # An old woman sat on a freezing balcony # Stockholm . # Stockholm . # See Ian next door shopping with him to . # Whether he's living with them ! # Cos he isn't home as much as he used to be . # Yeah . # He's only home at weekends . # I couldn't see a car . # Oh ! # That's nice innit ? # Oh yeah ! # She shouldn't # be there ! # Well perhaps there wasn't room for her sit in the back ! # But you # gotta make bloody room ! # You mustn't put them in the front ! # You can be summons now for it !mm mm mm mm mm . # Please don't change ! # No . # Not at all ! # Ha ! # Ah well ! # Been mowing the grass , yeah ? # Oh ! # Tea bags ! # I'll have to go back up ! # Tea bags and no veg ! # And a light bulb . # Oh it's rubbish ! # It's dear and it's dying ! # I've never seen nice veg there ! # Major road works and Fishguard . # The main street is closed . # Mm ! # Mm mm mm mm . # Mm ! # It's a doctor . # No , . # Unless he's got a monthly account and he keeps it in a book ! # I doubt that very much ! # It's his shopping list and all the bloody curry things he needs ! # Are you coming in ? # Mm . # What you lost ? # So his wages is alright ! # Paying him well ! # Must be in the thing . # Can't see it . # We might as well go rou , oh I don't know ! # Will they chase us if we went in there . # Ha ? # Mm . # Yeah . # This stool , that's a nice big one ! # Nice little coffee table ! # Like that stool ! # Mm . # Look at this , phone table . # All your bits and pieces in the draws # and close it . # That's nice innit ? # And this one goes into a table . # Nice ! # Look at that ! # That'll do , if anything . # Reduced to clear ! # It was two thousand , one hundred . # Oh , a nice seat there ! # Do you wanna sit ? # Yeah . # I wanted to have a look at the price of their erm Chanderel Look at this little chair ! # Ah , go on # for knitting . # Sit on him and try it . # Is it ? # Well , I dunno , you bounced into it didn't you ? # Ha ! # No . # That's all your getting for it . # Mm mm , mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Anything exciting ? # Nope That's it then . # That's it . # What you got here then ? # Hot prawn crackers . # Mm mm ! # Mm , no thank you ! # Hot prawns is a prawn and curry . # Yeah . # And they gone and got . # Oh , razor blades for Tony ! # Erm # Down here . # Rennies , Settlers . # Nope Tesco's sell them . # I can't see any here either ! # Razor blades . # Never mind , we'll have a look in Tesco's . # No . # You get them in Tesco's cheaper . # Mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # There's your book marker . # All with tassels # Please do not move them , . # Oh ! # Mm , and you can't # That's a word search . # What is that then ? # That's innit ? # It's a word search . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm . # And Cilla's big day ! # There's razor blades up there . # They're not them though . # Purple one it is . # Or leave them in the trolley . # You can leave them in the trolley . # Oh sorry ! # Do you mean we have to get our trolley from outside ? # Sure ? # No , I did as a matter of fact . # I was gonna look at the skeletons . # It's a waste of time . # Mm . # They might . # Shall I go and have a look and # Shall I ? # I'll come for this okay ? # There was er # powdered , you can buy anything now ! # What's that ? # Oh ! # The film , look ! # Well I have seen it there . # But I don't what price it is . # Well what can I do ? # It's going to rot altogether ! # What the hell we got here ? # Lilies , of assortment . # Would they that ? # Look at these little tiny things ! # Alpine . # Ah ha ! # What ? # Well it's only a tiny box ! # What did she want her epsom salts for ? # I've seen that # . # It's for the garden . # No , it's for the garden . # Here ! # It's in these boxes here . # Somewhere . # What ? # See this is one I've put on . # Lawn sand controls moss for a beautiful lawn . # No , that's eight pound in four weeks . # See this use at any time and repeat as required for treat in the autumn or the spring . # It doesn't say . # Quickly kills moss , algae and lichen on lawns , paths , fences and . # Helps to control diseases on lawns . # A little bottle . # Apply over twe , twenty five foot , square feet how much is twenty five square ? # What is that front lawn ? # About a hundred square feet ? # Sure to be . # We want two of these . # No , I wouldn't say that ! # Oh they're all bloody disgusting aren't they ? # Mm . # A second application may be necessary after one month to control the more stubborn weeds . # It don't say moss ! # Moss , a bloody thing on it's own ! # No . # Mm . # But this is debris . # Yeah . # No , I'll get some of that sand and throw on it first . # Why should I waste my money ! # It's gotta be done . # ?Ah ? # Well I dunno . # How would you put the paving stones down ? # Mm ? # Ah , that's it . # Isn't it ? # Mm . # It's expensive glass ! # Nice up there ! # This is Darlington glass ! # That is nine fifty . # Eight fifty . # Oh no ! # Yeah well , the three there . # Eight fifty is on the end down there . # Ah well ! # Dan isn't so bothered about it ! # Is he ? # He isn't so bothered about it ! # Who Dan ? # No , before I # got there . # Thirty , yeah . # Great ! # You don't er sell er Gillette razors the ba erm # Oh , mark two . # No , I think you've got the plus there haven't you ? # Yeah , right . # Thanks . # Changed the shop window again ! # . # He's come down off . # .They're all coming down off the bloody erm . # All come off . # Like meeting at the market ! # isn't it ? # Oh ! # God that wind's gone cold ! # Mm ! # See that man . # Doctor . # He's aneis anaesthetist # Mm mm mm , mm mm mm mm mm . # Oh ! # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Porgh # I'll erm it'll be cheaper to go and two bags of bloody sand ! # And throw it on . # No , it drains it , see . # Makes the ground too dry for it to grow on . # I knew those bloody people ! # I didn't think he would ! # I don't know why ! # But I bloody would ! # What's that gotta do with it ? # What's Lincolnshire gotta do with it ? # No , he didn't ! # He said it's Nottingham ! # And you buy Nottingham grass seed . # And grow your own turfs . # Nottingham ! # Nottingham ! # Sherwood Forest is in Nottingham ! # But it's in Nottingham ! # But you buy the seed ! # Grass seed ! # Nottingham seed . # I don't know ! # Out the # paper I think ! # In Camarvon The only thing is , see what I'm scared of now , you go and put the mower in there and cart it out the back and the bits of moss dropping off the mower onto that patch ! # So you've spread it ! # It'll be front and back ! # Yeah . # Yeah , but in places you can have them a pound ! # He bought the coloured ones . # They're dearer . # Yeah . # But on the way to Chearell arket they're a pound each ! # I don't know , I might . # Not a clue ! # Mm ! # Ah , ha ha ha ha ha ha ! # What ? # They're pulling the scaffolding down and Susan , it's bloody month too late ! # Oh ! # Mm mm mm mm , mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm # I don't think it's worth it ! # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Well what's going on here ? # It's a ruddy dustbin lorry ! # Yeah , I think I'll go this way too . # And now you'll find the same up this bloody way or something ! # Stupid ! # Ha ha ha ha ! # Mm mm ! # Mm mm mm mm # mm mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm # mm mm mm mm . # Shop full . # Mm mm , mm mm mm mm mm mm mm # mm mm mm mm mm . # This is bloody ridiculous ! # What we've got here now ? # Oh they're surveying . # Has that little house gotta come down ? # Lose part of the garden or something . # Look at those paving slabs , we'll have to take one of them away today . # Oh ! # Ah ha ha ha . # God , the hospital's gone ! # Flats . # All in here , see them ? # Gone . # Pity ! # What a ruddy way to come and avoid that bloody street , isn't it ? # Watch that bloody dustbin lorry come in here now ! # Mm mm ! # What are we going here for ? # Veg . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm Oh God , I hate this ! # Well for a Thursday , look at the car park ! # Mm ? # There's a lot more in Quicksave ! # Yeah ? # I bet they have seen a change only he wouldn't admit it , if they did ! # Yeah . # That's down in the town , see . # Do your shopping , then go round the shops there ! # But this is up out of the way ! # I bet they have seen a change ! # Yeah , they'll never admit to you ! # Mm . # Mm mm mm mm . # Oh Christ ! # This is getting closer ! # Oh , and I've gotta go to Weslicks after this ! # Weslicks Mm mm mm mm . # Yes please . # Mhm . # Hark at that dog ! # Just to knock your hand in . # Does ! # No problem ! # Well I can say it's Ally's car ! # Does ! # You've got to use whatever you put your hands on ! # Everything ! # That's right ! # Side , you can't choose anything ! # You've # gotta have what you've got and that's it ! # Yeah . # Ey if you've got a council house , it would be wouldn't it ? # But they're not interested in the ones who've bought ! # Covering himself ! # Just saying something to pass it over ! # Yeah . # Mm ! # Be glad when it's all over ! # Every time you hear the word election , you start to cringe ! # Ey That's a Jewson bus , look ! # No ! # Looks as though he ought to be ! # Living , living in that till the house gets built ! # When their house is finished , they'll sell that ! # To somebody else then who wants to live in it just till it's built ! # They might keep it in the garden and have it as bed and breakfast ! # It's warmed the car up . # Did you ? # Yeah ? # Yeah . # Did she see you ? # Well I'd have stopped her ! # I'd have er # to find out who's about # this ! # Oh I dunno ! # Why ? # She can go on till she's sixty five ! # But she's the breadwinner ! # Yeah well , don't forget now she's on her way back to school , see ! # Mm . # Ah ! # The daffs there ! # Mm . # But they haven't had much sunshine really ! # A ruddy mess outside your door innit ? # See this woman ? # She walks up to the shop here ! # She don't go to Busters I don't know why ? # It's a Polish woman . # Mm . # Oh I see . # Perhaps it is . # Well the milk is ! # So probably she coming up # for her milk ! # And it's exercise for the dog , see ? # No , but her daily milk is a big difference ! # Thirty three # to twenty six ! # No , but if , if she had her milk there every day ! # It's exercising the dog ! # And it's cheaper ! # Willows . # Pussy willows coming out ! # These are , yeah . # It was pussy willows all back there . # It's gonna rain ! # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Well I wonder , did Mark enjoy his days work ? # Yesterday ! # He was working ! # Mark would there ! # On his own , he'd love it ! # He would like it better if Sally wasn't there ! # But he said it's make it awkward ! # Sally has holiday on her own but she can't go about . # As er , she can go if they won't let Kirsty in , she can go one night , he can go another night . # It's a change , but er it's a change to have somebody to talk to as well !isn't it ? # Mm . # Mm . # Oh well they'll be no cooking ! # And she'll make him bloody wash up ! # Oh , he'll have to do his whack there ! # Yeah ! # Sally won't let him get away with it ! # Paper bag . # Yes , he'll have to make his beds and he does his share of the cooking and all ! # All the way . # Half and half . # But even , you know ,e , even if they go for a walk into to Tenby , it's company ! # But Mark would like to do it without the company ! # Sally would like that bit of company . # Well she's on her own all the time , see ! # What the hell is Oh tractor ! # Ooh ! # Oh , surveying . # They're starting the dig out . # It's coming up # for Easter , see ? # They're all ready ! # And where they're gonna go , and what part are they gonna do ! # Yeah . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . # Yeah but get that # Let a tortoise loose in there for an hour or two . # Mm mm mm mm ha mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm ha ha ha ha mm mm mm mm mm mm ha ha hum Some daffs all the way up . # Yeah . # Well , better than nothing at all ! # What ? # This is the new part , see ? # That other part the bank is the old part ! # I expect there's there's bushes all here , see ? # They'll all fill in , just now . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Look at him digging a bag of bones somewhere ! # Oh God ! # Ha ha ! # Well it's a tatty looking coat anyway ! # Ah ha ha ha . # Not a lot . # Where are the vegetable pies ? # I'll have one of those then please ? # You haven't got the corned beef ? # These ? # One oh can I have lightly baked one ? # Good ! # Fine . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm . # Hiya # It's horrible , this job shopping innit ! # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm Gonna switch this off . # Thank you . # They know in their in their own fashion don't they ? # Mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm Oh ! . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm , mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Yeah . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm , mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm , mm mm mm mm , mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm , mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # No . # Erm # Yes # I think it's more than that ! # No , sorry ! # Oh well ! # The thing is what's she doing with all these bloody skiing holidays for ? # Then she's not learn what she's gotta do ! # Too wild a life ! # They're not knuckling her down to concentrate ! # Because the Queen Mother isn't . # Mm ? # Well , did you ask to go to the ? # Well , he had the right number then didn't he ? # Oh ! # Mm mm ! # He didn't say what he wanted ? # Could of asked him ! # Oh ! # Mm ? # Got your car though . # Soon know . # You wouldn't recognise him ! # I mean , now you get big money for the first story ! # Yeah . # Two million ! # Get out of my bloody shoes , Mick ! # Tough luck ! # They ain't # going for them ! # Tough luck ! # Mm mm mm Now we've started . # No , well it's their problem ! # Well they won't ! # Yes but I suppose if you get custody holidays they can afford the best of everything ! # . # Time for a dog's bowl ! # Mm ? # Yeah . # He didn't come ! # Nope # Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm . # Bet she was really . # But you could ask , who are you who are you looking for ? # Yeah . # Well I don't , there's been her and Lisa ! # That's about quarter of an hour isn't it ? # Mm ? # That's too much going on too long ! # It's either the shower or # What ? # What erm what time did he ring ? # And why does he sit in her house waiting for her ? # You should of asked ! # And , what's her number ? # Doing a fine job ! # Polish ! # Polish ! # Polish ! # Must make a Friday , a Polish day . # A polish day . # Even just to wipe the polish round # And then you , you # You went on Monday # Have you done the radiator ? # And we've done the window sills all upstairs . # I put a good bit on there and soaked it let it soak in . # as if you would have a polish day every Friday you could put it on Thursday night . # And polish it off # Friday . # Oh yeah . # Mm . # Mm . # put it in , if he's # going . # N H S . # Danny could have had his operation three years ago ! # The first thing they asked him was how much money he'd got ! # And , do you belong to Bupa ? # And he said , how the hell can I pay that ! # And they said well it's . # Mm . # Mm . # Mm . # To keep the private one going ! # Mm ! # But if you listen to him on telly , he isn't ! # Mm . # M F I , sixty five percent off look ! # Cassier's the white one ! # From Notting Hill . # See they're still saying April the twelfth . # She can't do it ! # She can't do it ! # But if she opens it gonna take her to the cleaners ! # Well she's been talking hasn't she ? # I don't think Fergie would want to stay there . # She'll leave the country I think . # Mm . # Mm . # Interest and interest on it . # And they've given her half of it aren't they ? # Mhm . # Well if she does she can have the children taken off her ! # Her time spent with the children . # So the Queen would hire a nanny to look after them # at Buckingham Palace , and she'd visit occasionally . # Well they'd give them to her too . # Here is er , Fiona Armstrong presents a special item in the national . # In the na , to the nation , her baby daughter . . # She's on the telly every day ! # She's part of your household isn't she ? # Well she , she reads to you often enough ! # No , I'm just going to sleep at ten o'clock ! . # No , she'll never . # Well she was getting at Koo Stark ! # Yeah ? # Oh . # Oh Well I wonder will Robert and Diane stay tomorrow ? # They usually , you know , say on the telly what they intend doing ! # I can't understand why they left it till the last moment ? # You know , before running up the door ! # Cos there'd usually be a how are you ? # Or talk to you ! # Nothing ! # But , but he'd of said wouldn't he ? # We can only stay you know , we'll be coming on that night . # He always does ! # We'll be coming over because of so and so , so and so , so and so ! # We won't be staying he'll say . # The dog stays in the house on his own . # Every day they go to work ! # Christine goes to work ! # The dog stays on his own ! # Oh yeah . # Or he , he goes and opens the door to let him out . # Well she doesn't go with Violet , does it ? # No , I don't think she would . # If they ask her to do something ! # She , she will . # Yeah but I haven't er decided right , I don't know her yet ! # I haven't decided , but I don't know her yet ! # .Can't wait till Margaret's gone ! # I'll go down then . # Hoping that's gonna , ready like . # Yeah . # Mhm . # They will know nothing ! # Nothing wrong with her ! # No . # Mm . # We don't want them , you see ! # It looks better all the time don't it ? # Well it is like that all over the country though innit ? # Well I think the sky is brightening up ! # I do hope so ! # I mean , you can see that red bush in the corner quite clear now ! # Mm . # And I would see it a lot clearer if my glasses were clean ! # Well I got some of . # Mm mm mm mmmm mm mm mm Oh ho , off to work we go da da da dum dum da da . # Oh yeah Dougie ! # Mhm . # Oh God ! # Who would imagine ! # Mhm . # Mm . # didn't it ? # Mhm , and now they're trying to fight to get him from there ! # Ah , ah , ah , ah ! # No , I don't think . # Dunno . # Well , let's hope this weather picks up for when Margaret gets here . # Or she'll be looking a bear skin ! # And her super warm coat ! # Well she couldn't of had it colder than when dad was in hospital ! # And by hell it was cold ! # Bitter cold ! # And wet ! # And blowing ! # You couldn't had it worst ! # The only you could of had was the snow ! # Ooh , but that was ! # Well she shivered ! # And she shivered ! # and she said as , well what she used to say about it was nobody's business ! # And it must have been cold bloody flat ! # Must of been , cos they'd been out all day . # No fire , no nothing on ! # And then to go home , tired and cold in an empty place , and cold and must of been terrible ! # Well she erm she can't remember exactly ! # But Rowan and her went on Boxing Day . # When did David and Pam go ? # Cos she didn't sleep here . # So they all must have gone out for the dinner . # So they must of stayed until erm Boxing Day , Christmas Day rather . # Wish they was . # .And they went on Boxing Day dinner . # They had their dinner and went ! # Yeah , David and Pam and Margaret all slept at the flat ! # And they must of come over for Christmas dinner . # Yes , because David tucked into his er Christmas pudding ! # He loved it ! # And Pam was shouting about the bloody cholesterol ! # And then they had Boxing Day dinner . # And David and Pam must have gone as well , cos Margaret went with Rowan . # Up Newtown way , they were going up to Ruth . # And # I shall bloody quiz her about that ! # And er David and Pam must of gone the other way you know , they'd gone their way home , and had gone her way home . # But er and then Astra was here and she was going bloody North ! # She goes ey and it's colder up there ! # Well she found it cold here and she . # Oh it was hysterical because it was blowing a gale ! # Violet and me were over cleaning your flat . # That was the day you was taken into hospital and she was in the bed , cos they were on their way down so we were changing the bloody beds ! # And you come down through the alley way and you could not keep your feet on the floor ! # You could move ! # And we'd got these bags , , I said just bang all the sheets into bin bags , we can wash them next week if you think I'm starting ! # But make sure , you know , you well you take over the house , so we know what's in them in case they get thrown out with the bloody rubbish ! # So we put them all into bin bags and we was trying to carry these bin bags so the wind was taking them like balloons ! # And you were hanging on and trying to keep your feet on the floor ! # God , I laughed ! # And then er they came . # I can't remember what time or anything about it . # I think they must have come to the flat . # They'd been for a meal and they came to the flat and they rung us to say they were there . # Something like that , I can't remember . # And then , the next day they came over . # The next day they came over . # And this gale was still blowing ! # And it was blowing ! # You just couldn't # No , they didn't ! # No they didn't get , be there till eight ! # Just eight-ish something like that . # Cos they'd been for a meal on the way as well ! # Cos I've said come over for supper . # No , they didn't want supper . # Cos they'd had this meal . # And erm then the next day they came over and David was laughing , he said , do you , do you know the alley way down between he said , well it blew it her up right against that bloody wall he said ! # Well Aunty couldn't move he said ! # He I and I said , and you laughed at her ? # Course I did he said ! # And I said , did you help her ? # No , I didn't . # Let her battle it out he said ! # Well they came over here then and they'd been up and they come back with Gillian and all that and they stayed . # And they went from here about nine-ish I suppose ? # They'd had supper anyway . # Then they were going over and they were gonna go to bed . # They'd been to the hospital , and they'd been over the flat so I said to them well pop the blankets on and come over here then and have your supper and go back . # And the beds will be nice and warm for you to get into . # But anyway , they left here about nine o'clock . # Well she'd gone out through the door and the wind took her down the bloody street ! # I said to though , he said she was going there another way ! # And David was there # was laughing ! # And it was just she was running with it ! # There's just her battling against it ! # Oh and we laughed about it ! # And I said , better go and collect her ! # But David said look at shifting ! # Mm . # Mm . # Yeah , but it isn't summer yet ! # It isn't summer yet ! # It's about ninety there now ! # Eighties . # Well she'll have bloody shock if she was here in the summer then ! # Couldn't live in the winter ! # They are , they're the , the same . # Anyway you get a mosquito bite . # I could never live with the window shut ! # Yeah cos they have it keep pushing ! # Same here ! # One place to another ! # Yeah , but it's all the same . # not too nice . # It isn't fresh ! # I was saying Danny the other day do you remember the time he came and got out his in there ? # I would get a piece of erm well I got a piece in the greenhouse it wouldn't worthy of it then , but it doesn't matter ! # Piece of board and fix in the doorway and fix it open . # Put it high enough so that the cats wouldn't come , but leave it then . # It's just a big window open . # Cos then yo , once you have the doors closed as low as that cos no air gets in ! # We opened the # You open the top and then let the cats in at the bottom ! # So I put a board across there . # Sliding window inside . # What do they call them ? # Yeah . # Erm # It's the damp warm and damp . # Yeah , oh ! # Mind you , you do everywhere ! # Oh I knew , I shall have to go and er put my bits back together again ! # I got the clock all on the floor now ! # Anyone put their bloody foot on it ! # Oh well , the sky is looking a lot brighter . # Isn't it ? # Er , oh well it's er # It's about somewhere ! # Oh God ! # I shall be satisfied that er er these things are shooting up . # Good God , that one is going now ! # Don't know where the hell it's going ! # That one's going right up ! # It's nearly up on the fence ! # What ? # From erm Wales . # It's sort of pale innit ? # And the daffs are still looking nice ! # No . # Well I thought , she's coming down with Martin and Uncle Marvin and all that , and she's going to be here for dinner , now she isn't ! # going up the step . # Well they've spread it now . # What about this poor thing in the corner ? # Two week . # Come in ! # Here , you alright now ? # What ? # white . # There's an animal up there . # Aren't those funny ? # Those two that you had in , you'd of thought they'd have bloomed quicker , but there's they're like that ! # Oh yeah ! # What happened to them ? # Growth perhaps ? # See them go , well they have now ! # To spread . # Yeah I know . # Mm . # Mm mm , # That one's quite pretty , it's this bloody cable here ! # Well I think he's quite pretty ! # Poor old cactus ! # They're not ! # There's enough in that bloody front lawn , I don't know where ca about it ! # Know what to think about . # I didn't know what to suggest about it . # I think they're guarding their van ! # Oh , there's plenty in there now . # A flaming lorry load of stuff ! # I dunno . # I can't answer ! # Put the bloody paraffin on it and burn the lot off ! # Leave for three years . # Here you are then ! # Go and collect my bits out there . # Right then ! # Go and collect all my bits . # And they were forty what ? # Let's have a look . # La la la la , la la ah la la la la la # mm mm mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm # Fisherman's friend . # Which friend are they talking about then ? # I said do you go to ? # Oh ! # .It's for a . # Are you coping then ? # Ay # Oh , so they're retired ? # . # Tomorrow go and do the lawn . # Christmas I think was the last time . # Twentieth . # Mhm . # Labour did ? # Well that's what Norman Tebbit's telling him isn't it ? # No and # # gonna get the push first ! # Mm ? # And then him and Nora is . # Norma . # And police protection , get out of the town ! # Hazel knows nothing about it . # That wasn't her earlier . # Oh yeah . # She can't stand that bit of pressure ! # Wait till the eggs start flying ! # Mm . # What's that ? # I'm fighting working harder they can't clear what they said what's happening without the other group coming . # Yeah . # But they're not , they're not going to get anywhere are they ? # You mean the cabinet ? # The next Prime Minister will get him a job , see . # Won't he ? # Anything . # And what's it mean ? # Well you can change your mind if you want to ! # Yeah . # Well what's gonna come in to save them this time ? # You reckon ? # You're wrong ! #