#
students went #
and erm eight hundred have been turned downed already , they've didn't get an interview so the chap said well your to get an interview it's good . #
But most of them you see , are at a county standard in in in er erm oh like in #
yeah , it's like in er erm #
But Claire said they kept coming up to her and saying what are you erm what do you stand as being county for ? #
And things like this you see ! #
That's what Derek told her . #
Well Derek's been telling her for ages you see , to to join the #
into level to erm #
Yeah . #
Well she's an old said she's a bit old to be doing this , because you know , I suppose #
Well no . #
a bit old because erm #
I dunno , something about #
It is yours isn't it ? #
No . #
It's a . #
Ooh ! #
I would have thought it #
had done well . #
I thought with all this . #
Erm #
Well sh she's a bit down . #
And then she's got the one from Charnd , you know , being rejected again . #
Yeah . #
And I said it's , that's what Derek said because there aren't any jobs around you see #
they're all going to college . #
I know . #
Oh yeah . #
She erm #
She said , what a waste of time ! #
She said they're absolutely absolutely useless ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Bu bu , but I mean but they're not expecting to have it on a plate ! #
He thinks , and said well no #
so , he said that she's feeling a bit down in the dumps and quite moody . #
No . #
Well apparently she said stands her in good stead because #
the motorway ! #
And then , her interview was one o'clock she didn't go in till quarter to three ! #
And Derek was sat waiting all that time , but they must have panicked then so they erm we'll have to wait and see . #
I'll think we'll have to wait and see . #
How's your bathroom going ? #
Oh dear ! #
Ah erm #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Aren't they ? #
Oh ! #
Yeah ! #
What's it looking like ? #
What ? #
I see . #
What's wrong then ? #
Do you know , I said that , you see , I said be careful ! #
Said Angie did that didn't I ? #
Well why didn't he put something in #
What do the tiles #
what do the tiles look like ? #
Oh ! #
No . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Oh . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Oh I see . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah , I remember you don't . #
Well I suppose it's the way you wanted . #
Yeah . #
I know ! #
Yeah . #
Well that's your weakest area #
Well of course it's superb , he was a perfectionist ! #
Yeah . #
Which is worse isn't it ? #
I mean he #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah , cos that that was Gerry's trouble wasn't it ? #
He was too much of a #
perfectionist , that was his trouble . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Is there ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
You won't get one shaped like that today . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mhm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
But he worried too much about this . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Who did it ? #
He he did ? #
Oh the other one plastered it ? #
What the builder ? #
Oh did he ? #
Oh ! #
He's good then ? #
Oh he's good . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
Good ! #
Oh good ! #
That's good ! #
Oh ! #
Mm . #
I should keep some off the floor , I think it should be in #
And also , you don't get dust and dirt , if they're on the floor it seems to gather on the floor #
but if you hang them up I think it's better . #
But I think you can , you can get them all in the cupboard now #
You get th #
Yeah . #
Then you'll be able to put your ironing board in there . #
And then #
Oh that's good then isn't it ? #
Are you ? #
Oh ! #
This poor shelf gets worse and worse ! #
Is that the one of mine you borrowed to do the #
She said to me how long ago did you have this ? #
And er , donkey's years ! #
isn't it ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
How did you go on at the fox hunt today ? #
Well I would say #
What are they doing all for #
No . #
Oh well the children are on holiday . #
Yeah . #
They're on half term . #
Yeah . #
Well I remember at erm a i i #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Oh , that's supposed to be a good shop ! #
Cos they queue in our bread shop . #
They're queuing there . #
That is now , I don't think it does so well . #
Cos Betty's used to be in Kwicksave . #
And they used to do very well in there . #
And then when they went over to the other side of the road which I don't walk on very often #
erm I don't think they do so well . #
And in , Claire always says there's th , there's a la , dogs sniff around the back of there all the time #
by the , you know the cheese shop that used up above #
she said there's always dog in with the cleaners ! #
So she says , she always says to me don't buy erm #
things in that #
in that shop . #
Yeah . #
Ah ! #
No . #
No . #
Oh I don't anyway . #
I looked in the Help the Aged this afterno , it's closed again you know ! #
Well it was shut on er Thursday , Saturday till four o'clock and nobody was in there and that was half past two ! #
and I think they come #
to help out . #
Well I don't think , I , they didn't have much in the window , I couldn't see very much cos there wasn't a light on . #
Mm . #
Yes the er builder's broken her bath #
he dropped a tile in there . #
Mm . #
But he's managed to get another one . #
Mm . #
To go round the er , to to match , I suppose it's the same , I don't know . #
She says she's fed up with having them there . #
Yeah . #
It's been ti , it's been tiled as well . #
Mm . #
Dropped a tile and it pierced it right the way through . #
Mm . #
Well she said it was same bath didn't she ? #
She wanted me to go and have a look at it with that still in there . #
And then she's going home today . #
Mm . #
Did Julian do it well yesterday ? #
Does it look nice ? #
Mm . #
Can't go back till he's finished . #
Oh well you'd better tell him then . #
Mm . #
Oh ! #
Well isn't the lady there ? #
No . #
Oh I see . #
Oh he's started it ? #
Mm . #
Mm mm ! #
Oh ! #
And where was he gonna take it then ? #
No . #
Oh ! #
Yeah ! #
What do you mean for the er place ? #
Oh . #
What do you call it ? #
Erm #
Mm . #
Oh . #
Mm . #
Oh ! #
Saxa what ? #
Why is it un he erm #
What what's it for ? #
Sa sa #
But what do you take it for ? #
What do you take it for ? #
Oh ! #
What bigger or smaller ? #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Your library fine was twenty P and yours was twenty P . #
I've put your eighty P out there . #
Mm . #
Why ? ? #
Twenty P she said . #
Mm . #
Well I don't know . #
She just , twenty P #
for both of them ! #
I said , but they're not mine they're my husband's and my daughter's . #
No . #
That was me . #
Yes it was , it was me #
trying to check up #
Oh . #
By the phone . #
Oh ! #
Yours is seven isn't it ? #
Oh ! #
There's no profit in it Claire . #
That's not a very Christian attitude . #
But it's not is it ? #
Yeah but you should have said you were gonna do it should you ? #
You shouldn't have said you were gonna do it if you don't do it . #
Is that bloke with the fence ? #
Oh is that who it #
Anyway , Aunty Jean's quite pleased with her bathroom , she says it looks a lot bigger . #
And she said the cupboard's good . #
And do you know what she did ? #
She went down Wednesday she had to go late because the builder doesn't come very early so she didn't go to to B and Q until the afternoon , and she was going around , or Do-it-all , one of them , she was going around looking around and then as soon as she looked out it was half past five ! #
She's on her bike ! #
She got no light on her bike ! #
So she had to ride back on the she rode back on the #
she said there are loads of them on the cycle path without lights on ! #
I said , well don't do that again ! #
She said I was having a lovely time looking all round these things ! #
And she bought things with her erm twenty five pound voucher said I was having a lovely time and I forgot the time ! #
What time did he go tonight then #
late ? #
Yeah . #
Where was he going then ? #
Why did he want go to finish #
Oh . #
Have I got all the what done ? #
No I haven't got the freezer done yet ? #
Because I haven't got round to doing it yet . #
Right Claire , I will . #
Go on ! #
You say it as well . #
She said is the freezer done ? #
Erm , something Electrics in Ashley Road and . #
No , just phone up anyone . #
I can't find the model . #
Why phoning up and saying that #
saying that #
Eight #
Yeah , that's alright . #
I'll do it tomorrow . #
Alright aunty Jean ! #
You're a fine one to talk ! #
Mm ? #
You never do anything . #
You never ever do anything you say you're going to do ! #
What to do with me ? #
Oh I don't know . #
What is it then ? #
Oh ! #
Amanda's pa typewriter #
bit . #
Oh ! #
Well she must have done . #
She's had our car . #
Yeah , I guessed that didn't I ? #
Yeah . #
I said that , I it said if they , if that light doesn't #
stop flashing yo it is something wrong with the ribbon or erm what was it , I said , he said clutch and ribbon , or just the ribbon ? #
Oh well I , well she said , that's the one she's put on before ! #
We better have a #
No , it didn't do it until Claire took it out . #
Yeah , I sa #
when I go into to Poole , cos I'm gonna go in and get your erm #
Well Smiths do as well . #
Yeah , I'll go . #
How much are they ? #
Oh are they ? #
Oh , they're no more ? #
Because when we take , it's best to have one here and then Claire will be taking it away with her when you go . #
Wherever you go . #
Whenever you do go . #
Yes , you see ! #
You're gonna get this attitude now aren't you ? #
Well they're not very tasty . #
Yeah ! #
You didn't have , from everyone you applied to ! #
Well you only did four ! #
You were supposed to do six and you only did four ! #
Oh I thought you were supposed to do six . #
Oh I thought you did six . #
Duncan . #
Well he would do if he didn't have marks . #
You're not gonna stop doing your biology are you ? #
Nor your maths . #
It's a bit disheartening isn't it , really ? #
It's a bit down ! #
You're not #
gonna do sports ? #
What are you gonna do then ? #
Well she can't do speech therapy cos she needs #
What do you need ,chemi #
Chemistry in A level . #
You can't do that . #
Yeah . #
What about physiotherapy #
to have to #
Oh is it ? #
Oh ! #
Why don't you do something with your deaf , your sign language again ? #
Well no ! #
Tt ! #
You don't wanna do the leisure management erm #
You know this course you're taking #
in June #
what does that do for you ? #
And what does that #
So you can #
yeah , so you #
can do something #
with that ? #
And there's loads of them doing that . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Hundreds ! #
There's hundreds ! #
Yeah . #
Wasn't there a course on dance movement or something ? #
Yeah . #
You could be dance ! #
You wanna go to courses #
here ? #
Well , we all know the basics in English . #
What did she say there ? #
Oh ! #
Do you want more ? #
Oh that pleased her did it ? #
How many cups have you had ? #
Oh ! #
I don't think this teapot holds as much #
as you think it does #
does it ? #
Please #
Yeah , but I don't expect . #
I don't know . #
I want #
I don't think I want anything else , no . #
Yes alright , yeah . #
Yeah , but she's a bit despondent now isn't she , really ? #
Amanda said I've got to sto , she's not to stop going to night school . #
I said , well you co , if Claire wants to stop nothing'll make us go will it ? #
I don't know . #
Did she ? #
How big does she think Cornwall #
Yeah ! #
How big does she think #
Not very nice ! #
Well are there single rooms there or #
they're single , the accommodation is single then is it ? #
They share the same rooms do they ? #
Course they have pools with a girl ! #
At ! #
Well #
Well they'd get in there anyway ! #
I don't know why ! #
Oh ! #
Well some of them are aren't they ? #
Yeah . #
Look what happened at erm #
the camp #
look at the erm #
accommodation at Manda's , they had a chap go in there a rape one of the girls in there didn't they ? #
Well that's Paul at Cambridge had erm , a girl on the same floor as him . #
Really ? #
Yeah , that's what Paul had in Cambridge . #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
No I dunno about the toilet . #
I don't think I'd like to share a bathroom #
and a toilet with them . #
I #
Yeah ! #
And I , all the #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Ah ah ! #
Well that's incredible ! #
Yes , but how can she afford it ? #
They're still #
Gosh ! #
Yeah , but you did yours gradually , I mean she wants everything #
all at once doesn't #
she ? #
I mean , and then then she always doing like that , I don't know what she does ! #
She's always #
going away , going , she wants to buy that don't she ? #
God ! #
Well I bet it's nice ! #
I bet it's nice ! #
Mm . #
No I'll , I'll bet it's lovely ! #
Because our table's Victorian . #
I don't #
know what our chairs are but #
Our cha , our chairs are not Victorian , they're older than Victorian . #
, I don't know what er #
what er #
I don't know what the chairs are , they're #
something or the other , I don't know . #
Mm mm . #
Mm . #
Well there you are . #
Is that too #
strong ? #
Right . #
Did you ? #
Ooh I've painted the door today . #
I volunteered it so Tetley do freeze dried tea or something . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , on magazines , something like that . #
Yeah . #
Oh don't they go up that way then ? #
Well they should , shouldn't they ? #
Well I haven't had anything for ages . #
That's the #
first thing I've had for a long time is er that . #
But , yeah . #
I don't know . #
Oh yeah ! #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Did you have to spend it by a certain time or #
Oh ! #
You better get a move on ! #
Mm . #
So how's it all going ? #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Oh ! #
Aha . #
Oh yes ! #
And you're gonna come out and find yourself stuck to the wall ! #
Imagine ! #
You'll be going round glueing everything now ! #
Yeah . #

Mm . #
Mm ! #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm mm . #
Ah oh ! #
Yeah . #
It's dark . #

Haven't got lights on your bike ! #
Ha ! #
Yeah ! #
I bet #

Yeah . #
He didn't let you do enough did #
he ? #
No . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , but he wanted you for slave work ! #
Didn't he ? #
Yeah . #
No . #
Mm ! #
Mm . #
No . #
Yes . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Have you done your shelf ? #
No . #
No . #
No . #
Oh it's difficult ! #
No I don't like to people in the house yo you don't know what to do do you ? #
No . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Well you should come round here , I told you . #
You should have come round here , I mean #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Well I don't think they expect you to anyway . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
It is . #
I don't like it when er cos I've got the boiler man coming on Tuesday #
to take that out . #
And he won't be here five minutes . #
No . #
Mm . #
You got your en suite to do . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
When they put that in . #
Yeah . #
How many years , it's only three isn't it before you have to have planning #
permission again . #
Oh no . #
Two is it ? #
Two . #
Anyway , as I say , you must be careful because it will run out . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Do think it will be alright if he did this or not ? #
I think it would don't you ? #
And I think if we go and have something in down by the sea and see what we've got there I think it'll be alright . #
Did i , did you #
did he say he show you any work that he's done or anything ? #
Yeah , he did say you could see some of it #
you know , I mean it #
wouldn't er #
No . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Mind , #
builders are cos I mean #
at times I I , er , yeah they're awful ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
What when they go home ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
No . #
No . #
No . #
Derek said , and he's there on his own ? #
What co er #
No . #
No . #
Yeah . #
Mm mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Derek always clears up when he goes #
and when he , he doesn't leave it untidy , he cleans . #
No . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
You won't get that with workmen #
I can say ! #
No you're right . #
No . #
Yeah . #
Oh yeah . #

Yeah . #
Yeah but Joey was over the top if anything wasn't he ? #
That's the trouble . #
He was over the top with some of it . #
So er #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
See Derek's not that fussy . #
Mm mm . #
Mm mm . #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
What time do they work till ? #
Oh do they ? #
Oh ! #
Well you were on your bike ! #
I hadn't reali #
Yeah , that's right . #
Policeman come up to you . #
Yeah , oh yeah without #
Oh yeah ! #
No . #
Expect lots of them do , but #
erm if you had to go on the road it would have been different . #
No , erm #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
No . #
No . #
No . #
I don't know where there's a where is there erm #
Are there ? #
Oh yeah ! #
Yeah . #
Oh have they ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Tt ! #
Oh no ! #
Yeah . #
Ah ! #
Ah ! #
Ah ! #
Ah ! #
Mm . #
What a shame ! #
Yeah . #
I know sa so if you get mine what , I told you about the blind as they go , don't pull them up when they're wet . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Mm mm mm . #
Mm . #
I didn't have any , oh no , I didn't have in the bathroom at all cos #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Did we have a blind up ? #
Mm . #
Oh ! #
Ooh ! #
That was nice your blind in there . #
No , I think they've stopped doing it now , I dunno . #
Definitely worth it . #
Because bathrooms you need something don't you ? #
That you can wipe off really . #
Mm ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Mm mm . #
Mm . #
Sarah hasn't been in has she ? #
Not gonna come is she ? #
Well I didn't realise she had another job , I thought she was still looking . #
That , those lettuces , those iceberg lettuces are seventy eight P ! #
I ain't paying that ! #
What were they in Tescos ? #
Yeah , well I'm not really paying that ! #
I'm not paying that for , yet I feel they're better . #
See you haven't got any taste . #
Don't matter . #
Mm . #
Are they ? #
We've all got one ? #
We di , no I did it right . #
You can't count ! #
The petrol . #
Depends though , I mean you might be going to work . #
Oh . #
What ? #
Can you smell it ? #
So did Ian going to yo erm something men ? #
And I said it was man and , what was it ? #
Yeah . #
Did he go and see it ? #
Someone , someone told me it's on for three and a half hours ! #
Oh was it ? #
When did you tell me that ? #
No , I knew before then . #
I was in a car with Amanda . #
Where's it scratched ? #
I know it , I looked in there and that was cos they've gotta stay here now haven't they ? #
I don't wanna like that dear , I want the squat time . #
Dunno . #
Ten o'clock ? #
Ten o'clock . #
I can feel it ? #
I suggest you #
peel a #
Cheen a pink !peel and peach and lose a friend . #
Peel us a said it's something about if you peel a pinch , peach you lose a friend . #
And if you keep the peel on a pear you lo , it's an enemy or something . #
That's what she said the other day . #
No she doesn't , it's things that she's known for years . #
All the sayings . #
Oh is it horrible ? #
Don't eat it then love . #
I thought perhaps it's over-ripe , is it ? #
Yeah . #
Er , try that one . #
Yeah but just try that one cos I told you that #
Oh ! #
What a shame . #
Yeah , but tho , that one's gotta be cut open ! #
Oh ! #
There's half a banana there . #
Or there's a chocolate Hob Nob there . #
Oh ! #
You're gonna eat them please ! #

They didn't have any Kit-Kats . #
Ah ! #
Can't you eat eclair ones ? #
Oh ! #
Sorry ! #
Well I just picked , I didn't have my glasses on . #
I was looking for Kit-Kat but they didn't have any . #
? #
Dad's not going , I know so , cos he's going to Holland the weekend after . #
That's eight , cos when is it the sixteenth oh it's the twenty first ! #
Mm . #
I know . #
How many calories is that Claire ? #
Oh is that lower than this #
then ? #
Hundred and fifty . #
Oh well , perhaps this is dried and horrible ! #
We could make , we could put it in something couldn't we ? #
No ! #
We could make a peach flan or something . #
I bought some cooking apples do you want erm apple crumble this weekend ? #
You don't like apple pie do you ? #
What's #
that recipe , the vegetarian one now ? #
Cos Paul said you brought it home didn't you ? #
Oh ! #
Has she tried it then ? #
Well has she tried any of those recipes she took home ? #
Oh ! #
Did you actually speak to her ? #
Cat got your tongue ? #
I love toast with erm #
Mm mm ! #
A bit , tastes sort of erm you know that drink dad brought at Christmas ? #
Those #
those cakes ? #
That's what it tastes of isn't it ? #
A scented sort of taste . #
Oh no ! #
Not buying peaches any more at . #
What a waste of money ! #
Do you think any of them are bad Claire ? #
I know dad , dad put that little fox or something , has he been putting stuff out for the #
He hasn't ? #
What did he put out there ? #
And he goes fo , down there you know . #
If he touches fox mounds they'll be trouble ! #
Well that's a messy int doing that . #
Those tha , twins were alright the other day weren't they ? #
Alright . #
Ooh God ! #
And last Saturday I was speaking to her and Gary and the hotel phoned up and said pipes had burst . #
Yeah . #
So I said so yo , is your mum and dad coming down from Bristol this weekend ? #
She said no . #
My friends coming down . #
And I said well did you manage to do anything last Saturday ? #
She said we went to the Isle of Wight . #
Mm ! #
Well if you're working hard all day long Claire . #
Don't know when she does any work , do you ? #
She's in the shop all the time ! #
Don't eat an apple will you ? #
? #
Mm . #
No , I thought he was ? #
You do , oh is there ? #
Mm . #
Eh ? #
Oh #
A tart ? #
A ta-ta ! #
Don't know , have a look . #
Well I haven't given any to dad . #
No ? #
Ah ! #
You haven't , have you eaten much ? #
Chocolate ? #
I'll come next week . #
You're meant to have this . #
No I mean it . #
Did Amanda have any food or anything for you when you got there ? #
Oh yeah ? #
Oh ! #
Bet that was nice . #
Yeah . #
Why were you late ? #
Oh ! #
So you didn't take those photographs . #
Bet you stopped didn't you ? #
Oh didn't he ? #
Why not ? #
Oh . #
Why do they need them ? #
Perhaps they're starting up a fountain . #
I'll have to get your bike sorted out then . #
Mm ! #
Yeah you had a great time ! #
Except you shouldn't have been on the pavement . #
Mm . #
Well if unfortunately you don't go where you'll have Manda to join , you know , if you want to , if there's things you wanna go to . #
That's if she gets part-time here . #
How she's gonna do another twenty thousand words before June ? #
She's only done ten since September ! #
You know what you're diving into do you ? #
There's an apple there if you want one love . #
Where from ? #
Oh did you take one ? #
Oh dear . #
I said to aunty Jean , you won't be having that chap round to do your en suite will you ? #
She thought , I'll have him to do the building but not the rest of it . #
Do want a half of that ? #
Take them away . #
Alright then . #
If you can't ,if you can't get home if you have to go the that play , give me ring . #
I'm sure has . #
Where are the tennis girls gonna sleep then ? #
Oh yes ! #
Has she still got them ? #
She had them years ago . #
Oh that's alright . #
Not , he's not actually an architect though is he ? #
Phillip . #
What , what's , what's he called then ? #
Oh is that they call it . #
Mm . #
Shame ! #
He's not gonna , he don't get any better either do you ? #
No . #
Mm ? #
No ? #
In , in #
Anywhere I can't reach them . #
Oh ! #
Looks quite interesting that book ! #
Yeah it was quite good . #
I don't know . #
Oh ! #
I don't think so #
Well it's not the Moultons #
No . #
It's not to do with the #
erm oh what's the other one dad had ? #
Yeah . #
They're ever so pretty ! #
Don't think I'll go in that #
vegetable shop that sells those flowers #
cos they're too expensive next to Dave's . #
Oh he's got some quite nice ones . #
I'm gonna get some and take some down to grandma's grave so I fe , I feel really guilty we've not been there since Christmas eve ! #
Was it Christmas eve we went ? #
Mind , I don't I think I'm gonna speak to dad , since he went there last year . #
Not that two rights , not right , two wrongs make a right . #
Gone where ? #
Yeah . #
What did dad say , no ? #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
Oh . #
I bet nobody's been there at all . #
Unless Michael put some , a holly wreath on at Christmas , he may have done . #
I would have thought aunty Cath would have phoned Wednesday night when you came back from Cargill #
Come on then ! #
Is that , is that #
sign on that car is that from a television programme ? #
Smeg head ! #
Well what's it mean ? #
No it's not , it's erm #
Yeah . #
That's young people for you . #
That's a lot , it was silly that programme last #
night ! #
That programme it came from . #
Red Dwarf or whatever , yeah ? #
Ah ! #
That's cos you like it . #
Not , cos I don't like it . #
I went out the room ! #
Don't know . #
Yes , but pretends he's not watching and he looks over the top of his paper . #
Oh it's stupid ! #
I mean if anybody else just got up on the stage like he does and kicks his leg , kick like their leg like er like that they'd boo him off ! #
What's funny about it ? #
Well you didn't think it was funny when we went to see #
A #
Amanda laughed at them didn't #
she ? #
What did he do that wig on his head for ? #
Judge who ? #
Pickles ? #
Oh . #
Judge who ? #
Oh . #
Has that been on before ? #
What was that in there ? #
You're a little devil you are ! #
Where did that come from ? #
That thing . #
Oh ! #
No you gotta butter it again now . #
How , how can you call that talent when he's just , does that with his leg and then kicks #
his foot around ? #
What's talent in that ? #
Well eight o'clock it starts . #
But we'll go out , oh look at that little bird ! #
He's gonna go down on those nuts now . #
And we'll go out and pick up aunty Jean about twenty to eight . #
Oh I don't know if it'll be very good , but it , what's it called ? #
Sex and #
No sex or something ? #
I don't think dad'll like it , I don't know why he's going . #
Well you didn't like the last one we went to did you ? #
Well why couldn't you say #
It's probably because I was getting looked at by erm a ginger haired boy #
Dad said erm that play was ever so awful ! #
Yeah . #
When I asked him , he said , oh it was nothing different . #
Well she never said if she did she ? #
When's she ? #
No she's going in December . #
That's if se that girl wanted to go . #
Well there's tre , oh they've got signs outside or not ? #
,da is it golf or #
Is that one going ? #
They didn't stay there long did they ? #
Yeah , erm , yeah . #
They might have or #
Mm . #
Well it could be . #
Urgh ! #
Claire ! #
Take him off your clothes ! #
Urgh ! #
I took her outside this morning and she is the typical scaredy cat she is ! #
The the #
that's right when that big ginger tom was there and I , you should have seen her ! #
She's peeping round the corner of the stones , that step down there ! #
Well she's su such a scaredy cat ! #
I think she needs erm #
fleeing er Claire because she keeps scratching all the time . #
Claire . #
You got the flea powder ? #
Well , #
And she don't like Whiskas ! #
That's the most expensive cat food ! #
Oh she don't know whether to come and have food or go upstairs with you . #
I wish I could get this horrible pest that's doing my ironing ! #
Look ! #
There's all like little black things ! #
Claire . #
Look at this ! #
Look ! #
Two colours ! #
Well look at it ! #
Well I think it must be . #
Well it's bound to be isn't it ? #
Yeah , but I know he didn't mean to do that . #
A yellow and a pink one up in the same plant . #
That's their colour . #
I'll have to get something to erm #
get rid of it , the black spider things , I don't know what they are . #
Oh are you ? #
Well take mine cos I don't #
want it . #
I don't , I'm not using it . #
I'm #
just waiting for aunty Jean . #
Alright then . #
Bye ! #
So don't be too late #
because erm #
You'll give me a ring if you're gonna be in for tea ? #
Yep . #
Yeah ? #
How's Pam , alright ? #
Fed up ? #
No . #
No . #
It's a bit annoying . #
I think they should have tried to the bathroom myself . #
Should have done #
Are they ? #
I didn't know why they haven't done it before . #
Why have they #
Why is it difficult ? #
Cos it's money involved . #
Yeah , well I think they could have done it a bit quicker don't you ? #
I think they could have done . #
I think er , and Pam says there's a sort of post sticking up in the ceiling or something ? #
I think Derek says he's sa , it's a , it's a erm tt , temporary thing . #
But she says she's made a #
hole in this , this the , they've put it in #
Well she said she don't want it going up the middle there . #
Why not ? #
But did she know that before ? #
Well #
Oh right . #
Oh ! #
You'd think they'd like that . #
No . #
Oh . #
Well I think , I would have thought they could have done it a bit quicker , the bathroom , if they wanted to . #
And it's a bit difficult for her isn't it ? #
Especially #
with your mother . #
It's a bit difficult I think . #
Yeah . #
Are they gonna do it ? #
Are they , what are they going to have today , plasterers ? #
No , Monday they're coming aren't they ? #
They were supposed to be here last week . #
I was #
Oh ! #
Well they're a bit over the , their stated time aren't they ? #
Stipulated #
You won't have to pay them anything soon ,cos you wo you keep knocking it off you won't have to pay anybody will you ? #
Yeah . #
Too #
many . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Well then Pam made me laugh cos the tiler he , she said he's go up on the roof and he's there for hours ! #
Mm . #
Sort of , and then once he comes down he's hardly done anything has he ? #
Just sits up there #
Has he ? #
You can see it from the bottom of our garden #
you know , you can see your new roof coming out . #
Has he ? #
Oh ! #
That's alright then . #
Suppose it's a bit , I should think I think last night she was absolutely fed up Pam was ! #

No , but you're just you're handy aren't you ? #
She's gotta have a go at something hasn't she ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I but don't forget she's got your mother as well and I think you can't #
you can't be normal can you really #
when erm #
erm I couldn't have looked after my mum . #
I mean , I did it for four months and then I couldn't do any more , I just think I mean , I know Amanda and Claire were a lot younger then and I think it's difficult when they are they're younger . #
But I mean , she's a dear old soul but I haven't got her round me all the time . #
And I think i it's her not being able to hear you as well , it's awful isn't it ? #
It is hard work isn't it ? #
And Cla , Claire was laughing at me yesterday , she said , you don't have to shout at her ! #
I said , well if I don't talk loudly she doesn't hear what you're saying . #
Has she ? #
Yeah . #
She I think you can see on her face though sometimes John , that she hasn't understood #
what you've said . #
It sort of registers on her face . #
But then I think if you get one side of her she hears you better . #
I dunno . #
But she says that she's years ago she used to put an onion in her ear or something . #
When she's #
She hasn't still got it in her ear has she ? #
Hasn't got it #
Yeah . #
She says it's stuck . #
Yeah . #
Oh what's that supposed #
Does it ? #
Truly ? #
Or is just a #
Are you ? #
Oh . #
But she said I , sort of , she said puts , puts something in here ear it #
Your pop the , yeah , you can #
pop your ears can't you ? #
Oh ! #
Oh well . #
Anyway , you've had a week off . #
Resting . #
What did you #
what did you do then ? #
You got your greenhouse Pam said . #
Where you gonna put it ? #
It's down where the rest of goes down int it ? #
Plants , not , I keep calling it . #
I said to him , they got enough junk up there now and you have to go and #
add to it ! #
Yeah . #
It came from erm #
a flat #
Yeah , they had erm a balcony and er , so then they didn't want it there any more so he took it off . #
And I said , well they've got enough stuff up there ! #
Amanda says oh well John wanted it ! #
And won't he hit his head hard if he gets into it . #
But it's stuck in #
Yeah but it's stuck in . #
Because I think I would have thought he'd stop doing that now , but Pam said he still runs down the bottom of the garden . #
Said he wobbles doesn't he ? #
Do you think he'll be any better ? #
Tha than he is now ? #
But #
Cos he wobbles doesn't he ? #
And he sort of I dunno he si when he picks his paw up sometimes it's all erm , limp isn't it ? #
Where he can't #
Will he get any feeling back in those do you think ? #
No , I didn't think he'd get that better . #
I thought you'd have to have him put down . #
I didn't honestly think he'd get any better . #
Especially when I first saw him sort of , crawling on his tummy and not wanting any food and I thought , ah ! #
I don't think he's gonna get any better . #
He surprised me actually . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Really surprised me ! #
Because I didn't think he'd have the erm what's the word I want ? #
To get up and go again , I think he sort of , I thought he was just gonna lay there . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , but he's , he's , he can't keep doing that can he ? #
Cos I mean if he keeps rushing down there and you got the greenhouse there he's gonna go through that ! #
You can't go through ! #
He won't be er , but she was so she said you're gonna chop the tree down , that tree whe , that he bumped into ! #
But I think he won't do that again . #
Will he ? #
He's excitable isn't he ? #
He's sort of #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
That's what I mean , you see . #
It's a bit like a boxer dog because Derek's sis sister had a boxer dog and he used to we used to walk along country lanes and then he'd pi , he used to see something he used to go straight through the hedge ! #
No one 's #
in the way ! #
and all sorts ! #
I thought stupid animal ! #
Yeah . #
Daft ! #
Oh ! #
He'll have all fleas all over him ! #
Yeah . #
Da , have you seen the fox in your garden ? #
They #
they , yeah we've got one , we've one going through our garden , he's limping now I don't know what's wrong with him . #
He's so got something wrong with his back paws or something like that . #
Yeah ! #
He sits down here and he sunbathes ! #
On the bottom down there . #
He walks through there and he gets up on that shed at the bottom of the garden next door but one . #
Yeah . #
Gets up on the , on the shed . #
Yeah ! #
I don't like him in the garden , but Derek keeps encouraging this thing . #
I said if our cat gets out all over the #
That's what he keeps doing for them . #
I don't want him to do it ! #
So if he does it again , he's had it ! #
Yeah ! #
That's what he does . #
And yo you see our cat's always roaming around now , I said he'll get that stuck on his ears that rats has . #
I don't want him having that on . #
Yeah ! #
Do cats get it ? #
Most of our garden'll be finished one day ! #
Yeah , he was gonna have a path all the way round . #
And he's terracing the garden . #
Dunno where , mind , but it erm , and he's gotta finished painting outside yet . #
And then he's terracing the gar ,th sh , he's gonna bring the shed out , because it's rotten , it's behind that hedge you see . #
Mm . #
But I don't know if I want it brought out . #
I don't particularly look at the shed but there you are . #
But you leave it there it rots . #
It was my mum's shed actually , he bought it down after she died . #
That's his mum's picnic table , we got all dead people's stuff ! #
That's his mother's plastic table she bought just before she died . #
Looking at all the , at the stuff but the trouble is you've gotta find somewhere to put it all haven't you ? #
And our garden's not very big . #
And it's alright for , your garden's bare ! #
What did you do ? #
That's what Derek says . #
You see we got th er collects things down here he keeps chucking rubb , he said well I need it . #
I said , but when ? #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
I'll need it ! #
We did actually , cos he used to for all going down there . #
But I suppose it'll get finished one day . #
I don't know how you manages your garden . #
Too big ! #
Isn't it ? #
Yeah , but men don't , but wo wo women at home looking out the window they do don't they ? #
Oh yeah . #
Yes . #
Pam said you did that . #
That was good wasn't it ? #
Oh it were your mam , I think your mam told me that you'd got it out . #
I bet that's made it a bit lighter hasn't it , with that tree gone ? #
Well you got one of their trees in there and they'll cut that down and they don't do anything about them . #
The sun goes behind there . #
What here ? #
Thought you said you were in a rush this morning ? #
Yeah . #
I didn't realise you'd taken it . #
I haven't forgotten to go shopping up . #
That's why . #
If I'd have got my clothes on to get #
No . #
If I'd have wanted to go #
Oh , if I'd have wanted to erm #
Yeah . #
Mrs S #
Oh . #
What , ah , have they got some people then ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Have they got anybody to look in there ? #
Oh ! #
That's not very good then is it ? #
If they're wandering in and out . #
Mm ! #
Oh well ,isn't it ? #
You go and have your shower then and then you can have some tea . #
I don't think Claire's phoned . #
She's gonna have to work until you go out . #
Yeah , but she's #
Well she was one who wanted to go . #
What one's that ? #
Yeah , Claire was looking through it #
lunchtime . #
How come #
Ah ! #
Oh ! #
Oh . #
Oh . #
Oh well tell tell him . #
Alright then . #
Yeah . #
And #
and he reckons he's on a #
Are there are messages on the #
answer phone ? #
Has he ? #
Oh good ! #
Good ! #
Is he dealing with the payment of that one ? #
Andrew . #
Oh you will too ? #
Yeah , well go and have shower ! #
Mm . #
You said I'll phone you if I'm coming in for tea ! #
Sorry ? #
Have you gotta go in tomorrow ? #
All day tomorrow ? #
Oh ! #
Yeah ! #
I don't want them . #
Well #
you move forward to love ! #
But this world ! #
. #
Ooh ! #
Blooming shower ! #
Yeah . #
No wonder this house i is full of dirt ! #
How on earth did she get out ? #
I think #
She must have thrown herself down the stairs ! #
She's a strange sort of cat ! #
I was surprised to see a cat out there . #
How did she get that ? #
She's a little bugger int she ? #
Mm . #
Oh yeah . #
Why was he gonna ask you to work ? #
Oh well . #
Who's working tonight then ? #
Did he ? #
I've never known a place like it ! #
Well there's not much of them , I haven't done my shopping have I ? #
I said I'd keep the beans for #
How many pieces of toast do you want ? #
Put four , er three . #
Oh ! #
Oh . #
Dad took Peter to work today said I thought he was gonna to John when I came home , he took the whole front of #
Oh , god #
good job I said something because it would of erm #
so where did you put it ? #
in your bag , yeah #
well I thought you had it , I thought you took it out with you one day , when you went out #
yes its night outside yeah #
those chain cleaners are good aren't they ? #
yeah #
mm those what ? , its a chain cleaner , dad , how much are they ? #
fifteen ? #
mm , are they a necessary piece of equipment ? #
only if your a professional biker #
no its weird in it ? #
I've opened some 'em #
oh I thought you were buying a new one with that money #
oh has she ? #
oh are you gonna put different bits , bits on 'em #
did they ? #
what's it say ? #
what's erm interviewees or students already there ? #
oh #
oh #
oh so they have cars then some students #
what she mean beat up cars ? , yeah I think it said spicy yeah , is it nice ? #
mm How longs the book the erm , a waiting list now for Mrs #
oh about four weeks oh #
don't she leave her mother then ? #
doesn't she leave her mother ? #
oh did he ? #
mm #
how did her husband die did you say ? #
ooh #
so her sons then not #
her sons not the name of her then #
what when he was young as well ? #
oh #
oh #
mm #
mm #
does she and that #
yes I'll have a biscuit I said #
have a biscuit #
no thank you #
see you've given her the #
ah , will there be more #
down there ? #
oh #
yeah see , soon change don't ya ? #
yeah #
mm , mm #
mm #
well he could of done if he'd of taken her in the car would , couldn't she ? #
oh is he ? #
thank you Clare , erm #
has she got relatives in London ? #
oh #
oh #
oh #
mm #
mm #
mm #
no he's eighty one #
well why did she come and live down here in the first place ? #
oh #
oh , she's got her own flat #
oh #
mm #
was it ? #
does he get a back problem ? #
he'll regret he ever met you #
well you helped him didn't you ? #
mm #
show me that #
no #
oh #
mm , mm #
mm ? #
I've paid it #
mm #
cos you were there when they called weren't you and they revised it ? #
mm #
ain't I ? , #
I've got loads really but I can't find them any where #
I mean there #
not doing September's yet you see erm #
Simon told me that a school #
along the road by Pardah's bakery #
well on the main #
by Warer Road #
well which way your going ? #
before the Co-Op #
you can a bit its sort of it , you know the pub on the other side #
its a bit passed the pub , that's where she thinks it is any way #
and I think its to replace Rushcome school , cos Rushcome school's down there isn't it ? #
yeah so they won't , oh so its not closing Rushcome school #
oh #
could of rented Mrs house #
yeah but that's the autumn term er there not advertising the autumn terms yet #
mm #
oh dear Clare #
Clare stop sniffing #
go and get a tissue #
Benny Hill is it ? #
it must be Benny Hill next week then #
oh he's gone into hospital hasn't he again ? #
yeah #
oh he was the first four minute miler wasn't he ? #
too old don't be daft #
yeah and dropping dead #
no , he's , he's a bit older than that , I should know . #
oh #
yeah #
mm #
mm #
I shall keep it for a bit longer Clare #
yeah it goes in the dry weather doesn't it straight away ? #
mm #
does , yeah #
yeah #
and did I tell you I bumped into Jean when I went down #
she's on her way to erm , she showed me her tiles in the bathroom there quite pretty , erm , she erm isn't very pleased with the way the tiling's been done #
and she had they were #
they were er a what she wants you to look at it and see #
mm #
mm #
oh I don't know #
any way she said its nothing like the tiles she had done in the kitchen #
so she , she , if it weren't , if she has him to build her own suite , she's gonna get erm Lee , what was his name Clare ? #
Lee #
dad cos he did a really good job to do the , the tiling and you see she had seconds tiles #
from Pilkingtons and there's little , she said you wouldn't notice it but there's little like , little things on and when he did the grouting yesterday she said that she said it was awful , she didn't like it at all so she told him this morning #
no didn't like how he grouted it because she said there , things like a little nick in the tile , if he'd gone in with the grouting it wouldn't of shown any and he didn't #
I don't know #
and she said she , its cos she said , she said of course if its because she's so used to Joe he would of , I said yeah but he went over the top didn't he , cos he always did every thing to perfection , I said you can't have Joe doing it #
well he got the tiles she didn't #
yeah , but she they didn't get the one's that , she couldn't get the one's that she wanted cos they didn't have enough #
well he went with her #
she said Joe would of got them all at the top where you couldn't see them and things like that , I said well you won't get builders doing that #
haven't got time to do that #
I said to her you'll just looking for fault all the time you are I said that's #
what your doing , your just , she said I know I am she says I'm nick picking , I'm just looking for faults , I told you that today #
no but she said it look's much bigger , she's got a very big broom cupboard #
who's died then ? #
what they die off ? #
well that's that car crash #
its that car crash #
yeah , well one of seventeen years #
yeah well er twenty four ? #
he was the other driver wasn't he ? #
oh #
mm inexperienced aren't they , they just need , they don't know how to get up the top , they must of only just learnt to drive look , seventeen , mustn't they ?that's a fast road that isn't it across there ? #
mm #
fast moving road I think that is #
that frog's #
still on top of the pond #
no , but I thought perhaps it was frozen so it won't fertilize #
yeah , but I thought the frost would of killed the , the #
no I thought the frost would of killed of the #
that's what I mean there dead aren't they #
cos it the frost it was like a lump of ice the other day #
yeah I think you might as well throw it #
they haven't been #
since its too cold #
yes , is there really ? #
I , I don't think warm , so why they early ? #
yeah #
no #
well I said we'd pick up aunty Jean at twenty too eight #
oh yeah , you'll be slapped #
that's cos I said to him round the other way #
. #
I was talking to Mrs the other day , down the road , she's had , she had er back problem and she gets terrible trouble at night , sleeping #
did you ? #
it yaps a lot that do don't it ? #
he hasn't got a job has he ? #
oh where's he ? #
I didn't have a bicycle #
Well I said to Derek , look at our tiles , you see , and he said that's unfair because he said these aren't , what ? #
Your tiles are #
But then you don't do that . #
So you don't do that #
Yeah . #
Ah ! #
Upstairs . #
Ah ! #
I think you weren't . #
Oh ! #
Ah ! #
And in some places #
it was , it was #
quite #
I've seen them with the tiles . #
Well we did them #
in the kitchen ! #

Well , that's it . #
Didn't he ? #
So there's that , all that #
Yeah . #
So th , no spaces in them ? #
So you'll be doing it #
by eye ? #

Yeah . #
Well perhaps he didn't use them . #
Alright . #
Derek's #
gotta go . #
Yeah . #
Don't wait for you for lunch ? #
Oh allright . #
Oh alright then . #
Yeah . #
Well I should wait till it's actually Jean , I don't think there's any , it's only that bit anyway , to be honest with you . #
Yeah . #
I think that #
I don't think that's right if you go there . #
No . #
Have a look what every has got . #
So which would you prefer ? #
Fine ? #
You've got them crossed now haven't you ? #
Yeah . #
Got them crossed . #
Yeah . #
Got them crossed . #
Mm . #
Well #
Well I don't know , I think that's quite nice across . #
But I #
think probably it's because it needs painting cos it's a horrible colour isn't it ? #
What is it ? #
Er er #
A creamy colour isn't it ? #
Yeah . #
Are you ? #
It's not at all . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I was fuming when I came home ! #
And she's gonna get it when she comes home ! #
Well I ca came home , I had Derek's overalls in the the sink , they need washing on their own , and I said to Cla , so I had to go shopping this morning because Claire only worked all day yesterday so she #
couldn't take me so I #
can't do it . #
Because it hurts my back . #
And erm I said to her , dad's overall's in the machine so when they're finished you hand them on the line . #
Yes , okay , she said yeah . #
Now in here Jean was her washing bowl full of washing soap in and her bits and pieces like tights and that . #
Now , if you take something out of the machine in th , what would you do with that there ? #
It was just left ! #
I can't do it now ! #
So she's gonna get it when she comes in ! #
Is just put it in ! #

Yeah . #
See machine has gone off . #
I mostly do now is hers . #
But I was really mad ! #
I was shattered today when I came home ! #
And then Derek home and Manda said he was shopping , and I said oh come on ! #
I said , it takes hours going shopping with you ! #
He said oh ! #
He said , we're not in a rush . #
I said , mind they don't eat . #
That's what we were saying used to say we do . #
Oh ! #
Go shopping , go and come back ! #
Mm . #
Mm mm . #
Yeah , but that's different to food shopping . #
I hate food shopping ! #
I bet you buy something though ? #
Don't you ? #
We do our in an hour ! #
We'd be in there three minutes ! #
And that's too long ! #
in an hour , they must think you're weird ! #
Well , well what do you do ? #

But they look #
Well I don't think anybody's see how much the #
erm #
I mean #
Yes , but when you , you have to shop for us lot it can , and loads and loads and loads #
it gets a bit #
Oh ! #
Yeah , but you've always liked shopping anyway . #
Joey used to say to me #
don't go shopping with Jean ! #
I'm just gonna see how much the sultanas were at Tesco #
Is that how much ? #
I have to buy that . #
It's a whole week , mind we don't go out and erm when I came home just , the last evening , you know , after the play #
It was too hot ! #
Mind you , I thought it was nice . #
Oh yeah , seventy five , they've gone up . #
Yeah . #
I'll buy some in Quicksave . #
I only buy sultanas . #
I only buy sultanas . #
Yeah I have bought raisins , but normally they're , but they're not expensive are they ? #
Oh ! #
I'll change . #
Yeah . #
Oh . #
I'm , I don't like currants #
much , I think they're something and nothing , currants . #
I got some currants that are left over #
from Christmas and #
I don't usa , I mean , I can't be bothered with them . #
Oh ! #
Are they ? #
I think if I make a cake today I I'd rather put sultanas in . #
Well #
Yes . #
I might get some mixed fruits . #
He's #
he's tasted your marmalade . #
I , I had a little taste . #
I'm not very keen on marmalade . #
No . #
Well I think it was nice . #
But I just don't like bits . #
No , I don't . #
And marmalade's #
too strong for me . #
No . #
He's got enough there . #
Derek says to me something , he said all condensation in Jean's kitchen ! #
I said , well I'll ask her what #
that was . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Couldn't see it . #
Ah ! #
Oh ! #
Right . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Actually in erm our bathroom and when we have a bath and a shower it always runs all down #
the tiles , so I don't think you can do anything about it now . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Well why doesn't , can't he do something about that or does he #
Yeah . #
Ca #
Ah well . #
Oh . #
I don't know #
See we've got air bricks up around ours . #
We got two . #
Well don't they put air bricks in places ? #
Mm mm . #
I thought they should do . #
No . #
Oh I should get that done because it might do something . #
I dunno . #
Perhaps they didn't bother . #
Perhaps they didn't ever go up in the loft . #
Wonder you can get up into #
You know #
You live up in your loft don't you ? #

Mm . #
Well ours is sort of , well Derek I told you , new ye , new year on the Sunday he went up and just threw some of ours out . #
And I #
don't know the I don't think he's left much space #
Oh ! #
Oh dear ! #
Ah ! #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
That was a , er do , do people make them now ? #
It was a rage wasn't it ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Can't you ? #
Oh ! #
Mm . #
Dining room . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I think they'd sell . #
I've erm when Amanda and Claire were younger I bought a milk shake thing from #
the milkman and that was , that's stuck in the cupboard . #
I said to Amanda when you get your own home you can , she loves milk shake ! #
So I said #
you can , and then I thought well if I ever do get grandchildren , no , I'll keep it . #

And I've got a wok up there that I've never used . #
Have you got a wok ? #
I didn't know what to do with it ! #
No , I'm gonna give it to Amanda and Claire because they'll use it . #
They only have vegetarian food but they'll use it . #
And I did use it once and I got in such a temper ! #
Cos you have to have it so the gas so high , it must be really boiling hot and you just stir fry the vegetables all round this #
er thing , and I thought I might as well use a frying a pan ! #
Ooh yes ! #
Mm . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
I don't use it sometimes . #
Only #
thing I don't like u doing with the hands , pastry , so I'll use my food mixer , cos I #
don't like mixing pastry . #
It gets all , urgh ! #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Have you ? #
I'm waiting for you to make those things in your erm #
Sandwich maker ? #
Yeah . #
Ah yeah . #
Yeah . #
Well I like to have a toasted sandwich for dinner . #
I forget about it . #
Yeah , but I can't have much . #
I mean , I can only have fo lunchtime with Claire , like , I've been having tomatoes on toast and some . #
Horrible aren't they ? #
And they've gone all , you see I haven't been eating them so they've been in the fridge and they've gone all soft . #
And I thought , well that's not very interesting ! #
So I sprinkle about three strands of cheese . #
Yo ? #
What , cut up or rings ? #
No the onion . #
Chopped up ? #
Ah , not rings ? #
Doesn't it bulge out the bread ? #
Well don't you put weight on ? #
Claire's got to have pi pic piccalilli . #
She has Branston sandwich she likes , not the ordinary pic , have you seen the sandwich pickle ? #
It's been chopped up much smaller . #
Either that or , they like this . #
They like this cos it's smaller . #
Yeah . #
But she likes the lumps in er , I was gonna buy some pickled onions today , till I saw the price ! #
I thought blow that ! #
Oh yeah . #
Well you can pickle some for me . #
I erm #
No . #
Oh . #
Well don't put too much salt in ! #
Yeah . #
Oh did you ? #
Oh ! #
I don't eat #
many and I've stopped eating them at Christmas when I brought them and I started eating them again . #
I I just li like #
Yeah , but they didn't have salt on these . #
So I tho , I thought , you don't do you ? #
Have you ? #
Oh ! #
Not the big one do you ? #
Big one ? #
Well I wear pop socks . #
Alright I'll wash them out and I'll #
let you have them . #
I was gonna take , I thought perhaps you didn't want anymore . #
Well I'll erm wash them out , let you have those . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , well I'll let #
you have those . #
Could have the lot , I mean , I know , but erm #
I did have a load of that tops and I took them all down the . #
So I got fed up , fed up with , a lot of , it's always full up ! #
Well why doesn't he #
empty them ! #
Yeah I certainly am . #
Went down there with all the wine bottles from Christmas don't do but and then it's completely ruined ! #
People were just leaving boxes of them on the in the car park . #
I , I thought the #
the lads could come aco , along there and smash them ! #
Yeah . #
Ooh I know ! #
Yeah . #
I don't know , I'm not sure which ones yo , I just notice what says recyclable on them . #
I don't think you can put them all in now . #
I thought they had to say recyclable . #
I dunno . #
And in this last bottle bank , it used to say up there green , clear , brown and other you see . #
Well , they o , they haven't bothered up there , so I think people , I mean I was doing it , I was , she sort of shoved them in this thingie and I looked up and it said , green ! #
Well they've got a green bottle and they , they melt it down , it's gonna look green isn't it ? #
So I thought well , we've , we've , but I didn't see that . #
I said to Claire , I said , I'm sticking them in the wrong one . #
She said well it's too late now , the the clear one's full so we just anyway , went I went down the next day there's a new one or , next time , there's a new one down there so they , they must obviously think , well put them all in together . #
I do , don't know if you're supposed to pi , take the labels off are you ? #
You ta , you're supposed to take the tops off . #
They don't like you putting the tops in there . #
Well I notice some people do don't they ? #
Well I always take the labels off . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I didn't well I , and I took the labels off the plastic bottles as well , but I notice people don't . #
No , it's Coke isn't it ? #
Erm #
Yes . #
Like Coke . #
Yeah . #
Well I was thinking if you do this it helps with doesn't it ? #
Yes . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
And tissues . #
Recyclable tissues as well . #
Mm . #
Just us doing it won't , won't stop it . #
Erm , I don't know . #
I look in peoples' erm shopping trolleys at Tesco and they er don't seem to er #
No . #
No . #
I don't always do that . #
I try to get recycled erm notepaper and #
You can get birthday cards a on recycled paper . #
Mind , they're a bit more expensive . #
And I know the Post Office prices have gone up with er cards . #
Well they didn't use to be #
on cards . #
They used to do birthday cards in there , in the Post Office . #
They used to be from tha , and they still are in there . #
See , the others , they're all about ninety nine #
for blank birthday cards , but in there they're forty , fifty for cards . #
They're a lot cheaper . #
Yeah . #
No , I don't like them . #
I don't even buy them for Derek . #
I just like it when you open it it says happy birthday . #
Or best wishes or some #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Well it's not meant anyway . #
That's right . #
It's not meant . #
Yeah . #
And I think and perhaps when I was younger I used to buy it for Derek , but I wouldn't go there now , no . #
He doesn't really does he ? #
Just looks a card and buys it . #
I bet he doesn't he even read what was in . #
Well #
really ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Card #
things , yeah . #
Mm . #
I bought Amanda a card yesterday cos she was a bit down so I thought , oh I'll send her one a card , and I got one from . #
It's an old fashioned mangle , like mum used to have in the picture . #
When I phoned up she said what a lovely card ! #
I said no ! #
Cos that was forty nine I said . #
Oh , she said , I'm gonna frame that one mum . #
Really , really nice it was ! #
Thought she was a bit down so I thought well I'll er send her a card . #
They had a good job in the paper erm , part of the school . #
But it was only for year . #
But it's actually temporary that's what I'm , and erm it wan , it was starting in April so that was no good ! #
temp , you know . #
They can keep the names in the school . #
That's what they do , they have a year off er totally , then they go back again . #
Oh no ! #
No . #
No . #
No . #
No . #
No , I wish erm you worked that as well . #
Cos I was telling the children . #
So I was trying not to talk . #
Some it does . #
Some it does . #
Some it erm , I mean , I'll go Claire'll say , clean up the house ! #
Clear up this mess ! #
No , but I think it's very difficult for a mum . #
Because what is done , I mean when I was in hospital his mum used to that try and pick up #
your stuff . #
Yeah , but there's a , I can see how she does it because you've done it al , you know , for sixteen , seventeen years #
can't get out of the habit . #
Mm . #
Ah but you never . #
Yeah . #
Mind you , . #
You know , . #
Yeah , but you do forget sometimes , you sa , you still think they're . . #
You know and what do you think I am ? #
An and , and things like that , and yo it's automatic . #
And if want to check quickly in a car and I'm driving I automatically put the hand #
I've done that to Pam and she couldn't stop laughing ! #
Going along driving . #
I said , I'm sorry Pam , I keep thinking your Ma Amanda . #
No , you see , I automatically do it you see . #
driver ! #
It is funny ! #
I don't think so . #
I don't think that now . #
I know , now , you could but , but Derek's reading that prospectus in the car today and it's , it's in Cardiff and he said they write in there and say that you know , they want mature students and , and , and this that and the other , and er , they give them erm , priority and well that's rubbish ! #
Well they , they sort of near enough said she wouldn't #
And yet , in the prospectus it does , yeah #
so I mean really they say , they're all going in there and perhaps she's not mature enough . #
And I said , what do they call mature ? #
And he said over twenty ones . #
I said . #
Yeah . #
last night . #
When they say oh , , well they won't . #
I said well what if they do ? #
I said they won't ! #
Mm . #
She doesn't want to work today . #
No . #
You can't force her . #
Just says , I don't wanna talk about it ! #
Well that's what she does you see . #
She's talks about you if she doesn't want to talk about it , she won't , she'll just walk out the room . #
Mm . #
But I did , I thought how unlike Claire . #
And I thought those two girls on Friday , that play . #
Derek said , bored to tears ! #
Now if that was Amanda there , like at the pantomime #
you see #
you sit , that's why I don't like going to the theatre with Derek , he , he doesn't clap or anything ! #
Well I mean ,th the thing is those poor people have got up there and #
he says they're doing the re , rehearsing for what ? #
Eight weeks did he say ? #
Every night I expect . #
Oh I thought the blonde girl was a #
bit wooden . #
Yes . #
Yeah I didn't look like it was her . #
Yeah . #
Well I #
I did see cos she was er #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
But I thought the other girl was good . #
Er well I thought it was good how they did the se se scenes , they were #
. #
So that was good #
wasn't it ? #
No , I thought she were , I thought goodness knows ! #
Derek said they'd been having sex ! #
I said , he says th no , they'd have that other girl , but she was quite roly-poly . #
Remember that one we went to see her , and sh she undressed ? #
She #
Yes ! #
Yeah ! #
But then the other girl was like stick wasn't she ? #
Derek said Jean won't want to go again . #
Yes she will . #
I think she was just a bit hot . #
I said , in fact , when she's got herself sorted out we'll go down to Poole Art Centre and see #
some plays down there . #
We'll get the he's not coming ! #
Ge , if Amanda's , well Amanda loves it so when #
she comes down , she'd #
really love going ! #
Erm #
Well , you did have your gloves on . #
You did have your fur boots on . #
Derek said he'd no but Derek said he felt #
too hot ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
It was hot in , I mean everybody was very red faced #
weren't they ? #
Yeah , but it's your hot flushes ! #
, yeah . #
But , you know #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
But then Claire came home with me . #
Cos we missed Coronation Street didn't we last night ? #
And I didn't record it because we wanted to record something but actually , I don't , I think Coronation Street . #
Did you ? #
Yes , I mean I , some episodes are better than others I suppose . #

Yeah . #
Yeah ? #
Her ? #
Mm . #
Mm mm . #
A nice looking boy though . #
Mm . #
But I don't know how they can have them as twins do you ? #
Mind , not all twins are identical are they ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah ,bu bu bu perhaps the other one will be nice when he #
gets older . #
And I thought , you know , Tracey's getting to him . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , but she . #
You know , she came home and she was watching television and I bought some Bourbon biscuits round and then I thought I'll have one with my cup of tea and now there's three left ! #
I said , do you realise you've eaten the whole packet ! #
She doesn't know what she's doing ! #
See , well , she just puts her hand in , eats it , hand in , eat , that's , she doesn't even know what she's doing ! #
I said you're gonna get a #
I said you're gonna put weight on , if #
you're not careful ! #
Especially Bourbon biscuits . #
I said but er #
it was only a little bit . #
Oh years ago ! #
Yes . #
Yeah I know . #
They say #
you should eat Digestive biscuits cos they're . #
I don't know . #
Oh yeah ! #
Did they get your toilets or not ? #
Oh they didn't have one ? #
No , it's a portable bit er #
Yeah ! #
Oh no ! #
Oh dear ! #
Can you hear that stupid noise again ? #
Listen . #
That's the water pressure . #
Why don't you wash your hands in the bathroom ? #
Oh well #
goodness me Jean ! #
If they haven't thought about that ! #
Where , in there ? #
Yeah , well they were tiled nicely . #
It's the ones upstairs Derek said about . #
Yeah . #
Yeah but Derek made those himself . #
He didn't tile them but he #
make them himself . #
I'm , I'm cold ! #
Well I think it looks nice ! #
I I , I said to Derek , I don't know why Jean's so #
she was a disappointed ! #
Yeah , but that's cos of Joe . #
Oh well I haven't had anybody so fussy . #
Yeah . #
They all seem a bit wide , I must admit . #
Oh hasn't he ? #
No ? #
Yeah , but er , some of them are a bit out of true cos they're seconds do you think ? #
They may have been so er the #
Yeah . #
Actually , that's why Derek's never done tiling , cos he's not very good at it . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Well I thought it looked , I thought it looked all right . #
No . #
It's the I not , I mean he should have grouted that little bit and he shouldn't have put #
that tile there actually . #
But then , Derek said they haven't got the time to #
fiddle he said . #
Now , with Joey , he would have #
had all day . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , but you see , they haven't got the time to do #
that . #
You don't want them there any longer do you ? #
Yeah . #
I I didn't think he was that untidy , but Derek thought that was awful leaving all that outside ! #
But they know you're not like that don't they , round and about ? #
They know you've got builders there . #
You wanna see Pam's house ! #
Yeah could have #
Yeah . #
Well he shouldn't have left tiles outside somebody could have taken those ! #
No . #
No . #
Yeah . #
When are you erm #
What are you doing this afternoon ? #
Yeah . #
Bit cold out I thought today . #
I feel cold in #
here . #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Still it's only for another day . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
It's only another day . #
No . #
Yeah , really going . #
Yeah . #
You wanna be married to Ron then . #
He leaves he leaves all I thought Kath would have phoned me because I wrote her a letter and normally when I write her a letter she sort of , phones about the next day but she #
I was wondering about Ron . #
Well I think she would have told us wouldn't she ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
But I didn't like the sound of it much when she said it didn't , it was still weeping . #
That's how it was with Elise . #
But there you are , I mean , he #
but she said that happened with him when he had the erm what did he have an operation for ? #
Was it , was it haemorrhoids ? #
No ! #
I #
something didn't heal #
then . #
Yeah . #
No . #
No . #
No . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , see that bone in that #
I mean , although there's #
there it healed up quite quickly . #
I can rub it now , it's alright . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Except on a lump , you know , I've still got sa a lump there . #
A real hard lump ! #
And when I go and have my erm , smear test which I keep putting off . #
Erm #
Well , I'll go and have #
it done . #
Erm I'm gonna , if it's still there I'm gonna ask Doctor and ask him why #
the lump's still there . #
Cos that's a month now , is a month . #
Unless it was , Derek , Derek said she really jabbed in the #
in the ne , oh the needle there . #
Ah no , she was nice . #
is tha is that the friendly one ? #
I mean , and she was nice ! #
Yes . #
It's ni , oh I forgot to say thanks . #
Yep . #
And I've got a navy blue and white striped #
Oh yeah ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
It's big on me , so I don't know what it's like #
on you ! #
No , this Derek's talking about your man being #
Well what i , what is it ? #
Oh yeah . #
Just put it on one side . #
I'm not feeding it ! #
We don't feed it . #
Yes . #
I want to get a bit of #
Yes . #
It's looking as though it's a bit dead that . #
Ooh looks it's gone a funny colour ! #
It should be quite warm and now it's not . #
These , these have lasted a long time haven't #
they ? #
Those #
That was Mrs 's . #
I thought well nobody's taken it #
I'll get it . #
It's got like erm #
mm , I thought well it's go with the plant doesn't it ? #
Well they didn't take it . #
It's down there , nobody wan I wanted to put something in , in that window . #
I was thinking of dried flowers and then I , and then I thought no , I think I'll #
Well it'd have to big wouldn't it ? #
No it wouldn't go in there , it's not wide #
enough . #
Just gonna have to go on the little table in the corner right between #
the chairs , you see . #
There , so #
Well I thought about putting some , at the moment buy some erm daffodils or something . #
But I don't think they're #
gonna be in now this #
time of year . #
Well he , down here ? #
They're tiles . #
Horrible they are ! #
Yeah . #
Oh yeah . #
Yeah well don't get too light a #
colour #
Yeah . #
And you're gonna have mahogany or was #
thinking of having mahogany #
so it'll be better to have a #
different but you see that one's , you know what I'm like with Domestos and #
stuff , if you look on the tiles you'll see a line where I've dropped , #
where I've dropped it for , well then , it's the toilet brush you see , I've been going like this with the toilet #
Doesn't say a lot . #
Oh dear ! #
I've got my special clothes with the trademark all the way thr #
I must come out . #
You can tell I haven't been out in the garden lately I need , it needs to ci , it's been too cold ! #
Mine ,th they're , they're taking ages to come up , I mean #
Mm ! #
Bud ? #
See the ones that are growing there's nothing there look . #
They're not gonna , they're gonna be blind aren't they ? #
Late . #
Tulips can go in late . #
No , you've got to put them too deep . #
You've gotta put them deep . #
If you put them to shallow they come up #
blind . #
Yeah . #
Well I'll see you then . #
Yes . #
He says today he'll finish ? #
Yeah . #
No , won't be so bad . #
I'll see you then . #
Bye ! #
See you ! #
Ooh ! #
Alright ? #
Not too bad thank you . #
Not very nice morning is it ? #
Was it foggy where you came from ? #
Was it ? #
Oh ! #
I was surprised cos yesterday Claire came in and she said , ooh , it's really foggy tonight mum ! #
And I thought #
it can't be foggy , it was a nice #
I thought it was a nice sunny day yesterday , how can it be foggy ? #
Anyway , I've turned it off so it's colder for you #
not , not boiling hot . #
Yes thank you . #
Yeah . #
Well , it's a lot better than when you saw me last time ! #
Well it's not it's not a hundred percent but this is how I'm gonna be I think . #
I think I get a few , , excuse me things but it's not too bad . #
I know it's there all the time . #
Do you want a cup of tea or a cup of coffee ? #
Coffee ? #
Tea ? #
Coffee ? #
Yeah . #
Pardon ? #
White with two . #
Ah so #
Good ! #
Not many people are are they at the moment ? #
Yeah . #
Oh he's very busy ! #
Yeah . #
Lots of people that are finding it very difficult aren't they ? #
Oh I think they do . #
Yeah . #
Derek's are mainly , there's a sort of few new ones but #
Mind , not everybody's got the money to erm pay for jobs have they , today , if they've been made redundant they haven't got the money . #
Well I think it's gonna get worse before it's gets better actually , I think it's erm I don't know . #
Oh ! #
Oh I think they ought to have them cleaned every year don't you ? #
That one's sort of exploding a bit again , like something I know when it does ,it needs cleaning ! #
It all makes a funny noise ! #
It's sort of a louder noise than normal this , you know . #
Yeah , so I think oh well , it's about time you came . #
Actually , probably , could do with a new boiler thing I should think . #
A bit old isn't it ? #
Ain't it ? #
Mm . #
Oh do you ? #
Oh ! #
How long did it take you to get down here ? #
About three quarters of an hour does it ? #
Yeah . #
Well yeah . #
Was it ? #
Oh . #
We went for a week's holiday at Salisbury . #
Well , cos of my back last year I couldn't go very far so we thought , where can we go for a break ? #
And we went , we had a nice time . #
It was great ! #
In erm yes , it's the ring road , in a a a listed building . #
What was the road called ? #
Do you know as you come in to Salisbury and you have to keep going on with the traffic , then it leads up to the bridge where the wa , where the river is . #
That ro , what's it called ? #
It's got like the back of the supermarket , back of the er Marks and Spencers . #
No I don't know what it's . #
No . #
Was it ? #
Oh ! #
Yeah ! #
But #
Oh are there ? #
Yeah , they're all listed aren't but as we came we came in the way we would come , I'm a bit ignorant , so I suppose we were #
That big #
Yeah you #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yes , the ring ring road round , yes , and then you #
Yeah . #
Yeah , well i , on the left ? #
Or on the ri #
Yeah , then I think we went is there a road to left ? #
Is there ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I can't remember . #
Anyway , it was a lon , there's a little restaurant in the road , and it was back of sort of erm Mar , if you wal , you crossed over and if you went through a little slip where it came , you came into this little arcade of shops where o , about in the road next to er #
Don't ask me ! #
That sounds about right ! #
That's sounds about the name . #
Yeah . #
I think that's in New Street . #
It was by the hospital . #
It was in the road of the hospital . #
We were down , we were down much further and the hospital was that opposite the park , like , is it the park or something ? #
No , we overlooked erm a horrible block of flats ! #
That was very nice , the outlook there , but the outlook at the back was ever so , it was beautiful ! #
Cos we could see the spire of the cathedral . #
I think it was in , it was in the , but it was in the back road of the hospital , not the front road . #
The back kind #
Yeah , that's it . #
Yeah , I think so , yeah . #
Yeah , that's right . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yes , ever so , we enjoyed it . #
But it was very cold . #
Yeah , can't remember where we went . #
My memory's hopeless ! #
You know , it was sometime last year and I can't remember if it's early or late . #
But it was quite nice , we had a nice time . #
There's lots of little walks to go on aren't #
there ? #
Round er , and they're all qui , er nice shops there . #
Oh ! #
Enjoyed it ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah , it was nice . #
We thoroughly enjoyed it ! #
What kind is there ? #
Yeah ! #
Yeah ! #
Yeah ! #
I think it's quite nice . #
The only thing is , I think it's quite a way for you to travel isn't it ? #
Erm I mean , you don't always come here do you ? #
Oh ! #
Do you come here every day ? #
Oh ! #
I don't know if I'd wanna do that every day . #
Is it worse in the summer ? #
Yeah . #
I don't know i #
Yeah . #
That's right . #
Because when we came home , we came home on a Friday night , I say , and oh , the traffic ! #
I think it took us about an hour and a half to get home ! #
Especially coming up ,co , just coming up to Salisbury , coming up to all those roundabouts . #
Cor ! #
We thought we wished we'd left earlier now . #
It was , no I mean thoroughly enjoyed it ! #
We'll try and be a bit more adventurous this year and go a bit further ! #
But I can't sit in the car very long . #
It's terrible ! #
It's a problem . #
Well I was thinking of Cambridge but I don't think I , Derek's going to Holland #
for a long weekend to do with er , every ten years there's a garden thing in Holland , I don't , forget what they call it . #
Flor Florade or something . #
I can't go . #
I couldn't tra , it's er , on a coach . #
I couldn't do it . #
So he's going to Holland for three or four days . #
So I'm er I said perhaps , because Steve li , have you been to Cambridge ? #
No . #
Steven said it's nice at Cambri , I think we've been through it . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , but it's quite , I don't know how to , it's about three hours I should think . #
You know . #
Have to wait and see . #
Cos you could break the journey up a bit ? #
Yeah . #
I'd have to do it every hour . #
I can't sit for much longer than an hour . #
It's a pain innit ! #
I never thought I'd have back problems ! #
Nearly everybody you talk to the fact , they have back problems . #
It's a wonder you don't get them lifting boilers and things ! #
Yeah . #
And I said , Derek has to be careful , because you don't know when you #
And he was doing , and they're humping a lot of concrete last week and I think his back's aching . #
I said , now you know how I felt ! #
How are your children ? #
Adults , children ? #
How old ? #
Oh adult . #
Oh ! #
How she's getting on ? #
Okay ? #
She'll be taking her O levels next year won't she ? #
Mm . #
What does she want to do , does she know ? #
Oh does she ? #
My sister was a Wren years ago . #
Yeah . #
She might as well be a . #
Why ? #
Why ? #
Why have you gotta be so nice to be a Wren , I can see a policewoman but not a Wren ! #
Yo yo got all to look af #
Wrens to looks after , if you're a Wren . #
Why have you not got ? #
Oh I don't understand that ! #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Oh ! #
Oh dear ! #
Oh well ! #
And what is your son doing , I've forgotten ? #
Mhm ! #
No . #
What was he doing ? #
I've for #
Oh yeah ! #
Yeah . #
Didn't he like that or #
Oh yeah ! #
Cos the building , ah ah ah ! #
Does he like this job or not ? #
I co #
Yeah , I feel sorry for youngsters today , don't you ? #
There's not much for them to do at all . #
No . #
But #
Sorry ! #
Go on . #
Mm ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I think mind , a lot of the problem is because women have gone back to work isn't it ? #
Cos I mean , lots of women have to work today don't they ? #
For them to make #
No ! #
Yeah ! #
Yeah ! #
Sad really ! #
And Amanda didn't like our own school , cos she finishes her teacher training college this year . #
But it's four years ! #
Cor ! #
I can't believe it's four years . #
It's just had one haven't they ? #
It's going up I think . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
And get ne new ones in . #
I don't think , I feel a bit sorry for her because at the moment they're running a teaching profession down so much aren't they ? #
Always ! #
Feel a bit sorry for her , but she seems to be enjoying it so . #
The frogs . #
Put down some more spawn , yeah . #
Yeah . #
About four . #
Did you ? #
Oh yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I don't like them . #
No . #
I think they're ugly ! #
Don't like frogs . #
Oh yeah ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
But I don't like them . #
Looks as though it's gonna rain . #
Have a biscuit . #
Have a biscuit . #
Didn't you ? #
Oh ! #
Gone to sleep . #
You say he got a fat tummy as he ? #
Perhaps he drinks a lot of beer . #
Oh dear ! #
Perhaps he drinks a lot of beer . #
Perhaps he's got a beer stomach has he ? #
Yeah . #
You were down Ursula's this morning weren't you ? #
Did you go down Ursula's this morning ? #
Oh ! #
Travers #
Oh ! #