Welcome to Australia's best toilet, and we're not taking the ... well, we're not kidding.
The toilet block at Ringwood Lake is flushed with success after wiping its competitors to take out the coveted Best Bathroom Award at the Total Facilities Conference, beating 17,000 public restrooms to the title. 
And after a thorough inspection of the facilities on Monday, it is not hard to see why. The five unisex bathrooms are kept spotless; they have baby change benches or grab rails for disabled people; their flushes, metal basins and driers are working fine; and - crucially - all of them are stocked with enough toilet paper to last. 
The only imperfections The Age observed were a discarded  ice-cream stick beside the basin in one room and some frankly unimaginative graffiti (I woz here 2016) scrawled on the wall in blue texta in another.
But it was the fifth cubicle that took out the title. This spacious Changing Places restroom is equipped with a changing table, a ceiling hoist and safety rails that enable people with severe disabilities to go to the toilet.
About 8600 public restrooms nationwide are classified as accessible to people with disabilities, however a large proportion of these would be difficult for people with the most severe conditions to use, Association for Children with a Disability chief executive Eddie Chapman says. 
"Disabled toilets have actually missed a huge chunk of the population with disabilities" he says. "Parents with kids with severe and profound disabilities can't use these facilities. They have to lay their - often adult - child on the floor of a toilet to change them."
You need a key to open the Changing Places toilet at Ringwood Lake, but people with disabilities or their carers can carry one around with them, which prevents the expensive equipment within from being vandalised.
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The Ringwood Lake toilet opened in 2014 and was the first of its type in Australia, but it was no flush in the pan for the Maroondah Council.
Four of the 13 of these $120,000 Changing Places restrooms in Australia are in the council's region - two at Eastland Shopping Centre and one at the local library.
Maroondah mayor Natalie Thomas says she has been around people with disabilities her entire life, so she knows how important it is to "bring dignity back" for people with debilitating conditions.
She says her mother Jenny has multiple sclerosis, and wasn't able to enjoy regular pleasures like going to the park or getting a coffee from the shopping centre because the facilities just weren't there if they were away from home for more than a couple of hours.
"I reckon we're world leaders in disability facilities," Ms Thomas says, surveying the park at Ringwood Lake, with its award-winning toilet block opposite a playground home to a special swing for children in wheelchairs.
Her sentiments were echoed by Don Di Giandomenico, who oversees the council's parks and sports fields, and who was checking some newly-installed playground equipment on Monday.
His daughter has cerebral palsy, and he would have struggled to take her to the very park he tends without these new features. "They bring in kids with a disability who wouldn't be able to enjoy the place," he says.
Mr Di Giandomenico doubts Ringwood Lake's old facilities would have won any prizes.
"The toilets here used to be buggered," he says.